Finish the story

[GHoSToKeR]

Brian was a fish. One day he was walkin down the road with his mate the penguin, when Oprah fell out of the sky and landed on the sidewalk....

[Ammie]

I RAN OVER TO SEE IF SHE WAS OK SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE WTF. I REACHED OUT MY HAND TO HELP HER UP. AFTER SHE WAS UP SHE PULL OUT A BIG FAT SACK AND WE TOKED FOR HOURS AND LAUGHED AT HER BIG ASS FALLIN OUTTA THE SKY SHE TOLD ME IT WAS A SKY DIVIN ATTEMPT GONE BAD I WAS LIKE WTF OH WELL OPREA LETS TOKE UP SISTER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D PASS THE WEED ;)

[GHoSToKeR]

but then David Hassellhoff judo chopped oprah in the teeth, so she beat his ass with a microphone, but the microphone got up and was all like hey bitch im not gonna take ur shit anymore so he rented a cottage near the lake and....

[Ammie]

THEN THE MUPPETS CAME OVER TO PARTY WITH THE MIC THEY HAD A GREAT TIME CEPT FOR WHEN MISS PIGGY AND KERMIT GOT INTO IT WTF CANT THEY EVER GET ALONG AFTER THEY MADE UP THE CARE BEARS CAME OVER AND ...........

[GHoSToKeR]

...formed a gang of criminals and went on a robbing spree, but superman bust in on them on the shower and charged them all with larceny but it didnt go to trial so the care bears and whoopi goldberg wrote a biography and a movie with george clooney as the lead actor, who.....

[Ammie]

TOTALY FUCKED UP THE PART HE SUCKED SO BAD THEY HAD TO CALL BARNEY AND THE TELETUBBIES IN TO TAKE HIS PLACE THEY WERE ALL TOKEIN AND DRINKIN AND LAUGHIN AT CLOONEY WHO JUST DIDNT KNOW WTF TO SAY BEIN AROUND SUCH BUG STARS AND ALL SO HE GOT THE TELEBUBBIES TO SIGN HIS ........

[GHoSToKeR]

...nipple coz he told his gran he would, she was always a fan of whoever it was even tho they were related, him being her grandchild ad her being his grandmom so she made a will leavin him a inflattable bouncy castle thing but he didnt want it coz it didnt fit, so he....

[Ammie]

GAVE IT TO GOOD WILL WHERE A SMALL CHILD SEE IT AND BEGGED HER MAMA TO BUY IT THE MOTHER TOLD THE CHILD THAT SHE COULD NOT HAVE TO SO THE CHILD GOT PISSED KICKED AND SCREAMED AND THRU HERSELF INTO THE GROUND THE MOM WAS TO EMBARRACED SHE TOOK THE CHILD AND ..............

[GHoSToKeR]

....sold it to a tribe of travelling preists, who held sermans 9-5 Monday - Friday, Confessions on Sunday 12pm but were afraid of geese so they had to stay away from the goose pond where an especially goosey species of geese goosed around, who all had.......

[Ammie]

A VERY RAER GOOSE DIESE AND WAS TRY TO INFECT THE TIRBE WITH THE GOOSE LIKE POWERS WITCH IS Y THEY WERE SO AFIRDE SO THE BACK UP THE TRIBE AND MOVED TO THE GHETTO WHERE THEY WERE SAFE FROM THE GEESE BUT THEN THEY HAD TO START WORRING ABOUT ..........

[GHoSToKeR]

their supply of marshmellows imported from italy, so they decided theyd get a big pile of mash potato and cut it into round marshmellow shapes that looked like marshmellows but werent. they hid them in their bags with the real marshmellows so it looked like they had loads of marshmellows and they wouldnt have to worry, but all of a sudden.....

[Ammie]

ROBBIN HOOD JUMPED OUT FROM BEHIND THE BUSHES AND STOLE THERE BAG OF FAKE MARSHMELLOWS HE DIDNT REALIZE THEY WERENT REAL TELL HE GOT BACK TO THE MARRY AND THEY OPEN UP THE BAG SEEN THEY WERE MASHED POTATOES AND WERE LIKE WTF ROBBIN HOOD I CANT BELIEVE U COULDNT TELL A MASH POTATOE FORMA MASHMELLOW WTF THEY WERE SO MAD THE TOOK ROBBIN HOOD OUT AND .......

