how to spoil a little girl's fun!!

[Toffee]

my friend went to the grocer to buy something and there was a lady with her 5 year old daughter. the shopkeeper saw how cute this little girl was and told her "how much do you love your mummy?" innocently and with a lot of enthusiasim, she spread oud her arms as far as she could and told him "this much!" with a big smile on her face
then my friend interrupted the 'conversation' and told the little girl, "do you know how much i love my mummy?" and she shook her head. then he spread out his arms 3 times wider than her's and with a satisfied grin he said " this much!"
the poor little girl little girl almost broke into tears when she saw he loved his mummy 3 times more than her, and she went hiding behind her mummy's legs, i the she felt like she let her mother down

lol!!! lmao!!

[Lily420]

awww

i personally dislike 5 year olds....:pimp: but thats cute.

[Kryzco]

that was mean

deliciously mean

LMFAO!!!

[Toffee]

that was mean

deliciously mean
hahahaha

[orangeman]

Rofl, funniest story ever xD.

[Fengzi]

There's a popular children's book called "Guess How Much I Love You" that sounds a lot like this story. Except, of course, that it's two rabbits talking to each other :p

[Bong30]

I have a 4 and 5 year old. I see stuff like that all the time.

you didnt mean her any harm, she is just that inocent and it is beutiful.


Here is one for ya,

I was looking for one of those power wheel cars for them for christmas.

I went to toyrus, and i was trying to play it off like i wasnt looking for one of them.

I got back to the area where the cars are, and the one i was looking for was sold out.

The 5 year old is catching on, that they are gone, and she looks up at me and says...

Dad "cant the elves make some more"

i melted.... cute stuff

When you have kids you realize what life is about. IMO

[mrdevious]

HAHAHA, I was just reading this thread when I turned on the t.v. and cnn came on saying "Do you hate other people's children? well we took a poll....".

I think I'm going to start believing in god now, but only as a prankster with nothing better to do.

[Toffee]

I have a 4 and 5 year old. I see stuff like that all the time.

you didnt mean her any harm, she is just that inocent and it is beutiful.


Here is one for ya,

I was looking for one of those power wheel cars for them for christmas.

I went to toyrus, and i was trying to play it off like i wasnt looking for one of them.

I got back to the area where the cars are, and the one i was looking for was sold out.

The 5 year old is catching on, that they are gone, and she looks up at me and says...

Dad "cant the elves make some more"

i melted.... cute stuff

When you have kids you realize what life is about. IMO


lol small children are great, i wish i was still one, lol cute story, of course my friend didn't mean any harm, but it was so funny seeing how the girl let her mummy dowm by loving her less :)

[friendowl]

i like to offer some good candy
then when they are about to get it
i'll throw it in my mouth.

i read somewhere that the same impulse or whatever
that goes thru your head when you commit murder is
the same as when you take candy away from a child

[Toffee]

i read somewhere that the same impulse or whatever
that goes thru your head when you commit murder is
the same as when you take candy away from a childwow unbelievable the human mind!!

[Ganj]

You all are fucking heartless. The kid probably fears that no matter what she does she can never earn her mothers love when in actuality she has to do nothing to earn it. She'll break herself in half through her middle-school and high-school years. Become the validictorian of her class in 2019 only to be broken into pieces from a benign comment from her mother which will ultimately lead to her suicide...if and only if she is perserverent, otherwise she'll jump off her third story apartment building when she's 14.

The point is: Children are very impressionable. As if parents didn't exercise ill-mannered behaviour enough.

[Ganj]

i like to offer some good candy
then when they are about to get it
i'll throw it in my mouth.

i read somewhere that the same impulse or whatever
that goes thru your head when you commit murder is
the same as when you take candy away from a child

Except...murderers don't fall down on the ground and start pouting at the scene. Well, i'm sure there've been a few...million.

[justinsane]

i thought this thread was gonna be more on the lines of

how do you make a little girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

[Toffee]

You all are fucking heartless. The kid probably fears that no matter what she does she can never earn her mothers love when in actuality she has to do nothing to earn it. She'll break herself in half through her middle-school and high-school years. Become the valedictorian of her class in 2019 only to be broken into pieces from a benign comment from her mother which will ultimately lead to her suicide...if and only if she is perseverant, otherwise she'll jump off her third story apartment building when she's 14.
isn't that exaggerating a little???

[Reefer Rogue]

isn't that exaggerating a little???

Lol, I think he was joking.

[Ganj]

Lol, I think he was joking.

just a little...

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

i thought this thread was gonna be more on the lines of

how do you make a little girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Ahhhhh man, that aint right
I did laff tho, and cringe a lil :thumbsup:

[ghettoBlunt]

hahaha,

but your a dick, and your mom jokes are way overrated
but hey at least you ruined a little kid's day, that deserves a round of applause, you should be proud:thumbsup:

[beachguy in thongs]

There's a popular children's book called "Guess How Much I Love You" that sounds a lot like this story. Except, of course, that it's two rabbits talking to each other :p
That was elementary, wasn't it, dear Watson...:confused: