Paranoid People!

[JunkYard]

Does anyone else get paranoid while smoking weed? Does anyone else find paranoid people funny?

Share your 'paranoia' stories here, so we can all have a laugh, or two...

I'll start...

Me and a couple friends were out blazin one night, and I decided to go down this old gravel road. It was foggy as hell, and dark, and everything felt 'empty'. I put on some "DIO" (Lock up the Wolves) for tunes, and blasted it. I guess I was doing about 15-20 mph just creeping down this old gravel road, when one of my friend starts freaking the fuck out! I mean, he was all over the car screaming, and yelling...

"Get me out of here!"

He keeps screaming: (And I mean he fucking SCREAMS)

"stop"

"Your taking us to hell, man!"

"He's taking us to hell, Steve"

"FUCK, we're in hell!"

"Fucking turn around, man!" "Turn the fuck around!"

"Your gonna to kill us..."FUCK"

"Please! Just turn around!"

"PLEASE!!!!!"


At this point, I'm cracking up something awful, and turn the car around before my friend had a heart attack.

I have to admit that it was a bit spooky out, but my friend 'actually' thought I was taking them to the pits of hell, lmao!

I couldn't even imagine how he must have felt, but the shit was FUNNY!

[HiddenBeauty]

Lmao what the hell was he on?

I have a friend who is really paranoid and he was worried that he was going to get cloned after giving his fingerprints at the cop shop.He is a bit weird but good fun to toke with.

[JunkYard]

That's just it...we were just smoking weed! He's a great guy, but that night his paranoia took him by the balls. I laughed so hard, but when he said "PLEASE!!!" I had to turn around, lol!

He was in bad shape...

I can get pretty freaked out myself... It can be fun, but it is usually a very tramatic experienc to go through. The best part is about tripping out is waking up the next morning and laughing at yourself for being such a goober, lol!

[HiddenBeauty]

There has been quite a few times I have had to remind myself that it's just paranoia but I am finding it easier to get rid of now due to experience.

[notrightquite]

My first time high, I was completely freaking out. Albertson's was heaven, or a kitchen ... depends on what part. This river was two evil holes that my friends were trying to get to eat me. It was no good. Then I started crying like a bitch and whining about life.

[are you kind]

we were driving through a "haunted" cemetery and my friend saw a handprint on the inside of the windshield that nobody noticed before and he freaked out

[Pride]

Was looking up weed stuff on my friend's laptop (pipes or whatever), and my friend got paranoid- thinking that neighbors who might be watching me use the laptop would call the cops and say that we're smoking weed.

There wasn't a neighbor in sight
They'd be too far away to even see what's on the screen
Why would they even give a flying fuck?
Most of all, it was a building made for college kids...
New York Fuckin City.

[friendowl]

some youngster thought we were going to kill him in the garage
we smoked some weed and told him to go to the garage we waana
show you something.all of a sudden
" what i do "
" why are we going to the garage "
"did i fuck up or what "
" owl , joker , was going on "
"why you guys look all weird "

he looked like he was gonna cry.
we just wanted to do some lines but when
we noticed how scared he was we fed off of it.
my homie got his knife out and the other went
for the duct tape.i could smell fear.it was funny cuz
he almost broke the door down trying to run out.

[LIP]

I have a friend who is really paranoid and he was worried that he was going to get cloned after giving his fingerprints at the cop shop.He is a bit weird but good fun to toke with.

That happened to me once, I was flying high on coke and they took me in and after they took my prints and my pic, i start shouting at em that it was all a conspiricy and they were trying to frame me and they were gunner give my DNA to the government lol... Luckily i didnt get taken to court, just cautioned lol ... stupid pigs...

I get extremely paranoid when a car slams the door late at night, or when car go past, spesh cos im growing weed now :)

[xblackdogx]

some youngster thought we were going to kill him in the garage
we smoked some weed and told him to go to the garage we waana
show you something.all of a sudden
" what i do "
" why are we going to the garage "
"did i fuck up or what "
" owl , joker , was going on "
"why you guys look all weird "

he looked like he was gonna cry.
we just wanted to do some lines but when
we noticed how scared he was we fed off of it.
my homie got his knife out and the other went
for the duct tape.i could smell fear.it was funny cuz
he almost broke the door down trying to run out.
lol, i love fucking with people, it woulda been fun to hold that knife :)

[ghettoBlunt]

haha i have a good story...one of my friends (already a total sketch ball) was freakin out cause i was rippin down a classic NH rally racin road in my moms saab...and its just freakin out sayin im gonna crash, so he lets his guard down and i pull the e brake and do a 180 (doin like 45mph) and he starts SCREAMING "oh fuck dude, were gonna die" and a ton of stuff....it was awesome

