What animal would you be?

[cannabis campbell]

If you had the choice to be any animal at all what animal would it be?, and why

[orangeman]

A dog so I can sex every bitch lol!!!!

[God v2.0]

an elephant cause i could seriously fuck some shit up if you pissed me off

[friendowl]

a snake

snakes are fucking sexy creatures.

[HiddenBeauty]

A cat because it isn't owned,it owns :D

[Euphoric]

Eagle because it gets high..literally. Thats got to be fun

[JunkYard]

A tiger because I'm a loner, a natural hunter, and because I can get extremely viscious when provoked.

[cannabis campbell]

Dogs get the most respect from people and they are a mans best friend.

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

A lion hands down. Women under the thumb, food caught, brought and prioritized directly to you, shag a bit, lie down a bit, sleeeeeeeeeeep.

And awaken to the grasslands of Africa, to stretch a bit, eat a bit, shag a bit and sleeeeeeeeeeep. Plus who is gonna fuck with a pack of lions, except for another pack of lions, and what did we just learn about lions? :thumbsup:

Eagle would be cool, but I only think for about a week, cuz I bet you flying is some tiring work requiring a lot of hunting, and the novelty would wear off u'd be like *flap* *Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide* *flap**flap* *flap* *Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiide* *flap* 'Ahhhh bollox to this, I'm gonna go lie down' but you won't be able to, because you're a bird, devoid of the physical capabilities, and it is in this time, you will see the error of your hasty decision making.

[ozkid]

sloth all the way..

[ghandi]

Snakes because... they're amazin'

[partyguy420]

an eagle, cuase you would get in trouble if you shoot me, and i could fish and eat fish when ever i want, plus i could go to alaska, and durring the winter i would be close to my home town, and i could go and pick up lil babys and kid nap them and shit like that.

that brings back a memory, when i was about 3 or 4, a eagle to the rez, and stayed here for some reason, but anyways, there was this kid, thats like 6 months oldr then me, and the eagle swooped down, grabed onto the kids skull and tried to fly away with him, i think the kid got lifted up like 2 feet, and he smaked the eagle, and the thing droped him on the ground.

[Oneironaut]

I like being human. Something about being able to think complex thoughts and being able to smoke pot all the time. And that's a good thing since I am going to remain human for the forseeable future.

[HazeItUp]

a rat because they piss people off lol. also a dog because they get to hump everything they see lol....

[Oneironaut]

also a dog because they get to hump everything they see lol....
Yes, but if you're a dog there's always the risk that your owner might neuter you.

[buddymyfriend]

Yes, but if you're a dog there's always the risk that your owner might neuter you.

Hell yes, thats why I'd be a lion! Try n get near my balls mutha fucka!!

[SmokeyPotter]

Without hesitation, definitely a Peregrine Falcon; the fastest animal on this planet. Think of what a rush a 270 MpH dive must be! Fascinating and beautiful creatures!

[turtle420]

No turtles????

Fuck you man... fuck you...

low blow
....

I'd like to be a Human.

[SweetRedLips]

If I was a animal Id be a Dolphin
as they are intelligent /cute / good at doing tricks/funny/and lovley swimmers
me lol lol :dance:

Seeya

SweetRed

[TheTokerJoker]

I'd definatly be a snake...... wrapping n crushin?!?! mmmm

[HiddenBeauty]

Yes, but if you're a dog there's always the risk that your owner might neuter you.

If you are a responsible owner you should get any pet that goes out on it's own neutered.I think dogs are stupid because they stay faithful even to the worst owners.

[BizzleLuvin]

a dog. because to me, they seem eteranally happy, blissfully ignorant, gratefull, loyal, perceptive animals. ive grown up with dogs all my life and i work with them too. since i can remember, ive always wanted to a dog; either feral or domesticated. i dream of being a feral dog laying on the steps of the parthenon in Greece or a loyal life partner to some loving, active owner that would spoil me. sigh...o to be a dog

[beachguy in thongs]

They all want to fly.

[w4terb0ng]

i'd be a fucking elephant.
simply because i could kick every other animal's ass on that list.
and destroy shit. big shit. FUCK YEAH!!!
fAKSJDNFAFKSGNAGAKS!!!!!@$#%&@J%J$@VQ

[420purplehaze420]

you have all missed the most obvious answer....a dolphin....ibarely any predators, and its the only other animal besides humans that has sex for pleasure. you probably dont have to swim with retarded kids if you dont want to so party on

[w4terb0ng]

you have all missed the most obvious answer....a dolphin....ibarely any predators, and its the only other animal besides humans that has sex for pleasure. you probably dont have to swim with retarded kids if you dont want to so party on


ROFL

hahahaha. that shit made me laugh. hard. :smokin:

[cannabis campbell]

who the hell picked an ant!

