View Full Version : my moms on weed!
toke it up 420
04-01-2006, 10:10 PM
egad!
i just find like 2 ounces of weed, wraps, a pipe, and screens in my dining room cabinet
i have always wondered why my mother would go in there, then step out side-0---now i know!
my mom smokes weed!:rasta:
too as in also
04-01-2006, 10:16 PM
that is great man.i wish my mom smoked.congrats,also are you gonna pinch her sack?
Pete Rock
04-01-2006, 10:48 PM
April fools
beachguy in thongs
04-01-2006, 10:52 PM
That makes me want to pack a bowl. :smokin:
TonyD
04-01-2006, 10:57 PM
Your still going to military school? If so please proceed to tell your mum she's a hypocrite of the highest standard.
TonyD
04-01-2006, 11:13 PM
I'd love a first one.
tootsie roll
04-01-2006, 11:29 PM
Lottsa moms smoke. ;)
Ask before you touch mommys stash.:dance:
daima
04-01-2006, 11:55 PM
Lottsa moms smoke. ;)
Ask before you touch mommys stash.:dance:
Right-on,
stealing is stealing.:stoned:
dai*ma
toke it up 420
04-02-2006, 12:03 AM
that is great man.i wish my mom smoked.congrats,also are you gonna pinch her sack?
already have
toke it up 420
04-02-2006, 12:04 AM
Your still going to military school? If so please proceed to tell your mum she's a hypocrite of the highest standard.
no man, u got me mixed up with that other poor kid, with the bong or w/e
toke it up 420
04-02-2006, 12:04 AM
April fools
and finally, no its not
i swear
if i new how to upload pics here, i would
i didnt even remember that it was april fools
i swear
Oneironaut
04-02-2006, 12:39 AM
So, are you going to smoke with your mom? I know it sounds like it would be awkward, and it will be at first, but you get used to it quickly and you'll love it. Cannabis is a wonderful thing to bring families together. Everybody in my family smokes except for my brother. We never argue or scream at each other since we can settle our differences with a peaceful conversation over the bowl. :stoned:
imagoober
04-02-2006, 12:40 AM
2 ounces damn thats a lot of weed! was it dank?
Swizzy89304
04-02-2006, 12:54 AM
Swap it for a brick of schwagg. Or even better, give me your address and Ill send you some Great British Soapbar! lol.
busteruk7
04-02-2006, 01:02 AM
lol
Baker420
04-02-2006, 01:54 AM
i still think its an april foooooooools joke!
da haze meister
04-02-2006, 02:05 AM
me too. still kinda weird that it happens to happen on april fools day?
Baker420
04-02-2006, 02:09 AM
and also considering he already made an april fools thread!
da haze meister
04-02-2006, 02:22 AM
and also considering he already made an april fools thread!
theyre two different people and two different screen names, smart guy.
Baker420
04-02-2006, 02:34 AM
well shit, my mistake, toke it up 420 and up in smoke 420 are very similar if you are not paying close attention.
Fabolous
04-02-2006, 02:37 AM
my mom stop a hwile ago, but she use to smoke with me, but the way things right going right now it wouldn't surpise me if she wanted to tooke up right now. for a stress releave.
3rdEyeVision
04-02-2006, 05:37 AM
confront her about it and make her share with you lol
Up In Smoke 420
04-02-2006, 06:41 AM
well shit, my mistake, toke it up 420 and up in smoke 420 are very similar if you are not paying close attention.
Yeah were different people, do our ages match? lol sorry I'm to lazy to check right now, that's to much clicking and typing fo rme.:pimp:
HiddenBeauty
04-02-2006, 10:49 AM
I think you are telling porkies.How old are you ?
Kitty Kat
04-02-2006, 04:37 PM
Hummm? I wonder.
:confused:
toke it up 420
04-02-2006, 08:48 PM
I think you are telling porkies.How old are you ?
sir, i am going to be 14 on tuesday
and i swear to the lord
if i knew how to operate a camera, i would post pics
toke it up 420
04-02-2006, 08:49 PM
the worst part of this is that i have to go to a catholic high school with drug tests!!!!!!!!!1
egad!
i can always be lioke hey mom, i know ur on bud, take me out of the drug program, and then if she says no, ill steal the shit, and the 200 bucks shes hordin in the closet and showe my dad
lol
but im serrioas as a heart attack!
spliffstar22
04-02-2006, 09:01 PM
just take the shit now, and see if she asks you about it, if you confront her, she's gonna move it, and she'll make it seem like your on crack or somethin for sayin she smokes, even though she does... So take everything, and when she goes in there today or tomorrow, she'll probably trip out, then ask you about it. Then tell her you have i, and to take you out of the drug program, tell her you only do weed(even if you don't) And you should be in the clear from there...
HiddenBeauty
04-02-2006, 09:55 PM
sir, i am going to be 14 on tuesday
and i swear to the lord
if i knew how to operate a camera, i would post pics
Sir :confused:
I'm female young man and please call me hidden :)
toke it up 420
04-02-2006, 09:57 PM
Sir :confused:
I'm female young man and please call me hidden :)
sorry ma'am;)
tootsie roll
04-03-2006, 12:48 AM
the worst part of this is that i have to go to a catholic high school with drug tests!!!!!!!!!1
egad!
i can always be lioke hey mom, i know ur on bud, take me out of the drug program, and then if she says no, ill steal the shit, and the 200 bucks shes hordin in the closet and showe my dad
lol
but im serrioas as a heart attack!
