The everyday troubles of a teenage stoner

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

God damn, this is the SECOND time iv done this. The first time, i was stoned as fuck from a few bowls (still am, lol) and i had an amazing wank. I jizzed EVERYWHERE, then i realised i had no tissues, i used some old ones from my bin, then about an hour later. I had another wank, and guess what? I DID'NT HAVE ANY TISSUES! so now im using the same one for a third time.... God damn, i think i smoke enterilly way to much pot... is that even possible???? :confused:

[friendowl]

hey crazypthead

arnt there any girls in england
theres gotta be at least one fat girl you can plow.

wanking or jacking off gets boring

i heard if you buy a hot meat sandwich and stick your dick
between the bread it feels like a real woman.

[robert42]

hey crazypthead

arnt there any girls in england
theres gotta be at least one fat girl you can plow.

wanking or jacking off gets boring

i heard if you buy a hot meat sandwich and stick your dick
between the bread it feels like a real woman.

lmao

damn thats a odd story

lol

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I don't think im gonnna try the sandwich thing. Dont take advantage of me cuz im stoned, bitch. hehe, j/k. But yeah, im not gonna screw a fat chick. But im goin college this year and they'll be plenty of hot tail there for me to bonk :)

[rastabill89]

i heard if you buy a hot meat sandwich and stick your dick
between the bread it feels like a real woman.


sounds like some american pie shit right their

haha yeah right "you heard" you probley know

[mellow mood]

I don't think im gonnna try the sandwich thing. Dont take advantage of me cuz im stoned, bitch. hehe, j/k. But yeah, im not gonna screw a fat chick. But im goin college this year and they'll be plenty of hot tail there for me to bonk :)

maybe you should get some friends before thinking about gettin a fat ugly chick

and your story is gross get a life

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

maybe you should get some friends before thinking about gettin a fat ugly chick

and your story is gross get a life

Dude, seroiusly. You only bring negativity to this board.

[mellow mood]

Dude, seroiusly. You only bring negativity to this board.

only in your stupid threads

[doyle80]

maybe you should buy more tissues dude:D

[orangeman]

hey crazypthead

arnt there any girls in england
theres gotta be at least one fat girl you can plow.

wanking or jacking off gets boring

i heard if you buy a hot meat sandwich and stick your dick
between the bread it feels like a real woman.

Rofl yes wanking does get boring, and that was funny xD

[friendowl]

atleast you didnt use your sister's underwear like spicoli did

[suhl]

why does everyone insist on posting something every time they beat off? we dont want to hear wank stories. it isnt something you tell people about.

[MaryJaneScott]

Here you go dear.... a nice fresh box... that should last you a couple hours

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:thumbsup: :p :thumbsup:

[Toker4LifeVT]

lol

[mellow mood]

why does everyone insist on posting something every time they beat off? we dont want to hear wank stories. it isnt something you tell people about.

quoted for fuckin truth

this story was gross and just proved his goddamn stupidity.


''uh i dont have any tissue, so i whack everywhere on my hands and my bed, then i jack off again, and oops, no tissue appeared, same scenario''

omfg

[robert42]

this should be called

THE EVERYDAY TROUBLES OF A TEENAGE LONER :p:)

[Eshelmen]

please refer to masturbation as.. jackin off, beatin the salami, pettin the snake, or just masterbating...
wtf is wank.. omg

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

pettin the snake? wtf? what kinda term is that? I'll just call it masturbation from now on, and i always thought wank was a british term.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

this should be called

THE EVERYDAY TROUBLES OF A TEENAGE LONER :p:)

Dude, your not a teenager? why would you talk about yourself so horribly? ;) :p

[mellow mood]

Dude, your not a teenager? why would you talk about yourself so horribly? ;) :p

woha what a loser

[Ghost On Fire]

Girls are so much cooler than your hands. hahaa

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Girls are so much cooler than your hands. hahaa

well duh..... lol

[Reefer Rogue]

The solution isn't just 'get a girlfriend.' It's not as easy as that. Wanking can get boring, SURE! But beggers can't be choosers.