You know you're a fucking stoner when...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You think a girl tokin' it up is the sexiest thing in the world.

Cuz that's what I think.

Anyone else?

[friendowl]

when your kids starving and has no clothes to wear
but you got an oz of killer hydro.

they shut off your lights and water but you got a fat sack.

you walk into work about a minute after you smoked a fat joint.

youd rather stay home and blaze then go somewhere and not blaze

[BabySnookums]

thats what my husband thinks Penguin lol...

and lmao @ friendowl

[Toker4LifeVT]

You know your a stoner when start toking up and then a few minutes later you forgot what you were doing...

[friendowl]

you eat cereal with a side steak

[slipknotpsycho]

man i love a woman who smokes... especially from a bong... but my wife won't :cursing:

[partyguy420]

dude, that sucks slipknot. like the only girls i hang out with smoke.

[slipknotpsycho]

before she got this new job she smoked, just never from my bong >.<

[graph]

your idea of taking a girl out is taking mary jane to a public place.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Well, she never says no, now does she?

[LISTEN2KMK]

shes never turned me down...Ive got more action from Mary in one day, than in a whole year from the girls at my school.

[paparose]

you get lost on your way home

[friendowl]

you make your kids drink tap water
but you feed your plants bottled water.

[Easy Roller]

you make your kids drink tap water
but you feed your plants bottled water.

lol

[Easy Roller]

When you tick weed off your dealer knowing full well you ain't gonna have the money by friday!

When you roll with butts out the ash tray once the last joint is smoked.

When you rob someone for their weed but give them back their walet/money!

When you're sitting round with scum and looking at the state of their flat..pretending the smell isn't there ...and that their kids will benefit from the money you've just spent on chronic!


When you log into cannabis.com! [far too often]

Whwn you wanna batter someone coz they've said the wrong thing when you've run out of gear!

When you can't wait to leave your girlfriends house so you can go home and get stoned!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

You know your a stoner when you see a vase or a pot or something you think "that'd make a great pipe/bong"

You know your a stoner when you rather watch something like telerubbbies to giggle at rather than trevor mcdonald.

You know your a stoner when ur checking your carpet for bits of weed because your dry.

You know ur a stoner when the word "smoke" or "green" make's you think of ganja.

thats all i can think of.... :stoned:

[slipknotpsycho]

you know your a stoner when your entire cabinet is filled ramen noodle soup and your fridge is dead empty except for soda...
you know your a stoner when mcdonalds dollar menu is imprinted on the back of your eyelids.

[mellow mood]

i think theres nothing sexiest than a women playing guitar

[friendowl]

when you send your family to sleep in the garage
and bring your plants in the bedroom

[orangeman]

You think a girl tokin' it up is the sexiest thing in the world.

Cuz that's what I think.

Anyone else?

Yeah I think that also. Well not the sexiest thing in the world but one of the many lol. But I dont like to see girls smoke on cig's only joints (preferebly blunts).

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You know you're a stoner when you think better with your eyes open because you see some crazy shit when they're closed...

[gramzzilla420]

u know ur a stoner when u do ur xmas/gift shopping at a head shop:stoned:

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

you know your a stoner when you, ummmm.... i forgot what i was gonna say :o

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You know you're a stoner when you'd run out in heavy traffic to get your bag you droppped.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You know you're a stoner when you wake up in the morning tripping balls for no apparent reason.

[LIP]

you eat cereal with a side steak

I do stuff like that lol!

[mastahaze]

u know ur a stoner wen:

u are a thread about knowing wen ur a stoner

ur pipe never gets dusty

wen ur sober all u talk about is wen ur high

[graph]

when you can't decide between buying the diapers or a sack.

[JunkYard]

^^That made me lmfao!^^

[MASTERBLUNTROLLER]

You know you are a stoner when you are out of weed and money but rather than wait a day to get more weed you scrap your bowl.

[dark0ne]

when you leave the remote to the tv in the freezer.
you list ben and jerry as freinds.
you buy ice tea in a can, not because your thirsty, the can is a 32 Oz can and will make a nice steam roller in a pinch. gotta love the .99$ arazonas.
cartoons and cereal is whats for dinner.

It's pot! you see the great thing about it is.........what was i saying

[stonerneedsrealweed]

.... if you have your alarm set for 4:20 am and pm

[bakenwake]

You triple check the ash tray to see if you can salvage some small green nuggets among all the previous cashed bowls :smokin:

[GratefulDead22]

you know your a stoner when your a member of cannabis.com

[notsocoolnow]

you know youre a stoner when you look down at your notes in class and you doodled mushrooms, gnomes, and bongs without knowing it

[Breukelen advocaat]

You know the meaning of the saying, "Smoked yourself straight".

When you call for pizza or other food deliveries, you don't have to give your address - they know your voice and where you live.

You go to job interviews high.

For the older stoners: Your ancient "gatefold" record album covers have traces of, and stains from, weed in their centers - from repeated rolling and cleaning on them.


And the number one dead-giveaway that you're doing too much acid: You drop a hit of good stuff - and absolutely nothing happens.

[graph]

you find yourself watching shitty tv, and liking it

[LIP]

You know your a stoner when you see a vase or a pot or something you think "that'd make a great pipe/bong"

You know your a stoner when you rather watch something like telerubbbies to giggle at rather than trevor mcdonald.

You know your a stoner when ur checking your carpet for bits of weed because your dry.

You know ur a stoner when the word "smoke" or "green" make's you think of ganja.

thats all i can think of.... :stoned:

I actuaklly do ALL of them, apart from the teletubbie thing, they scare me.

I did the carpet thing alot when i was younger, AND, a few days ago i was doing, not cos i was dry, but just to see what i could find, and guess what?

I found a seed, so i put it in the baggie with the rest. I think its another Indian Skunk seed...

Skunk#1 x South Indian Kerala ... Seriously nice bud. Kinda smells a little like petrol

[friendowl]

when you open the closet
and instead of clothes you got
fat weed nugs hanging from
hangers

[flamingskullballs]

when you see a picture of a naked female rubbing a giant jay...and look right past the girl

when a frolf disc has nothing to do with frisbee golf

[wordddddd]

when a frolf disc has nothing to do with frisbee golf


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