[Kiwismile]

What kinda poll is this - LOL
You forgot to put in Kiwi as a choice,,,,,,,,
Cause I dont know any kiwi's that would rather be anything else!!!!!!!
No worries mate - we'll let you off this time - teehee

[beachguy in thongs]

Obviously, nobody wants legs.

edit: whoa, wrong page.

Because "the obvious choice is the dolphin".

[Canadabis]

Dolphins are sexy ^^

[beachguy in thongs]

Even dolphins try to fly.

[Az.]

I would be a cat fo sure....or maybe an eagle....but I think I would be afraid of the height....hmmm
probably a cat

my g/f couldn't choose...she wants to be a flying lion (a griffin)

[SensiRide]

Cat for sure, they get stroked and petted all day, get to snuggle in front of the fire, take loads of naps and are so pretty :)

[Kitty Kat]

I would be a Bengal cat for sure.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Paul McCartney was once asked this question, and his reply was the Koala.

Practically all this animal does is sleep and eat eucalyptus leaves, which makes them permanently stoned.

[yoda]

Dogs get the most respect from people and they are a mans best friend.

yeah. plus stoners tend to get their dogs high. but even as a human, i learned how much fun it is to stick your head out of a car window, so i already have some dog qualities.

[slipknotpsycho]

seems like most here wish the same attribute from animals as i do, the ability to fly, unaided by machine or other men. i would have chose snake, because i love reptiles (especially snakes, one of the most mis-understood creatures in the world if you ask me) but they have no real 'attribute' to offer, well atleast one that could compare to the eagle... i guess im glad i can't fly tho, cuz then i'd have to figure out how to light a bong/pipe or keep a joint/sweet lit while flying through the air at 40+ mph.... that might prove to be a bit difficult...

[cannabis campbell]

seems like most here wish the same attribute from animals as i do, the ability to fly, unaided by machine or other men. i would have chose snake, because i love reptiles (especially snakes, one of the most mis-understood creatures in the world if you ask me) but they have no real 'attribute' to offer, well atleast one that could compare to the eagle... i guess im glad i can't fly tho, cuz then i'd have to figure out how to light a bong/pipe or keep a joint/sweet lit while flying through the air at 40+ mph.... that might prove to be a bit difficult...

lol well you couldn't exactly do that if you were a snake either

[slipknotpsycho]

an eagle, cuase you would get in trouble if you shoot me
i'm not sure if the law is null and void now, or if people will just ignore this law, or not be so driven on enforicing it... but the Bald Eagle (one you will get in trouble for killing in america) isn't an endangered species anymore... not sure about this either, but i think wherever i heard this from (would of either been fox news or aol news) also said that the increased numbers of these birds is throwing the local ecosystems off.... kind of funny if you ask me, humans hunt something til it's almost extinct, then want to try and save it, so not only have they interviened with nature once, but twice, then.. when they succeed the second time, they get nothing more then a big middle finger right in the face "Yea, bitch, this is what you get, who told you to save me? I don't wanna be here you dumbfuck."

[LIP]

I wanna be a swan. I'd have big wings and I'd scare people as a flew over.

Swans are pretty damn cool

[slipknotpsycho]

lol well you couldn't exactly do that if you were a snake either
but it would be easier to do as a snake, you're not going to move no where near as fast... tho this poses a problem as well, since they have nothing even resembling a way to lit a lighter... no wonder animals don't smoke weed... they can't light thier bowls!
the tiger would keep dropping it cuz his feet are big and bulky, same with the lion... dogs and cats are the same as well, just on a smaller scale...
birds would be vulnerable to smoking if they had to land to do it, so even if there was a way to light a lighter while flying with only your two wings and two feet, they'd still be fucked, cuz they're gonna get stoned and fall asleep
snakes don't even have legs/arms/hands/feet/wings...
there's like no animal other then monkeys and shit that could light a lighter >.< i don't wanna be an animal anymore... i would never get to smoke... the ants tho, they could link up and form a hand to light the lighter while the others go sit in the bong... and this would be done at 3 in the morning in a jack in the box parking lot so some stoner would come along and take a hit off the bong... since the ants couldn't draw the smoke in.. they just get the hotboxing of their life...
"dude i'm getting fries, a burger, some tacos.. what? a bong! dude there's a bong just sitting here"
".... i'm not smoking that shit you fucking tweaker"
"dude it's got a bowl already loaded up..."
"i don't care... i'm going in and ordering"
~ants form a hand and pick up the lighter and put the flame to the bowl~
"sweet!"
~bong noises followed by coughing~
~tweaker runs in the store~
"dude! these ants just made a hand and lit this lighter for me to take a hit off the bowl!"
~other dude punches tweaker in mouth~
"wtf was that for!?"
"why the fuck you doing 'cid without me bitch?"

ok i'm done, enjoy my little story...

