The what if...? thread

[Crispyfried]

So on bbc.com there's this story about a dude with no arms caught speeding. What if he was also smoking a joint? would that be possible? And if so could he just say in court that that's impossible and get away with it? Also, what if pot was legalized, how many plants would you have growing at one time? I'd have a jungle of them in my house.

[rastabill89]

what if your mom came in your room naked and said "sex me up"?

[da haze meister]

So on bbc.com there's this story about a dude with no arms caught speeding. What if he was also smoking a joint? would that be possible? And if so could he just say in court that that's impossible and get away with it? Also, what if pot was legalized, how many plants would you have growing at one time? I'd have a jungle of them in my house.
Which leads me to my next point kids, dont smoke crack.

[orangeman]

how many plants would you have growing at one time? I'd have a jungle of them in my house.

Probably 5 at a time..

[Crispyfried]

What if the Marijuana Party won the Presidential election?

[Genuine17]

What if this thread gets deleted

[orangeman]

What if this thread gets deleted

What if I said no? Lol.

[Crispyfried]

What if you shared a joint with God?

[Oneironaut]

What if Fidel Castro invaded and took over America?

What if the moon spontaneously exploded?

What if George W. Bush converted to Islam?

What if the Pope got struck by lightning?

What if everybody on earth coincidentally sneezed at the exact same time?

[ERBA]

what if weed grew on trees....

[Crispyfried]

What if people from Amsterdam terraformed the Moon so that it became covered with super space weed? And how much would it cost? And would stoners want to be astronauts?

[Oneironaut]

What if every time somebody finished an ounce of weed, a baggie with an ounce of weed fell out of the sky somewhere else in the world?

[Crispyfried]

What if I got one of those baggies from the sky and broke it up into ten smaller baggies, then smoked all the weed from all the baggies, would ten small baggies fall from the sky somewhere else in the world?

[o0gettin high0o]

what is this is all you had to do on a sat. night hahaha, learn to go out its more fun........

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what is this is all you had to do on a sat. night hahaha, learn to go out its more fun........
You realize you're posting too, right? I believe the scientific term is "pot calling the kettle black"

[higher4hockey]

nine times out of ten, i would be intoxicated by now. unfortonately for me i have a sore throat. i don't think a bar filled with smoke would be a good idea


what if i didnt have a sore throat...imagine the possibilities

[da haze meister]

You realize you're posting too, right? I believe the scientific term is "pot calling the kettle black"
lol i kept reading that thinking it was the pot calling the kettle back
back to what
and im like
wtf
:rasta: :pimp: :smokin: :stoned:

[Oneironaut]

What if pots could talk?

What if pot could talk? You'd open up your baggie, all the nugs would be begging for mercy. "OH NO HE TOOK ALICE!" "ALICE NO!" "HE'S TEARING HER LIMB FROM LIMB!" "THE HUMANITY!" "PLEASE DON'T BURN ME MISTER, I'M JUST AN INNOCENT BUD!"

I am so high. :stoned:

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What if pots could talk?

What if pot could talk? You'd open up your baggie, all the nugs would be begging for mercy. "OH NO HE TOOK ALICE!" "ALICE NO!" "HE'S TEARING HER LIMB FROM LIMB!" "THE HUMANITY!" "PLEASE DON'T BURN ME MISTER, I'M JUST AN INNOCENT BUD!"

I am so high. :stoned:
I'd enjoy smoking the nugs all the more. I'd perhaps even lay them out and number them, let the nugs know how long they have until their time is up.

[benagain]

Man, I'd love to have little people nugs. I'd get a bunch of em drunk and lock them in a room to breed. Then I'd smoke all of the little babies :smokin:

[Genuine17]

What if Fidel Castro invaded and took over America?

What if the moon spontaneously exploded?

What if George W. Bush converted to Islam?

What if the Pope got struck by lightning?

What if everybody on earth coincidentally sneezed at the exact same time?

We would be communists.

We would no longer have tides.

He would now be Islamac.

We would get a new pope.

There would be a lot of "God Bless you's."

[Genuine17]

What if I got one of those baggies from the sky and broke it up into ten smaller baggies, then smoked all the weed from all the baggies, would ten small baggies fall from the sky somewhere else in the world?

ROFL your so high

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What if there was a magical baggie that would refill whenever empty?

Would you sell its contents, or give it away to people for free?

[Genuine17]

What if there was a magical baggie that would refill whenever empty?

Would you sell its contents, or give it away to people for free?

Both the question is, how well do I like you?

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Point taken.

I myself would do a little bit of both. I'd give it to people who were just using it to smoke, and sell it to people who plan on re-selling it, but for cheap prices. I mean, if it came to me for the price of nothing, it'd be wrong to be stingy with it.

[Oneironaut]

What if there was a magical baggie that would refill whenever empty?

Would you sell its contents, or give it away to people for free?
That reminds me of a joke.

A hippie is walking through the desert and comes across a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie pops out. The genie says "I am a genie, and I would grant you three wishes, but I was just having sex with my wife so I'm only going to grant you two."

The hippies says "No, way man. That's awesome. I wish for a joint that lasts forever." Poof! In his hand is a joint. He starts smoking it and no matter how much he smokes it doesn't get any shorter! :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: After he gets really really stoned, the genie asks him what his second wish is.

He says "Wow man, this thing is far out! I want another one!"

[Mingles]

What if there was a magical baggie that would refill whenever empty?

Take it a step further... If you held that magical refilling baggie upside down, would it just continually pour out weed? Like a weed faucet?

/a bit lit

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In my idea it doesn't. Once the bag is empty you hear chimes and there's a blinding glow from inside the bag and there it is! Just like the day it was bought from that three-fingered gypsy!