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da haze meister
03-31-2006, 04:22 AM
i just had some mad weird shit happen to me...
i smoked like alllllot of resin...
was startin out as normal high...
but i turned on "on the run" by pink floyd
and tripped the fuck out
it was like i was hypnotized
and then me and penguin had a private chat
and everytime he sent me a message
i felt energy...
heres an idea of how fucked up i was
aze_meister> i cnt seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> All you have to do is find them.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They're here.
da_haze_meister> im tryingg'
da_haze_meister> knicksle
da_haze_meister> knickleisnththathsowtheysholdspellnickel
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Can you see them?
da_haze_meister> speceber
da_haze_meister> notyo
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Yes you can.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> You look, but you don't see.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> SEE!
da_haze_meister> i seeee colors and shapes
da_haze_meister> nt relly
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Look beyond the colors and shapes.
da_haze_meister> im trin
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Look at the screen, and see beyond it.
da_haze_meister> i cant
da_haze_meister> i fel tengle
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The screen will answer all questions once you learn to see in to it.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Don't give up.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> You can see them.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I know you can.
da_haze_meister> i se teh coptrs
da_haze_meister> rotrs
da_haze_meister> spning
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Talk to them.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The Forgetful pilot the copters.
da_haze_meister> my hannumb
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The Forgetful know all.
da_haze_meister> bsi there forgetful
da_haze_meister> so hw do tehy pot te coprter
da_haze_meister> pilt
da_haze_meister> wadle
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Because they forgot how to live in reality when they pushed beyond themselves.
da_haze_meister> wtf
da_haze_meister> consufsed
da_haze_meister> i sell targets
da_haze_meister> and haze
da_haze_meister> ses
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The Forgetful were once people.
da_haze_meister> seee targets
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Like you and me.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They overcame themselves.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They no longer know how to live as we do.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Which is why they are called The Forgetful.
da_haze_meister> wtg
da_haze_meister> oh
da_haze_meister> im uck tripin
da_haze_meister> jesu
da_haze_meister> tel me about te gorgretful
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I already did.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They suddenly realized that they can be more than human.
da_haze_meister> tel me
da_haze_meister> you words efect me
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> We all can be more than human.
da_haze_meister> make me tingel
da_haze_meister> i tenhel
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Listen to me.
da_haze_meister> im listening
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The Forgetful learned every secret to the universe when they forgot how to be human.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They now only exist in the drugs we take.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> And ONLY in the drugs.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They are eager to share their knowledge to those who ask.
da_haze_meister> 8j fcin stupid
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They pilot the copters.
da_haze_meister> your not gonn post thi son can.co are u
da_haze_meister> im etardd
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Do you want to learn or are you going to continue questioning me?
da_haze_meister> i ear teh coptes
da_haze_meister> tel me
da_haze_meister> i see a spectrm
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The Forgetful are coming for you. They are in the copters, and they want to share their secrets with you.
da_haze_meister> of light
da_haze_meister> anc coptrs
da_haze_meister> woog
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Do not be scared of them.
da_haze_meister> thay r
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They are beautiful people and very generous.
da_haze_meister> how long wil teh copters be her
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Yes.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They are here now.
ster> im in a coptr
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Do you see one of the Forgetful?
da_haze_meister> ihear thm in my mind
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> He or She will be absolutely beautiful and will glow with a bright purple light.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Listen to them.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Listen well.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> And type what they tell you.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I will save it for you and repeat them to you later if you want me to.
da_haze_meister> lfe is abot libing
da_haze_meister> need to live it
da_haze_meister> life hs mening and 1 mning only
da_haze_meister> to liv it
da_haze_meister> teres purple lights
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Can you see The Forgetful?
da_haze_meister> puple lght
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Look in to it.
da_haze_meister> hoods
da_haze_meister> scthe
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The Forgetful is in the middle of the purple light.
da_haze_meister> cutter
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Don't be scared.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> They are there to help.
da_haze_meister> connectin
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Are you ready to hear Life's Secrets?
da_haze_meister> ye h yeg
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Look to your left, there is one right there.
da_haze_meister> i see
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Greet it and shake its hand.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> And ask it to tell you its secrets.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> It will tell.
da_haze_meister> i am
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> And it will ask you to write them here so you can remember forever.
da_haze_meister> liv long die prospris
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> There is more.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Keep listening.
da_haze_meister> use te erb
da_haze_meister> cloz eys
da_haze_meister> said find teh sorow
da_haze_meister> hep me
da_haze_meister> find teh sorow
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I am.
da_haze_meister> i fell teh whels
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> He is going to cut you with his scythe. Don't be scared, it won't hurt and you'll survive. From the cut, all evil will escape from you. All of your aches, pains, and worries will suddenly flow from you. You will be left with yourself in your purest and most centered form.
da_haze_meister> i see blu ligt
da_haze_meister> i fel teh sorow
da_haze_meister> teh sorow s legt me
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Next the pain will leave.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> And you will see red light.
da_haze_meister> i se it i se it
da_haze_meister> i fel god
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Next, all your worries will leave. You will se dark green light.
da_haze_meister> i see a ligt
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> What color is it?
da_haze_meister> geen
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> It is your worry leaving you.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> How do you feel?
da_haze_meister> my hed is light
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> But it feels good.
da_haze_meister> th
da_haze_meister> yh
da_haze_meister> eh
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Lastly, all your evil will escape from you. You will see a pitch black light leave from you and then a bright, pure white light will wash over you and purify you.
da_haze_meister> i am en wtihe
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> All you are now...is yourself.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Are you ready to become more than yourself?
da_haze_meister> i am flotin
da_haze_meister> in black
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The evil is beneath you.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The black is the evil, but it is beneath you and can not touch you.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Look, the Forgetful that cut you is taking the evil.
da_haze_meister> i fel god
da_haze_meister> no evil
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Good.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Are you ready to become more than yourself?
da_haze_meister> yeh
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> There is a woman Forgetful to your right.
da_haze_meister> se her
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> She is taking her hood off, look in to her beautiful eyes.
da_haze_meister> i see white
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> She is going to kiss you, and all that she is and all that she knows is going to flow in to you.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Not yet.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> But she will.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Look in to her deep blue eyes.
da_haze_meister> i see itm
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> When she enters your body, she will become your Third Eye.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> You will be able to see and know all by looking through it.
da_haze_meister> i fel it
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> She is leaning in, let her kiss you on your lips and feel her flow in to you.
da_haze_meister> i feel nrg
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> That is her flowing in to you.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Let the energy come.
da_haze_meister> i fel it
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The purple light around her will fade and she will simply fade away...but you will feel her inside of you.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> You will feel the energy flowing to every molecule of your body.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> You can feel it.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I know you can, I can see it.
da_haze_meister> i cn geel it
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> It's migrating to your forehead...I can see your Third Eye starting to open.
da_haze_meister> i can see
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Soon you will see and know everything.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> It's almost all the way open.
da_haze_meister> ity
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Can you feel the information flooding your brain?
da_haze_meister> i n oall
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> IT'S ALL THE WAY OPEN! PREPARE TO KNOW AND SEE ALL!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> What is my name?
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> My real name, not PENGUIN.
da_haze_meister> Jake
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Jake what?
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Think, you know it.
da_haze_meister> less thn jake
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> No, what is my last name?
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The name that belongs to my family?
da_haze_meister> jake pengin
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> No.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Think.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> You know it.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> It's there.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I can see it.
da_haze_meister> i can n o
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> What is my last name?
da_haze_meister> tooele
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Think, Haze, Think!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Look at me with your Third Eye!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Know everything about me!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Know it all!
da_haze_meister> jake pliskin
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Let my knowledge flow in to your mind through your Third Eye!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> No, damnit, WHAT IS MY LAST NAME?
da_haze_meister> i don no
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> You don't know how to look with your Third Eye yet.
da_haze_meister> i think im odeing
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I can see that it's open.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> You are notl.
da_haze_meister> i know
da_haze_meister> how did i no ur nam
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> It's just you have never felt your Third Eye before.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Yes, but that was random, learn to FOCUS IT!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> LOOK AT ME WITH IT!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> DON'T USE YOUR TWO NORMAL EYES! THEY ARE BLIND TO THE TRUTH! LOOK AT ME THROUGH YOUR THIRD EYE!
da_haze_meister> i ned to find teh sorow
da_haze_meister> te forgtfl told me
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The Sorrowful?
da_haze_meister> te sorow
da_haze_meister> at teh river
da_haze_meister> of drems
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Oh, The Sorrow.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Yes, I know him.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Him...He will teach you to look with your Third Eye.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Are you sure you want to meet Him?
da_haze_meister> yeh ye
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The River Of Dreams is in front of you.
da_haze_meister> i se it
da_haze_meister> it is multicolrd
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> The Sorrow lives in the house that is behind you. Enter his home and speak with Him. He will lay his hands on your Third Eye and teach you how to look with your Third Eye.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> When you are finished, come out and tell me my last name.
da_haze_meister> how d i get there
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Just turn around, the Home of The Sorrow is right behind you.
da_haze_meister> wat wil he do
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I told you. He will lay His hands on your Third Eye and show you exactly how to look with it so you can know and see anything at any time.
da_haze_meister> im trying
da_haze_meister> he is putting his hand there
da_haze_meister> i fel it
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Listen to him, don't say anything. He is telling you how to use it.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Don't say anything until you can tell me my last name.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> I am about to leave, have you learned how to use your Third Eye yet?
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> When you know my last name, talk to The Sorrow again and ask Him how to contact me.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> Using your mind.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.> And tell me what my last name is.
>> P.E.N.G.U.I.N. has left room