[Toffee]

elephant cos he's the biggest and hes intelligent and he has no predators

[slipknotpsycho]

elephant cos he's the biggest and hes intelligent and he has no predators
but he's a pussy.. scared of something as little and harmless as a mouse... the mouse is so small to him, that he could snort the mouse whole.. yet he's scared of it... that'd be like humans being scared of bugs.. oh shit n/m..

[cannabis campbell]

but it would be easier to do as a snake, you're not going to move no where near as fast... tho this poses a problem as well, since they have nothing even resembling a way to lit a lighter... no wonder animals don't smoke weed... they can't light thier bowls!
the tiger would keep dropping it cuz his feet are big and bulky, same with the lion... dogs and cats are the same as well, just on a smaller scale...
birds would be vulnerable to smoking if they had to land to do it, so even if there was a way to light a lighter while flying with only your two wings and two feet, they'd still be fucked, cuz they're gonna get stoned and fall asleep
snakes don't even have legs/arms/hands/feet/wings...
there's like no animal other then monkeys and shit that could light a lighter >.< i don't wanna be an animal anymore... i would never get to smoke... the ants tho, they could link up and form a hand to light the lighter while the others go sit in the bong... and this would be done at 3 in the morning in a jack in the box parking lot so some stoner would come along and take a hit off the bong... since the ants couldn't draw the smoke in.. they just get the hotboxing of their life...
"dude i'm getting fries, a burger, some tacos.. what? a bong! dude there's a bong just sitting here"
".... i'm not smoking that shit you fucking tweaker"
"dude it's got a bowl already loaded up..."
"i don't care... i'm going in and ordering"
~ants form a hand and pick up the lighter and put the flame to the bowl~
"sweet!"
~bong noises followed by coughing~
~tweaker runs in the store~
"dude! these ants just made a hand and lit this lighter for me to take a hit off the bowl!"
~other dude punches tweaker in mouth~
"wtf was that for!?"
"why the fuck you doing 'cid without me bitch?"

ok i'm done, enjoy my little story...

lmao! yeah being an ant would be alrite but i dont think you would live long, we kill ants for fun dont we?

be honest do you ever see an ant and actually let it live?... no lol

[slipknotpsycho]

i do... i got better things to do now then mash ants.. if i go outside, i'm going out there for something, and i'm not the type of person to fuck around.. i do what i got to get done, as fast as possible, and get on with my life. there's not much room for ant crushing left in that...

[cannabis campbell]

Lol sound like your on speed all the time.

[da haze meister]

i would be a dog. there totally cool and not ghey like cats.

[slipknotpsycho]

Lol sound like your on speed all the time.
are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

[puffpuffand away]

`id b an eagle...they no total freedom...and as far as animals that have sex 4 pleasure...have u ever seen chimps...thats there life...and its all 4 pleasure...nastyest animal s on the planet

[higher4hockey]

if i was an eagle, i would eat cats, rats, snakes, and possibly small dogs.

[slipknotpsycho]

`id b an eagle...they no total freedom...and as far as animals that have sex 4 pleasure...have u ever seen chimps...thats there life...and its all 4 pleasure...nastyest animal s on the planet
is the throwing shit a mating ritual or is that just them being... nasty?

[cannabis campbell]

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

shut up i was just making a joke!

[slipknotpsycho]

as was i...

[chronic boom]

fuck dolphins and anything else cute and cuddly. If your an animal (and I'm not saying I want to be one) you best be one that can hold it's own and destroy some shit if necessary. the lion sounds like a good bet at first, but its compromised by its dependence on the group. The elephant could rock some serious ass but the speed issue leaves it open to missle attacks from advanced primates (gasp, like us!!!!)
I like the idea of being an eagle but, then again, I dont't like being an over used symbol of western dominance.

Tiger is probably the best bet on this list. You've got speed, stealth, independense, and mild intelligence plus some pimp ass linen to be wearin out to those jungle raves (you dig the stripes baby?)

