I just got my ass kicked! [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

turtle420

03-30-2006, 04:37 AM

I once fought against this other guy...

Big mother fucker...

We went at it with everything... chairs, pool sticks... fists... kicks... floor... walls... heavy duty shit....

I was able to get him in a position, where I could have easily broken his neck. Not killed him, just broken his neck... I went for it.... with all my might. Mind you, I was very enraged at the moment...

When I was coming down with my full-body weight, he hid his head inside his shell... and that was that...

benagain

03-30-2006, 04:42 AM

Das Boot

03-30-2006, 04:46 AM

It was the eighth grade. I was standing outside of art class and some mexican kid who I had never spoken too before walks out of the bathroom with wet hands and flicks water in my face. Then a teacher showed up and ushered us into art class.

I sat at the other side of the room fuming and he looked up at me and gave me the finger.

I walked to the sink that was next to his chair under the pretense off washing paint of my hands. Being the fine southern gentlemen that I am I politley informed him that I was going to kick his ass after school. He said he was going to kick my mommas ass after school

I punched him square in the face about five times and he turned to run away. I grabbed the back of his shirt and punched him the back of the head countless times for about thirty seconds straight. End of fight.

Fabolous

03-30-2006, 04:48 AM

i haven been into 6 and that was just last year. my last fight was in school.

this kid for no reason was calling me a bitch in the hall way (witch is funny because he is super skinny) and then hashing my girlfriend, so i ended up fight him after i ate of course, (wasn't much of a fight, i push him and then hit him 1 time in the face. and then i got jump on by teachers) but thats pretty much all it took from me, for him to shut up and stop messing with my Ex GirlFriend

rastabill89

03-30-2006, 04:50 AM

i hate when mexican kids flick water in my face

partyguy420

03-30-2006, 04:58 AM

to many to count, to many to know how many have been won or lost, and tomany turned up in realy bad situations, and as a matter of fact, im never going back to laconner(native rez on the puget sound in northeren washington) my cusian got in a fight down there, and about 5 of the guys cusians jump in and start beating the shit out of my cusian shawn, so me his brothers joe derick and darrel all jump in, i grabed a base ball bat, and cracked one guy over the head, and knoked him out with one hit, then i hit another guy in the back with it, and he just fell over, and then i go to hit another guy that my cusian joe is beating the shit out of, and they some how turn around, and i hit my cusian joe on his forehead, and me and my cusian darrle end up going back to his honda civic and pulling out 2 hand guns, and thats the last time i was ever in laconer, then the last fight i got into it with was a 14 year old kid was riding around on my aunts bike that i had barowed and he was riding it, and i told him to get the fuck off it, and so he hands me the bike, and desides to hit me in the lip, so i jump over the bike as he trys to punch me, and i block it, and then i throw a punch and broke his knose, and he threw another punch so i grab his hand as he trys to punch me, and i swing it around and snap his hand, and from there i just blacked out.

C4nn4Bliss

03-30-2006, 05:56 AM

LaConner is full of redskins and they make that place blow ass even though its really pretty land and everything, they ghetto'd up most of it. I drove through a part once and swore it reeked like chronic.Went lookin but never found anything...

Last fight a gun got pulled,someone got butted and that was that! I think if you pull it and dont use it you should atleast pop one off to get the effect that your willing to use it. Instead a shell just got pumped out to show it was loaded.....pretty gay

BabyFacedAbortion

03-30-2006, 06:11 AM

Not a street brawl but a fairly amusing fist fight.

A few years ago my best friend and I got into a fight with this girl (who's now one of my best friends) and one of her friends because I had sex with the girl's friend's boyfriend. HAH! We were all swinging eachother around the hallway by the hair, slapping, pushing, punching, hissing, you know the whole cat-fight deal. We all got suspended for 3 days for cussing and embarassing the school because that day just happened to be when the 6th grade's parents were all coming in to visit and they were in the lobby (we were about 10 feet away from the lobby) Luckily, I wasn't in 6th grade.

flakey g.

