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hobochaser
03-23-2006, 11:36 AM
I hear that first time smoking pot, You dont get high because you usually dont do it right. How do i do it right so i get high and dont waste any of my friends weed?, Also whats the best method for a couple of newbies, Such as me and my buddy, We wouldn't be making the bowl, bong, joint, whatever, The dealer would. Whats the easiest way tog et high your first time? ( method of smoking):rasta: :pimp: :stoned: :thumbsup:
TheAtomicPunk
03-23-2006, 11:38 AM
Bong!!! Do it do it do it! It will be an event you will remember forever.
MullManiac
03-23-2006, 12:01 PM
Make sure u take it deep into your lungs, if you dont cough the first time then somethings wrong and you need to take a bigger hit!
JunkYard
03-23-2006, 12:46 PM
Just inhale the smoke, and hold it long enough for your lungs to absorb the thc. I'd say between 5-10 seconds.
I also recomend starting out with a joint. Sometimes using a bong is difficult for beginners.
Have fun,
Hollandica
03-23-2006, 03:24 PM
And make sure your dealer puts all of *your* weed in the bong and not his own baggy :P
enthused
03-23-2006, 03:26 PM
yeah pretty much make sure you get it in your lungs and hold it in, youll be good.
It's true, alot of people dont do it right the first time. When i first did it it took me till the 3rd attempt. Then i couldnt belive it, its was mental, and i LOVED it, it wa then i knew i had found something that will be with me all my life.
I'd say bong, but then again, a joint is better to have with a mate. Roll it up pure, no baccy, makes it a contaminated high, not as nice, take the hit, make sure you inhale it deep and leave it for about 5 secs. You should start to feel things slowing down. Move your head around, like turn around, it should feel as though your eyes move after your head has. Some people tend to freak out too, but you shouldnt. THeres nothing dangerous about cannabis, and no matter how much you smoke, it cant kill you, so smoke up and enjoy. Good luck getting high man, i hope you love it. Tell us about it after you've done it.
BestTonicIsChronic
03-23-2006, 09:50 PM
Ya I made this mistake a few times before I got high finnaly on like my 3rd time. YOU HAVE TO INHALE AIR WITH THE WEED!!! I didnt smoke cigs. r anyhting like that before weed. For all you brand new newbs that have never smoke n e thing in their lives. Take a big hit, add air, hold for at least 20-30 secs and youll definatly get high your first time. O and dont think about how fast your heart is pumping, cuz I will only get worst this way.
miraz
03-23-2006, 09:56 PM
Yeah i agree if you dont cough your not taking a big enough hit. But post your story if you get real high b/c its always fun to hear peoples first time.
imagoober
03-23-2006, 10:00 PM
:) your going to have a blast, just remember even if your throat hurts or a increased heart beat, dont worry NOTHING bad is going to happen to you, the worst would be you throwing up but not likely, and dont get all paranoid the rest of the world isnt coming for you just chill and enjoy it!:D
OrangeKush
03-23-2006, 10:01 PM
Ya I made this mistake a few times before I got high finnaly on like my 3rd time. YOU HAVE TO INHALE AIR WITH THE WEED!!! I didnt smoke cigs. r anyhting like that before weed. For all you brand new newbs that have never smoke n e thing in their lives. Take a big hit, add air, hold for at least 20-30 secs and youll definatly get high your first time. O and dont think about how fast your heart is pumping, cuz I will only get worst this way.
The same was true for me. The first thing I EVER smoked was weed, and I definately didnt inhale it right. The second time was a completely different story however....:thumbsup:
hobochaser
03-23-2006, 10:54 PM
OK, Well my friend told me at lunch today how to make a a ''bowl'' out of a soda can, He sorta turned it so its on the round part, then made a sort of ''bowl'' for the weed and he said to poke small hole sin that part and then on the side poke a whole thasta little bigger and tahts the rush hole. He didnt specify whether or not i need a pipe or not to put in the part where you orginally drink the soda from. He just said thats where u get the smoke frmo, and he told me to just light the weed when its on top. But idk if its gonna work good, Can someone clarify it for me or should i just have the dealer of my friends roll the joint? Oh and ill post my story this weekend or next ;)
OK, Well my friend told me at lunch today how to make a a ''bowl'' out of a soda can, He sorta turned it so its on the round part, then made a sort of ''bowl'' for the weed and he said to poke small hole sin that part and then on the side poke a whole thasta little bigger and tahts the rush hole. He didnt specify whether or not i need a pipe or not to put in the part where you orginally drink the soda from. He just said thats where u get the smoke frmo, and he told me to just light the weed when its on top. But idk if its gonna work good, Can someone clarify it for me or should i just have the dealer of my friends roll the joint? Oh and ill post my story this weekend or next ;)
What you were saying is fine. Just take an empty soda can, turn it on its side, mouthpiece side up. Bend the shaft a little and poke small holes in it . Then make a bigger hole on the left side and pack the weed right on top of the small holes.. Take your hit with your finger on the shotty (the big hole) , then let the shotty go at the end and inhale the rest.
:stoned: :stoned: :stoned:
Frivolous248
03-23-2006, 11:09 PM
Uhh, I'm pretty sure you don't get high the first time because the first time your body doesn't know how to react to it, not because you don't 'do it right'. In fact I'm practically positive, cause I really don't see how you can 'do it wrong', as if its something you need to learn, if you don't blow out any smoke, then its common sense you didn't even take a hit.
hobochaser
03-23-2006, 11:17 PM
No man, Its not because your body isnt used to it. Ive read around, And its because you dont inhale it right. Well thanks for the tips guys, any more? How do i know im not getting ripped off? Does anyone have a sn on AIM i can talk to on because its easier to talk on there. mines ''AIM Disortion'' Without the quotes
hobochaser
03-23-2006, 11:18 PM
I mean Paranoid6665150, My old sn was aim distortion.
TheAtomicPunk
03-24-2006, 01:42 AM
Oh yea! and Don't eat ANYTHING before you smoke, than hit that bong. lol
hobochaser
03-24-2006, 09:28 AM
Why shouldn't i eat anything?
natedogg92
03-24-2006, 07:43 PM
heres what you do: DONT EVER SMOKE OUT OF A CAN, OR ANYTHING ALLUMINUM, WHOEVER SUGGESTED THAT MAKES ME SICK. second,you can smoke out of anything(if you are creative),just put the herb on,light it and breath through the other hole
del...
03-24-2006, 08:03 PM
ah come on, we've all used a can or piece of foil when in a pinch...granted, they're not to be used regularly, or even often, but when there's no bowl or papers around there's almost always a can to be used...it's an emergency after all! but once again, nate is correct in that it's not the most healthy thing one can do. neither is smoking...but what are we gonna do?
Uhh, I'm pretty sure you don't get high the first time because the first time your body doesn't know how to react to it, not because you don't 'do it right'. In fact I'm practically positive, cause I really don't see how you can 'do it wrong', as if its something you need to learn, if you don't blow out any smoke, then its common sense you didn't even take a hit.
I got high my first time.:stoned:
orangeman
03-25-2006, 12:01 AM
I dont know who came up with that...that has to be an opinion because the first time I smoked I got high. You feel different, your heart races faster and some times things go slower, if those arent indicators to let a first timer know their high I dont know what is lol.
pixel
03-25-2006, 12:30 AM
Ya I made this mistake a few times before I got high finnaly on like my 3rd time. YOU HAVE TO INHALE AIR WITH THE WEED!!! I didnt smoke cigs. r anyhting like that before weed. For all you brand new newbs that have never smoke n e thing in their lives. Take a big hit, add air, hold for at least 20-30 secs and youll definatly get high your first time. O and dont think about how fast your heart is pumping, cuz I will only get worst this way.
20-30 seconds is just straight up oxygen deprivation and you don't get anymore THC than you do when you hold it in 3-7 seconds... you do, however, get a healthy dose of carcinogens that you could blow right out if you held it for less time.. plus if i held my breath that long for how many hits i take in how little time my high would be fucked by headaches and shit... so i wouldnt recommend holding in your smoke that long. 5 seconds is the perfect amount of time
Fan o KmK
03-25-2006, 01:49 AM
if i dont have that much weed or something sometimes to get real high i take a semi-large rip and then take the piece away from my mouth and keep inhaling. so u get a little bit of fresh air that pushes the smoke deeper into your lungs. try that.
Baker420
03-25-2006, 06:53 AM
Uhh, I'm pretty sure you don't get high the first time because the first time your body doesn't know how to react to it, not because you don't 'do it right'. In fact I'm practically positive, cause I really don't see how you can 'do it wrong', as if its something you need to learn, if you don't blow out any smoke, then its common sense you didn't even take a hit.
you my friend, are an idiot...so your saying that if i smoke some crack i wont get high because ive never smoked it before? or maybe if i drink some alcohol i wont get drunk if ive never done it before? My first time smoking i got blazed because i knew how to inhale it. Thats all there is to it..... and if you dont know how to inhale do this : take a hit, suck it in, then take a deep breath.:thumbsup:
Frivolous248
03-25-2006, 04:55 PM
Who said anything about crack, or alcohol? Your just comparing apples to firetrucks.
