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[MaRiAh]

I was stoned this morning and I thought of this odd question â?¦.. thats been bugging me since :stoned:

If a limo parked on a street in front of parking meters would it have to pay for all the meters it was in front of? Or just one cuz its one vehicle?? O.o

[cannabis campbell]

I was stoned this morning and I thought of this odd question â?¦.. thats been bugging me since :stoned:

If a limo parked on a street in front of parking meters would it have to pay for all the meters it was in front of? Or just one cuz its one vehicle?? O.o

lol hmm not sure but i would say all of the metres that its taking up because its blocking those spaces and stopping other cars form parking there so it would have to pay

[friendowl]

limo's dont pay shit.
the cheap ass driver better drive around the block or something
instead of wasting my 50 cents.

[geonagual]

I was stoned this morning and I thought of this odd question â?¦.. thats been bugging me since :stoned:

If a limo parked on a street in front of parking meters would it have to pay for all the meters it was in front of? Or just one cuz its one vehicle?? O.o

You have to be stoned to be thinking about this.:)

It is a very important question.

So, I have the answer

DO NOT PAY!

This is a friend of mines method. He says using his plan you will never have to pay again.


If you live in any city or busy town, you probably get jacked quite often for an expired meter. In my city those parking enforcement bastards are writing you up seconds after the meter expires. And how about all the money in quarters you dish out? I bet if you added it all up you could feed a small country....those bastards are taking the food out of poor babies mouths!

Well, here is a handy way to never have to pay the parking meter and park scott-free for hours. You will get really good at this and you will never put another quarter in the meter again...(except of course when your mother is with you)

Let me first say that this does NOT work in the brand new meters that are digital. (I'm working on that)

1) park your car in front of the meter

2) while in your car, find a business card or a matchbook or any semi-thick paper. (if it's abusiness card

3)If you have a business card: tear 1 inch off of the end and 1/2 inch off of the bottom (you should have a rectangular piece of card measuring about 2-1/2 x 1-1/2 now) if you have a matchbook: open it up and tear off the cover ane half of the back (that should leave you with a 1-1/2" x 2-1/2" rectangle as well) Any piece of semi-thick paper can be torn into these dimentions. (the envelope from a parking ticket works well too!)

4) Fold the paper in half lenghth-wise and then fold it in half length-wise again. You will now have a pretty thick peice of card now measuring about 2-1/2 inches by 1/4 inch.

5) walk up to the meter (don't get nervous nobody pays any attention to someone putting change in their meter, silly) and insert the folded card into the quarter slot until the paper stops. It''s best that the card is thick and takes a little effort going into the slot. As soon as the card is about half-way in the slot, turn the crank on the meter all the way (this will take a little effort). Turning the crank will pull the card into the slot further. Turn the crank all the way until the yellow "violation" sign appears at the top and sticks. Do not try and turn the crank back in the other direction as this may kick up the red sign (ticket). The point is to jam the meter into it's "broken" position which is the yellow "voilation" sign. When the violation sign is up THEY CANNOT TICKET YOU. You can stay there indefinantely if they don't chalk you...If they chalk you (and this is VERY rare) you get about 2 hours (depending on the meter zone ie: 2 hour max etc.)

6) Tear off any ends of card that may still be protruding from the quarter slot. (if you're really socially concious you can leave it sticking out, then when you return you can pull out the entire card and the meter will be as good as new....but I wouldn't reccomend this as sometimes the metermaid will pull it out herself and then another one will come by later an give you a ticket)

7) test the crank and make sure it's jammed well...If you done it right the crank will be so jammed that you can't even turn it back)

8) go on your merry way and rejoice in the knowlege that you saved another dollar toward the starving children's fund.

Remember: when the yellow "violation" sign is up on the meter you are fine. This just means that the meter is broken and you have immunity from tickets when you're at a broken meter. After a while you will do this without even thinking about it. Remenber to keep plenty of cards or matches in your car.

Note: just in case the metermaids try to crack down on this meter-terrorism, don't have your goddam name on the cards or papers you're inserting into the meter.

Again, once you get the hang of it this system is flawless. And I really don't think the metermaids care that much either since they can easily pull the paper out when they open up the meter to collect the change.



If you live in a big city that has a "Chinatown", then another great way to cheat the meter is to purchase a roll of chinese candy called "HAW FLAKES" at any chinese 5 and dime store.

Haw Flakes come in small rolls of twenty and cost about a nickel a roll. Haw Flakes WORK IN THE METERS AS QUARTERS (not the digital meters). You put in one Haw flake and GENTLY turn the crank. Sometimes they break, so just try again. They do work. Haw Flakes are mighty yummy too..but remember thier great value as money before you scarf all your quarters down. You Chinese folks out there no what the hell I'm talking about don't cha......

