ever notice.......

[slipknotpsycho]

that on EVERY commercial that shows a burger (usually fast food commercials but they're not the only ones.) that there is ALWAYS little water dot-lets on the tomatoe slice?

[Fengzi]

LOL, the tomato slice is the least decieving. What about the burgers themselves. The comercials show these big thick mouth watering burgers but what you really get is some flat little piece of leather sandwiched between two soggy, squished buns. Yumm

[BabySnookums]

now yall can see why i'm leaving fast food huh? :thumbsup:

[Toker4LifeVT]

Well of course lol they advertise and try and lead you by your stomach instead of your brains...

[Fengzi]

Well of course lol they advertise and try and lead you by your stomach instead of your brains...
Yep, did you know that there are photographers who specialize in food? That's their job, to make the food far more appetizing than it really is.

[BabySnookums]

its not even cuzza that...its disgusting to see ppl drop shit on the floor and still serve it to their customers...but i finally am doing somethin rather than just bitch about it...i found myself another job...that pays better lol

[da haze meister]

i loooove bacon chzburgurs from wendys. i got in trouble cause of it lol.

[higher4hockey]

that is a very good point. speaking of which, next time your in the grocery store, check out the glad sandwich baggies. look at the leaf product in the sandwich on the box!!

[3rdEyeVision]

Ive heard lots of times the food isnt real so thats probably why it looks so good

[Its a Plant]

Well the only burger that I have seen that looks close to the one on the commercial is those HUGE ass ones from Hardees. Those burgers are massive. That's besides the point, because all fast food sucks and is very unhealthy. I'll take a subway or our local head sub shop, Head West, any day! ;)

[slipknotpsycho]

i can't stand sandwhiches, quizno's subways, all that crap yuck... i'd rather starve, i want something cooked, nice and greasy preferably... if it's 'healthy' you probably won't finding me eating it.

[3rdEyeVision]

I dont like junk food that much but fuck im addicted to quiznos lol, theyre shit tastes sooooo good to me

[higher4hockey]

i can't stand sandwhiches, quizno's subways, all that crap yuck... i'd rather starve, i want something cooked, nice and greasy preferably... if it's 'healthy' you probably won't finding me eating it.


this old guy the other day says to me after i tell him i quit smoking: "it'd be a shame to die healthy"

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Ive heard lots of times the food isnt real so thats probably why it looks so good
Ice cream is usually mashed potatoes, and any sort of cookie dough is a play-doh composite.

The meat in the taco bell meat commercials is usually wet dog food.

They put sawdust in the burgers at McDonald's. No, not in the commercials, in the burgers.

By the way, the first two are real. I've been on the set of both.

[Kryzco]

Yeah I saw some shows that show how they make turkeys look so damn good and its fake

they aren't even cooked

just painted

but yeah I hate that mcdonalds looks so great on TV but when you buy them they look like crap put together

and I've also noticed that the food is getting more expensive while the sandwiches are getting smaller

[slipknotpsycho]

Yeah I saw some shows that show how they make turkeys look so damn good and its fake

they aren't even cooked

just painted

but yeah I hate that mcdonalds looks so great on TV but when you buy them they look like crap put together

and I've also noticed that the food is getting more expensive while the sandwiches are getting smaller
just like cigs. are getting smaller and more expensive....

[Its a Plant]

hmm, and both cigs and fast food are killing more and more people, while weed remains at zero. Makes you do some thinking, huh?

[king kong bong]

i stopped fuckin with fast food. its no goala...

[imagoober]

Fast food rocks! healthy or not i want my food to taste good and fast food does! oh and IN N OUT Burgers makes the greatest burgers ever!:thumbsup:

[geonagual]

Hey, I was gonna say In-N-Out. Their burgers look as advertised and taste awesome. I just cant stand the fries.

[orangeman]

Yeah well you ever notice how the burgers look all good on the commericial and their all slopply put together when you actually get it?