I just know I've heard more people not get high their first time, even if they did smoke it 'the right way'. This really still doesn't make sense how you can do it wrong. My one friend said he took like 20 hits and still didn't feel anything. I'll do an experiment once I find someone who has never smoked before. I definitely know when I smoked the first time I inhaled, and took a few nice hits, blowing out smoke and everything. I don't know how I would inhale wrong, I only know one way to inhale.
CChrisgat05
03-25-2006, 06:33 PM
lol baker thats great you my friend are an idiot I laughed me ass off lol but anyways i dont remeber much of my first time except for the part where i was chillin at this boys crib smokein cigs and he pulled out this large bag of mj and my first time was with a glass steam roller and i deff got fucked up my first i just dont remeber much of it
Mary Jane x3
03-25-2006, 06:43 PM
I think you the first time you do get high you just dont know your high yet.
Baker420
03-25-2006, 07:02 PM
Who said anything about crack, or alcohol? Your just comparing apples to firetrucks.
I just know I've heard more people not get high their first time, even if they did smoke it 'the right way'. This really still doesn't make sense how you can do it wrong. My one friend said he took like 20 hits and still didn't feel anything. I'll do an experiment once I find someone who has never smoked before. I definitely know when I smoked the first time I inhaled, and took a few nice hits, blowing out smoke and everything. I don't know how I would inhale wrong, I only know one way to inhale.
what makes herb different from alcohol or crack? it changes a state of mind, all done by chemicals. And about the 20 hits your friend took, well think of it this way... when i smoke a cigar, i can take 20 hits and not get a buzz because i dont inhale. Now if i inhaled that 20 hits, then i would def. be buzzin my ass off.
and the first time i smoked, barely any smoke came out because i held it in so long...that could be another reason...they dont kno to hold it in.
Frivolous248
03-25-2006, 11:25 PM
...Who doesn't inhale when they smoke weed? I smoked weed the same exact way the second time I did it. And if your saying you don't get high from not smoking it right, your technically saying anyone can smoke right now, and do it wrong, but still not get high even if they've been smoking for years.
FrEe ThE WeEd
03-26-2006, 03:29 AM
you my friend, are an idiot...so your saying that if i smoke some crack i wont get high because ive never smoked it before? or maybe if i drink some alcohol i wont get drunk if ive never done it before? My first time smoking i got blazed because i knew how to inhale it. Thats all there is to it..... and if you dont know how to inhale do this : take a hit, suck it in, then take a deep breath.:thumbsup:
lol
yzstoned
03-26-2006, 05:01 AM
i think its just luck of the draw some people i kno smoked right the first time nd nothing happened, like i witnessed it. but i have heard of people getting high the 1st time, so i dunno. but not knowing how to inhale u obviously wont get high.
CChrisgat05
03-26-2006, 06:49 AM
yea honestly i dont know i think when u are first smoking the 1st time u get high u dont realize your high because you dont know what to expect so u kinda are asking question subconciously not knowing what high feels like
mojoke
03-26-2006, 07:34 AM
yea honestly i dont know i think when u are first smoking the 1st time u get high u dont realize your high because you dont know what to expect so u kinda are asking question subconciously not knowing what high feels like
thats why you gotta go big your first time! i recommend finding someone who has there shit down who can teach you how to roll a joint and has a piece, then get like an 1/8th each and just straight up roll joints and smoke all day/night, guaranteed to get you fucked your first time, and have the greatest high you'll ever have.
TheAtomicPunk
03-26-2006, 05:37 PM
when i smoke a cigar, i can take 20 hits and not get a buzz because i dont inhale. Now if i inhaled that 20 hits, then i would def. be buzzin my ass off.
Do you mean blunt? :confused:
You know you can't get high off of a cigar, right?
and that 20 hits of a blunt would not get you 'buzzed', unless you're a beast. lol
homemade
03-26-2006, 09:12 PM
In fact I'm practically positive, cause I really don't see how you can 'do it wrong', as if its something you need to learn, if you don't blow out any smoke, then its common sense you didn't even take a hit.
ya but some ppl dont inhail correctly, they just mouth hit. to get the smoke into lungs continue to breath in after you stop puffing from the joint
plus only hold in for 2-3 seconds not 10
good luck..have fun
homemade
03-26-2006, 09:17 PM
Do you mean blunt? :confused:
You know you can't get high off of a cigar, right?
and that 20 hits of a blunt would not get you 'buzzed', unless you're a beast. lol
he means cigar, your not supposed to inhail them rele, and his buzz is his nico-fix
sorry for dp
Fan o KmK
03-26-2006, 09:22 PM
yea i think first time u get high u just dont really know what to expect so it doenst relaly register that your high. i duno jmo.
