WTF is up.

[DazedNblazed]

alright last night i beat it from 2:00 to 4:48 before i finsished its never been like this before and is that normal to last that long i almost go bored and said fuck it.

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At first, let me tell you how pissed off I was that there's another thread about some guy masturbating. I mean, seriously, please no more. I open the thred to see what it's about, and guess who's knocking on my door? It's my good old friend Master Bates, here to give me a swift kick in the groin.

I think you need to stop masturbating for a little while. You know, like a couple of hours. Give yourself time to build back up. I enjoy doing these activited while waiting:

Going to the movies
Smoking a bowl
Eating.
Looking at my hands.
Taking pictures of naked people(when they don't know about it)

Seriously though, I think you need to stop for a couple days. That should put you right back on track. Otherwise, it might be some sort of wierd medical condition. But I'm pretty sure it's the first thing.

[slipknotpsycho]

no it's a psychological thing sometimes too =/ i have it... you should have 'went' but you havent' even 'started' and it won't fucking 'start' for not a goddamned thing you do, no matter how freaky you get... it sucks... once i went through it for about a 3 month period.. nothing i could do would work...

[JunkYard]

I would have given up after a couple minutes, lol!

[Bong30]

no shit junk.... 2 hrs 48 min. your hand must be ugly, did you wisper sweet nothings to it? Did you call it in the morning? Did you treat it with respect?


my wife just asked why bother?

Next time just shove a dildo in your ass and beat that thing against your forehead.... that will work for ya...... lol yes im sick

[DazedNblazed]

At first, let me tell you how pissed off I was that there's another thread about some guy masturbating. I mean, seriously, please no more. I open the thred to see what it's about, and guess who's knocking on my door? It's my good old friend Master Bates, here to give me a swift kick in the groin.

I think you need to stop masturbating for a little while. You know, like a couple of hours. Give yourself time to build back up. I enjoy doing these activited while waiting:

Going to the movies
Smoking a bowl
Eating.
Looking at my hands.
Taking pictures of naked people(when they don't know about it)

Seriously though, I think you need to stop for a couple days. That should put you right back on track. Otherwise, it might be some sort of wierd medical condition. But I'm pretty sure it's the first thing.


first of all i only do that like once a week and second of all this was the first thread i posted on this sexuality thread....and bong30 your so fucking gay it makes me sick.

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Then yeah it's most likely all in your head. Like have you ever been trying to fall asleep and then you look at the clock and you see how late it is and you get even more worked up because you're getting even less sleep? I'd imagine it's kinda like that.

[d00d989]

no shit junk.... 2 hrs 48 min. your hand must be ugly, did you wisper sweet nothings to it? Did you call it in the morning? Did you treat it with respect?


my wife just asked why bother?

Next time just shove a dildo in your ass and beat that thing against your forehead.... that will work for ya...... lol yes im sick
ROFL
oh man, that was hilarious.

anyways, jeez man, how could you possibly keep wanking for almost 3 hours????
if its not comin, then just stop and try later

[slipknotpsycho]

ROFL
oh man, that was hilarious.

anyways, jeez man, how could you possibly keep wanking for almost 3 hours????
if its not comin, then just stop and try later
lol for me it was like a determined type of thing... it wasn't even about pleasuring myself anymore, it was about me putting my foot down. to tell my dick that it will do what i say when i say.. or something like that... after 3 months of not being able to get off, i became kinda crazy...

[DazedNblazed]

lol for me it was like a determined type of thing... it wasn't even about pleasuring myself anymore, it was about me putting my foot down. to tell my dick that it will do what i say when i say.. or something like that... after 3 months of not being able to get off, i became kinda crazy...

I know what you mean...besides if i start beating it im not stopping till im finished and if i didnt finish i just wasted my time. if i wasnt wasteing my time anyway..

[HiddenBeauty]

Maybe you need to think up some new fantasies or your dick is bored with your hand.

[Hollandica]

168 minutes agree with HiddenBeauty

[mellow mood]

his cock must be purple

[Ripper]

Man You carry on beating like that your gonna fuck the thing up,

It can break you know and if uncircumsised you could burst your skin......either lay off for a bit or see the doctor

But man, everyone enjoys spending a little time with themselves its natural, 2+ hours is not..........Are you on opiates or valium some meds make it hard to achieve launch off......

Perhaps you need some new porn

I cant beleive im answering this ohhh shit...it should be a crime Drunk In Charge of a PC......

[d00d989]

lol for me it was like a determined type of thing... it wasn't even about pleasuring myself anymore, it was about me putting my foot down. to tell my dick that it will do what i say when i say.. or something like that... after 3 months of not being able to get off, i became kinda crazy...
lol i see what you mean.

its like your cock has a mind of its own and is being a lazy dickhead(no pun intended)

(while masterbating vigorously)-"GOD DAMNIT YOU FUCKING BASTARD, I ASK YOU TO DO ONE THING AND YOU CANT DO IT!!!!!!!!"



just kidding slipknot, that 3 monthes mustve really sucked :(

[BestTonicIsChronic]

Ya really did u pop anything like E, or Ritalin cuz that will do it to ya.

[Toker4LifeVT]

i had sorta the same thing once..spent 3 hours trying bust a nut but couldn't apparently it was do to some meds i was taking to try and quit smoking i had a left over prescription which was short of expired so i used it for a second quit, well it had gotten hot inside the apartment apparently above the temp limit for med storage... anways i also got serious dizzy spells and felt sick to my stomache... side effect of the med is decreased sexual functioning i might even have gotten mildly poisoned if the meds had indeed gone bad lol sucked ass