[Genuine17]

Thats why i close my eyes when i eat fast food so i dont have to see how good it looks i just imagine the commercial

:stoned:

[orangeman]

Thats why i close my eyes when i eat fast food so i dont have to see how good it looks i just imagine the commercial

:stoned:

Lol I'm gonna try that.

[Oneironaut]

that on EVERY commercial that shows a burger (usually fast food commercials but they're not the only ones.) that there is ALWAYS little water dot-lets on the tomatoe slice?
Yep, that's advertising for you. They always want to make everything look as appealing as possible. So on the phone sex commercials they'll have hot chicks who probably look nothing like the people you'll actually call. And on commercials for exercise machines there will be muscly guys using the machine instead of the fat pieces of lard who actually need it. On the alcohol commercials you'll see a bunch of people having fun dancing in a club instead of hunched over a toilet puking their brains out.

But of course a lot of commercials now have pretty much nothing to do with the actual product and often don't even try to make any sense. They don't give you actual reasons to buy their product anymore, they just make jokes or flashy graphics. Look at the gecko promoting car insurance, Britney's tits promoting Pepsi or the stupid family of hamburgers from the Burger King commercial. They think people are actually dumb enough to buy their products because of these nonsensical gimmicks. And the sad thing is, they're absolutely right.

[jonny]

Heres another for ya,

It takes a LOOONG time to get that "perfect shot" so obviously the food won't be hot by the time they've got there, SO to make the food look hot, like a nice hot steamy burger or whatever (I mean it LOOKS nice ;) ) they often soak tampons in water and microwave them, an then place them behind the food out of sight, so the steam rises up behind :D ingenious.

[friendowl]

i cook my meals
but in and out double double's are fucking good
yes the fries do suck

[Fabolous]

hell the more unhealthy the better i say!, lol it's all apart of my retirement plane, once i get cancer from smoking Cigs ill sew the company and win some money and hopefully live off that for the rest of my remaining life.

and as long as the food tastes good i could care less :)

oh BTW do you know the Dog food at the store you buy for your pet, has things like dead animals/Road kill in it :) just thought you should know that next time you feed your animal. (same goes with most other pet foods)

[king kong bong]

Walter Sobchak: He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...
The Dude: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Walter Sobchak: Near the In-and-Out Burger...
Donny: Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

[God v2.0]

that on EVERY commercial that shows a burger (usually fast food commercials but they're not the only ones.) that there is ALWAYS little water dot-lets on the tomatoe slice?

and WHY is it that even though dictionaries are being manufactured by the tens of thousands people STILL mis-spell the easiest words in the English language?

[slipknotpsycho]

where did i mis-spell? :confused: i don't see any mistakes, other then my grammar and that's from laziness...

[king kong bong]

tomato*

[BabySnookums]

:thumbsup:
yea i just pointed that out to him and he was like "....oh" :D :D

[God v2.0]

yeah u spelled it tomatoe, which is WRONG! YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU CANT EVEN SPELL A 6 LETTER NAME OF A FRUIT? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO SURVIVE YOU BREYING MORON? GO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF FECES.


j/k but anyways Fab you are a fag, once you get cancer from smoking cigs you will be poor from spending thousands of dollars on smoke and you wont even be able to afford a crackhead lawyer and so you'll die a lonely and bitter death. Congratulations!

[king kong bong]

oh BTW do you know the Dog food at the store you buy for your pet, has things like dead animals/Road kill in it just thought you should know that next time you feed your animal. (same goes with most other pet foods)


well dogs were originally wild animals before they were domesticated, so i see no problem with that.

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hell the more unhealthy the better i say!, lol it's all apart of my retirement plane, once i get cancer from smoking Cigs ill sew the company and win some money and hopefully live off that for the rest of my remaining life.

and as long as the food tastes good i could care less :)

oh BTW do you know the Dog food at the store you buy for your pet, has things like dead animals/Road kill in it :) just thought you should know that next time you feed your animal. (same goes with most other pet foods)
did you know that any fast food hamburger contains "assorted animal parts" which include, but are not limited to: hooves, tounges, eyes, ground up bones, beaks, talons, and other body parts?

