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Brey
03-31-2006, 09:10 AM
ok, so ive noticed that most ppl on this site preffer bowls and blunts to joints...
this is unacceptable!! dont get me wrong... ive got nothing against a good bong bowl, but u ppl should be practicing ur rolling skills.
to promote this, i started this comp. roll ur best j, and post pics.
wen i get time, (prolly in tha next couple days) ill post my best j and win this thing.

on ur marks;
get set;
ROLL!!

LIP
03-31-2006, 09:47 AM
Ok then matey... your on i'll post up pics sometime soon, dunno when i have to go to work now though,

slipknotpsycho
03-31-2006, 10:00 AM
all i got is a picture that shows shape, my cam sucks... best i can do =/

WeedLovingVeteran
03-31-2006, 10:53 AM
Dam I cant wait......I need to pick up a weed right this second and own you all with my rolling skills.

Im gonna role a King 3.....a nice 12 incher will hopefully win this thing.

And if there is even one crease in the skins im gonna re-roll! wooot :D

squeak
03-31-2006, 11:32 AM
word!

i've gone off joints recently tho, they just don't seem to get me as stoned as they used to.

many men
03-31-2006, 11:54 AM
you cant really tell if its a good joint unless you touch it to feel the looseness or tightness and some people like the dude above rolled a funnelled joint but to me the perfect joint is like a ciggarette but with weed not too tight not too loose straight as a pencil but more like a marker no creases and still you must smoke it to tell further

many men
03-31-2006, 11:57 AM
and what if someone rolls one in a rolling machine Well if your smart enough you can tell

WeedLovingVeteran
03-31-2006, 11:58 AM
Squeak nice joint man! Looks up to my standard....

May i suggest everyone places a ruler in the pic to judge dimensions of the J.

WeedLovingVeteran
03-31-2006, 12:01 PM
Many Men i see where your coming from I think anyway.

But i believe thats what a joint should look like...... Probably tokes like a dream aswell. Making a J coned just has the feel, the taste and the look.

Hollandica
03-31-2006, 12:54 PM
looks good Squeak.

I love this competition, it's a great idea and for the good cause. I just rolled my submission, but my sister borrowed my digital camera so it'll take untill somewhere later this afternoon untill I can post up a snapshot for ya.

WeedLovingVeteran, I expect to see a good joint made by you, as well ;)

slipknotpsycho
03-31-2006, 11:38 PM
Squeak nice joint man! Looks up to my standard....

May i suggest everyone places a ruler in the pic to judge dimensions of the J.
that's why i put a pack of cigs (100's) right next to it in the pic... really sorry my digi sucks so bad =/ it was a nice looking joint... still got like a 1 1/2 inch roach left...

dopeman420
03-31-2006, 11:42 PM
they all get me blitzed but i like hot knives better than anything

Mr Greenthumb
04-01-2006, 12:30 AM
Ha ha hah ah. I'm high, i need to post. Thats all.

mojoke
04-01-2006, 12:47 AM
So what are the requirements for the perfect joint and what should i roll?

graph
04-01-2006, 01:24 AM
So what are the requirements for the perfect joint and what should i roll?
he makes a good point. What are the categories in which we will be judged? And if I was to, say, pull off a tulip or a secret agent, would my chances be better or worse?

WeedLovingVeteran
04-01-2006, 04:38 PM
Better obviously.....

Make something creative. I bought a weed last night and forgot about this....SHIT!

Gumby
04-02-2006, 06:15 PM
does a blunt count?? I like joints, but my skills lie within the blunt.... plus they dont make blunt rollers, they take time and love.

ps. are you all using just weed or mixing it with a little tobacco?

Strikerrr
04-02-2006, 06:35 PM
does a blunt count?? I like joints, but my skills lie within the blunt.... plus they dont make blunt rollers, they take time and love.

ps. are you all using just weed or mixing it with a little tobacco?



they make blunt rollers.

JerryGarcia
04-02-2006, 06:50 PM
Meh, jays waste too much weed.

Frivolous248
04-02-2006, 07:12 PM
Meh, shut up, I'm really sick of people saying "joints waste weed". Maybe you don't know how to fucking smoke them right or something? Yeah, they fucking burn fast, but that doesn't mean you don't get all your weed out of it. Just pass it instead of letting it burn the whole time. Plus you can get real nice hits if its a nice j.

