funniest thing ever

[bowlsnapper2012]

one day i bought an eighth from a dealer at my school. As i'm goin into my last class i realized i havent looked at it or smelled it and so the entire period im itching to look at it. my teacher turns his back and i pull it out imediatly people look at me and i realize how skunky it smelled and my teacher turns around and is like could u come out side? We go out side and hes like do u have weed on u? and im about to die cuz i think hes pissed and im like no. he goes empty ur pockets so i do and my weed is sitting on the floor he picks it up smells is looks at me and goes can i get a few nugs of this i cant get any weed right now. im like SURE! he take a few nugs and then asks who i bought it from so i tell him and he buys a fuckin ounce from my school dealer and gives me a quarter of it for hookin me up with a dealer

[YES]

That fucking rocks. I go to a school where the teachers think weed is EVIL!

[roll it up]

dude that is off the fuckin hook.that would be so badass if that happened to me

[KillaBuzz]

i kno a few teacherz who smoke weed, but they keep it rite on the downlow cuz they loosin they job if they get caught an i dunt think kidz realize how quick thingz get around an entire skool. once yah tell a few ppl u mite az well ov announced it ta eryone. but yah, my one teacher brought picz ov his plantz in wit him. me an him juss sat an talked bout bud all thru class an id show him wut i got on me he giver a smell an b like ooooohhhhh yea thas nice . he gave me his # an said once u graduate we'll go golfin(he alwayz told me bout how he smokez when hez golfin). i havnt gone golfin wit him yet tho unfortunatly.
PeAcE

[UserName AlphaNiner]

Smoking with teachers is the coolest thing ever. I volunteered at my old school for a bit this summer and met a younger teacher (24 or so) and then I saw her at a party the next weekend...So, I figured I might as well ask. Then we sat down and smoked a couple of J's. Cool stuff...We even hang out every now and then, despite the 6 years age difference and shit. 0_o

[kr1Nx01]

now that i look back at high school, i'm pretty damn sure that my junior english teacher smoked weed chronically. he'd always act goofy and forget about what he was talking about. and while going over a certain topic, he'd always come across something that "reminded him of a story" and he'd fucking digress on that story for the rest of the class period. then the bell would ring and he'd be like "shit ok i guess we'll have to go over whatever we were talking about tommorow." he was the best teacher i ever had :D