[king kong bong]

meal worms too...

[God v2.0]

oh BTW do you know the Dog food at the store you buy for your pet, has things like dead animals/Road kill in it :) just thought you should know that next time you feed your animal. (same goes with most other pet foods)

i dont think so, cause ive seen people eat that shit before, and to sell it in a store they would have to approve it for consumption (maybe) so they must at least steralize it and cook it before they package it because there could be disease in roadkill.

[slipknotpsycho]

i say we all pitch in and start a new fast food chain that doesn't bullshit.. the commercials would be the most un-appetizing looking peices of shit you could ever see, mashed, off center, bruised/nearly rotting tomatOOOOOO and so on.... maybe we'll get more business then everyone else cuz we're honest :thumbsup: yea i wish it'd work too..... ~sigh~

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when has this world ever rewarded anyone for being honest?

[Kryzco]

hell this thread actually made me think twice about fast food

super-size me made me want some damn McDonalds

but never the less I can't turn my back on the dollar menu, its helped me many times

and as for cigs, people really need to stop busting everybody's balls about it, its a persons choice to smoke and everyone knows the consequences, no need to bitch about it

its a known fact it'll kill you one day, but fuck it, your not smoking them so why bitch about it

[Oneironaut]

But-- but-- there's methane in cigarette smoke, and methane is also in cow farts! That makes cigarettes bad for some reason! Don't you watch TV?

Also, cigarettes are exactly like angry dogs. If you touch a cigarette you will get your hand bitten off.

[graph]

But-- but-- there's methane in cigarette smoke, and methane is also in cow farts! That makes cigarettes bad for some reason! Don't you watch TV?

Also, cigarettes are exactly like angry dogs. If you touch a cigarette you will get your hand bitten off.
don't forget that they have mind powers which basically makes them put themselves in someone's mouth and smoke them? The person who smokes should NEVER be blamed for doing it to themselves, it's the tobacco company's fault!

[Kryzco]

well yeah you got a point but there is a such thing as will power

everyone knows cigs are deadly and addictive

so if a person decided to smoke, with knowing that, then thats that persons fault

cig companies are the biggest assholes and the cockiest bastards on this planets, seeing as they pay for the truth commercials

I'm just saying that if one person mentions smoking cigs on this board, ten people jump on them for it, and its getting kinda old in my opinion

[graph]

I was being sarcastic. I think it wholly lies on the fault of the person. Oh, and phillip morris was urged by the government to make those commercials, as all of the other businesses he owns does things for charity (like Kraft), he made the commercials to educate the community.

[Oneironaut]

everyone knows cigs are deadly and addictive

so if a person decided to smoke, with knowing that, then thats that persons fault
Exactly. I don't ever plan on smoking cigs myself, but if someone around me is smoking, I'm not going to demand that they put it out and yell about how they're giving me lung cancer from second hand smoke. If it bothers me, I'll move.

[Kryzco]

yeah I know

its just been urkin me lately

yeah I heard about that too

makes sense to me

but still its just kind of a cocky move in my opinion

seeing as they are telling you to stop

[Theduderino]

To each his own. If an individual wants to smoke some cigs, it's their choice. I do wish, however, that the cig companies start making good quality cigs - meaning cigs containing 100% tobacco and not 2% tobacco 98% junk. Then, at least, they'll have a more pleasant smell...

But, of course, that would be too easy. Just as easy as it would be to actually present the food as it's shown in the commercials - minus the paint, toothpicks, fake lettuce, and steamed meat that no one would eat :P . Oh let's not forget apple pie with caramel glitter, mashed potatoe-ice cream topped with a nice chocolate paint ;) . Yummy :) .

[CaptainDankNuggets]

Thats cause there fake fool

[Theduderino]

Thats cause there fake fool

Guess the joke went over your head :stoned: ..