Please read this...

[AcidFreak]

It's not long at all, and I really need your feedback...it's a link to a thread of mine in the Drug Testing forum, but we all know no one really goes there, and I need an answer badly...thanks a lot in advance

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?p=677579#post677579

[C4nn4Bliss]

Hey man i hear your problem and I use this everytime!!!!

first dilute the sample to buy you a couple days, then ASAP you need to get some creatine supplements. Take em everyday to make sure that you have abnormally high levels of creatinine(whats left after your body uses the creatine) in your sample. Morning of the test drink water till you get sick and unload your bladder a few times till your pissing water. 3-4 hours before the test take some b-12 or another vitamin to color your piss.

The only reason you cant really just color some faucet water is because the first thing they check for is creatinine to make sure you didnt load up on water but youll have taken care of this buy compensating for the extra water with extra creatinine. Good luck bro

NEVER USE BLEACH OR ANYHTING HARMFUL!

[turtle420]

Damn it... I'm waiting over there...

[AcidFreak]

Nah someone's watching me, it's gotta be my own pee :(

So there's no way I'll be clean of JUST 3 hits (2 of which being shwag), after 5 days, weighing a mere 120 pounds? :(

[C4nn4Bliss]

did you not read my post?!?!!?

[AcidFreak]

Did you read mine? I'm on probation. They watch me pee. And I'd like to avoid a diluted sample, as it raises a red flag, so I'd really like to know if I'm likely to be clean by this point or not.

EDIT: Wait, they check for the creatinine levels? And THAT'S how they determine whether it's diluted or not?

[C4nn4Bliss]

hey fuckface did you read mine???? it works if your on probation! they can watch you do this!!! second there is nothing illegal about drinking alot of water ya shithead. Say you are getting sick and your doc told you to stay hydrated....

I used this on 2 different probation officers and it works, maybe you cant understand what i said.....

TO DILUTE YOUR SAMPLE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOAD UP ON WATER SO WHEN YOU PISS YOU PISS WATER OUT, THEY CALL YOU FOR ANOTHER TEST, BETWEEN THIS TIME YOU DO WHAT I SAID, TAKE YOUR CREATINE SUPPLEMENTS AND DRINK WATER ALONG WITH A B-12 VITAMIN TO COLOR YOUR FUCKING PISS

yeah from what i know checking for creatinine/ph/?????(forget that one) is the first thing they do, first red flag is a abnormal colored piss,lack of creatinine is the second red flag

people like you piss me off, you want to dodge probation but you cant even read a simple fucking paragraph

[AcidFreak]

God damn dude, you need to chill out. Christ. I didn't quite understand what you meant the first time, it's not really necessary to switch to ultra-douchebag mode.

I'm not interested in trying to 'dodge' probation per se, I fucked up by taking those tokes when I was drunk, I just wanna get it out of my system and get it behind me so I don't have to worry about it anymore. Unless other people can vouche for this method, because I really don't want to rely on it, find out it's bogus, and wind up in fuckin' jail.

Can anyone please tell me whether they think I am legitimately CLEAN by this point? Please???

[C4nn4Bliss]

whatever, then dont say something but mean something else


Did you read mine? I'm on probation. They watch me pee.


I didn't quite understand what you meant the first time

its not that hard of a process to understand, if you only want to know if you are clean go buy a at home test kit and test yourself

[C4nn4Bliss]

Nobody can tell you if you are clean or not.......

[AcidFreak]

a) That's the part I didn't understand, to be honest I saw the words 'creatinine' and 'B-12 tablets' in your post and skipped over it because I figured that was just a method for it to come up diluted, and I just want to know if I should be clean or not

b) I probably will get an at home drug test, but it's a lot cheaper to get a good amount of people here to say 'Nah man, you'll be fine', or if I'm NOT fine, how long it should be 'til I will be.

So...should I be clean by now??

[C4nn4Bliss]

but it's a lot cheaper to get a good amount of people here to say 'Nah man, you'll be fine', or if I'm NOT fine, how long it should be 'til I will be.

if your so concerned about going to jail i suggest you be smarter than that, nobody here can honestly tell you if you are clean or not, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE

[AcidFreak]

Dude, I just want to know if it's likely that I'm clean by now or not!! It's not that complicated! Yes I know "it's not possible for you to know for sure", I'm not asking for a 100% answer, I'm asking if it's LIKELY.

[Jennifer K]

If you really only smoked 3 hits (this depends on if you were clean before the 3 hits) you should be just fine. Try not to test first thing in the morning and do drink alot of tea, water, juice whatever you like and pee as many times as you can before you go. Being an everyday smoker I have still cleaned up in as little as 10 days for jobs. Good luck. You will be ok.:stoned:

[C4nn4Bliss]

If you really only smoked 3 hits (this depends on if you were clean before the 3 hits) you should be just fine. Try not to test first thing in the morning and do drink alot of tea, water, juice whatever you like and pee as many times as you can before you go. Being an everyday smoker I have still cleaned up in as little as 10 days for jobs. Good luck. You will be ok.:stoned:


So this guy faces going to jail and you still give him faulty advice???? Yours were for jobs anyway....You think they use the same test methods for probation as jobs?? You think a job would test for dilution???? I highly doubt that. When you say drink alot of liquids your telling him to dilute his sample....

Acid go test yourself and do not rely on what anyone says no matter how many people say it

[AcidFreak]

How sure are you? By the time I take my drug test, it will have been 4 days and 19 hours since I toked...GOD I wish I had just never done it in the fucking first place :mad:

[AcidFreak]

K good point...damn I guess I'll go pick one up tomorrow after school, wish I didn't have to waste the money though...oh well at least I'll know.

[C4nn4Bliss]

an answer like jennifers should make you realize most people are more than glad to talk out of their ass for you

its not a waste bro, its being prepared!! and not lettin the system fuck you!!

good luck

[Jeff Spicoli]

lol internet

[Jennifer K]

How sure are you? By the time I take my drug test, it will have been 4 days and 19 hours since I toked...GOD I wish I had just never done it in the fucking first place :mad:
If your not lying about how many hits or the days since, you don't weight that much and you have been taking vitamins and or eating/drinking alot to flush out your system(not to dilute your pee) I think you should be just fine. Probably learned a good lesson too.:stoned:

[C4nn4Bliss]

lol @ Jeff Spicolo lol'ing @ internet

[AcidFreak]

an answer like jennifers should make you realize most people are more than glad to talk out of their ass for you

its not a waste bro, its being prepared!! and not lettin the system fuck you!!

good luck

Thanks man, we got off to kind of a bad start haha, but thanks for the advice.

Jennifer, sorry, but the fact alone that you think water cleans out your system makes me pretty glad I didn't take your advice and just take my drug test like normal tomorrow.

I haven't been taking any vitamins, I haven't been eating much at all, and I've worked out a bit (not too much). Everything else I've said has been 100% true.

[C4nn4Bliss]

anytime man, if you ended up bein dirty i can dig up multiple sources that give exact instructions on how to piss clean and reliably

[C4nn4Bliss]

dont work out either before the test, burns fat cells that have the THC in them, big no-no