I just think anyone who disses joints sucks at smoking them.

I wish I could join the contest, but I've never even rolled a jay :( Its fucking impossible for me to get ahold of any papers.

Reefer Rogue
04-02-2006, 08:01 PM
Meh, jays waste too much weed.

So true.

WeedLovingVeteran
04-02-2006, 08:58 PM
"Cannabis connoisseurs" will be the downfall of the cannabis culture. They dislike so many things it will be the destruction of the kind of acceptance only found today in the weed smoking enviroment.

A Jay is not only a device to get you high as a mother fucker it is also surrounded by a socialable appeal that can be found no were else.

spliffstar22
04-02-2006, 09:23 PM
i know, i hate it when people say joints don't doit anymore. If you roll a proper joint, it can go for like 30 min. Just put some honey in between the filter and the top. What i mean is, leave the part where you light dry, and where you put your mouth, dry, everything else, put a little honey, it burns mad slow, and do it for blunts too, even without honey a joint can go 15 min... It's the same weed, either way you get high, so be grateful for that....

OrangeKush
04-02-2006, 09:57 PM
i know, i hate it when people say joints don't doit anymore. If you roll a proper joint, it can go for like 30 min. Just put some honey in between the filter and the top. What i mean is, leave the part where you light dry, and where you put your mouth, dry, everything else, put a little honey, it burns mad slow, and do it for blunts too, even without honey a joint can go 15 min... It's the same weed, either way you get high, so be grateful for that....

Never tried that. Wouldn't the burning sugar from the honey taste like shit?

I am also a big fan of joints. They are actually one of my favorite ways to smoke. I wish I could enter the contest, because I believe my rolling skills are up to par, but I am without my digital cam.

I believe the secret in making J's burn longer is in the tightness of the roll. When I roll a joint it feels like a cigarette, and burns like one too, perfectly straight cherry with no runs. :thumbsup:

spliffstar22
04-02-2006, 10:31 PM
^^Nah, there isn't a taste really but sweet. It's that honey you use for cooking it has a yellowtop and a bee on the label, it makes blunts burn so long that you won;t even want to keep smoking, you'll get to that super super high, try it, on a spliff or blunt....

Frivolous248
04-02-2006, 11:22 PM
Like I said...people who diss joints plan suck at smoking.

WeedLovingVeteran
04-02-2006, 11:24 PM
Honey????? Whaaaa thats a new one. I want to try it but dont want to fuck the joint up and end up wasting my weed. My joints are tight to fuck.

The only J's I have a problem with are ones that i make using soapbar they stop toking which can be a bitch.

I just love weed
04-03-2006, 03:33 AM
Everyone syas there gonna submit one but noone ever fucking does PLEASE GOD roll some and show it and thsoe hwo says "mr camera sucks" just take the picture a little fucking closer omfg

WolfmansBrother
04-03-2006, 05:20 AM
new years eve rollin some of the 1/2o we had, twas a J-comp all on its own actually.. we actually set it up like "cingular, raising the bar" logo or w/e. first post, woot woot. (mine is the first cannon.. it was FAT)

d00d989
04-03-2006, 06:34 AM
I can see why you would rather smoke a joint at a party instead of smoking out of a pipe, but that doesnt mean joints dont waste weed.

Frivolous, unless you have about 4 people smoking it inside a hotboxed car, THE JOINT WILL WASTE WEED NO MATTER WHAT. The joint is constantly burning, and smoke is constantly coming off the joint. That smoke does not get inhaled and gets wasted.

WeedLovingVeteran
04-03-2006, 05:33 PM
To be honest I dont worry about wasting my weed in a J.....if it gets you smashed its fine by me, I chose to some Joints because i liken to do it. If i liked smoking bongs or pipes as much as i like smoking joints i would do it all the time.

Dont be so tight with the weed people, i share my weed with who ever wants to toke it if they respirocate the favour. I get stoned everyday and for alot of the week it doesnt cost me a penny. Its called friends!

Brey
04-03-2006, 07:18 PM
ok, so far theres only been 3 entrys. come on ppl, ENTER!!
u really think u can roll better than me? lets find out.

