35 years 4-5 bowls daily

[magic27]

I have smoked weed for over 35 years. I have been clean for 7 days now; I will be taking a piss test in a week or so. I am drinking a lot of green tea, eating a lot of bran flakes. I'm thinking of just doing the flush system, drink a bunch of Gatorade and aspirin and Rolaids, along with creatine and B-complex vitamins. What are my odds of passing? I'm 6'3" and 200 lbs. I don't work out or eat much. I have PTSD and have a lot of Anxiety, which causes a lot of nausea so food intake is minimal. I mostly eat PB&J sandwiches. I eat a basic meal once or twice a week. Knowing I have to take a test has really increased my anxiety and nausea. Sure be glad when this is all over and I can smoke again. Pot has been my self medication for my anxiety for over thirty-five years, ever since Viet Nam. I would say of the 35 years of smoking, in all that time I havenâ??t smoked a total of maybe 90 days, and that was only because I moved to a new town and it took me that long to find a connection. Thanks in advance for all the members advice Iâ??ve read on this forum.

[HIPHOPHEAD]

The day of your test you want to get a 5 hor head start and drink water as much as you can handle, you will start pissing clear, everytime after u piss drink water, keep doign this till you test, 2 hours before the tes take 3-5 b12 for color. Very important 3 days before your test raise your creatinine level u can do this by taking creatine suplements or eat lots of red meat but its easier for some people to take sups wich u find at GNC. The creatine in your system will lower suspicion that you diluted. No use on drinking lots of fluid days before the test, just the day of your test if possible try to excersice but stop 2 days before test.
PS. TAKE 4 ASPIRIN 2 HOURS BEFORE TEST IT MIGHT MESS WITH THE TEST
GOOD LUCK

[BloodyRedBarron]

Use Quick Fix 4.0

I have done 3 test on the QF 4.0 and passed all 3.
1. was a home test kit (passed)
2. I sent the sample to the test kits lab.(Passed)
3. Took a pre employment SAP 5-50 W/NIT Test. (Passed)

I also saved the empty bottles for Temp.Testing.
Heres what I did and my results.
First I filled the QF bottle with cold tap water then took the heating pad and taped it to the side of the bottle without the temp. strip.
Put it under my nuts and in about 1 hour it was @ 92 degrees.As time went on the heating pad made it warmer till it peaked at 98-100 degrees.
It held this temp for 10 hours.*Note: The heating pads get to peak temp in 2-3 hours.

[magic27]

Use Quick Fix 4.0
http://www.detoxforless.com/pass-a-drug-test/fake-pee.html
I have done 3 test on the QF 4.0 and passed all 3.
1. was a home test kit (passed)
2. I sent the sample to the test kits lab.(Passed)
3. Took a pre employment SAP 5-50 W/NIT Test. (Passed)

I also saved the empty bottles for Temp.Testing.
Heres what I did and my results.
First I filled the QF bottle with cold tap water then took the heating pad and taped it to the side of the bottle without the temp. strip.
Put it under my nuts and in about 1 hour it was @ 92 degrees.As time went on the heating pad made it warmer till it peaked at 98-100 degrees.
It held this temp for 10 hours.*Note: The heating pads get to peak temp in 2-3 hours.
What if they watch and make me pull my pants down?

[BloodyRedBarron]

First off you have the right to privacy.They can not watch you piss nor can they frisk you down.Unless its for a probation piss test.
They can make you empty your pockets take off hats and coats and all that shit.But if you keep the QF 4.0 under your nut sack they can not find it.
Just wear some tight undies and use the heating pad.
You will be fine.

[duhrickjames]

That isn't completely true. A friend of mine had been caught cheating on a drug test so they said either a doctor has to watch or you fail.

[magic27]

Use Quick Fix 4.0

I have done 3 test on the QF 4.0 and passed all 3.
1. was a home test kit (passed)
2. I sent the sample to the test kits lab.(Passed)
3. Took a pre employment SAP 5-50 W/NIT Test. (Passed)

I also saved the empty bottles for Temp.Testing.
Heres what I did and my results.
First I filled the QF bottle with cold tap water then took the heating pad and taped it to the side of the bottle without the temp. strip.
Put it under my nuts and in about 1 hour it was @ 92 degrees.As time went on the heating pad made it warmer till it peaked at 98-100 degrees.
It held this temp for 10 hours.*Note: The heating pads get to peak temp in 2-3 hours.
OK I got some home tests, Xalex pot test. I'm an idiot, I have no clue how to use it. It came with no instructions. there are 9 little holes at the top, then a 1" window slot and a real small one at the bottom. the 1" slot has a C and a T next to it and the small one has an S below it. I dropped some sample in the 9 holes and it dripped down into the 1" slot. It's been 5 minutes and it shows nothing. What I'm I doing wrong? Please help

[ToKnoIsToGro]

the "C" is the control line and must appear to indicate the test is working properly, the "T" line is the test line and if a line appears (maybe faint) it usually indicates a negative. THe "s" line is where you place your sample. To pass, i bought some permanent cleansing pills for $120 incl. shipping, it is a strict diet, no alcohol, and you get MAD diarrhea (lipidy substance which thc sticks to). its a 5 day progr. but takes about 7 days to complete. If 200+ lbs. maybe longer. But you will be clean until you use again, and you cant use 48 hrs prior to beginning progr. and while on progr.

