getting lucky

[sirsmokesalot]

wanted to throw out a straight tribuute to lady lucky for saving my ass more fuckinn times i can remember. bitchs got it on lock. share a lucky story or whatever. i mean persionally, i dodno how many times ive been lucky an not acstuallly thought about that shit. getting some keeping myass outta trouble.... thanks to whoever the fuck is doing thaht shit.thhhanks.s
these fucking weed kcoockies are killer.making that shit. was lucky too. keep it real.

[3rdEyeVision]

do you mean like stories of getting lucky and bonin' a hottie, or finding a toonie???

[Funkamander]

Just say quarter, ya ass.

[DazedNblazed]

wanted to throw out a straight tribuute to lady lucky for saving my ass more fuckinn times i can remember. bitchs got it on lock. share a lucky story or whatever. i mean persionally, i dodno how many times ive been lucky an not acstuallly thought about that shit. getting some keeping myass outta trouble.... thanks to whoever the fuck is doing thaht shit.thhhanks.s
these fucking weed kcoockies are killer.making that shit. was lucky too. keep it real.


Yeah yeah, what did he say?

[3rdEyeVision]

Just say quarter, ya ass.


hahaha im so baked right now,it haddened occured to me until like ten minutes after I read this post that there are only toonies in canada lol

[d00d989]

one time back in school there was a drug search, and i happend to have a pipe, weed, papers and lighter in my backpack. Well i got through the search ok, as i had my backpack with me and they only searched the parking lots and lockers.

midway through the next period im just sitting there doing work and i feel a hand on my shoulder. I look up and its a school security guard. He says "you need to come with me, son". So i go with him.

He takes me to the laison officers office (a cop who is assigned to a certain school) and the officer brings me in. They start questioning me and all this shit and i had no weed in my car so i say they can just fucking search it.

So we go out to my car, they search my car and find nothing. They question me some more, and finally decide to let me go. When i was leaving the officer said that the reason i was called down was that an anonymous tip came in saying that i had marijuana in my vehicle.

I HAD WEED, PIPE AND PAPERS IN MY FUCKING BACKPACK THAT I WAS WEARING THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silly popos didnt think to search my backpack

i owe lady luck big time

[NextLineIsMine]

uuuhhh that thubg that the guy said above me, welll uhhhh fuckin PHEW!!:confused:

[imagoober]

damn d00d989 you got real lucky! just goes to show how stupid the cops are! and how good you are under pressure most people get scared and give up assuming that there going to get cought and incriminate themselfs when all they have to do is keep there mouth shut!

[psychocat]

Born so lucky that my mom used to say I could fall in shit and come out smelling of roses.
I've been more than lucky because I have had lots of bike accidents and I have always managed to survive them. I once took a flight from Holland to England and walked through customs ,past a sniffer dog and got in a taxi, when I got to my mothers I opened my baccy pouch and I had forgotten to take a quarter of green out of it before I got on the plane.
I don't know why the dog didn't pick up on it but I consider myself extremely lucky not to have been nicked that day.:D

[TheAtomicPunk]

My friends and I always go to this place and smoke. Almost every day. Well, one guy started picking up on us because it's not too far from his house and sometime my dumbass friends just can't keep there mouthes shut. We're back their waitin for my friend seth to come w/ a 1/4. But he shows up without it. I dont remember why he didn't bring it. But 20 minutes later two cops walked down and questioned us. Thank god he didn't bring the bud...

[WeedLovingVeteran]

I was going to town for a night out in good old Liverpool City centre and i got on the train as usual.......

BUT my friends who were all ready in liverpool waiting for me as they had asked me to get them their drugs for the night which happened to be quite a lot. They asked for 1/2 ounce of skunk, 4 grams of coke and 20 pills because it was a gruop of about 30 of us, not all of them were taking drugs though. So It takes me about half an hour as i already had the coke in mine to get to the train station with it all. The train comes and i dont think anything of the drugs as i had done it many times before with no worries, i finally get to my stop after 25 minutes and i look out the window and what do i see......

10 cops with 3-4 dogs i suddenly go all pail and sit back down in my seat hoping they dont get on.......(its a random drugs search on the station they do it every couple of weeks now on a random station)

Anyway they all walk on and follow the dogs nose and 2 of the dogs go straight for me and start sniffing and barking, the officer asks me to get off so i get off. I starts to ask me if i am carrying anything i say no obviously......otherwise im fucked.