You're 14. Do you really feel you are in a financial position to threaten your mom?
By this I mean, can you afford your own food and clothes. Forget about that, can you wash your own clothes yet?
Your mommy can "get you back". lol
Maybe it's time to go have a talk with your mom and let her know what you know.:thumbsup:
Maui Wowie
04-03-2006, 02:14 AM
So... my mum and dad both smoke weed, they used to give a gram every weekend.
toke it up 420
04-03-2006, 07:41 PM
You're 14. Do you really feel you are in a financial position to threaten your mom?
By this I mean, can you afford your own food and clothes. Forget about that, can you wash your own clothes yet?Your mommy can "get you back". lol
Maybe it's time to go have a talk with your mom and let her know what you know.:thumbsup:
i guees ur right about the talk
i guess ur right about the aftementioned highlegted words
slipknotpsycho
04-03-2006, 07:59 PM
Lottsa moms smoke. ;)
Ask before you touch mommys stash.:dance:
what bout her snatch?
slipknotpsycho
04-03-2006, 08:02 PM
me too. still kinda weird that it happens to happen on april fools day?
maybe the mother left it there on purpose.. so that they would find it, then try to talk to them so they could smoke with them...
child: mom i found your stash i know you smoke, i have a bong wanna smoke?
mom: sure go get it.
child: here it is...
mom: thanks, april fools, now your grounded for a month..
Naamah
04-04-2006, 02:48 AM
The first joint I ever smoked was with my ex step momz.. :)
TheAstronaut
04-05-2006, 07:49 AM
Whats weird... I got caught in school with weed and when my mom found out she was pissed and grounded me, yet she smokes... Good parenting i suppose?
HiddenBeauty
04-05-2006, 08:40 AM
Whats weird... I got caught in school with weed and when my mom found out she was pissed and grounded me, yet she smokes... Good parenting i suppose?
Parents expect you to do what they say not do what they do.
God v2.0
04-05-2006, 08:48 AM
a bitch who would spend $200 on an ILLEGAL substance jsut to trap her own child......that would be pure evil.
slipknotpsycho
04-05-2006, 08:49 AM
Parents expect you to do what they say not do what they do.
dont' quote a movie as bad ass *imo i'm not getting in som elong drawn out argument over movies* as dusk til dawn, then don't even acknowledge where it came from... besides.. you took my answer fucker... george clooney in that movie is so me... with the cussing and all...
HiddenBeauty
04-05-2006, 09:06 AM
What are you talking about?
BabySnookums
04-05-2006, 05:45 PM
on "from dusk til dawn" george clooney's character (seth gecko) is hijacking a family to go to El Rey to hide out, and one of the family members basicly says "hey if you can do this and this and that, then so can we" to which he says something like "do what i say...not what i do"
thats what he's talking about :thumbsup:
grinthenbearit
04-05-2006, 05:50 PM
my mom smoked too....her boy friend taught me how to roll a joint when I was five years old..... my mom shared a pipe with me when she was prescribed medical marijuana. That was powerful stuff.
muncheemama
04-05-2006, 07:11 PM
So, are you going to smoke with your mom? I know it sounds like it would be awkward, and it will be at first, but you get used to it quickly and you'll love it. Cannabis is a wonderful thing to bring families together. Everybody in my family smokes except for my brother. We never argue or scream at each other since we can settle our differences with a peaceful conversation over the bowl. :stoned:
absolutely...:thumbsup:
AngelofDankness
04-05-2006, 07:20 PM
"Penalties against drug use should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself. Nowhere is this more clear than in the laws against the possession of marijuana in private, for personal use! President, Jimmy Carter
God, I love Jimmy Carter!
HiddenBeauty
04-05-2006, 07:52 PM
dont' quote a movie as bad ass *imo i'm not getting in som elong drawn out argument over movies* as dusk til dawn, then don't even acknowledge where it came from... besides.. you took my answer fucker... george clooney in that movie is so me... with the cussing and all...
I didn't fucking take anything from anywhere it's just the way parents are,people have been saying that to their kids since before any of us were born.I doubt you would amount to a pimple on George Clooney's arse.
TheAstronaut
04-06-2006, 02:17 AM
I know what you mean, and your right cause she never has done it in front of me or led me to think in anyway that she does.
slipknotpsycho
04-06-2006, 02:45 AM
I didn't fucking take anything from anywhere it's just the way parents are,people have been saying that to their kids since before any of us were born.I doubt you would amount to a pimple on George Clooney's arse.
pms much? and jesus christ it was a joke...
HiddenBeauty
04-06-2006, 08:38 AM
pms much? and jesus christ it was a joke...
No it's not pms and i'm not Jesus Christ but I will forgive you as you are young.
toke it up 420
04-06-2006, 09:53 PM
lol, im really pissed
orangeman
04-06-2006, 09:59 PM
egad!
i just find like 2 ounces of weed, wraps, a pipe, and screens in my dining room cabinet
i have always wondered why my mother would go in there, then step out side-0---now i know!
my mom smokes weed!:rasta:
Your moms on weed? Mines too, thats why it's ok for me to do it ^_^.
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