vampires do they stone or not 2 stone???

[Swifty Mcvain]

Hey ppl!!!!
How many of u believe in vampires???
do they really excist or not???
I need 2 know for sure,it is a question that has been buggin me the whole week since i brought meself the queen of the damned sountrack,and since i`ve been working nightshift this month.
My life routine is now basically the same as a vampire`s.
I did found a website of them at :www.vampire.com it is pretty whack if u ask me.
cheers cu l8tr party ppl!!
keep it real of tha mothafucking flow
only relax and keep cool
cos in tha paradise of tears,there`s no time for fears
theres no tome for waste,and no time 2 haste
keep
it
cool
Swifty Mcvain

[GHoSToKeR]

How many of u believe in vampires???
do they really excist or not???
I need 2 know for sure

they do

wait, no they dont

well they might

actually naw i doubt it..

errrrrr i dunno

[clevemire]

There are vampires... in a sense. Not like in the horror stories, but it's like a religion among people. Maybe even a type of cult?

They will have real fangs put in their mouth. They do drink blood, even human, and they sleep all day and are up at night. I guess you could think of dracula, but take away the serial killer part. :D

Sorry if that makes no sense. I'm royally baked right now :):)

[Stooj]

werewolves kick so much more ass than vampires.

[GHoSToKeR]

werewolves suck. think about it. Fair enough, theyre all scarey and crazy and hairy and shit, but only once a month. They're just ppl who get MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR pms lol. but, to be honest, werewolves kick vampire ass.


But me, I'm always gonna be a fan of the Care Bears lol

[Stooj]

Of course, if I had a choice, I'd be the PMSing werewolf. BECAUSE...

1) Going on a killing spree once a month is more conveniant.
2) Turning into a monster and having fangs is better than looking like Robert Smith and having fangs.
3) When on a killing spree, witnesses can't ID me.
4) Vampires are pussies. :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Stooj you seem to know alot about werewolves... *looks at Stooj in an incriminating kinda way* =/

[Stooj]

It's okay if you out me. They'll never see me. If ya didn't do the crime, can't do the time. :cool:

[Lulu]

I'm sooooooooooooo stoned right now :D
and totally loving this thread :p

[GHoSToKeR]

The thing with werewolves, though, is that youre fucked if you marry one

[Mole2k4]

I'd rather be a vamp, I mean, one night a month kinda sucks.
Vamp's are always rich, have cool stuff, are practically immortal, have strong bonds, are superhuman, have cool strength, speed, stamina, can turn into a bat and fly. loadsaaaaaaaaaa stuff

Where as werewolves, are kinda loners, have to pay their way as in, they are human 95% of the time, so they have to work, and any punk with silver bullets can kill you.

least with vamps, you have to know they are vamps, and have a stake.

[GHoSToKeR]

i have an Anti Vamp gun though.. well really its just a water pistol, but they dont know that

now, where did i put my tin foil hat?.......

[rufusthestuntbum]

This thread made me think of the break dancing goths in the new skinny puppy video, its quite amusing

[Stooj]

Yes, fine, vampires are rich. But they're whiter than conan o'brian and they cry if they get blood on their new nikes. Werewolves have integrity. ;)

[Ammie]

well i like suckin and bitein on necks so i guess that kinda makes me a vampier hehehe::DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

[Stooj]

hahaha...I like the biting part.

[GHoSToKeR]

If you were a werewolve, think how much you'd have to spend just on hair care products!! Not to mention the clothes you have to replace every full moon!! And, i know in most cartoons and on tv werewolves have normal jobs, but whos gonna employ someone that calls in sick every time theres a full moon, without even giving a reason apart from "ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ???? No one is, thats who!! So, in conclusion, werewolves are poor, probably manic depressive, and spend the whole time coughing up fur balls and licking their own nuts

[Ammie]

lmfao who dont like the bitein part :p:p:p:p

[Deloused]

Ghostoker - love your radiohead guys

[YES]

Im stoned and laughing my ass off. This thread is truly a classic.

" But they're whiter than conan o'brian and they cry if they get blood on their new nikes"

HAHAHAHA

[GHoSToKeR]

OK, enough of this crap. Stooj i think we should agree to disagree.....

Edit: WEREWOLVES SUCK

[Mole2k4]

Definately,
plus vampires are so rich, they can buy new nikes everyday.

plus, im white anyways,
and in the darkness of the night, you'll never see my skin, as I bite into your neck

[GHoSToKeR]

mole.. youre... youre a.... a vampire!!!!???????!!!!!!!!! that explains... well, nothin really... so, hows being a vampire going for you?

[GHoSToKeR]

by the way, what does "vampires do they stone or not 2 stone???" mean!?!?

[Mole2k4]

ah yanno, its alright.
just come back it, got a chinese.
she was yum :D

I'm guessing he means, do they smoke bud or not?

[GHoSToKeR]

hmmm thats a good question.. Do vampires, the scourge of the underworld, the children of evil, the nasty, sordid, cannabilistic blood sucking monsters, smoke weed? My answer: Yes

[Stooj]

<<If you were a werewolve, think how much you'd have to spend just on hair care products!! Not to mention the clothes you have to replace every full moon!! And, i know in most cartoons and on tv werewolves have normal jobs, but whos gonna employ someone that calls in sick every time theres a full moon, without even giving a reason apart from "ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ???? No one is, thats who!! So, in conclusion, werewolves are poor, probably manic depressive, and spend the whole time coughing up fur balls and licking their own nuts>



Damn you consumptive fabric wearing anthropomorphs and your paul *mitchell*....

[maryjanemama]

I don't know much about werewolves...but they just don't seem that scary to me. I mean maybe if I were camping out on the night of a full moon, but other than that...pffff...they're laughable villians. Besides, everyone knows that wolves kill in packs, so a lone werewolf is useless. How do you become a werewolf? Do you have to be bitten by one? See, that just goes to prove that they can't even kill and eat ppl successfully. They are just ugly, hairy, frustrated men with bad hygiene...I can go into any bar around here and find one of those!

Vampires are scarier by far, they are capable of so much more. They can change forms, kill you and suck your blood, or just bite you and make you one of them (it's their choice, not just a fucked up kill like a werewolf). They come out every night, they wear cooler clothes, I bet they smell a lot better than a werwolf, too. The only bad part is they are so pale and depressed, I'd bet they're straightedge. I think it's doubtful vampires toke up but I could be wrong.

Why aren't there any dark, good looking villians? (oops, I forgot about Kobe Bryant). lol

[YES]

Kobe Bryant, hahahahahah. IM not stoned and im laughing. Man this was a good thread.

[Ammie]

BITE ME :D:D:D

[givemesomeweed]

im stoned

[givemesomeweed]

werewolfs kick ass

[Ammie]

HMMMMMMMMMMM I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKIN ABOUT VAMPIRES WTF WEREWOLVES IM LOST NOW AH WELL TO THE NEXT THREAD I GO :D:D

[Stooj]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO werewolves of london... :D

[dog420]

you cant be serious??

[GHoSToKeR]

we cant?