D.A.R.E. Bullshit haha

[brave little toaster]

Ok, i was in bed last night and I randomly remember this school assembly in elementary school where a D.A.R.E. officer came to my school and spoke to everyone about the evils of drugs. At the time you had to believe it since your a dumbass kid, but listen to this unbeleivable story: He told us there was this bro who got drafted into the NBA ahead of michael jordan, i forget his name. Anyway, apparently he was at a "draft party" with all of his friends and someone passed him a spliff and he took a hit for the first time. He hit it and his heart exploded!!!! That is what the fucking dare officer told us!! HAHA! Can you beleive the lengths some people will go to to keep kids from abstaining from harmless ole' mary jane?

[Jim Morrison]

yeah i took a look at my old dare handout book that i had it said one of the negative things marijuana does is cause death yet not one account of someone dying because of it has ever been proven

[Bong30]

DARE lost gov funding......I wonder why?

[NWDankBudz]

His heart exploded, lol :rolleyes: I had one of our local police come down to health class, and talk to us about "marijuana," and she told us that ONE hit off of marijuana, is equal to smoking a whole pack of cigarettes. Then she told us that pot is more stronger today, then it was back in the 60s-70s, and that marijuana has a potency of 58% THC now a days :rolleyes: I spoke up and said, "But wouldn't you want to smoke the marijuana that has the highest potency, because that means u get the same effects and smoke less." She couldn't answer me, and she moved on to talk about alcohol lol. I schooled the cop:thumbsup:

[mrpink019]

We haven't had D.A.R.E in about 15 years, now we have A.D.V.A.N.C.E.

When I was in 5th grade this chick cop told us that a man smoked marijuana, then when he got to his jail cell he acted like the chair he was in was a rocket, and he acted like rocket man. Soon after he had a heart attack. Now, it could have been laced by an unknown substance, but more than likely she was lying.

[orangeman]

I remember in 6th grade the D.A.R.E. people came to our school...The officer opened a briefcase full of drugs, he said it was "acid, ecstasy, cocaine, heroin" and "marijuana". At this time I wasnt into drug lol, but I had always had an eye for marijuana. I was amazed back then but now I wouldnt be and wish I could go back and take those drugs lol.

[Jim Morrison]

i would have taken the acid and dropped it right in front of him he wouldnt be able to do anything about it the damage would have been done

[slightlystonedDUBman]

would have taken the acid and dropped it right in front of him he wouldnt be able to do anything about it the damage would have been done


FUCK YEA

[scream]

one day a dare cop came to my school w/ a suitcase full of drugs to talk to the jr high kids and he lost a bunch of coke...i found it later under the podium :D

[Reefer Rogue]

Lol @ heart exploded.

[insanity]

DARE inspired me to take drugs.

[BestTonicIsChronic]

Ya a cop came into my class with what he said was a bout $100,000 in drugs. LoL I wish I would have taken the brifecase. He had acid, crack, heorin, meth, pot, E, and someother shit. But $100,000 in drugs, JACKPOT!!!<ding-ding-ding>

[tokinggreg]

His heart exploded, lol :rolleyes: I had one of our local police come down to health class, and talk to us about "marijuana," and she told us that ONE hit off of marijuana, is equal to smoking a whole pack of cigarettes. Then she told us that pot is more stronger today, then it was back in the 60s-70s, and that marijuana has a potency of 58% THC now a days :rolleyes: I spoke up and said, "But wouldn't you want to smoke the marijuana that has the highest potency, because that means u get the same effects and smoke less." She couldn't answer me, and she moved on to talk about alcohol lol. I schooled the cop:thumbsup:

Um.. Can I have some marijuana with 58% THC potency please?? That shit would be like one hit gets you fucked off your ass.

[scream]

Um.. Can I have some marijuana with 58% THC potency please?? That shit would be like one hit gets you fucked off your ass.
you wouldnt even need to smoke it...just look at it

[kingkong.bomb]

Haha. I remember this counselor woman who would talk to all the 7th grade science classes. Well, she told a story about a good man-friend of hers that smoked marijuana. She said he wanted to go "clean", but he couldn't be normal because marijuana made him grow breasts; how fucked up is that? Man, these people are so rediculous. D.A.R.E and these programs are what got me interested anyways haha.

[halo]

We had D.A.R.E. in 4th grade. We had like no knowledge of drugs or anything. We kept asking the cop if she would pass her gun around and let us touch it. She was like "No, i only use my gun if it is absolutely necessary" Then that same cop pulled over my friends mom and she was smoking a cigarette. Hypocritical D.A.R.E. officer

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Haha, I have a funny DARE story too...

I had DARE in 5th grade, the first class in my school to go through it. My Dad was a cop for our town at that time, so I knew the guy who taught DARE was also the same guy who dressed up as "Captain Crimestopper" in our town (he used to wear a blue leotard with red tights and a cape, used to get hired for birthday parties and public events like parades, he was like a fucking Messiah) so I never took the program seriously. So we sit thru DARE week after week after week, then we had our MUCH anticipated DARE graduation where we would be receiving-- GASP!!!--- the sacred DARE t-shirts. So of course everyone is running around rocking the DARE shirt and getting pics taken with their diplomas, etc... then like, every single kid wore that shirt to school the next day! Come on now! I ended up getting in trouble with the teacher AND Capt. Crimestopper for making fun of the kids who were queer enough to wear it to school the next day and threatened to take mine away. My dad was PISSED!

Sorry that got kinda rambly, I'm baked. ;)

[heatherhatesyou]

hahaha i remember dare because i won the "why i will never try drugs" essay contest and got to go meet tom menino. i even have a dare medal somewhere. fucked if i know where it is though. hysterical.

[God v2.0]

yeah i had to do the dare thing too in middle school, the cop who came in was talking about pcp, and he made me wanna try it sooo bad. now i know how fucked up it really is. the cop was all, on angel dust ive seen people break out of their handcuffs cause it gives you superhuman strength.........yeah good way of detering kids from using it man!

[partyguy420]

dude, i think D.A.R.E. stands for drugs are ready everyone. that gives me a thread post, im gonna go to the lounge and post it as D.A.R.E and ask everyone what they think it stands for, come tell me what you think

[tokinggreg]

you wouldnt even need to smoke it...just look at it

LOL

[slpntrx5]

man more than 3/4 of the kids in my school who went through the DARE program are on shit now. lol now tell me, is that a super-effective program or what?

[da haze meister]

yeh the dare officer at my school was a douchebag
they bitched about marijuana
and how it ruined this kids life
his name was enrique iglesias or some shit
i member i got in deep shit cause i brought in like a "kilo" of some fake ass coke (baking soda and flour)
and an ounce of some fake ass mary jane (like oregano and horse shit)
and they in school suspended me
i brought it for the DARE skit
what douches

[Rizzle]

Except he said the Athlete snorted coke and he collapsed and died....however that is possible because some people could have an allergic reaction...still funny though

[Jeff Spicoli]

i member i got in deep shit cause i brought in like a "kilo" of some fake ass coke (baking soda and flour)
and an ounce of some fake ass mary jane (like oregano and horse shit)

you would of been instantly expelled