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BestTonicIsChronic
03-26-2006, 01:58 AM
When ever I smoke some good weed Ill be sitting their and then all of a sudden I think of some chick, and than something happends and I can actually feel my self fucking her. Its fucking amazing, its like a sex dream cept you have FULL control, and you can feel each curve, everything! The only thing better is the real thing, or is it, cuz you get to pick any chick you can think of. Anyone else have this happen?
cannabis campbell
03-26-2006, 02:18 AM
When ever I smoke some good weed Ill be sitting their and then all of a sudden I think of some chick, and than something happends and I can actually feel my self fucking her. Its fucking amazing, its like a sex dream cept you have FULL control, and you can feel each curve, everything! The only thing better is the real thing, or is it, cuz you get to pick any chick you can think of. Anyone else have this happen?

a. no what chick did you pick then lmao jenna jameson?

b. and since you had full control what did you do can you only just sit there? lol

c. and what type of weed did you have?

d. was this while you were smoking it or after when you were stoned?
beachguy in thongs
03-26-2006, 03:05 AM
e. did you offer her any?
turtle420
03-26-2006, 03:09 AM
Ahahahaaa.... oooook man.

Next time, get a flesh-and-blood partner... it'll be much better!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
03-26-2006, 03:39 AM
It is my duty to inform you that the hopeless virgin that resides within this body is telling you you need to get a hot girl high and have your way with her.
Jim Morrison
03-26-2006, 03:58 AM
ive had the same thing happen to me the weed gave a great body and mind high that when i imagined something happening to my penis i could feel it it was great im sure if i didnt stop imagining the sex i would have blew a load in my pants with just my mind
d00d989
03-26-2006, 04:28 AM
sometimes if i jerk off when im really baked it feels about 10 times better than normal.
PureEvil760
03-26-2006, 05:22 AM
maybe she is astraly fucking you..
insanity
03-26-2006, 08:18 AM
Sometimes I get a similar thing. i have a a few vids I made with my gf, and when I am high and I watch them I can sorta remember the sensations.
CaptainDankNuggets
03-26-2006, 08:23 AM
U PIMP^^
Reefer Rogue
03-26-2006, 10:56 AM
Clever title.
HiddenBeauty
03-26-2006, 11:19 AM
Lmao you guys are so funny

Have any of you seen the entity?That is what this reminded me of except it was a female getting some.
BestTonicIsChronic
03-26-2006, 03:56 PM
Ya turtle 420 is right a flesh and blood partner would be way better, but most of my token buddies are guys and I dunno bout you but I dont roll that way. I like that tho astraly fucking lol. And I no its not just because it was a certain strain of weed cuz I can make it happen with any kind. And to answer Cambells last question, it happends during the peak, like 10-15 mins after toking. O I am also a realy easy bake, I never just get high, I get fucking ripped no matter how much I have.