[DusanTafari]

I hate it when I get paranoid when Im baked. One time I saw this fucking crazy grandma in my neighbours backyard walking her dog, and I thought she was gunna call the cops on us, even though we had smoked in his basement,a nd I was flipping, I got changed took a shower(didn't use shampoo just got wet) and then I practiced acting normal in the mirror for like 40 minutes, This was the first time I got baked though

Peace :rasta: Red Red Wine, I love you right from the start, with all of my heart

[acrca]

i was smoking like a dime with me and usual smoking buddy Forrest, and a friend
Micheal that was new to smoking. about 15 minutes later me and Forrest are sitting on the couch trippin out and shit while Micheal was in the bathroom. Micheal comes out in tears screamng "i wanna go home!!!, Im calling my mmoommmm.

Me and Forrest were sittin on the couch laughin our asses off, cuz we were highas hell. We tried not to be too mean, but it was impossible not to laugh

[Great Spirit]

sadly enough since the US is now a fascist nation, we should be very paranoid. you never know what the neo-con Nazis are going to do.

i have passed my paranoid stage of smoking weed.

lol but if you want to hear a funny story, my boy George was smoking some "good stuff" as he so eloquintly put it and thought it was laced with PCP because he had some of the effects. of all people he calls his mom. i told him one day he;s going to be like "ooo uh i'm so high!!" wtf!! of all people he calls his mom!!

you could definately tell if it was laced with PCP, and the only peeps that deal PCP laced weed would be those fucken assholes the Bloods and Crips or whatever the fuck you wanna call those losers. they usually spray it on oregano because they cannot handle real weed. if they smoked BC Bud, they would be so paranoid because weed reveals your mind to you.

[horror business]

When I first smoked weed for the first time, I smoked like an 8th by myself (my friends also smoked about an 8th each). I thought I had to smoke more so things would get funny, and all of a sudden as we're leaving the woods, the weed hits me. It's a perfect day. Green trees and grass, blue sky without a cloud to be seen, and I start freaking out thinking I'm in a video game like Super Mario 64, and that the graphics are so good that they must be fake, and I feared I was in a video game. I was so fucking traumatised that I didn't smoke for a year.
The next time, I got paranoid and went to bed.

Now, after being experienced, I rarely get paranoid, and it kind of sucks, because that was kind of the fun of it. Kind of like when you go on a big scary roller coaster, but once you go on it like the 10th time, it's not as "thrilling". Now, instead of freaking out, and my stomach getting "paranoid", I just like laughing and chilling out, and instigating other people being paranoid.
Let me emphasize.

This past friday, me and my friend met these two hot girls at a concert who wanted to leave and get high, but we had to be back at 11 (back at the concert). This one girls brother who's like 12 came along, and as we were going back to the concert. (We were already late like 5 minute) he kept sayin g"WE"RE GOING TO BE LATE!" but he couldn't see the clock on the car stereo, so I told him it was like 11:30 and I acted all scared that we'd be late, and I was like "SHIT! IT"S 11:30" even though it was only like 10:30, and he kept freaking out and shit.

But yeah, alot of people get paranoid at first, but you shouldn't let that scare you off. It was pass, and the you can start enjoying the beautiful plant that mother earth has provided us with. I let it scare me away for a few years, but now, it has only improved my life.:rasta:

[Reefer Rogue]

I never get paranoid.

[cushy]

Ive been scared real bad twice...two nights in a row actually..we got really stoned and decided to visit an old abbandoned graveyard. IDK if any of you people fro CT know about gun town..but its this shitty cemetary that you have to climb a wall to get in/out of and theres sunken graves and shit ..its weird.

Youre not supposed to be in there b/c its private property so all the locals beep their horns when they see people parked there. So this one guy beeps his horn for like 10 seconds as he passed by...I got so scared and jumped back in the car thinking he called the cops or something...idk..I was scared

[gramzzilla420]

6 friends on a road trip... :smokin: we were crossing the desert i was drivin and every1 was asleep... it was around 3 am when leroy wanted to stop 4 a wiz... he got out of the car and a few minutes later he got back in and we were on the road... only when i stopped to get gas an hour later leroy was missing... i started freakin out and awoke every1... they couldn't belive leroy was missin... so we retrace our trip... 45 minutes later we c somethin run across the road... it was leroy lookin like a wild man wearin only cut off jeans.... i guess when i thought he was back in the car he had just thrown his jacket in and closed the door so the light would not b on him doing his thing.... he was scared, freezin and :mad: as hell but at the same time :) we came back 4 him... lol that was a crazy night...