free prize round 2 [riddle]

[friendowl]

first person to answer these gets hooked up with a free cd mix by me.
[and something to enhance the sound]

coming up in a minute.

[friendowl]

you are walking thru a field and you find something to eat.
it doesnt have bones and it doesnt have meat.
you pick it up and put it on your pocket.
you take it home and put it on the shelf but
3 days later it walks away
what is it ?

[pabloescobar209]

An egg??

[chronic boom]

too easy.
Its an egg right?
if not it must be some kind of cacoon forming grub

[LilG716]

yep an egg damn i was too late

[andy704]

AN EGG

[andy704]

crap i was really late. another one!

[Pete Rock]

an acorn

[friendowl]

pablo that was too quick
whats your e-mail

[friendowl]

what is it that is deaf,dumb,and blind and always tells the truth

[pabloescobar209]

pablo that was too quick
whats your e-mail
lol, same name as here @hotmail.com

[pabloescobar209]

what is it that is deaf,dumb,and blind and always tells the truth
a mirror

[Pete Rock]

a mirror

[NightProwler]

an ear of corn

[friendowl]

pete rock e-mail
you fuckers are too quick
you wanna play rough

[pabloescobar209]

I was gonna say camera... but a camera isnt blind

[Pete Rock]

pete rock e-mail
you fuckers are too quick
you wanna play rough

[email protected]

[friendowl]

last one for today

you guys are good.this should be easy.

a man has to get a fox,a chicken, and a sack of buds across the river.
he has a row boat and only him and one thing fit.
if the fox and the chicken are left together the fox will eat the chicken.if the chicken and buds are left together the chicken will smoke all the bud.
how does the man do it.

[TonyD]

He takes the buds

[TonyD]

[email protected]

If im right.

[pabloescobar209]

last one for today

you guys are good.this should be easy.

a man has to get a fox,a chicken, and a sack of buds across the river.
he has a row boat and only him and one thing fit.
if the fox and the chicken are left together the fox will eat the chicken.if the chicken and buds are left together the chicken will smoke all the bud.
how does the man do it.
cross with the bud and fox, drop them off and go back to get the chicken, and come back?

[friendowl]

fox smokes bud too.
cant happen

[pabloescobar209]

fox smokes bud too.
cant happen
smoke the bud?, the cross the river with those 2

[Pete Rock]

last one for today

you guys are good.this should be easy.

a man has to get a fox,a chicken, and a sack of buds across the river.
he has a row boat and only him and one thing fit.
if the fox and the chicken are left together the fox will eat the chicken.if the chicken and buds are left together the chicken will smoke all the bud.
how does the man do it.

have the fox smoke some of the buds so it falls asleep and cant eat the chicken, then take the sleeping fox and the chicken with u along with the buds?

[TonyD]

Fuck i didn't read that right im an fucking idiot.

[pabloescobar209]

Fuck i didn't read that right im an fucking idiot.
lmao i was gonna say... wtf are u talking about

[w4terb0ng]

hey friendowl, i don't know if you got my thank you or not.. i think they deleted my thread about it. anyhow... LOVED the cd. :D
loved the sound enhancement even more. nice man. nice. you are a great man. many thanks to you for being such a cool mother fucker.

PEACE.

[graph]

he carries the and bud chicken across and leaves ONLY the chicken
then he picks up the fox and bud, gets them across, and picks up the chicken

[pabloescobar209]

he carries the fox and the bud across on the first trip,
he then goes back, grabs the fox, brings him across, and picks up the chicken and bud
according to you there should be 2 foxes

[friendowl]

NOPE

[graph]

he carries the and bud chicken across and leaves ONLY the chicken
then he picks up the fox and bud, gets them across, and picks up the chicken
is that right?

[TonyD]

Man brings the chicken over, leaves the chicken. Comes back, gets the fox. Leaves the fox, takes the chicken. Leaves the chicken, takes the buds. Brings the buds to the fox comes back, gets the chicken, brings it over. Bing bang boom. Happy high as shit.

[pabloescobar209]

NOPE
If they both smoke bud, i dont see how it's possible, unless its somthing like " smoke them up, and fly across"

[graph]

I dunno, mine's easier. He just carries the chicken across, leaves it, then picks up the fox, all the while keeping the bud on him so that no one can smoke it. I've been in a similar situation with friends before.

[friendowl]

tonyd was your addy

[NightProwler]

he kills the dog, and takes it dead across the river with the chicken. then he goes back for the bud

[graph]

he carries the and bud chicken across and leaves ONLY the chicken
then he picks up the fox and bud, gets them across, and picks up the chicken

Just wondering... how it that not right?