03-30-2006, 06:18 AM

I got totally sucker punched at a Dave Matthews show of all places. I was literally knocked out of my shoes. When I finally stood up and realized what happened I ran after him. By this time he was a fair distance away. About a dozen security guards in yellow jackets were protecting the good seats from people without tickets. All they saw was me run straight up to the guy, jump on him, and punch him until they pulled me off. It was crazy. I'm big and those guards literally carried me out of the stadium. I just went along for the ride. No use in fighting it.

that sucked. although, getting those 5 or six face shots in was amongst the best feelings I have EVER had in my life. The guy was such an asshole and it felt great to cause him pain. lots of it.

Euphoric

03-30-2006, 06:19 AM

Usually people are too afraid to fight me and besides id rather ..ooh wait..

StOneD.aS.FuK

03-30-2006, 06:29 AM

i have never lost a fight.

but havent really been in a full on brawl, i dont have many enemies, but i wouldnt hesitate to stab the cunt if i had no choice.

Kokujin X

03-30-2006, 06:41 AM

I'm not really an enemy of many, if any at all. But, if someone wants to try and fight me I have no problem making them regret it :D lol, but the few fights i have been in I was like 8, no full on throwdowns for a while. Which is good to some extent, I'd rather be friends and share a joint or 2 :stoned:

C4nn4Bliss

03-30-2006, 06:46 AM

only key to fighting is to be willing to go further than the guy your fighting, whoever is willing to kill the other guy is who usually wins....im pretty sure they can sense it

if im out numbered or feel im out matched i will grab whatever is around me and use it to its full advantage, usually discourages them

NextLineIsMine

03-30-2006, 06:54 AM

I am an abject coward, luckily no one knows it. In the very few occasions some one has been in my face wanting a fight I act REALLY MAD and Im buff enough theyll leave me be, but inside though the thought of violence freaks me out so much I could throw up.

geonagual

03-30-2006, 07:04 AM

I used to really love to fight
These days I would only fight
Under certain circumstances
I dont really look to start fights anymore
Now with that out of the way
Lets tell a fight story

I have a ton of them cause I have been alot of fights. No less than 100 I am sure. What do ya expect I was overseas in the military. I have gotten my ass handed to me a couple of times in my life.

One time when i was fighting a guy I put my middle finger into his eye socket up to the secon joint. He was freakin out and I still punched him a few more times.

When I was stationed in 29 Palms I was in a band and we had our own pad off of base. Well the bassist in our band was a meth freak his name was Will and one day me and my friend had come into the garage where we had our stage, instruments, sound system and one of our bass guitar was gone. After some research it turned up at a local pawn shop and we looked at the name on the ticket and it was Will's name on it.
Well I thought it over and decided to pay him a visit at his house. He answered the door and first thing I said was "why did you steal our shit" and he said he didn't know what I was talking about. I punched him in the nose. He tried to hit me with his skateboard and I dodged it and he ran into the house and I chased him in and jumped on his ass in the living room and just started pounding on him. Then I stood up and he looked up at me and he face was all fucked up and told hime "dont be stealin peoples shit" and i kicked him straight in the forehead and he was out.
I left came home and started making dinner when the cops show up and arrested me. I was fully respectful and obediant. I was charged with Assault with a deadly weapon ( shoes) and burglery(entering his house). I was booked into Joshua Tree, I was talking to the cop the whole time to the station and telling him about other shit he was stealin. Cars, wheels. Anyway, i sat in jail for a few days then i was picked up by the MP's brought back to base and they put me on this bench all night and I was in underwear and tshirt. No shoes and they had the air condition like at 50 degrees. It was friggin cold.
Long story short. I ended up going to court on the charges and the judge said he deserved it and dropped all charges.

Swizzy89304

03-30-2006, 07:07 AM

LiquidMagik

03-30-2006, 02:57 PM

i have no idea how many fights I've been in. too many to count. Only 2 or 3 where we were really fucking each other up. both came away bloodied up and hurting. Most of them were while on the wrestling team. We used to have a game where we woudl turn off the lights and run around beating the piss out of each other. Whenever someone had enough and opened the door we could see who it was and give em hell. God we did some stupid shit back then........good times.

Haha, I hear ya man, some fights here and there, but the shit we did on the mats was more brutal than fights sometimes. We would also turn off all the lights, but we would chuck the medicine balls at each other. Good for conditioning, but I'm still not sure if we injured each other more with the medicine balls or more by running into each other.

