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newbie1232
04-09-2006, 04:23 AM
I live in an apartment complex that doesn't allow smoking, but there's no real other place I can. What I plan to do is just make a giant doob-tube (I got a pack of dryer sheets and I'm planning to use some old foam and a large poster tube, I'll post pics when I'm done with it), put a towel under my door, open a window, and finally, just in case, remove the batteries from the smoke detector in my room.

Do you think this will work? Anything else I can do?

DazedNblazed
04-09-2006, 04:48 AM
do you have a car
you probley do just drive around the block and smoke then come back to your apartment

newbie1232
04-09-2006, 04:51 AM
My dad uses it to go to work (well, it is his car, lol.) I can't smoke in it without him knowing.

icebelowfreeze
04-09-2006, 04:51 AM
yea cars the best idea, if no car i would be like fu(k the nieghbors, anyone complians let em in on the blunt or smoke at a friends.. lol

newbie1232
04-09-2006, 04:57 AM
Oh yeah, forgot to add, there's a ton of cops where I live, there's literally one on every block, it's ridiculous. I'm not real worried about the neighbors, I live on the far left side of the building, so my room isn't near any neighbors. I'm more worried about parents noticing, or people/rents on the walkway by my window (I live on the second story) noticing the smoke.

soxsuk6432
04-09-2006, 05:05 AM
Dude dom't worry about smell. Smell is extremely easy to get rid of. I smoke in my room with my parents home and I don't even open my windows. Just make a doob tube with paper towels in the part closest to your lips and use dryer sheets in the end. And when you finished make sure all windows and doors are closed and smoke. When you finish spray a 10 second squirt of a odor neutralizer that defeats smoke. And let it sit for about 20 minutes. When you come back the smell will be really faint if even noticable. Just let the room air out and no one will notice. I smoke all day I just stay stonmed unless I'm in school. I never get caught.
This might not make much sense I'm pretty high.

newbie1232
04-09-2006, 05:10 AM
Nah it made sense man. I've never smoked in my own house before (as funny as that sounds) and maybe I'm just paranoid. The anticipation is killing me, I'm dry right now, but I'm getting some next week. :stoned:

soxsuk6432
04-09-2006, 05:14 AM
Yeah dude I know what you mean the first time I smoked in my house I was really paranoid too. You'll realize that it's not a big deal and the smoke is easy to clear and you'll be more relax about it. It sucxks being dry I just smoked my last bit of bud luckjily I am getting a 1/4 for next week tommorow.

davidmtml
04-09-2006, 05:44 AM
I live in an apartment complex that doesn't allow smoking, but there's no real other place I can. What I plan to do is just make a giant doob-tube (I got a pack of dryer sheets and I'm planning to use some old foam and a large poster tube, I'll post pics when I'm done with it), put a towel under my door, open a window, and finally, just in case, remove the batteries from the smoke detector in my room.

Do you think this will work? Anything else I can do?

I've found the best way to make a doob-tube is to use a 20-oz soda bottle. Just cut off the bottom, rinse it out, and stuff it full of dryer sheets. It's a lot easier to blow through than a toilet paper roll.

newbie1232
04-09-2006, 05:54 AM
Well, I don't have my cam right now, but it's basically just a poster tube cut in half. One end has some old boxers I had lying around tied around the end, the other end has dryer sheets, and at the "mouthpeice" it has some paper towels.

CaptainDankNuggets
04-09-2006, 06:25 AM
no ones gonan smell it if ur good about get soe insense and maybe open a widow or something thatll do u good

Th3 Chr0nic
04-09-2006, 08:21 AM
ur paranoid no one will notice if u smoke in ur apt unless u have cardboard walls

dopeman420
04-09-2006, 10:21 AM
I live in an apartment complex that doesn't allow smoking, but there's no real other place I can. What I plan to do is just make a giant doob-tube (I got a pack of dryer sheets and I'm planning to use some old foam and a large poster tube, I'll post pics when I'm done with it), put a towel under my door, open a window, and finally, just in case, remove the batteries from the smoke detector in my room.

Do you think this will work? Anything else I can do?
make ur doob tube but instead of smoking doobs what u do is bust up some weed and pack single tokes in the pipe or bong then that way no smoke from the cherry will reak ur house up but u gotta finish ur whole toke i hope this helped

dopeman420
04-09-2006, 10:21 AM
I live in an apartment complex that doesn't allow smoking, but there's no real other place I can. What I plan to do is just make a giant doob-tube (I got a pack of dryer sheets and I'm planning to use some old foam and a large poster tube, I'll post pics when I'm done with it), put a towel under my door, open a window, and finally, just in case, remove the batteries from the smoke detector in my room.

Do you think this will work? Anything else I can do?
make ur doob tube but instead of smoking doobs what u do is bust up some weed and pack single tokes in the pipe or bong then that way no smoke from the cherry will reak ur house up but u gotta finish ur whole toke i hope this helped

LIP
04-09-2006, 02:42 PM
I love weed

DazedNblazed
04-09-2006, 04:50 PM
you could smoke in your bathroom if your that worried, its not like a cops gonna barge in and say let me smell your bathroom.

Jahangir 420
05-14-2006, 12:51 AM
Make a bong, inhale and hold it in (virtually you will leave no trace of smoke while doing so)

Hold it in as long as possible and proceed to exhale out of ya window, or if you're too paranoid, exhale inside a plastic bottle and close it and throw it away. NO TRACE OF SMOKE the least bit

slpntrx5
05-14-2006, 02:10 AM
here's waht i do: if ur bathroom connects 2 ur room w/ a door n has a window, then go in there, burn some incense in ur room, put a towel under the room door AND the bathroom door, and LOCK both of them. make a doob tube, and smoke out of a BOWL!!! Blow all your smoke through the doob tube and OUT THE WINDOW OF THE BATHROOM. when you're done, clean the mess up n take a shit in ur bathroom. that way, u have a reason to spray air freshener. don't forget to burn LOTS of incense. and if ur bedroom has a window, keep that open for at least 10 mins after ur done smokin...phew! lol

Boricua
05-14-2006, 03:13 AM
What i sometimes do is smoke in my parents bathroom next to the window and then take a bath. The smell from the shampoo and soap will be stronger than the weed in a couple of minutes and i also spray a little bit of air freshener. Important to say i dont smoke joints in their. I smoke with a pipe.

NightProwler
05-14-2006, 03:17 AM
I live in an apartment complex that doesn't allow smoking, but there's no real other place I can. What I plan to do is just make a giant doob-tube (I got a pack of dryer sheets and I'm planning to use some old foam and a large poster tube, I'll post pics when I'm done with it), put a towel under my door, open a window, and finally, just in case, remove the batteries from the smoke detector in my room.

Do you think this will work? Anything else I can do?


dude.. all you need is the doob tube, and open the window a little crack.

when your not puffing, and the bowl is lit and smoking, hold it to the window so that it goes outside. and just blow into the doob tube. even if smoke comes out of the other end o fthe tube, it will smell nice and fresh. also, if it smells at all like weed afterwords, just blow into the tube a couple more times. its just like an air freshiner.



oh yea, boricua is right. dont EVER smoke a joint inside. it stinks up the whole house dude.

The Fog King
05-14-2006, 04:23 AM
you could use a vaporizer instead of smoking it

The Fog King

Its a Plant
05-14-2006, 04:39 AM
aight, first off, jahangir is wrong. ghost hitting is bad for you dude.

now, as far as smoking in your apartment, I have the same problem. I usually just grab a seat by my window and blow it out the window. I too live on the second floor, so no one really notices / cares. Plus most of the people living around me are also college students and don't give two fucks about the smell. If that's the case, fuck all this "doob tube" shit and just sit back on the cound and roast a bowl, bong, whatever. But like you said, cops are everywhere, so I would try and smoke elsewhere, but if you had to, just blow smoke out of a window discretely and you should be good.

spliffstar22
05-14-2006, 02:07 PM
Just go burn in the stairwell.. Whenever me and my boys go to an apartment, we burn, and drink 24's in there, you have to find the right level though, like closer to the top level is best, cause most people use the elevator to get down to the ground.... I don't know how good security is at your apartment, but if there's a lot, this isn't a good idea. Or, you can burn in your washroom, put a towel under the door, let the shower run, and pour shampoo on the bottom of the tub, so the water hits it and it makes the washroom smell nice and it is a super hotbox....

Psychadelic Man
05-14-2006, 06:01 PM
Ok bro listen I do this every week, and not once have I even had any suspicion. Not to mention that I live in a moderately small house with 2 sisters, a father, and a stepmother. Just go into your bathroom, and turn the shower on as hot as it will go/close the door of corse. Wait about 5 minutes so that it will start to steam, and wait until the mirror in there is covered. Then just wip out the Jay or whatever else you plan on using, and stand up. It will be a little freaky because of the wierd feeling the water particles give you, but its all good. The water molecules attach onto the smoke particles and pretty much cancels them out. Theres no oder, and no risk of a smoke detector.

Fan o KmK
05-14-2006, 07:12 PM
dude one thing about the smoke detectors, i dont think theyll go off if they smell weed smoke because one time my friends bro lit a cig and held it up to the smoke detector and it didnt go off so i duno.

oh to elaborate on psychedelic man, someone wrote a thread in extreme detail explaining how to blaze inside your house and he swears on hsi life you wont get caught. he reccomends doing it in the bathroom. search for his thread, its really helpful.

Th3 Chr0nic
05-14-2006, 07:25 PM
i have had 3 blunts going in my apt b4 and the detector didnt go off. i dunno if thats good or bad haha i might wanna make sure the damn thing even works at all

just me
05-14-2006, 07:32 PM
I use an air purifier with two large charcol washable filters.