[GHoSToKeR]

...pulled out his chest hairs one at a time and stuck a ferret down the front of his pants until he screamed "I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MARSHMELLOWS, I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MARSHMELLOWS" over and over until his neighbour came out and told him to make like a tree and leaf, but......

[Ammie]

THEN BAT MAN CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY FREEIN ROBBIN HOOD FROM HIS MARRY MEN ROBBIN HOOD WAS SO OVER WHELMED WITH JOY HE TRIED TO KISS BATMAN BUT BATMAN WAS LIKE Y0 BRO IM HAPPILY MARRIED TO CAT WOMEN GO FIND URSELF A PRINCESSES OR SUMTHIN SO ROBBIN HOOD WAS SO SAD BUT JUST THEN SHE WAS SNOW WHITE CEPT THE BITCH ALREADY HAD 7 MEN SO HE NEW HE HAD TO BE SMOOTH AND WORK HIS MAGIC SO HE ..........

[GHoSToKeR]

but then batman and robin did the can-can to a glorious rendition of the nursery rhyme Two Blind Mice, One Mouse Funeral, which, of course, got invaded by communists who forced us to play Pin The Tail On The Donkey with a live donkey and a kebaq skewer, but then...

[Ammie]

THE LIL MERMAID POPPED IN WITH HER LIL FRIEND FLOUNDER AND THEY WERE DANCEIN AND SINGIN ALL NIGHT LONG BUT THE LIL MERMAIDS DAD KING TRITON GOT PISSED CUZ SHE WAS OUT PASSED CURFEW SO HE SENT THE LIL CRAB OUT TO LOOK FOR HER HE FOUND THE LIL MERMIAD IN BED WITH PRINCE ERIC AND CINDERELLA AND WAS LIKE OMG ..............

[Button Basher]

... but it's ok 'cause at that moment a canister of glowing-green, radioactive waste fell through the roof of their underwater house after being dumped there by some Americans. They all made it out in time except for Cinderella who's flesh burned like a nicely rolled joint under a bunsen burner that was burnt over a burning frying pan with some burnt toast in it.

"SHE'S BURNING!!" yelled everyone else...

[Ammie]

BUT THEN MASSAO THE WHLAE WAS NEAR BY AND SEEN THE FIRE SO HE QUCIKLY SWAM OVER TO SWOLLOW AND AND PUT OUT THE FLAIMS WHILE SO WAS IN THE WHALES BELLY SHE SEEN PINICHO IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SITE HEHE SHE JUST LOVED THAT BOY MADE OF "WOOD" SO MUCH INFACT THAT SHE ..........

[Mole2k4]

started to kiss him, when "MOLE THE VAMPIRE" came along, pushed pinochio in the fire and laughed manically, then he bit cinderella in the neck, and turned her into a ghoul, then jumped and ripped through the whale's stomach and flew off laughing hysterically on his way to....

[Ammie]

THE NUT HOUSE CUZ THAT WAS SUM CRAZY SHIT HE COULDNT HANDLE IT SO HE CHECKED HIM SLEF IN HE DIDNT MAKE IT THERRE TO LONG THO HE ENDED UP TURN THE HOLE STAFF IN TO VAMPIRES AND THEY WENT OFF AND STARTED A CULT IN FLORIDA AND THEN ...........

[GHoSToKeR]

..he entered the 1974 Miss World Competition, for reason that were his own. The judge wasnt happy and decided to get the UN involved, and sanctions were put up against him, restricting the amounts of Rubber Ducks he could have in the bach tub with him at one time, so they....

[Mole2k4]

went to cocoa beach, hunted down lola, who was soon to be his vampiric queen!
and then we he got to her, they had some really really REALLY hot ....

[Mole2k4]

gah, toker's post offset mine, although, i dont get it ...

[GHoSToKeR]

(confusion)

[Ammie]

HOTDOGS ON A STICK CUZ AMMIE CAME AND SAVED LOLA THEY WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE AND PARTED AND LAUGHED ALL NIGHT LONG AND STILL TO THIS DAY DONT KNOW WTF WAS SO FUNNY THEY WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY HUNGOVER AND TOTALLY FORGOT THE LEFT THE CULT TO THE ...............

[Mole2k4]

blizzard storms of the antartic, which is where ammie lives,
they trudged through the snow for 8 days before finally seeing ammie's house.
They burst in, starving, and ravenously ate all of ammie's guest's, except of course ammie and lola, when suddenly.....

[Ammie]

THE BIG BLUE BOOGIE MONSTER JUMPED OUTTA THE CLOSET AND SCURRED THEM AWAY OMG THEY RAN AS FAST AS THE COULD LAUGHIN AND POINTING THAT THE BOOGIE MAN AND SINGIN "NEE NEER NEE NEER U CANT GET US " THE BOOGIE MAN WAS SO MAD THE HE ........

[GRB.4.Life]

And then there was GRB...He smoked like a God and grew cannabis for a hobby. Well one day there was a keyboard. So GRB used this tool to speak to the other people. The other people were quite funny. The other people did funny stuff. Then GRB saw a gerbil smokin weed and decided to join it. But the gerbil was not generous. The little greedy bastard smoked up all the weed. So GRB had to punish the gerbil...

[GHoSToKeR]

..then a load of purple gorillas got the boogie man to do the dance from the Michael Jackson - Thriller video, but they didnt know they were gona be arrested for breakin the copyright act, so they had to join a group of travelling circus freaks, who had really big.....

[GRB.4.Life]

So GRB sent the gerbil to the blue boogie man...

[Mole2k4]

noses!
like cocoa the clown, but they went bankrupt because

[GRB.4.Life]

Gerbils...Really big gerbils..Giant weed smokin gerbils..

[GRB.4.Life]

They smoked everyones weed..We had to stop them..

[Ammie]

HEADS SO BIG IN FACT THEY HAD TO GET A REALLY BIG CIRCUS TENT JUST FOR THEM BIG HEADED FOOLS WOULDNT KNNOCK THE TENT OVER WHILE AT THE CIRCUZ THEY SEEN JAH IN HER CLOWN COSTUME JUGGLIN BANANAS FOR THE PURPLE GORILLAS THEY LOVED IT WHEN JAH DID THIS THEY SAT THERE AND ...........

[Mole2k4]

did a massive poo.
it smelt so bad that

[GHoSToKeR]

to get rid of the smell they had to play with the giant weed smoking gerbils who each had 6 years experience of character acting and 4 years of drama school, which came in handy because...

[GRB.4.Life]

Ate cannabis bananas.

[GRB.4.Life]

They needed to show the world that the gerbils could do anything..

[GRB.4.Life]

Then one day the gerbils did a lemming show. They kept running and running until..

[GHoSToKeR]

they couldnt run no more, because gerbils cant run in high heels for very long. they took off their high heels and sat on a rock, which wasnt really a rock but i life size dummie of david hassellhoff, who was at the start of this story, and it was trying to...

[GRB.4.Life]

stop the gerbils from taking over the world. But the gerbils were too powerful. They smoked so much weed they became Godlike. The gerbils made david bow before them. But david didnt like the idea, so david..

[Ammie]

FIGURE OUT Y THEY TOOK HIM OUTTA THE STOREY SO QUICKLY THEY GERBILS SAID FUCKIT DAVEY THEM BASTARDS TRIED TO WRITE US OFF TOO BUT WE CAM BACK AND SHOWED THEM THAT WE HAVE GERBIL POWER AND THEN WE SHOWED THEM ......

[GRB.4.Life]

that cannabis flows through all of our veins!! No matter if you smoke or not. Its always in the air! We must fill up the air with cannabis smoke! The gerbils were simply disciples trying to show the world of the great cannabis gods who could..

[GHoSToKeR]

do tattooes, so he gave Peter the gerbil one on his arm and Henry the gerbil got one on his back, but david didnt like tattooes and decided he wasnt goin to play Juliet in the gerbils rendition of Romeo and Juliet, which was going to be....

[Ammie]

SHOWIN AT THREATERS NEAR U ON OCT 27TH SPONSERD BY BUD... WISE....ERRRRR AND THE BUD FROGS WHERE GUNNA BE IN THE MOVIE ALSO ITS FROG AGINST GERBIL MY AND BEST PET WINN JULIET WILL BE PLAYED BY NO OTHER THEN .......

[GHoSToKeR]

leonardo decaprio, who had suddenly became 160 foot tall and listened to the song YMCA 24 hours a day, but not on sundays, because....

[Ammie]

HE WENT TO CHURCH BUT ONE SUNDAY HE WAS PRASIN AND SINGIN AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A BIG FUCKIN ROCK BIGGER THEN EARTH AND COVERED IN FLAIMS CAME CRASHIN DOWN AND DEYSTROED THE HOLE WORLD WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKED UP NOW THE STOREY HAS TO END BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DEAD :(:(:(

[GHoSToKeR]

god bless the little gerbils and david hassellhoff

the end (2)

:( :D :( :D :(

[Mole2k4]

but nobody really died!
because it was all just a dream, just like in dallas,
so everything was alright!
so, the penguins who saw oprah fall from the sky, and caught her and was knocked out, which is why they dreamt all this, when they awoke....

[Ammie]

THEY WERE SO RELIEVED THAT THEY WERE ALL ALIVE THE WENT TO MCDONALDS TO CELEABRATE AND PLAY IN THE FUN HOUSE THEY EAT ICE CREAM AND PLAYED WITH THE HAMBURLER AND THE GANGED UP ON RONALD AND KICKED HIS CLOWN ASS RONALD WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE ..............

[Mole2k4]

they were amazed to find 8 chicken mcnuggets in the most unusual place!
they found them.....

[Ammie]

well we cant get unto that lets just say the doctors were in shock at what they found and didnt understand who someone could be so mean to the clown cuz everyone loves ronald but ronald was plann his revenage he was gunna get back at them by ..............

[Mole2k4]

vowing, that every mcdonalds ever made, someone would spit in, and the special sauce contained .....

[GHoSToKeR]

i gotta start this up again....

[GHoSToKeR]

well we cant get unto that lets just say the doctors were in shock at what they found and didnt understand who someone could be so mean to the clown cuz everyone loves ronald but ronald was plann his revenage he was gunna get back at them by ..............
piercing all 3 of their balls.. but ronalds plan got leaked to them, and they launched an assault by gettin oprah and david hassalhoff to give a rendition of 'I'm A Lumberjack And I'm Okay'.. but David turned gay and tried to bone Oprah, coz he thought she was a guy, which is understandable.. so he was all like "hey baby, im gonna hang out with my wang out, rock out with my cock out" but she giot Dr Phil to judo chop him upside the head, and....

[Ammie]

and beat his ass stright again, but then he went back to pam anderson which tommy didnt like very much so then tommy judo chop his ass right back into bein gay and off pams tit. so David was now confused with his new sexuality and didnt now what to do so he ran back to granny she didnt recognize him at first tho since he traded in his swim trunks for a dress and sum heels but he convinceds her it was him by ..........

[GHoSToKeR]

.. so then ammie and ghost got it on.. the end.. hahahaha

(please continue the story if u want lol)

[Ammie]

.. so then ammie and ghost got it on.. the end.. hahahaha

(please continue the story if u want lol)

:eek: :eek: that dont go with what i put, but eh works for me :D good ending babe ;)

[notanovice]

[QUOTE=GHoSToKeR].. so then ammie and ghost got it on.. the end.. hahahaha

then ammie was arrested for pedifilia

[Imotep]

paedonecrobestial is how the support group therapist described it. :confused:

[RESiNATE]

...errr....

[Reefer Rogue]

im lovin it :cool:

[Ammie]

im lovin it :cool:

hahaha me too thats funny shit man where did u find it :D:D

[Stoned Scouser]

Good Story Ppz I Was Laffin Me Head Off Readin n Smokin!!!

[Yumans]

And then the smoke turned into a 3 legged bitch in his head as he smoked, and the dog tried to pee on the medula oblingota but he had horrible crabs, and the burning made him cry, when Scouser realized there was a 3 legged bitch with crabs crying in his head, he picked up a bucket of assorted vibrators and.....

[Ammie]

[QUOTE=GHoSToKeR].. so then ammie and ghost got it on.. the end.. hahahaha

then ammie was arrested for pedifilia
nah hes legal :p

[00Ampersand]

I'm legal-er ;) wink wink nudge nudge
~007~

[Junkdogg88]

chess club finals...they played chess all day until they couldnt take it anymore...so they got a bunch of the nerds to go behind the skool and toke up. then they went over to donald ducks crib to chill and pig out on pickled pigs feet. then they walking to the Kwiki mart when.....

[Mrs PotatoHead]

they happened to find a copy of get it on in the $1 clearance bin. They decided to take it home to watch during their next toke, but were surprised to find that this was not the feel good teen flick "Get in on" but a porn flick of Ghosttoker and Ammie getting it on, filmed by evil vampire gerbils and co-produced with David Hasselhoff, with a special narrative by Oprah. They were only ten seconds into their porn and toke session when the film ended and a ringing came from the .....

[Ammie]

they happened to find a copy of get it on in the $1 clearance bin. They decided to take it home to watch during their next toke, but were surprised to find that this was not the feel good teen flick "Get in on" but a porn flick of Ghosttoker and Ammie getting it on, filmed by evil vampire gerbils and co-produced with David Hasselhoff, with a special narrative by Oprah. They were only ten seconds into their porn and toke session when the film ended and a ringing came from the .....
10 sec. wtf ghost, come on babe i know u can do better then that, lets try again round two!!! :D

[notanovice]

and as they walked away from the crematorium, they were over come by the smell of fish. ammie looked down, only to find ghosts true age identification papers. she was overcome with rage. how could you lie to me like that, ammie said. then ghost replied, what ever, i do what i want. then as the sun drew closer to peak through the clouds, a ray of light shone on ghost, revealing his true identity. dadadadadadada batman!!!!!

[maryjanemama]

Ammie got over being pissed when she saw how well Ghost filled out his Batman tights. He scooped her up and they flew to his secret lair... They were about to take off in the Batmobile to save Gotham (yet again) when they noticed Robin asleep in the passenger seat with an empty bottle of vodka at his side...

[thcbongman]

.......and Frankie Muniz on top, naked, passed out in an alcohol stupidor with bottle of Xanax.......Robin and Frankie wake up and shreak....

[Ammie]

lmfao i love this thread!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D:D

[RESiNATE]

THE END


..well, the thread did say 'finish the story'....

[az666]

she tripped over and broke her legs. some aliens came down in a spaceship and kidnapped them both. They then ate somthing and jumped into a blue sunshine carand both lived happy lives and died in germany 1932 by some people who had invented time travel. their names were selma and louise they enjoyed dancing and eating limpets and moss. they smoked drugs and the days seemed to merge together in a 20th century fashion. They all lived happily ever after. the end.....

[GHoSToKeR]

she tripped over and broke her legs. some aliens came down in a spaceship and kidnapped them both. They then ate somthing and jumped into a blue sunshine carand both lived happy lives and died in germany 1932 by some people who had invented time travel. their names were selma and louise they enjoyed dancing and eating limpets and moss. they smoked drugs and the days seemed to merge together in a 20th century fashion. They all lived happily ever after. the end.....
good fucking ending, man! hey, you live here in jersey right? did you go to the Blue Note tonight (saturday)? it was fucking awesome.. then we went to Chambers and some other places.. man im so drunk.. what was this thread about again?

[az666]

no i stayed in last nite and wrote that story!! Nah i got well stoned and couldn't be arsed to go out. Got sum nice slate/pollun (whateva u call it) tho. mmmm tastes good...

[GHoSToKeR]

az666 lol cool.. u shoulda gone to blue note though, if u like that kinda shit, coz it fuckin rocked.. man, we're havin a party on the saturday after next.. its a joint house warming/birthday party.. feel free to come.. the more the merrier lol

[az666]

sweet dude sounds good.
Whats blue note like ? music wise?
party sounds good whose is it?

[GHoSToKeR]

the Blue Note isnt usually that good.. have you heard of Malarchy or The Jacksoon-Moody Band, or Velafax? they played there the other night and a load of other bands, coz it was some charity thing.. but it totally rocked!
the partys my sisters bday party but its like a house warming too, coz they just moved in to their new place, and my bro moved in too.. its gonna fucking rock.. my bands gonna be playin, and we're invitin our mates band Coloured Room, too.. it should be cool

[az666]

sweet dude. U at highlands? Yeah i heard of the jackson moody and velafax. but neva heard them. whats your band called? who's in it?