There was also a game called golf dodgeball we use to play in a friend's basement. People line up against the wall, and one person stands about 15 feet away and hits golf balls at the group. If you're the last one on the wall, in the next round, you get to be the golfer. That will leave some serious welts on you.

Back to fights. I've been in a couple, some dudes bigger, some dudes smaller. You have the big advantage if you are a wrestler though. Look at UFC, the winners are always the guys with the best grappling skills, a fight is only going to last so long standing up, before it goes to the ground. Most of the time I could get the guy to quit on the fight by sinking in an armbar, ankle lock, or blood choke (causes them to just pass out, not die).

dark0ne

03-30-2006, 03:12 PM

i was pretty drunk at this party, this kid that just started hanging out with us starts bothering this chick. she's been my freind for close to 10 years. so first i pull him aside and tell him nicely "dude, she's not interested, she's not like that" he replies "why do you care she's just a whore". i grabbed his shirt and lifted him off the ground then i said "if she tells me that your bugging her again i'll kick your ass" that didn't work. he tried to stick his hands down her shirt i walked into the kitchen and punched him as hard as i could, he was taking a drink of beer so i smashed the can right into his nose. he swung at me, missed i grabbed the back of his head and smashed it into the brick wall next to us. he crumpled onto the floor and i went and made another drink.

CYRAX

03-30-2006, 04:06 PM

i hate when mexican kids flick water in my face

i know right, it gets me madder then when a mexican does it out of all the races, lol.

skulltorcha

03-30-2006, 04:18 PM

been in a few fights havnt really gotten beatdown not even hurt just a few bruises, i once got in a fight back in highschool just a few days into year 8 there was atleast 1 fight a week, over stupid shit aswell.. the guy i had a fight with is now one of my best/loyal friends.

i kinda grew up from a boxing background, my dad trained me sometimes i was like 7 at the time, now i just train myself until i find a trainer, but yeah i can mostly hold my own.

notrightquite

03-30-2006, 04:51 PM

friendowl

03-30-2006, 05:02 PM

ive been in many scraps but one of my favorite's

i was 16 years old.i wanted to score some bud for a road trip i was going on.
it was raining and this guy i kicked it with said he could get some good bud.
i gave him the cash and even lent him my jacket cuz it was raining and he was on the bike.well iwaited and waited and he never came back.
this guy was from a different gang then mine but we were cool.not for long
well i was alone and pissed and said fuck it.i jumped on another bike and
went into his neighborhood by myself.i turned a corner and bam there he was.smoking a j and wearing my jacket.there was four guys and him.
as soon as he seen me he say's was up now bitch.i didnt take into consideration the other guys.but i swung and hit that fool in his chops.i was getting hit from all over.but i didnt know.i was focused on the nose.bambambambam that shit just busted oopen.blood everywhere.
then the pain came.i got real weak.some fool hit me with a metal pipe in the head.i felt light .everyone backed away from me and looked at me weird.
blood trickled down my eye and i knew i was fucked up.in my head i wanted to get out of there but instead my heart made me attack again.
i charged at those fools but they just backed away.at that moment all i heard was tires screeching and doors opening.my homies to the rescue.
with guns drawn and those fools stuck with no where to go but the cemetery
i got to fight against the thief one on one.my busted open but i still beat the
shit out of that fool bad.he was on the floor asleep when i was done..
i got respect that day even from the fools who fucked me up.

Fengzi

03-30-2006, 05:05 PM

I kickboxed for a few years and had lots of fights in the ring with the gloves on. Where I trained was full contact (not the hit the guy, back off, first person to 3 wins like most karate/taekwondo places) and I got to admit I got my ass kicked quite a bit. The theory was you only get better by fighting guys who are better than you. One of the worst beatings I got was from a chick! I wasn't really expecting it and she just came at me like some psycho bitch. She knocked me out cold less than a minute into the first round. I later found out she was the girlfriend of one of the guys that was training to go pro and had been fighting for a long time herself. Just goes to show that you should never underestimate the other guy (girl :o )

Outside of the gym I've only ever been in two "real" fights. First time was with some drunk guy in a bar who wanted to start something with me. I wasn't in the mood and told him to back off but he wouldn't listen. He took some total drunken wild swing at me and I popped him with a couple of quick jabs. Fortunately the guy wasn't so drunk that he couldn't realize he wasn't gonna win and backed off. Not much of a fight really.

