What do us heavy smokers do to get a good job in this world?

[StonerDave]

I've been a heavy smoker for many years, and i was wondering what to do? I'm kinda a fat ass, And the old niacin trick dosent sound like fun anymore now that i've developed an ulcer. so is there any way to keep the traces of marijuana in my system down real low without quitting? Quitters dont succeed!! Damn this ignorant anti-marijuana legislation!!! and Damn the cheap price of drug tests? aaahhhhhh!!!!

[BloodyRedBarron]

I've been a heavy smoker for many years, and i was wondering what to do? I'm kinda a fat ass, And the old niacin trick dosent sound like fun anymore now that i've developed an ulcer. so is there any way to keep the traces of marijuana in my system down real low without quitting? Quitters dont succeed!! Damn this ignorant anti-marijuana legislation!!! and Damn the cheap price of drug tests? aaahhhhhh!!!!
I have done 3 test on the QF 4.0 and passed all 3.
1. was a home test kit (passed)
2. I sent the sample to the test kits lab.(Passed)
3. Took a pre employment SAP 5-50 W/NIT Test. (Passed)

I also saved the empty bottles for Temp.Testing.
Heres what I did and my results.
First I filled the QF bottle with cold tap water then took the heating pad and taped it to the side of the bottle without the temp. strip.
Put it under my nuts and in about 1 hour it was @ 92 degrees.As time went on the heating pad made it warmer till it peaked at 98-100 degrees.
It held this temp for 10 hours.*Note: The heating pads get to peak temp in 2-3 hours.

After that I poured it out and refilled it with cold tap water again.(even tho the pad had stoped heating I left it taped to the bottle)
This time I went out in 30 degree weather and put it on my defroster on my dash of my car with the heat pad down as the heat from the defroster heated the pad and bottle it took 20 mins to reach 95 degrees. put it under my nuts again for 30 mins with the heating pad on the side of my whitey tightys.
After I looked it had held a temp. of 94 degrees.
Wal-Mart has heating pads (Hand Warmers) 6 for $2
In a pinch stall for time get a hot coffee always good for a quick heat.
(for this you may want to put it in a zip lock baggie to save the temp strip.)
I used QuickFix 4.0 on a SAP 5-50 W/NIT test for a pre employment and it passed.
So I must say QF 4.0 works if you hand it to the collector @ 90-100 degrees.

If anyone else tryed Quick Fix and passed or failed let me know.(Please)
http://www.detoxforless.com/pass-a-...t/fake-pee.html
SAP 5-50 W/NIT
SAP = Substance Abuse Panel
5 = Five types of drugs being tested
50 = 50 ng/ml cutoff limit for THC
W/NIT = with Nitrites check. The labs will be checking for excessive amounts of this component to determine adulteration.
Q: Can they tell if its Synthetic Urine?
Quote: Yes, there is a way to tell if its synthetic but labs are bound down by regulations and protocols which dictate what they can test for and what not. Labs (US) are only allowed to test for drug metabolites and check the Ph, specific gravity, creatnine and excessive nitrites. As long as the batch of QF is fresh and not exposed to direct sunlight, it will pass these integrity checks. If the batch is old or had been exposed to direct sunlight, the components break down, sending up a red flag with the lab tech.

I periodically home test my two batches of QF to ensure that they are ready for the lab nazis. The tests I use are Drug Adulteration test strips (same type used by the lab nazis) that I've ordered on http://www.meditests.com/adulteration-test-kit.html
So far, everything is still good to go.UnQuote:
Thank You. BurntToast for the Quote.
P.S. Prescription drug side effects kill 100,000â??300,000 Americans every year. Many hundreds die from nonsuicidal use of aspirin. Cannabis directly kills none.
I don't do drugs I smoke weed.

[StonerDave]

seems like a pain in the ass, but I guess it's what you gotta do to keep smokin.