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LvT
03-25-2006, 06:17 PM
Hey! Last weeks I prepared bananas peals with the following receip and I gave it to a friend and ... he said that bananas don't work ! ;) So... if you are enough dumb (like my friend) to smoke bananas peals, don't do it .. get the REAL THING!! (lsd, mush or weed ... or speed or X!! :D I LOVE SPEED!!!! :smokin:)


The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels
Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)
Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.
Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.
Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything!
Hope this helps! And all of you who say bananas don't work can just shut up.

Receip's source: Click here (http://users.lycaeum.org/~sputnik/Humor/banadine.html)

And sorry ... my english is bad ;)

andruejaysin
03-25-2006, 06:38 PM
That recipe works great, but you must inject the bannadine, heat destroys it.

mochil69
03-26-2006, 02:13 AM
ur joking right????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????///////hahhhh

andruejaysin
03-26-2006, 03:01 AM
ur joking right????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????///////hahhhhyeah, but i guess i should make that clear before some idiot tries it.

karmaxul
03-26-2006, 03:08 AM
Banana peels contain potasium which is a alkaline. You can double boil potassium pills in a strong alcohol and make a cheap vertion of meth from it. Takes a while for the reaction to happen.

mochil69
03-26-2006, 03:19 AM
haha potassium is thyt shit in that one movie where wthat kid almost died


ahhha


hone3y i shrunk the kids man


hah


anywyas you eat pills not boil them:smokin: :smokin: :pimp: :rasta: :stoned: :stoned: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

karmaxul
03-26-2006, 03:38 AM
Ya dont make a lab unless you know what you are doing cause if you do it wrong you could die sure.

andruejaysin
03-26-2006, 04:58 AM
Banana peels contain potasium which is a alkaline. You can double boil potassium pills in a strong alcohol and make a cheap vertion of meth from it. Takes a while for the reaction to happen.I hope this is a joke. If not, I've forgotten more about making meth than you'll learn is you live to be a hundred years old, and that is utter bullshit.

Sinsemilla Jones
03-26-2006, 05:02 AM
:rasta::rasta::rasta::rasta::rasta:





When I peel my banana it works just fine.

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:









































Well, you had to know that was coming.

:p

Slip on that.

:):upsidedow:):upsidedow:):upsidedow:):upsidedow:)

karmaxul
03-26-2006, 05:42 AM
I hope this is a joke. If not, I've forgotten more about making meth than you'll learn is you live to be a hundred years old, and that is utter bullshit.

Man I am lost, what are you saying?

andruejaysin
03-26-2006, 05:57 AM
Man I am lost, what are you saying?I'm saying pottasium has no role in the manufactuter of meth, beyond (maybe) as the reactive metal in a birch. If you're still lost, perhaps you should just concead the point.

karmaxul
03-26-2006, 06:07 AM
Thanks for the lesson sir. I thank you for bestowing your vast wisdom on a mere peasent such as myself. I am honored a person of your class even speaks to me. ( I typed this while bowing your grace)

Oneironaut
03-26-2006, 06:41 AM
You've gotta be pretty fucking stupid to smoke banana peels. You think the DEA would let a hallucinogenic fruit into every American household? Banana peels don't get you high. The guy who came up with the recipe even admitted it:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020426.html

CaptainDankNuggets
03-26-2006, 08:40 AM
haha

andruejaysin
03-26-2006, 06:49 PM
Thanks for the lesson sir. I thank you for bestowing your vast wisdom on a mere peasent such as myself. I am honored a person of your class even speaks to me. ( I typed this while bowing your grace)
Yeah, I came across like a dick, my bad.

weadboy420
03-26-2006, 07:04 PM
I'm saying pottasium has no role in the manufactuter of meth, beyond (maybe) as the reactive metal in a birch. If you're still lost, perhaps you should just concead the point.Potasium metal can be used as a catalyst to make phenylacetone from ethyl acetate and toluene.

andruejaysin
03-26-2006, 07:52 PM
^^have you actually tried this? i think i know where you found this, and it looks more theoretical than a tested method.

acrca
03-26-2006, 09:15 PM
hey you guys all trust erowid right?
check this out
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/humor/humor_bannanadine1.shtml

Oneironaut
03-26-2006, 10:13 PM
Notice, however, that it is in the humor section of Erowid.

187
03-26-2006, 11:50 PM
Notice, however, that it is in the humor section of Erowid.
hahhahaha