Second fight I was in started whith some guy driving crazy through a parking lot and almost hitting me, my wife, and daughter. I was seriously pissed and started screaming "you fucking asshole..." He heard me, drove back, and jumped out of the car to start something. I'm normally a mellow guy but when somebody does something that threatens my family I lose it. Like most people who think they're tough the guy had no idea how to fight and I ended up hurting him pretty bad. Mother fucker deserved it.

Fengzi

03-30-2006, 05:13 PM

Back to fights. I've been in a couple, some dudes bigger, some dudes smaller. You have the big advantage if you are a wrestler though. Look at UFC, the winners are always the guys with the best grappling skills, a fight is only going to last so long standing up, before it goes to the ground. Most of the time I could get the guy to quit on the fight by sinking in an armbar, ankle lock, or blood choke (causes them to just pass out, not die).

Definitely true. Good grappeling skills are hard to beat. Even people who just throw wild and crazy punches can get a shot in every now and then. But if you don't know what you're doing, and get on the ground with someone who has a wrestling or jiujitsu background, you'll be helpless. The one thing I really regret is not taking advantage of the jiujitsu training at the place where I kickboxed. I definitely don't want to get in a fight that goes to the ground.

Easy Roller

03-30-2006, 05:20 PM

I've had a few scraps over the years ...The only time I've been seriously battered was when I was about 12 years old and a group of older lads [17ish]
turned on me and a friend at a girls house.....That was my first proper fight..and I was scared shitless and after taking a good beating I manged to crawl under a table and get to the open door and out over the back yard fence !!

Amazingly I had only a few briuses [ because I had curled up into a ball after being punched to the floor]!

But after that experiance I learned alot about how to deal with fear when it all kicks off..

And started boxing which gave me both confidance and a few skills.

Last fight I had was about 2 years ago in the street after calling some abuse out to group of lads who were argueing with some girls......as I took a piss in a doorway of a shop [it was about 11:30 at night] ...Some cunt punched me in the back of my head and a struggle insued....it got broken up and as we were pulled apart he got in the eye with a cheap shot ...this made my blood boilbecause I stillhadn't really got a proper punch in and he had done me twice with two cheap shots!!

He walked off and his mates were holding me back trying to stop us .....at which point I said "ok ok " and when they let me go I suddenly bolted off down the street to were this prick was walikng and finally I had my chance and gave him a sick flurry that blacked his eye up and busted my hand!
It got broken up again and amazingly enough a bus arived and about 5 of my mates stepped out of it!!!!

He had fucked off suddenly /miraculasly and just as well coz he would have probably been attacked badly!

I could fill a book with similar stories from back in the day ....

LIP

03-30-2006, 07:12 PM

I was in this fight once at my school (A long time ago lol) and this kid walks up to me with a small group of twats, and went to grab me to punch me in the stomach... well i saw it comming, cos of the little gang on twats watching, so i twisted his arm around, chickened winged him, he got all in a pissy, tried to get free, so i basically snapped his arm over my knee and broke it... got a long long long time off school for that lol .... and the last fight i got into... major thing was in the street after i'd been to the pub... some drunk twat came up to me and i just so happended to have protection so i pistol whipped him, and he was out cold, i walked away, and no one saw the gun. They're the only two fights Ive ever been in really, im not one to fight because i know i'll end up killing someone, so i just restrain them untill they calm down.

mike45

03-30-2006, 07:17 PM

Well I too have been in many of fights. I'v been beaten up before and im certainly not undefeated.Since i dont want to seem like an asshole ill write about me winning and another about me losing lol.
Some kids when I was 15 robbed my house. Everyone knew who did it except the cops. So i wasnt even trying to fight these kids i just wanted my shit back. I said to the kid come on man i dont want to fight just give me my shit back and there wont be a problem. So him and his 2 friends decide it'd be fun to jump me. I said fuck it these kids are pussies ill just take the beating. Till one of the bitches kicked me in the face. I got so pissed that i picked up a stick that was just laying on the street and went at it with these kids. I got two good hits and one of the kids fell. I was getting fucked up pretty bad though. So i started throwing wild puinches and eventually knocked another kid on his ass. So it was finally just me and one kid who happend to be bigger than me. I tackled him and just started smashing his face hardcoreee. Some old black guy comes out and pulls us off and i spit in the kids face and that was the end of that lol. Still didnt get my shit back.