PICS TO FOLLOW

smitty420
04-05-2006, 03:49 AM
i wish i had a digital camera i roll sooo many joints. My average joint is between .9-1.2 grams and is a little fatter in the middle then on the ends. IF i have to say so myself i am a great roller my joints are reknowned in my area, maybe ill score a digital camera

WeedLovingVeteran
04-05-2006, 04:12 AM
Im deffinitly getting a weed and being at home tomorrow.....so I will be posting one up tomorrow night. Be prepared.

OrangeKush
04-05-2006, 06:29 PM
IF i have to say so myself i am a great roller my joints are reknowned in my area, maybe ill score a digital camera

Same thing with me. There can be 6-7 people with bags of weed, and I always get volunteered to roll. It sometimes kinda pisses me off having to roll another when I wanna enjoy the one I just rolled for ME.

Eshelmen
04-05-2006, 07:30 PM
i dont think theres a competition as long as the joint does what its suppose to do then i say thats a winner...

Brey
04-05-2006, 07:54 PM
drink these

miraz
04-05-2006, 08:01 PM
Haha thats pretty good. I suck at rolling joints, so i have a roller now.

duckfool
04-05-2006, 08:01 PM
To the guy who uses honey on his blunts, doesnt the honey get all over your hands? sounds messy.

budbro
04-06-2006, 06:56 AM
About the honey thing....me and my boys did that with a cigarillo full of some dank. It slowed down the burning a lot and added a little taste. Dont put honey on the mouth piece or if you use a filter in your blunts stop the honey at the filter.

LIP
04-06-2006, 11:20 AM
I have a bong and a few pips, but i still prefer joints, i can roll pretty damn good ones, fat as hell, and they burn for anything fron 5-15 mins... You just gotta know how to roll it so its not too tight and not too loose. I think joints are a more sociable way of smoking, and it lasts longer than a pipe, and i like to have long smokes...

I would post that pic but i have no cam, so my webcam will have to do. I'l go out and pick up 2nite.

Hollandica
04-06-2006, 04:02 PM
Everyone syas there gonna submit one but noone ever fucking does PLEASE GOD roll some and show it and thsoe hwo says "mr camera sucks" just take the picture a little fucking closer omfg

You're right and I'm guilty as well. I smoked my joint before my sister gave me my camera back.

I'll roll one now, but I gotta find some batteries for my cam, then. Or, I could post up a pic with the crappy quality of my camera, lol.

Eshelmen
04-06-2006, 04:21 PM
About the honey thing....me and my boys did that with a cigarillo full of some dank. It slowed down the burning a lot and added a little taste. Dont put honey on the mouth piece or if you use a filter in your blunts stop the honey at the filter.

honey flavored blunts maybe he meant...

really good too... you can get em at a smoke shop

Hollandica
04-06-2006, 04:45 PM
Finally, lol.

Attached is a pretty good photo of the joint, and four smaller images (160x120) of the four ingredients I used: rolling paper, roach paper, tobacco and ofcourse the weeeeed

LIP
04-06-2006, 06:42 PM
Thanks orage kush for using one of my quotes lol... i love you

Heres mine, sorry its only done on webcam, and tbh its not perfect, and im not gunner even think i'll win this, its just to show you guys what i smoke.
And one pic of my bong..

priecy
04-06-2006, 06:52 PM
when does the comp end ill make a big fat one but cant get any weed till saturday some of them joints look very nice not sure if they have all been hand rolled through ???!!!

Don Don
04-06-2006, 07:23 PM
Sorry to rain on your parades, but i roll the most best,most smokable,slowest burning,and just down right sexy ass joints you will ever see.No rolling machine required. Just my god given thumbs,cause really thats all you need.:thumbsup: .P.S. Dont drink and drive smoke and fly!:rasta:

suhl
04-06-2006, 07:34 PM
uh thanks...don don

Brey
04-06-2006, 07:56 PM
Sorry to rain on your parades, but i roll the most best,most smokable,slowest burning,and just down right sexy ass joints you will ever see.No rolling machine required. Just my god given thumbs,cause really thats all you need.:thumbsup:

PROVE IT!!!

WeedLovingVeteran
04-07-2006, 08:06 AM
Dam i have like a spliffs worth left and im gonna roll a J now but only have the smallest ammount left after my session in the countryside with this sexy girl yesterday :D

Right its gonna be a small one but im gonna find my cam now....

