sneaking pot into the hospital?

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

i'm going to be spending about a month in the hospital. i will have the opportunity to walk around outside and smoke cigarettes, so i am debating with myself whether or not to sneak in at least a few joints or bowls worth of weed. i smoke weed every day as it is, for both medical and recreational purposes, and a whole month without would be really unpleasant. any thoughts?

[higher4hockey]

hospitals have more powerful drugs than weed :D :D

[bedake]

I would strongly reccomend against smoking before you have a checkup, doctors arnt stupid, it doesnt seem like it would be worth it to me. Although if you have a hospital room to yourself you could easily stash the dope in your clothing in the closet, the employees dont go through your clothing.

[friendowl]

let me tell you the truth cuz i work in the hospital...
bring weed lots and lots of weed.it gets very boring watching the same
things on tv.bring books and paper to write or even coloring books are
cool when your high and bored.get some spray to cover up the smell
and an airtight container to seal the smell of your pipe.have fun and do the time dont let time do you.

[Its a Plant]

I too work at a hospital in the kitchen of hell, anyways, unless you would be sure that when you walked around for a smoke that NO ONE would see you. And the odds of that aren't too good at a busy place like a hospital. Unless it will kill you to go without weed, which it won't, just tell the doc to hook you up to some morphine.

[Kryzco]

You could just wait until your actually in there and have a friend bring it in

every hospital I've ever visited never searched, and especially those kind of hospitals that let you have smoking breaks, I went out and saw a whole bunch of people lighting up joints and the nurses didn't care

cool shit

[friendowl]

also
in the restrooms in the hospital they
have strong fans to keep the air moving.
i have smoked while standing on the toilet seat
and blowing the smoke into the vent.works great.
just practice ghost toking.
or bend down like your gonna tie your shoe
take a big hit and walk away while holding it.
let out a lil at a time while you walk away.

[da haze meister]

when my father was in the hospital for surgery... i walked out back to the car and i saw a man lighting a tobacco pipe. turns out it wasnt tobacco after all :)

[suhl]

youd easily be able to get it in and hide it, you wouldnt have anywhere to smoke unless no one else was around, and there are enough employees that that wont happen unless you have your car at the hospital and are allowed to go sit in it, that is pretty much the only place youll be able to get away with unless they let you leave the building after dark, which isnt likely:thumbsup:

[Its a Plant]

and suhl and I know something about smoking in parked cars in hospital parking lots. Speaking of suhl, you ever gonna work again?

[suhl]

this is not the place dummy, but id like to start the summer having another job. my goal is to never go back to that shit hole, but if i dont get another job i dont have an alternative and yes smoking in parked cars in the hospital parking lot or in your car on the way will make your stay more enjoyable as a patient or employee

[Its a Plant]

I'll agree there. Hospitals suck in general, but even more so when you work there.

On another totally unrelated note, this "Server is too busy" bullshit is really wearing thin on my nerves. Seriously, find an answer to this constant nagging problem!

[C4nn4Bliss]

If you use it medicinally then the doc shouldnt have a problem, unless you use it to self medicate instead of medicinally....

If you cant get away from weed for a measly month then i suggest you take the time to learn how. To depend on anything like that isnt wise.....

(off-topic)I always found people smoking cigs while staying at the hospital ironic....

[3rdEyeVision]

they're used to it people need to ease the pain man lol

[spewf]

Put an ounce in your pocket, put a pipe and lighter in your pocket, and possibly papers, walk into the hospital, put it in your clothes, or in your bag of clothes, should be all good! thats what i did lol. then when you go outside to have a joint, come back in, if the doctor comes in your room for your blood pressure or whatever, and happens to ask you about your eyes, tell him/her that you're really tired and just woke up. simple as that.