Guide to get a g/f

[mellow mood]

-fuckin shave your pre/pubert barber

-be yourself, donttry to impress anyone, just be yourself, that will impress em.

-try to be funny, to enjoy present moment

-dont fear a women's reaction when u wanna ask her out or whatever. you have nothing to lose. in the worst its gonna be a no, and in the best its gonna be a yes

-dont act like crazypothead (best advice)

[orangeman]

-dont act like crazypothead (best advice)

ROFL, damn that guy has a rep for bein a loser eh?

[friendowl]

i just got a big dick and good bud
nothing tops that
most women are independent and got their own money
but w3hat they need is multiple orgasm's and some dank to smoke after.

[partyguy420]

i just got a big dick and good bud
nothing tops that
most women are independent and got their own money
but w3hat they need is multiple orgasm's and some dank to smoke after.


yea, well... i have a biggger dick and better weed.

[friendowl]

lets see post a pic and ill post a pic and we shall let
kiazz decide whose she likes more

i bet you buy your weed hah boy.
you cant walk into the garden of weeden whenever
you want like i can.

[orangeman]

lets see post a pic and ill post a pic and we shall let
kiazz decide whose she likes more

i bet you buy your weed hah boy.
you cant walk into the garden of weeden whenever
you want like i can.

ROfl man your hillarious but dont rub the weed garden in because I've been waiting to get one of my own :(.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

ROFL, damn that guy has a rep for bein a loser eh?

Don't listen to mellow mood. hes french ;)

[Skink]

-fuckin shave your pre/pubert barber

***-be yourself, donttry to impress anyone, just be yourself, that will impress em.

***-try to be funny, to enjoy present moment

-dont fear a women's reaction when u wanna ask her out or whatever. you have nothing to lose. in the worst its gonna be a no, and in the best its gonna be a yes

-dont act like crazypothead (best advice)
The 2 statements marked contradict each other...


I have a small dick,but I have the best weed...Ha...LOLz...

[mellow mood]

Don't listen to mellow mood. hes french ;)

and you are ghey ;)

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

and you are ghey ;)

I think i would choose being gay over being french anyday. ;)

[Hollandica]

frenchgayfrench

i'm panja

[Easy Roller]

If you want a girlfriend just be more like Easy Roller...Be a Bird Magnet.


Get talking ..and be arrogant ...tell her your cock is as longer than her snatch is deep! But that she can "keep the change!"


She'll either slap you or give you some "Game On"

Either way you'll be the Bedroom Bully ...and that's just how it's gotta be haooow! Like a wolf !