I start to feel faint and feel like im gonna puke he puts his hands against my leg and feels up when all of a sudden................

Some drunken fella runs up to the cop and smacks him in the back of the head knocking him out.....all the cops dive on him and start smacking him and im standing their with my bag on two shoulders....in total shock.

I stood their for another minute not even thinking of walking away, I was still far to scared and the PIGS just walk off carrying the fella and the knocked out PIG.

I just sat on the nearby bench for 5minutes with my head in my hands just in relief.

That was the luckiest experience of my life and i think it will be forever. Dear god thank you.......I actually went to church on the sunday the day after and thanked him.

[Th3 Chr0nic]

hahahha thats a great story man

[t3chyo]

Born so lucky that my mom used to say I could fall in shit and come out smelling of roses.
I've been more than lucky because I have had lots of bike accidents and I have always managed to survive them. I once took a flight from Holland to England and walked through customs ,past a sniffer dog and got in a taxi, when I got to my mothers I opened my baccy pouch and I had forgotten to take a quarter of green out of it before I got on the plane.
I don't know why the dog didn't pick up on it but I consider myself extremely lucky not to have been nicked that day.:D

I could be completley wrong but what if the dog was trained to pick up on fear(dogs are known to have this capability) and since you had no clue you had a 1/4 in your bag you walked off scott free.

[psychocat]

I could be completley wrong but what if the dog was trained to pick up on fear(dogs are known to have this capability) and since you had no clue you had a 1/4 in your bag you walked off scott free.

Yeah maybe , I was also told that it was maybe for explosives and they use different dogs, so drugs dogs are no good for explosives and visa versa.

I've lost count of how often I have been lucky,I've survived shit that would've killed most folk and walked away from shit that should've killed me.
The luckiest thing though has been that no matter where I've been I've met at least one member of the human race who actualy makes me proud to be homo erectus. I have at this moment in time the great luck to know a very special individual who is important beyond measure and reminds me that not everyone is out for a piece of me. I can be a bit of a cynic sometimes but when "special" people impact then it's for good,, I have met a few and feel myself lucky and priviliged to be me.:D ;) :cool:

[compsmoker]

Heres my lucky story

A long while back I have beer before heading out to my sisters for a visit. My brother just got back in town and I decided to greet him with some nice KB's. I had a beer before setting out and was only 17 at the time. About half way there I have to pee so bad I fishtailed into a residential area that was just starting to be developed. I get out of the car and start to take a leek. Just as I start pissing a see some cop's cherries going off half a block away. I stop peeing in a wicked hurry and zipped myself up only spilling a little on me. So these 2 cops get out and ask me why I was going so fast. I told them the truth that I was not speeding and just had to pee real bad. I knew they already saw me pissing so why not fess up to it. The cop asks me for my liccens and all that jazz so I get it for him. He said he came after me because of the fish tail I did into the neiborhood. Then all the suden it hit's me my stash is well hidden in the car but my pipe and a loaded bowl are in my pocket. I'm already out of the veichle and have the cops right on me so nothing I can do. He then says I sees the pack of cigarrets on the chair and being underage he informs me he has the right to search me and to empty my pockets.I take out a fat wad of dollar bills around 80 bucks. They look at me funny and I tell them I'm a waiter and tips are genually dollar bills. I then turn my pcokets inside out with the pipe in plain view. For what ever reason instict or just luck took over. I quickly put my left hand back into my pocket that was holding only change and a kids ballon from work. Then slowly put my right hand back into my pcoket that was holding the loaded pipe. The cop quickly asks me to take out everything in my left pocket. I guess he saw the kids ballon and thought I may be hiding drugs in it. He examined the contents of my left pocket and then just let me off with a warning. Man I was scared shitless at the time. Did I mention my dad was a cop so my ass would of gotten in allot of trouble. Thats my lucky story.

[d00d989]

I could be completley wrong but what if the dog was trained to pick up on fear(dogs are known to have this capability) and since you had no clue you had a 1/4 in your bag you walked off scott free.
That may be, but these dogs would be pointless during searches where they take the dogs through parking lots of schools and such.

[osso87]

i dont know wot he means!