Baked

[monty python]

Wow, I'm really stoned.

[turtle420]

Wow, I'm really stoned.
What does it feel like?

[monty python]

It feels good.

[Fan o KmK]

dude stfu no one cares.

[briman]

This is a pretty pointless thread but there was no reason to flame him just chill and have a smoke

[beachguy in thongs]

Wow, I'm really stoned.
At least, you're sharing, something. :smokin:

[da haze meister]

im stoned too.

[benagain]

Congrats on the stonageness. I will be here in a bit.

[Fan o KmK]

dude lol dont comment on flaming. this is dumb. i hate threads like this, this is a fucking weed forum of course ur stoned everyone is stoned. sheesh.

[acrca]

dude lol dont comment on flaming. this is dumb. i hate threads like this, this is a fucking weed forum of course ur stoned everyone is stoned. sheesh.
i agree. im always stoned, you dont see me braggin about it.

[briman]

i know this thread is dumb i even said it is pointless in my post i just dont see the point in flaming i may have took your post in the wrong way and if i have i am sorry

[monty python]

Yes this is a very stupid thread.

Sorry I started it.

[benagain]

half of the threads started here are dumb. doesn't matter. Gave me something to do for like 30 seconds. If you hate the thread, don't comment. Not that hard.

[graph]

which is why I haven't commented yet...


DAMNIT

[benagain]

LMAO. and it just keeps getting bumped :p

[Maui Wowie]

Most. Predictable thread. ever.

[GHoSToKeR]

Dude, I wasn't gone for long and already this place is full of assholes. Leave the guy alone, he's stoned.

Enjoy it dude :)

[monty python]

Everything I say is a lie.

[Genuine17]

me 3:stoned:

[graph]

I don't know why, but after smoking some weed alone my thought process always leads me to come on here and post on these boards. Maybe I just don't like smoking alone, and I've tried to create some sort of sick and twisted family out of all of you people.

[benagain]

that could be. I'm just bored with everything on the net at the moment.

[Oneironaut]

I'm going to add some real content to this thread. Seeing as there isn't a real topic here, I'm going to choose on at random. Let's say.......prostitution.

Why is prostitution illegal? As George Carlin put it "Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" Nobody gets hurt when somebody pays for an orgasm. It's legal for me to pay a woman to give me a lap dance, and to get naked in front of me, but if I want to put my finger in her vagina it's illegal.

Unless, of course, I film the whole thing and then sell copies for profit. WTF? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[graph]

Isn't it legal in las vegas? What a cool place that is. I wanna stand with me on the california side of the state line, and a hooker on the nevada side of the state line in the doggystyle position. Of course, this wouldn't work if it was a city-ordinance type thing, where it's illegal in nevada but legal in las vegas. Then again, I suppose it would be more of a state-wide decision anyways. Then again, I don't even know if it is legal in nevada, or las vegas for that matter.

[Oneironaut]

No, it's legal in all of Nevada. Don't you watch Reno 911?

[monty python]

The simple things you see are all complicated.

[graph]

It's legal in some parts. I googled it.

http://www.sexuality.org/l/workers/nevada.html

It says in the faq that it's still illegal in las vegas and reno, as well as other popular gambling sites. Something about mixing gambling and prostitution being too much sin at one time, thus fulfilling scriptures and causing the sea to turn red with blood, the genitals bleeding of their own accord, and the gnashing of teeth, I guess.

They have it a lot in those HBO specials. Yeah, I watch those. I don't know why, some are just funny. Especially that one girl who's in spiderbabe and lord of the g-string and etc.

[Garden Knowm]

some times when I cruzzzzzzzzzzzz..

I'll walk out to a field where nobody is right and wrong..

where there is nothing to prove..
and the lighting is so perfect that I can actually see you for the first time...

i love you

[CaptainDankNuggets]

IM FUCKING BLAZZZZZED,AND TRIPPIN HARDCORE

[Oneironaut]

Prostitution is also legal in Holland. Yet one more reason to move to Amsterdam.

