750 pound man.

[DazedNblazed]

i watched this show about this dude who weighed 750 pounds it got me thinking i wish i was 750 pounds cause you could hide bongs and weed and all kinds of paraphenila under them fat flaps best believe the cops arent gonna look und your man cans.

[Stfu its Matthew]

you would die of a heart attack or fuckin not be able to move dude lol u need to think about it more u kno how fuckin sick u would look

[Hollandica]

this sick
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I was once so fucking stoned and saw a woman with a cancer tumor of 90 kilos, she herself weighed only 40! It is ofcourse a very cruel fate, but wow, wtf you know. Thát was sick.

[DazedNblazed]

you would die of a heart attack or fuckin not be able to move dude lol u need to think about it more u kno how fuckin sick u would look


yeah im actually gonna go out and gain 600 more pounds.

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

i watched this show about this dude who weighed 750 pounds it got me thinking i wish i was 750 pounds cause you could hide bongs and weed and all kinds of paraphenila under them fat flaps best believe the cops arent gonna look und your man cans.

dude thats like saying you wish you had cancer so that you could get out of school.

[DazedNblazed]

dude thats like saying you wish you had cancer so that you could get out of school.

omg forget it.....nobody reply to this thread let it die a slow death.

[Stfu its Matthew]

hey! i was just saying what would it be like im not saying u can! or wil.... but u feel me

[DazedNblazed]

i found the documentary on this guy funny/sad they had to haul him out of his house on a whale sling from the aquarium and then put him on a flat bed truck.

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

omg forget it.....nobody reply to this thread let it die a slow death.

Obviously you were joking, im not retarded..

whats so ironic is that you couldnt tell that i was.

[Pete Rock]

i watched this show about this dude who weighed 750 pounds it got me thinking i wish i was 750 pounds cause you could hide bongs and weed and all kinds of paraphenila under them fat flaps best believe the cops arent gonna look und your man cans.

Thats like saying you wish you were homeless so you won't have to pay heat bills.

[Don Don]

you'd probably lose something in all that fat?:D

[DazedNblazed]

sorry i turned my internet sarcasm detecter off last night.

[mojoke]

Thats like saying you wish you were homeless so you won't have to pay heat bills.


you meen i've been paying heat bills all along for no reason!?!

[toothpaste100]

this sick
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I was once so fucking stoned and saw a woman with a cancer tumor of 90 kilos, she herself weighed only 40! It is ofcourse a very cruel fate, but wow, wtf you know. Thát was sick.

What I've always wondered is why wouldn't someone do something when it weighs like half a pound.

[C4nn4Bliss]

if you went dry you could probably find enough shake and crumbs in your folds to get high, so worth it

[pabloescobar209]

dude thats like saying you wish you had cancer so that you could get out of school.
I remember back in highschool this one fat kid wanted us to break his arm so he didn't have to take swimming in school... people are insane

[MaryJaneScott]

you'd probably lose something in all that fat?:D

... like your wife and kids... car... bbq... a dog or two...

[God v2.0]

... like your wife and kids... car... bbq... a dog or two...

wow that would suck, getting lost in the folds of someones fat..........mmmmmmm

[mojoke]

your jabba the hut impression would be the shit if you were that fat.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I remember back in highschool this one fat kid wanted us to break his arm so he didn't have to take swimming in school... people are insane
Did you break it?

[pabloescobar209]

Did you break it?
No he pussied out at the last second... We had it laying across a metal railing going down some steps, and he pussied out and started crying about like, at which time we made fun of him and then left.

[bayareapothead5]

dude thats like saying you wish you had cancer so that you could get out of school.


LoL...welll said. now this thread should end:rasta: :pimp: :smokin: :stoned: