total buzzkill

[slpntrx5]

okay, so, my buddy and i were at home alone and we decide to smoke up. so, he rolls a joint while i prepare the bathroom for a smoke session (shampoo in the shower, air freshener in easy reach, towels under the door, window open). well, we get started and everything's goin great. we're about halfway through the joint (it burnt sloooowww) and he's takin his hit when we hear my neighbor come outside and start up the lawn mower. well, he turns around to look and fucking DROPS THE JOINT IN THE TOILET!!!!!!!! it sucked sooooo fuckin bad and almost took away my high. we dried it off and smoked the rest, but it still sucked! any other buzzkill smoking stories out there?

[eight]

I was kind of like in this dream-like state, just kind of floating around... I took the dog outside, and was going to enjoy a cig as well. Of course, the moment I step outside, my neighbor (who just so happened to be out smoking a cig while letting his dog out) notices me and says something simple like, "Gotta take the dog out, yeh?"
That just kind of snapped me back into reality for a little. I just responded with a "yea" and sort of looked away. I couldn't smoke the cig infront of him (im underage and hed have probably mentioned something to my parents) and my dream-like state was ruined.

So I just walked in and played video games for a while, I think. I passed out shorty afterwards actually so I don't remember all what happened afterwards.


Yea, that was pretty bad, but it's the best one I can think ok. :D

[LISTEN2KMK]

dunno but im popin up all over this board like a golfer on crack! iim peekin on an eight of gold caps

[gimme.gimme.]

i hate whenever im smoking and someone starts a fight with me.. or.. my one friend always invites me over to her house to get stoned but all she ever does is scream at the top of her lungs at her boyfriend.. ordering him around and fighting with him.. it sorta makes my trip over there pointless because after all of that smoking i still feel stressed out.

[enthused]

drunk people that are really LOUD and ROWDY..and annoying most of the time. i just cant seem to have a good time chillin and smokin with them around

[imagoober]

LOL that sucks, good thing that the toilet water was clean!:D next time put the toilet seat down!

[Hollandica]

how lond did it take untill that joint was dry from toiletwater again?

[welshkillabee]

Haha I dropped many reefer in puddles it takes a while to dry em out I use a lighter ;)

[WeedLovingVeteran]

Just throw it away man.......Toilets are breeding places for diseases. I would have just gone out and bought another £20 bag even if i couldnt afford it, just to make myself feel better.

[Swizzy89304]

Thats just rank, dropping it in the loo and finishing it. YOUR PARENTS POOP IN THERE!

[Fengzi]

Just throw it away man.......Toilets are breeding places for diseases. I would have just gone out and bought another £20 bag even if i couldnt afford it, just to make myself feel better.

I actually saw something on a tv show once where they said that the average kitchen sink has far more harmful bacteria than the average home toilet. I won't even mention the average kitchen sponge.

[Microsoft Certified]

yeah and there might be last nights turd smear on the sides...;llol

[Pride]

Smoked up, having a good time, etc. then all of the sudden I get a voice mail from a voice I couldn't make out and I couldn't hear it too good but I thought it was trying to tell me that my mother died! I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT!
Then I realized it was my own voice. It was merely a message I left my friend and it somehow transferred to my voice mail. It was about my grandma's death which was like a month before or something.

[silasbotwin]

My friend exhaled through the bong about 3 or 4 times in one sitting. fucking newb just laughed.

[Capt. Carl]

Hey man nothins worse than having the cops drive up on your ass...that was the biggest buzzkill i will ever have.

[smitty420]

parents are a fuckin buzz kill

[BestTonicIsChronic]

Ya the biggest buzzkill is any kind of hostility anywhere near you. It sends your high down somewhere dark and dirty. Then you cant enjoy the high as much as you would if you were just laughing having a great time.

[slpntrx5]

thats very true. i hate confrontations after a relaxing smoke.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Um...My comeback smoke session, Paige called me and left a voice mail (I was toking and I couldn't hear my phone over the music and bubbling), well, after that I called her and it was like I had never heard her voice and I kind of freaked out...then I freaked out thinking my mom was going to come home and bust me...then after I was done freaking out I spent an hour thinking hard about whether or not I had called Paige or not.

Plus, now, I wonder if Paige HAD left a voice mail because I remember her saying like the exact same shit when I called her so...

My comeback tour sucked, but it was good the next day lol

[NightProwler]

i got high with this kid, and he just babbled on and on about the stupidest fucking shit. and wouldnt shut up!

[Eshelmen]

I was hottboxing my car in the back of a church parking lot with some friends and we were all baked out of our heads and my friend rodney takes his cell phone and takes a pic of me... he freaked me out saying it wasnt my face and it was a ghost"Was at night with no lights on he had a flash camera" and it really did look like another face... it freaked me out so much i said ok were going back and we all socked him for ...

i hate when fuckers get scared or try to scare you to be funny when your high... not cool

another example.. i was driving and my friend corey yells were getting pulled over by COPS SHUT UP... and noones behind us.. fucked with my head he did..

[gramzzilla420]

buzzkill, when my husband acuses me of smoking 2 much weed:mad: ( he is not a pot smoker)... he thinks im losing my memory because of tokin... or he gives me a lecture:( ... he acts like my parent and like any good child i agree with him and continue doing what i want:smokin: lol...

[gramzzilla420]

i got high with this kid, and he just babbled on and on about the stupidest fucking shit. and wouldnt shut up!
i hav a friend that babbles on and on, she doesn't smoke but seems to show up for a visit when i'm stoned :stoned: , i have gone to sleep on her a couple of times...:upsidedow :o

[eight]

My friend exhaled through the bong about 3 or 4 times in one sitting. fucking newb just laughed.

Haha, I did that before, but with my pipe.
I got so stoned so fast that I didn't even want to move the pipe away from my mouth when I needed to exhale. Needless to say, that sucked.

[d00d989]

newbs yelling "COPS!"
then they say "just kidding"!!

completely ruins my high

[Don Don]

Drunk people,ugly people,pigs(cops),aunts just stopping by to say "high".