[magic27]

the "C" is the control line and must appear to indicate the test is working properly, the "T" line is the test line and if a line appears (maybe faint) it usually indicates a negative. THe "s" line is where you place your sample. To pass, i bought some permanent cleansing pills for $120 incl. shipping, it is a strict diet, no alcohol, and you get MAD diarrhea (lipidy substance which thc sticks to). its a 5 day progr. but takes about 7 days to complete. If 200+ lbs. maybe longer. But you will be clean until you use again, and you cant use 48 hrs prior to beginning progr. and while on progr.
Shit, I just did another one like you said and failed. Only a line on the C. I've been drinking gatoraid and green tea for the last week and for the last two days I drink vinegar 2oz twice a day. I'm now taking CharcoCaps(charcoal Caps). I guess I will need QuickFix(I did get one). But Still not sure if I will be watched or for that matter not sure if it will be a piss, hair, or blood test. I maybe screwed.

[BloodyRedBarron]

That isn't completely true. A friend of mine had been caught cheating on a drug test so they said either a doctor has to watch or you fail.
Well no shit if you get caught cheating then you will be watched.
Give me a break!
Same as if your sample comes back diluted or altered.

[ToKnoIsToGro]

is there anyway you can get medicinal MJ, seeing as how you suffer from PTSD, you can also tell them you suffer from insomnia. Depending on where you live if it is legal of course.

[ToKnoIsToGro]

and by the way, bloody red, what the fuck is up with your quote? whats the deal with that you have to include it with every f'ing posting? or should i say "vat der fack?"

[magic27]

I think Bloody Red is just getting tired of hearing Bullshit:mad: , like drinking Bleach, pure insanity. He is giving tons of his time and knowledge to help us all out. I think he should get some big upthumbs :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[ToKnoIsToGro]

yes i agree, i was just breakin his balls a little bit and the fact that he MUST include that damm signature with every posting of his i have read, there are many. Thats all.

[magic27]

2 weeks clean and I'm still failing home tests. I've been drinking a lot of Gatorade and strong Green tea, taking B-complex vitamins and Creatine supps. . I don't exercise or eat much. I have PTSD and with all the anxiety and stress my stomach is in knots. I do drink ensure for a little nutrition. Iâ??ve been tempted to smoke because I do have Quickfix 4.0, but they may watch, so maybe there is a slim chance I may pass because Dell Computers only test at 100ng instead of 50ng, but if they donâ??t Quick Fix will be my savior. My test is tomorrow at 8:00 am, so I will be there when they open the door. I also will tell them I have a job at 9:00am in a town that is 45 minutes away. I'm self-employed as a computer Tech and the Dell Certification will bring me about 50% more work. So you can see why my stress level is so high, just like I would like to be.

Thanx for all the advice, but if you are look for some good advice, listen to â??Bloody Red baronâ?�
BTY, my chopper in Vietnam was named the â??Sopwith Camelâ?�. Had a drawing of Snoopy sitting on his dog house with a M-60 machine gun taking out the Red Baron on the side pillar.
I will let you know soon how I did with the test.

[magic27]

Well I took the test about 2 hours ago. I was able to use Quickfix 4.0. They don't do a simple there. They are sending it out, so I assume they are doing to do the Gas Chromatography. Can QUICKFIX pass that test?

[enthused]

im pretty sure it will...its basically your urine without drugs...sorta

"We are so confident that QuickFix will pass your test that we offer a 200% Money Back Guarantee! "

[Mannequin]

magic27, how did you do??

[rocinante]

I'd be really interested to hear how your test turned out too...I'm hoping to get a call from Dell in a couple of days too and have been trying to clean out asap ever since I knew I had the first interview. I'm similar height, weight, consumption (but not for so long) except I have been sweating my ass off on a treadmill every day as well as keeping as active as possible.

Smoked one 8 days ago...only one in the last 10 days.

FYI - I believe Dell also random test so working for them is going to be the end of my smoking days as I can't go through the stress of trying to beat tests all the time.

I haven't self tested yet but will be putting a stock of Quick Fix and self tet kits in next week.

I was very interested to hear you say Dell test at 100ng...what level do self test kits work at?

[BloodyRedBarron]

Its a 50 ng/ml they don't do 100's.
50 ng/ml is the standard cut off.
Ya think its like a DUI check?
This cops looking for a 0.08 and the other cop says I check for 0.20 BAC

[rocinante]

Thanks - I found it hard to believe a company like Dell would have a lower standard than anyone else. All that would do is put up their testing costs as it would make it non-standard and with the amount of folk they employ that would be a major expense.

And here's something f**king ironic - 20 minutes pounding on the treadmill and I get off higher than any weed gets me. I realize that's the endorphine release but does your body also release any fat stored THC into your system at the same time?