Fan o KmK
03-26-2006, 09:22 PM
oh sick as fuck i broke 1000 posts haha. yea that was random i know but w.e
CChrisgat05
03-28-2006, 09:50 PM
lol that was random
are you kind
03-28-2006, 10:00 PM
i wasn't really high my first time, but i only had a few hits. then the next time i smoked i was reallly reallly high and i ran into some people who i didn't want to know i smoked and that was really awkward. from that day forward though, it was totally on!
Possum 71803
03-29-2006, 02:52 AM
my first time was strange. i only had what i realize now was some mids, i was smoking out of a shitty tin foil water bottle bong, and i only took a few hits. then i decided nothing was happening so i went into the other room to grab something and all of a sudden i basically blacked out for a second and all of a sudden my world was like upside down. i could see my head, and i had three sets of everything, three noses, 6 eyes, etc. it only got better from there :-) but yeah i got reaaaally fucked up, more than i've ever been before or since on weed
Possum 71803
03-29-2006, 02:55 AM
it was just weird cause i don't know how i got so ripped off such a small amount and since i probably didn't even smoke it right, i coughed almost before i thought it had a chance to absorb, but i guess that just proves that thc absorbs into the lungs instantly.
growitandsmokeit
03-29-2006, 08:59 AM
If you haven't smoked before you have to learn to inhale. All you have to do is to is take the smoke in to your mouth and then in to your lungs. A lot of your newbies just draw it in to your mouth and not their lungs.
CChrisgat05
03-29-2006, 09:00 PM
if your a newbie smokin have someone yell cop if you dont inhale and thats sure to make u inhale and get high i member the first time i did that to one of m friends smokin for the first time he took a huge hit off the 4 footer i had i was like look a cop real loud and he inhaled and was like you ass hole and we laughed but he deff got high from it
duhrickjames
03-29-2006, 09:12 PM
Your body needs to break a THC 'threshold' to get high. This means that you need to smoke a crapload your first time to get high. Here are the tricks:
Always buy the best weed you can get for your first time. Money should be no object. Don't do it just to do it. Make sure you do it right.
If you don't know how to distinguish good weed from bad weed, then find someone you trust who can do it for you. You want White Widdow, Train Wreck, Diesel, BC Chronic, Blueberry, or another very well bred and grown strain. You don't want some crappy ditch weed from some two bit dealer.
The good thing about smoking joints or dry pipes is that they give you the hardest hits. This will get you high the fastest, provided that you can hold it. The good thing about bongs is that they filter the smoke so that it is less harsh, so that you can take more and hold it longer; but bongs are usually tricky for beginners and they waste weed when they are furst learning how to use a bong.
The very best method for your virst time would be out of a vaporizer. They are simple to use, and it's pretty much impossible to take too big of a hit of vape.
Hope this helps.
WeedLovingVeteran
03-31-2006, 01:10 AM
How can you not do it right?????
BOYS and GIRLS its not fucking rocket science now is it!
Blow out and breathe in only inhaling the smoke.......
DUH!
CChrisgat05
04-01-2006, 06:52 PM
weedlonvingvet thats the thing alot of newbies who have never smoked before dont know how to inhale and when u dont inhale you dont get it in you lungs and it dosent have the same effect thats wht they mean not smoke right
Reefer Rogue
04-02-2006, 09:31 AM
Have fun :rasta:
WeedLovingVeteran
04-02-2006, 01:30 PM
The first time I smoked when i was like 10-11 I inhaled straight away.....I never had that problem so i wouldnt know. I understand where he is coming from though.
spliffstar22
04-02-2006, 06:21 PM
I remember my first time, i felt like i was 300 pounds, every step i was goin so slow, it was such an amazing high, now i get like just the laughy, regular high, which is still amazing, by the way, how old are you?? I never smoked out of tinfoil anything or a pop can.. If you wanna get really high your first time, get a blunt, if your in the us get a dutchmaster, if in canada get a philly or century, if in uk i don't know. a blunt will do it for you, don't fuck around with bongs just yet, learn to roll, and you're set.........
CChrisgat05
04-03-2006, 06:51 PM
yea i dont know bongs were the first thing i smoked outta cuz i thought they were cool and thats what i smoked for my first time they aint hard if someone tell ya how to do it right
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