Be back in like 10 minutes....Gone Rollin'

johnnyAKABob
04-07-2006, 12:36 PM
heres a shockingly poor pic that was took with my phone. wed already sparked up tho b4 i remembered bout this comp. so add about 1cm on to the top[attachment=o58666]

Testament
04-07-2006, 01:08 PM
those of you who put honey in your blunts can kiss your lungs bye bye.

DazedNblazed
04-07-2006, 07:47 PM
Damn yall, nice looking joints....id post a pic but id get embarresed cause mine look like this ===== just like ciggaretes.

Frivolous248
04-08-2006, 03:25 AM
I got papers so I might post a pic of my first ever rolled joint, I'mma try real hard, but I'm sure I won't be up to par with any of you yet. Supposedly joint rolling is hard? I don't see how, but I figure if I practice maybe I can get pretty good. I'm probably going to smoke a lot more joints since I have 2 packs of 24 papers, hopefully I'll get some rolling skills soon. I'll roll my first one tonight and post a pic either tonight or tomorrow.

enthused
04-08-2006, 03:30 AM
its not too hard, just gotta learn how to work with the paper

Frivolous248
04-08-2006, 04:16 AM
Heh, yeah, I didn't think it would be that hard to get them good, but damn It wasn't easy just to get a pretty crap looking joint. Heres the pics, its only my first 3 I've ever rolled though so they're pretty bad. It weighed 1.1 all together (two .3's and a .4).

I didn't really use any sort of method, I just put the weed in, and brought one side down, then tried to bring the part with the sticky over it and roll it around it. Any tips are appreciated. I just hope they don't burn real bad.

[attachment=o58765]

Mad props to you other guys who managed to roll much nicer joints. Hope I can get the hang of it soon, I still have more left so I'mma probably roll it tomorrow or some other time this weekend.

Smoking Ganja
04-08-2006, 04:36 AM
it takes a while to master the art of rolling

just try to shape the weed into a nice joint shape with your fingers and thumbs (hard to explain).. but just keep rolling and you will get better

Reefer Rogue
04-08-2006, 09:17 AM
Heh, yeah, I didn't think it would be that hard to get them good, but damn It wasn't easy just to get a pretty crap looking joint. Heres the pics, its only my first 3 I've ever rolled though so they're pretty bad. It weighed 1.1 all together (two .3's and a .4).

I didn't really use any sort of method, I just put the weed in, and brought one side down, then tried to bring the part with the sticky over it and roll it around it. Any tips are appreciated. I just hope they don't burn real bad.

[attachment=o58765]

Mad props to you other guys who managed to roll much nicer joints. Hope I can get the hang of it soon, I still have more left so I'mma probably roll it tomorrow or some other time this weekend.

Keep practising.

chisme
04-12-2006, 03:34 PM
hehehheeheheheheh need alot more work

mate lol heres a tip buy a pack of slim blues and practise the whole pack on tea bag leaves even if u still suck at the end u find when u go to roll a joint because a norm weed mix is more handleable u will fidn it a hell lot easier to roll a joint,..... well that show i learnd and looky now

chisme
04-12-2006, 03:35 PM
also using a grinder makes it about 300% easier seriouse man ask anyone if u grind u allways roll fine

many men
04-18-2006, 06:30 AM
Someone mentioned a rolling a tulip or a secret agent what is that. WeedVeteran mentioned weed connosieurs are ruining the weed industry or something to that effect and I totally agree For instance if theres a run or something or its loose or just not perfect the bitch and too much of that ruins the high just shut up and smoke the shit. Another thing somebody said something about mixing tobacco with the weed I should punch you in the throat go swallow a knife or something but then again i smoke only weed. Somebody else mentioned something about honey before the filter and I just never heard of a filter When I roll a joint there is weed from one side to the other and weeds all falling out the ends and shit and honey is too messy ive tried it before to stick the paper never used it to let it burn slower

many men
04-18-2006, 06:47 AM
Weed Vet said something bout rolliing with soapbar I dont understand When I smoke a joint by myself nothing is wasted because Ill hit it and when you let off abunch of smoke comes off and i usually inhale that too and all the smoke I can while im not hittin it i just put it by my mouth and breath normally. A joint that is fat in the middle is called a pregnant joint and if youre the best roller in your area I guess nobody else knows how to roll. I cant get over people twisting the end of the joint and putting tobacco in it

many men
04-18-2006, 06:48 AM
Has anyone ever bought a Philie and pulled all the tobacco out with tweesers or something and break up the weed and pack the philie with a half ounce and it looks just like a cigar if not ya need to try

many men
04-18-2006, 06:50 AM
Damn yall, nice looking joints....id post a pic but id get embarresed cause mine look like this ===== just like ciggaretes.
If youre joint looks just like a ciggarette you should not be embarresed you should be posting pics or stop using a rolling machine

many men
04-18-2006, 06:53 AM
Heh, yeah, I didn't think it would be that hard to get them good, but damn It wasn't easy just to get a pretty crap looking joint. Heres the pics, its only my first 3 I've ever rolled though so they're pretty bad. It weighed 1.1 all together (two .3's and a .4).

I didn't really use any sort of method, I just put the weed in, and brought one side down, then tried to bring the part with the sticky over it and roll it around it. Any tips are appreciated. I just hope they don't burn real bad.

[attachment=o58765]

Mad props to you other guys who managed to roll much nicer joints. Hope I can get the hang of it soon, I still have more left so I'mma probably roll it tomorrow or some other time this weekend.
Im surprised a first time roller can roll that good I remember the first joint I rolled I just took the paper and twisted the ends so weed couldnt fall out and left an opening put the weed in and stuck it and it was about as big as a roach

many men
04-18-2006, 06:59 AM
I need to meet some of yall because in texas I barely ever get weed that gives me anything more than a buzz no matter if i smoke a half ounce packed into a blunt which yall should try

many men
04-18-2006, 07:00 AM
Dam i have like a spliffs worth left and im gonna roll a J now but only have the smallest ammount left after my session in the countryside with this sexy girl yesterday :D

Right its gonna be a small one but im gonna find my cam now....

Be back in like 10 minutes....Gone Rollin'
I agree with you on alot of things and I cant wait to see your joint its way passed ten minutes

many men
04-18-2006, 08:53 AM
A second ago I sent a message saying if you mixed weed with tobacco swallow a knife dont do that I was just joking

chisme
04-18-2006, 09:18 AM
what r ya rambling about man!

WeedLovingVeteran
04-18-2006, 10:50 AM
I agree with you on alot of things and I cant wait to see your joint its way passed ten minutes

Sorry Man havnt had all that much time on the computer lately......If I get 10 minutes Im lucky. Its the holidays mate theres a party everyday and every night. Im on the comedown today so I am gonna probably pick a weed up.

Fucking Hell I slept all yesterday I was partying on Sunday so fucking hard....10pm to 6am in clubs. Took 8 E's and I was pretty fucked so my mind has just being trying to heal itself after my binge.

pissedsphinx
04-18-2006, 01:00 PM
well this isn't my best but thats the only pictures i have.:rasta: (2 pictures but its the same shit:thumbsup: )

berny
04-18-2006, 02:26 PM
Enough said

WeedLovingVeteran
04-18-2006, 03:42 PM
Hahaha Berny congrats on the smart Joint.....I rolled a 2 footer a few weeks back looked pretty much the same :D My roach tends to be a lot smaller tho and ends up fucking up :)

Buck Marley
04-18-2006, 07:01 PM
alllllright heres a joint for you

pinkcrush72
04-22-2006, 05:20 PM
these arent very good pictures (cell phone pics) or very good joints for that matter, but i must say i DO try! :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: jesus i love that smiley :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Vinny87
04-30-2006, 05:49 AM
A little late but, here's the joint I just rolled. Can't wait to smoke it.

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4705/04300601324dr.jpg

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8995/04300601384xm.jpg


You know, I think I roll mine a little different. Instead of using cardboard for the roach, I just use some white computer paper. Not sure why the hell you would need some thin cardboard. Also, I've noticed 99% of the people I've met roll with the roach on the right side...I roll mine on the left. Also, I like to not put ALL of the weed I'm using on the rolling paper right away. Instead, I just roll it with *some* weed in, just to get the basic shape I want. Then obviously, I proceed to pack away, so it gets a nice slow burn. :dance:

Brey
04-30-2006, 01:46 PM
some interesting entries....
so is that it, or are there any more?