[benagain]

OMFG. This thread has made me laugh so hard tonight for some reason :D . I can actually picture a bunch of people sitting around high as hell talking about random shit. Good times :stoned:

[graph]

Prostitution is also legal in Holland. Yet one more reason to move to Amsterdam.
Are you serious? It took you this long to tell me? Get the trailer ready, we're movin to amsterdam

[GHoSToKeR]

I don't think prostitution should remain illegal anywhere, but it's not something I would personally divulge in, I don't see what's hot about having sex with somebody who would probably give anything in the world to not be having sex with you.

You're right dude, nobody gets hurt when somebody pays for an orgasm, but people would say that people do get hurt when the person you're paying is an 11 year old girl. Of course legalising and regulating prostitution would help prevent that to some extent, but people just don't think like that.. That's why they're assholes. :)

[Garden Knowm]

i know this girl that really does not like it when i stick my finger in her belly button.... but she is working on relaxing and accepting it..

she is trying to change her ways...

:)

[3rdEyeVision]

when I was around 8 years old my uncle showed me the red light district, funniest shit ever he's such a cool guy.

[graph]

i know this girl that really does not like it when i stick my finger in her belly button.... but she is working on relaxing and accepting it..

she is trying to change her ways...

:)
I'm not quite sure how a comment with such seeming harmlessness happened to make me feel as bad as I did when I read it.

Seriously, though, I feel really uncomfortable when I look at this post... like I'm Dudley and your Gordon Jump in that Different Strokes episode about "Touching"

[Garden Knowm]

she just has a real sensitiove belly button.... when she is sleeping I sometimes would fill it with water..

it looked like a watering hole for ants...

[Garden Knowm]

when I was around 8 years old my uncle showed me the red light district, funniest shit ever he's such a cool guy.


COOL!!!

my uncle took me to R rated movies... My oparents would get mad..

so he started to cover my eyes during the NUDE scenes...

that sucked...

But I think now, I appreciate nudity more...

Nudity is fun

[graph]

Alright, now you're just trying to scare me.

Nudity is fun, in the right environment.

I would never want to, say, cook in the nude, or go to war in the nude.

As for that girl you know, make sure to tell her I send her my condolences.

[Garden Knowm]

cooking in the nude can be dangerous...

then again..
so can crossing the street fully clothed..
and actually, crossing the street naked is probably safer than crossing clothed....
cause people would stop for you...

hmmmm....
interesting


: )
love

[Oneironaut]

Cooking in the nude is fun, although it can lead to painful (yet easily hidden) scars if you're not careful. And war is a stupid idea, clothed or not.

[Garden Knowm]

when I see YOU...

I love you...

You are so perfect...

We have never met... you are flawless...

and I accept you even as Diahrea flows from your mouth...

iloveyou

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, when's the new season of "Reno 911" starting?

[3rdEyeVision]

I've burnt myself sooo many times from hot oil splashing on me when I cook without a shirt

[Garden Knowm]

do the burns look like hicky's ?

[Fan o KmK]

WHAT?! WEDS LEGAL IN NEVADA?!?!?!! sm1 back this up before i jizz myself.

[geonagual]

Yeah, I just went to the kitchen and got some Cocoa Comets and Milk.

Cocoa Comets are Cocoa Puffs generic friend:thumbsup:

[graph]

WHAT?! WEDS LEGAL IN NEVADA?!?!?!! sm1 back this up before i jizz myself.
no, prostitution. To some people that's better, to some it's worse.

[3rdEyeVision]

the burns look more like blistering bubbling peaches lol

[Garden Knowm]

hmmmmm...

:)

[graph]

so, in a way, it's kind of like a hickey.

The kind I give, anyways.

[Reefer Rogue]

Wow, I'm really stoned.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

me 3:stoned:

me7.... erm, 4

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Wow, I'm really stoned.

PMSL