The one i lost was i was fighting one on one with some dude. His friend comes up with a skate board and hits me in the back of the head. I got fuckeddd up that day lol.

Mr Greenthumb

03-30-2006, 08:48 PM

Geez what a violent group of stoners. I ain't never been in a fight but i saw a couple good ones in jail. Mad Max Lecune and this big native named Bronson had some kind of arguement over something. Bronson threw the first punch and it sent Lecune flying. It seemed like it was all over already and Lecune went back to his seat but for some reason Bronson wasn't finished. He started pounding on the back of Lecune's head and Lecune just sat there covering his face. This is the fastest i've ever seen anybody move in my life, Lecune got up, popped Bronson twice in the nose and then roundhoused him catching him in the side of the head. Bronson hit his head on the wall and thats when the CO's rushed in (they had been watching the hole time) and broke it up. Bronson was out cold and apparently Lecune went lights out a couple minutes after that. They both got sent to the hole for a week (big fuckin deal, i spent 44 days straight in the hole because they had no room in the cell blocks.)

I don't know why i've never gotten into a scrap. I've hit on several girls with there bf's right in front of me. I've been sucker punched but never more then once and usually by some random drunk. I'm a skinni motherfucker, 5'9 105 pnd. so i probably ain't worth beating down.

robert42

03-30-2006, 09:00 PM

i hate when mexican kids flick water in my face

lmao dont we all

robert42

03-30-2006, 09:07 PM

i got into a couple fights, been badly beaten (well embarassingly beaten up before) but one time i over re-acted terribly and i got arrested and it actually counted as a so called racist event which i guarentee it wasnt. it just happened that the person i hit was black (this dont sound good for a person with a WHAT THE FUCK U LOOK AT NIGGA AV) but i was mugged by 3 black boys once and i caught up with one of the boys and beat him with a bit of wood and he claimed i said somit which i honestly didnt (now i regret posting this) and it came as a racist attack but the charges got dropped cos i dropped the charges or robbery but it was not a nice ordeal.

another time i was beaten terribly but tis too embarassin to say (NO THEY WERENT GIRLS)

tblueyes

03-30-2006, 10:06 PM

Fighting is not the answer!

Swizzy89304

03-30-2006, 10:33 PM

No, but its a start.

busteruk7

03-31-2006, 09:14 PM

I dont go looking for fights, but fights often find me. If a chav comes up to me and asks for a fag (cigarette for you yanks) ill tell them to fuck off, then I end up in a fight.
Currently Im looking for a small .22 pistol for self protection, but for guns you have to travel to London really.
Chisme, any help?
yeah i fucking hate chavs they always think you owe them something and are always out to get shit for free
usaully when i chavs bothers me i usally talk to them with my fist lol
:)

Great Spirit

03-31-2006, 09:24 PM

I hate fights, but they happen. I was never in a real fight per say, but I have had "arguments" with people. No one ever fought me and people were afraid of me in high school I guess. I have a pretty indimidating look when I am angry.

stonedtom

04-04-2006, 02:43 AM

at my school a kid stepped on this ghetto guys shoe (unintentionally) an he knocked him out

BiggNasty

04-05-2006, 05:18 AM

I knocked a guy out with my elbow, the firecrotch fucking gashed my cheek with his nails.

BigHomie

04-05-2006, 05:09 PM

This isn't really much of a fight... just something funny that happened.

I was working 3rd shift at a 24 hour grocery store. I was 18. I walked outside for a smoke during break and I hear this woman screamin... I look over in the parking lot and this dude is slapping the shit out of this woman. I go running over and pull him off the woman and sort of pin him to the car so he can't move. All of a sudden I felt something hit me HARD on the side of my head... I look behind me expecting to see another dude. It was the woman the dude was slapping... this bitch was swinging her big-ass purse at me and screaming for me to let go of her boyfriend...