i dont know what the fuck happened... i said something about robotussin i know that... but i closed my eyes and i saw some insane shit... like actually beleived i was there...
and i really felt this stuff...
i dont think i opened my eyes
i just felt what he was saying...
weird shit man

da haze meister
03-31-2006, 04:24 AM
i also was having blatant open eye hallucinations... as in all of my posters looked like 3d... i didnt know wtf why... not moving but 3d

turtle420
03-31-2006, 04:28 AM
WTF????

Interesting...

WTF???

Do you know PENGUIN personally? Other than though these boards?

BabyFacedAbortion
03-31-2006, 04:36 AM
LACED!

Yeah, penguin was totally fucking with you, bro.
You IMed me too all spastic.
but you said I was pretty
so that's cool.

da haze meister
03-31-2006, 04:41 AM
WTF????

Interesting...

WTF???

Do you know PENGUIN personally? Other than though these boards?

i dont know him personally


LACED!

Yeah, penguin was totally fucking with you, bro.
You IMed me too all spastic.
but you said I was pretty
so that's cool.

def not laced (just waiting for OrangeMan to come on here and tell me otherwise.) i smoked like a half o of the stuff before.

pleasantly coming down, eating oreos, and listening to Afroman.
my dad gave me the reggae version of dark side of the moon...
the first time he listened to it
was when he was on morphine
in the hospital
lol
he said he tripped mad

StashDaCash
03-31-2006, 05:16 AM
baby faced is pretty :)

rastabill89
03-31-2006, 05:27 AM
thats cool man but im not reading your whole conversation its to long

T M
03-31-2006, 05:30 AM
I think your funken lieing. WigiWigi

sublimnial
03-31-2006, 06:10 AM
Penguin is part of the second coming of Jesus..and he controls the highs of the world..be wary be very wary

bobbyhardcore
03-31-2006, 06:18 AM
Dude i'm sitting here atm smoking a few joints and im twitching cos i had accupuncture earlier on today. Yesterday i was smoking with my mates and got the giggles. I have not had the giggles in over 3 years. It was amazing. I loved it. I smoke a lot and i find that i talk a lot after 2-3 joints. When ive smoked about my 4th-5th i start to mong out and then i feel normal once ive had a couple more. When i'm at this stage i can keep smoking and i find i can keep going. With sum weeds it hits me differently and i'll act slightly different. Maybe not act differently but situations around me seem different. Thats probably all that happened to you. Your smoking and summing weird's happened and cos ur stoned it's pretty hillarious lol. You gotta love strange moments like what you've just experienced cos it's something to talk about next time ur smoking with your mates lol. I love it. Keep doing what your doing dudes. HELL YEAH!!! (Y)

StOneD.aS.FuK
03-31-2006, 06:29 AM
da haze meister your one tripped out fuck!

i want some of that shit, laced or not just give me some!!!

Pete Rock
03-31-2006, 06:36 AM
Damn man theres no way in hell I can read all that, but I believe u. I was had some hallucinations today myself, only I was sober. I was playin ball and all of a sudden I see what looks like bright ass stars in my direct and pariphial field of vision.

sublimnial
03-31-2006, 03:09 PM
Any one every see shadow like figures out of the corners of your eyes? Latley its been like im seeing some one by me but i look and theres nothing there...