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Oneironaut
03-19-2006, 01:14 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27855 :D
spacelamb
03-19-2006, 01:19 AM
Heh..heh....well done!
eddievanzant
03-19-2006, 01:20 AM
Oh how I wish it were true.
OzzyOz
03-19-2006, 01:23 AM
that's a fake news article.
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eddievanzant
03-19-2006, 01:24 AM
that's a fake news article.
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Here come captain obvious! hahahaha
orangeman
03-19-2006, 01:26 AM
That quote of the DEA doesnt even sound professional or legit. I'm skeptical about this.
spacelamb
03-19-2006, 01:30 AM
I'm skeptical about this.


You should be!!
jbuckets
03-19-2006, 01:31 AM
i wish
lemonboy
03-19-2006, 03:16 AM
That quote of the DEA doesnt even sound professional or legit. I'm skeptical about this.LOL. The Onion is satire so that would be why.

Art imitating life: "More money can be freed up to build prisons to keep chronically unemployed addicts in jail and off the streetsā??the only statistically proven method of improving an addict's chance of recovery."
enthused
03-19-2006, 03:29 AM
lol at first I was like OMG YES. now im mad! haha
eddievanzant
03-19-2006, 03:46 AM
It's realistic that it would be proposed but it's too impractical, unless of course people could get licenses to prove they are allowed to use drugs.
I know this is off topic but I hate those posters that say stuff like marijuan shouldn't be used because it's illegal. I think I may have read this in Lies My Teacher Told Me: Because it is illegal is no reason why drugs are bad.
It's cause and effect but used wrong.
Marijuana is bad (let's just say that is the actual reason). Therefore it is illegal. That doesn't mean it's bad because it's illegal; it means it illegal because it's bad.
tokinggreg
03-19-2006, 03:47 AM
lol at first I was like OMG YES. now im mad! haha

did you get overly-enthused?
enthused
03-19-2006, 03:54 AM
Maybe...MAYBE. WHY SO MANY QUESTIONS HUH?! Ok now..a little stoned.