Snakes are whack, sure they're poisoness and all but I mean really, who wants to be something without legs (unless you can star next to Samuel L. Jackson)

If anything I'd be a cross between a polar bear and some kind of venomess spider.

I can see it now...... an eight legged, 10ft tall bear that can spit venom, stick to walls, and make huge webs to catch dolphins when they jump.

[cannabis campbell]

as was i...

Well you are not very good at it you need to get a sense of humour to be honest

[Euphoric]

be honest do you ever see an ant and actually let it live?... no lol

this bothered me so..


what are you, like 5 years old?
actually i know two 5 year olds smarter than that..
so you are behaving under 5 years old (which is the average life span of an ant btw)
making you the inferior species in this scenario

just curious, why you think something physically smaller than you has less rights to be here than you?

spread peace and love not death and violence :cool:

[cannabis campbell]

Ok so you can honestly tell me that you have never killed an ant on purpose?

[Euphoric]

Ok so you can honestly tell me that you have never killed an ant on purpose?

Well yea when i was a little kid and didnt know any better

[cannabis campbell]

Well yea when i was a little kid and didnt know any better

thats all i meant everyone has killed at ant so why would anyone wanna be one where as not as many lions or eagles get killed by humans thats all.

[higher4hockey]

when i was younger, i used to take a shovel to one ant hill, throw part of it in a bucket, then go to a different ant hill, and throw a shovel full of those little buggers in the bucket. talk about a rumble!!!

[slipknotpsycho]

Well you are not very good at it you need to get a sense of humour to be honest
i have one, perhaps you should see about getting yourself one.

[cannabis campbell]

right....

all i said is that your on speed as a joke... then you said

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

im sorry i couldn't see that as a joke its just confusing and long, i like simple jokes whereas you obviously like long and complicated ones fair enough.

[whitewalltoker]

a dog, cuz i would be fed given a home, and if im lucky the little rebellious teenager would get me high and i'd get a better rep than cats and i could just lay around the house sniffin and lickin my ass

[slipknotpsycho]

right....

all i said is that your on speed as a joke... then you said

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

im sorry i couldn't see that as a joke its just confusing and long, i like simple jokes whereas you obviously like long and complicated ones fair enough.
i'm sorry. i dont' like myself associated with meth, crack or any other hard drug... i've seen them destory too many peoples lives (especially my dads). i was just merely saying that, assuming i'm the typical lazy stoner, then reading my posts, would create the impression i'm on meth or any other upper, but only becuase you'd assume i'm lazy.

your joke didn't work, i take offense to being associated with hard drugs, of course i want to do them, they must be fucking great if they're so damn addicting, but i won't allow myself to. it's really hard work resisting shit sometimes, and by being associated with them, it's like all my hard work was for nothing.

sorry if we got off on the wrong foot, i'm not trying to start shit or anything, i just don't like being associated with those drugs.

[cannabis campbell]

ok man no problem sorry i didnt know:thumbsup:

[whitewalltoker]

HOORAY! They solved their problem using words not..... cyber..... fists.

:D :D

[beachguy in thongs]

right....

all i said is that your on speed as a joke... then you said

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was

I'm sorry for cutting your quote off, but I was laughing and stuff, yet, I just couldn't read it because it was too long. You should try simple jokes. :thumbsup:

[Jennifer K]

I love cats and I'd want to be a big beautiful one. Eagle would be my second choice. I love animals!:) :dance: :stoned:

[NightProwler]

yep, you guessed it. i want to fly.

[selenahipcat2002]

i would be an eagle, so i could fly.....high!!

[cannabis campbell]

Lol flying doesn't make you high i hope you know, Also a dog is probably the only one of those animals which is most likely to get stoned! :D

[phareye]

i'd be one of those deep-sea fangly fish, with, like, a custom lure, and lights running down my sides...

[slipknotpsycho]

i'd be one of those deep-sea fangly fish, with, like, a custom lure, and lights running down my sides...
PIMP MY FISH!

[bedake]

Id be the HIV virus, man that would be the life, i could go from chump to chump killing them off, but id be an educated HIV and target people like sadists, child molestors, murderers, corporate crooks, corrupt officials, linkin park & insane clowne possee fans... and so on

[mulltie]

i believe i wud be bacteria cause i can fuck with people without you even knowing im there:) woooooooooooo

[Whitemare]

you forgot HORSE.

how could you??! OMG:D :dance:

[cannabis campbell]

Who the fuck would wanna be a horse? lmao

[cannabis campbell]

the only reason people picked eagle is becuase they want to be 'high' even though its not the same thing =S