I might be in trouble.

[Synthesizer Man]

I just woke up today, and my mum said the police have been round saying they have had reports of someone smoking cannabis in the back garden. It wasn't me!

[LIP]

Oooo shit, i do the same thing, and my garden is on the side of a main road, so i basically smoke right next to the fence. I hope no one ever reports me. Anyway, how do they know it was cannabis unless they have smoked it?

[LIP]

Btw, forgot to put, just lay low for a while. If you get worried then smoke really late at night outside (Between 1 and 2) on a tuesday night or something. NO one should be up at them times cos they should all have work the next morning.

[graph]

Usually if it's gonna be outside late at night I wait til 3 or 4. There's usually a wave of people for me at 1 or 2. Yeah, even on weekdays. Guess a lot of people around my neighborhood are alcoholics.

[Synthesizer Man]

I smoke at night anyway. I'm not really sure how people could tell it was a spliff because if anyone was nearby, it was way too far for anyone to smell or get a good look at it. I just want to know who reported me, and why!

[imagoober]

sounds like you need to find a new spot to smoke! not worth the risk smoking there anymore, im sure whoever it was will be keeping an eye out for you!

[ethsfreshman]

dude, try making a little hippie tube, and eqstinguish after every hit (if you have a bong)
or, go to totse.com and look at their marijuana section :D

[tokinggreg]

I smoke at night anyway. I'm not really sure how people could tell it was a spliff because if anyone was nearby, it was way too far for anyone to smell or get a good look at it. I just want to know who reported me, and why!

Your mom wants you to stop smoking or smoke less at least, so she made up a lie about a police report. No one can tell a cigarette from a spliff at distances of upwards of 40 to 50ft outside, so no one reported you.

[Synthesizer Man]

I highly doubt she did it. I asked her again to tell me EXACTLY what the cops said.

"We had a call from someone saying they could smell cannabis in your garden"

I know exactly whats happened. There's a building behind my garden being done up, and there's been builders coming and going for the past few months. They were in range to smell it I reckon.

When I find out who it is, I'll be having a few words with him. Not going to put me off smoking at all! :thumbsup:

[imagoober]

I know exactly whats happened. There's a building behind my garden being done up, and there's been builders coming and going for the past few months. They were in range to smell it I reckon.

well i worked at construction sites all the time and from my experience most of the workers wouldnt care, shit i used to smoke with my boss on the job! the only person at a job site that might care would be the super attendant(guy in charge). even if you find out and it is someone over there i would think twice about confronting them, there are some crazy fuckers at places like that and they would know where you live!

[daima]

It's the scare crow. It gets boring making sure birds dont eat all the food in the garden and he gets stoned to help pass the time. My brother said that we have the same thing in our garden.:D

dai*ma

[partyguy420]

dude, you guys do know that alot of ppls work the night shifts, like me, im am getting a job at the mill working nights and weekends, so u know theres could be a few ppls down your street that work the night shift or it could have been one of your nebahors going out on there back porch to smoke a cig and smelt the weed and saw some one out there