Up In Smoke 420
05-14-2006, 08:40 PM
You just gatta cover all the things taking air out your room/ in. Like the air vents doors windows. Make sure to towl the door. The best thing I ever bought was my window fan with an exhaust feature. Works very good.

Jahangir 420
05-16-2006, 01:35 AM
Its A Plant, I never knew that ghost-hitting can be hazardous..what are the risks?

I been smoking out of my bong like dis since day one!!! :-S

Its a Plant
05-16-2006, 02:28 AM
well in a nutshell, all the THC you inhale is absorbed into your lungs within seconds of you inhaling, so the longer you hold your hit, the more carcinogens you absorb into your lungs.

so really all you need is to take a normal breath, almost like smoking a cig.
hold it any longer and all your getting is resin and all that good stuff.
helps to keep the lungs as healthy as possible w/o a vap even though smoke might be a problem for some.

methodnredd
05-16-2006, 02:32 AM
I love weed

Post of the day, just pure happiness provided by this plant.

Vaporizers are really good if you don't want to stink ish up.

Cooler Then Jesus
05-16-2006, 02:34 AM
youl be fine, just smoke it. close all doors and windows, etc.

Fabolous
05-16-2006, 04:31 AM
heres a idea, instead of hiding.. talk to yuor parents and tell make them come to there sinces and tell them they you well be smoking in your room, and your room alone no place else.

makes a hell lot safer and in ways easyier :)

420kidder
05-16-2006, 04:54 AM
:) I live in a situation where I can't smoke in the house. I do anyway because it's #1 convenient, and #2 very easy to get away with since I have a window exhaust fan that I bought from Walmart. It has forward and reverse and 3 speeds with a remote control for $30. It sucks so hard that the door is pulled shut tight and any trace is sucked out the window. I'd advise this, and a spray can of ozium.

yoda
05-16-2006, 04:58 AM
dude one thing about the smoke detectors, i dont think theyll go off if they smell weed smoke because one time my friends bro lit a cig and held it up to the smoke detector and it didnt go off so i duno.


ive set off the smoke alarm in my room twice from smoking blunts. but i also have a small room and was hitting the blunts with like 3 or 4 other ppl, so the smoke was kinda filling up my room.

lateralus
05-16-2006, 05:18 AM
Here's an old, comprehensive stealth-smoking post of mine. Trust me - it is possible to *completely* illiminate smoke and smell if you're careful. I don't understand how people still don't think it's possible.
You aren't necessarily bound to get caught. You are, however, if you choose to use the wrong utensil. Joints, blunts, spliffs, or anything that continually burns is a no-no. Double-O stoners are better off using either a bong, pipe, one-hitter, sneak-a-toke, or anything that can be *immediately* put out after the hit is taken.

Optional: The next precaution I take is to light a single stick of incense five to ten minutes before the session. I use Nag Champa brand incense; it has a great aroma, and a decent potency. By far the best I've found. Of course, if this would raise suspicion among the enemy (YOUR PARENTS), then this step should be avoided. Many people believe that parents know what's going on if you use incense; mine, however, do not. I tend to avoid using the towel under the door because if someone was to barge in, they'd take one look at the towel and know exactly what it was for. Plus, if the following methods are done correctly, the only smell escaping your room will be that of Nag Champa.

After lighting your piece, always put your finger, a marble, or a coin over the bowl to prevent excess smoke from escaping the bowl, and to save your weed. Overlooking this is, what I imagine, what gets many people caught.

As for the spoof, ("dryer sheets thingy") I use a 20 oz Mountain Dew bottle stuffed with somewhere around thirty or forty dryer sheets. The right amount of dryer sheets is key: too little and the covering of the smell is insufficient, too many and you won't be able to blow the smoke through. Some people add an amount of cologne, or spray to the sheets for better results. In my experience, this was unecessary, but better safe than sorry. Holes were burnt in the bottom of the bottle (as recommended by an ancient mello as hello post) using the cherry (lit end) on a Camel. The smoke is blown through the mouthpiece.

Don't try to hold in the hit for too long; if you cough, your whole operation's purpose has been eliminated. I hold mine in for three to four seconds and blow it quickly through the spoof.

I have a stash of Icebreakers (mints) for when each session is over. I also keep an extra can of Axe (a lot of people use Febreeze or Ozium) close to me in case of a coughing fit, or if smoke somehow escaped the piece.

Mission accomplished. :cool:

Crosis
05-16-2006, 06:16 AM
Shit, I smoke in my parents house all the time. When they're asleep, I'll pack a bowl at the computer or light up a J on the couch. I just open a window and blow in that direction. And don't worry about people seeing smoke. If it's dark out and this late, I doubt people will be standing right outside your window and looking to see if your getting stoned. Nah, you'll be fine. If you're that paranoid take your hits next to the window and blow out there, the smell won't do anything then 'cause you've got no smoke in the house. Oh, and when you light your bowl up make sure to pack the burning weed down with your lighter to put it out. Conserves weed and makes less smoke for less smell.