[pabloescobar209]

Man brings the chicken over, leaves the chicken. Comes back, gets the fox. Leaves the fox, takes the chicken. Leaves the chicken, takes the buds. Brings the buds to the fox comes back, gets the chicken, brings it over. Bing bang boom. Happy high as shit.
It cant be because u left the fox with the bud ad he said the fox smokes

[TonyD]

[email protected]

Sweet as a nut mate :-D

[pabloescobar209]

he kills the dog, and takes it dead across the river with the chicken. then he goes back for the bud
did the dog eat the fox?

[NightProwler]

but if you left the dog on the same side as the bud, hed smoke it

[pabloescobar209]

but if you left the dog on the same side as the bud, hed smoke it
so would I

[NightProwler]

he carries the and bud chicken across and leaves ONLY the chicken
then he picks up the fox and bud, gets them across, and picks up the chicken

Just wondering... how it that not right?

that makes no sense.... he carries the and bud chicken? by the way, i meant fox instead of dog

[TonyD]

Nah he didn't say that someone else did.

[pabloescobar209]

that makes no sense.... he carries the and bud chicken? by the way, i meant fox instead of dog
I know man i'm just joking around...:D :rasta:

[graph]

alright alright, the bud AND chicken

[NightProwler]

lol thats better

[TonyD]

If you don't wanna send to a hotmail account.

[email protected]

[NightProwler]

damn.... anyways i just got another idea lol... what if you went across the river with the bud in the boat, and the chicken flew, and the fox swam?

[187]

i'm sorry and hate to play the bad guy here but distribution is distribution. please stop these games with pot giveaways as prizes.

you too should be aware of the consequences of "contributing to the delinquency of minors..." and management does not need any conspiracy charges added on top of that (iow, if allowed to continue it would be assumed we condone it, which we do not.). i was hoping it would end with that first thread but i see now it won't unless this is brought to your attention.

please use other means to play your games and do not use us again.

thanks...
all he said he was sending was a cd and some to enhance it like a cd player or something ;)

[da haze meister]

anymore riddles friendowl? i really need a cd player... lol

[graph]

can foxes swim?

I'm pretty sure chickens can't fly

[Pete Rock]

Im lookin forward to that cd. Hope u got good taste friendowl.

[pabloescobar209]

yeah...uh huh
FYI nobody said anything about drugs until you did, unless you cout the fox and chicken smokin the bud if u leave them with it.

[NightProwler]

can foxes swim?

I'm pretty sure chickens can't fly

yea you just dont want me to win lol. of course they can fly, thats how they get onto their perch. and yes foxes can swim, remember the fox chased the gingerbred-man into the pond?

[graph]

isn't that roosters? cause I've never seen a flying chicken(hen, at least), and I think there was a disney movie about how chickens can't fly.

[NightProwler]

BAH! i own chickens. fourteen of them!!!

[TonyD]

[email protected]

Seems i got my own E-mail address wrong above (Haven't had any weed in nearly two weeks i swear not having it makes me dumber.)

[m4ster chef]

It's the same riddle as one my grandfather used to use. Only it's corn and not bud, and the fox doesnt eat corn, (and the riddle is impossible if the fox can eat the corn or bud or whatever).


It goes, take the chicken, go back, get the corn, when you drop the corn off, take the chicken back, drop the chicken off and take the fox, now you have the fox and the corn on the other side, with only the chicken left to take.

Take the chicken and you're done. But that's a REALLY easy riddle


1. Take chicken--------come back
2. take corn (bud)-----drop corn off
3. bring back chicken---drop off chicken
4. take fox
5. bring chicken back.

[pabloescobar209]

It's the same riddle as one my grandfather used to use. Only it's corn and not bud, and the fox doesnt eat corn, (and the riddle is impossible if the fox can eat the corn or bud or whatever).


It goes, take the chicken, go back, get the corn, when you drop the corn off, take the chicken back, drop the chicken off and take the fox, now you have the fox and the corn on the other side, with only the chicken left to take.

Take the chicken and you're done. But that's a REALLY easy riddle


1. Take chicken--------come back
2. take corn (bud)-----drop corn off
3. bring back chicken---drop off chicken
4. take fox
5. bring chicken back.
Yes finally another person sees the error... It's impossible if the both smoke, thank you


wasn't like i got an email anyway

[friendowl]

hey del would you like a cd.

[beachguy in thongs]

Bribing a federal officer, friendowl?

Well, sort of.

[Fabolous]

lol i was hopen for a nothing joint riddell round, but CD is still good :) , that pretty nice to acutely do shit like this

[m4ster chef]

Yeah...its highly impossible if both smoke or eat the corn or whatever....

[friendowl]

master chef is right

[SomeGuy]

My answer..which is obviously the best : Screw the Fox and the chicken... leave them both...take the buds smoke them and enjoy your trip across the river...

I think that answer deserves a cd and music enhancements too :-p

Peace