No worries though as the card jamming method above works very well. :thumbsup:

[MaRiAh]

we were hotboxing the car on the way back from kamloops and i thought of that:P
its a pretty odd question i see now that im not stoned.... but meh.... :P

[MaRiAh]

limo's dont pay shit.
the cheap ass driver better drive around the block or something
instead of wasting my 50 cents.
i was talking about if the limo driver had to go somewhere w/o the vehicle and he had to park on a street with meters...... O.o

[MaRiAh]

You have to be stoned to be thinking about this.:)

It is a very important question.

So, I have the answer

DO NOT PAY!

This is a friend of mines method. He says using his plan you will never have to pay again.


If you live in any city or busy town, you probably get jacked quite often for an expired meter. In my city those parking enforcement bastards are writing you up seconds after the meter expires. And how about all the money in quarters you dish out? I bet if you added it all up you could feed a small country....those bastards are taking the food out of poor babies mouths!

Well, here is a handy way to never have to pay the parking meter and park scott-free for hours. You will get really good at this and you will never put another quarter in the meter again...(except of course when your mother is with you)

Let me first say that this does NOT work in the brand new meters that are digital. (I'm working on that)

1) park your car in front of the meter

2) while in your car, find a business card or a matchbook or any semi-thick paper. (if it's abusiness card

3)If you have a business card: tear 1 inch off of the end and 1/2 inch off of the bottom (you should have a rectangular piece of card measuring about 2-1/2 x 1-1/2 now) if you have a matchbook: open it up and tear off the cover ane half of the back (that should leave you with a 1-1/2" x 2-1/2" rectangle as well) Any piece of semi-thick paper can be torn into these dimentions. (the envelope from a parking ticket works well too!)

4) Fold the paper in half lenghth-wise and then fold it in half length-wise again. You will now have a pretty thick peice of card now measuring about 2-1/2 inches by 1/4 inch.

5) walk up to the meter (don't get nervous nobody pays any attention to someone putting change in their meter, silly) and insert the folded card into the quarter slot until the paper stops. It''s best that the card is thick and takes a little effort going into the slot. As soon as the card is about half-way in the slot, turn the crank on the meter all the way (this will take a little effort). Turning the crank will pull the card into the slot further. Turn the crank all the way until the yellow "violation" sign appears at the top and sticks. Do not try and turn the crank back in the other direction as this may kick up the red sign (ticket). The point is to jam the meter into it's "broken" position which is the yellow "voilation" sign. When the violation sign is up THEY CANNOT TICKET YOU. You can stay there indefinantely if they don't chalk you...If they chalk you (and this is VERY rare) you get about 2 hours (depending on the meter zone ie: 2 hour max etc.)

6) Tear off any ends of card that may still be protruding from the quarter slot. (if you're really socially concious you can leave it sticking out, then when you return you can pull out the entire card and the meter will be as good as new....but I wouldn't reccomend this as sometimes the metermaid will pull it out herself and then another one will come by later an give you a ticket)

7) test the crank and make sure it's jammed well...If you done it right the crank will be so jammed that you can't even turn it back)

8) go on your merry way and rejoice in the knowlege that you saved another dollar toward the starving children's fund.

Remember: when the yellow "violation" sign is up on the meter you are fine. This just means that the meter is broken and you have immunity from tickets when you're at a broken meter. After a while you will do this without even thinking about it. Remenber to keep plenty of cards or matches in your car.

Note: just in case the metermaids try to crack down on this meter-terrorism, don't have your goddam name on the cards or papers you're inserting into the meter.

Again, once you get the hang of it this system is flawless. And I really don't think the metermaids care that much either since they can easily pull the paper out when they open up the meter to collect the change.



If you live in a big city that has a "Chinatown", then another great way to cheat the meter is to purchase a roll of chinese candy called "HAW FLAKES" at any chinese 5 and dime store.

Haw Flakes come in small rolls of twenty and cost about a nickel a roll. Haw Flakes WORK IN THE METERS AS QUARTERS (not the digital meters). You put in one Haw flake and GENTLY turn the crank. Sometimes they break, so just try again. They do work. Haw Flakes are mighty yummy too..but remember thier great value as money before you scarf all your quarters down. You Chinese folks out there no what the hell I'm talking about don't cha......

No worries though as the card jamming method above works very well. :thumbsup:
lmao tis ingenius!!!! :P

[slipknotpsycho]

If you live in any city or busy town, you probably get jacked quite often for an expired meter. In my city those parking enforcement bastards are writing you up seconds after the meter expires. And how about all the money in quarters you dish out? I bet if you added it all up you could feed a small country....those bastards are taking the food out of poor babies mouths!


how many of you are going to cheat some machine out of a few quarters, more so, to those who do, especailly on this site, which of you is going to donate that money to a starving children fund? i dont' live in the city, nor do i have a running car (the peice of shit is really starting to piss me the fuck off) but i'd rather just pay the money, then go through all that and risk a ticket... i also highly doubt there is a way, short of opening it up, and doing some re-programming, to cheat or trick a digi-anything... since digital stuff doesn't rely on mechanisms and such, it would make it so much harder to an extreme...