hemorrhoids

[friendowl]

i just spoke with a patient who cant sit down
i never knew that your ass can turn uglier than it
already is.i though hemorrhoids were like a rash or
some shit.this poor guy looks like his day sucks.

have any of you got this before
if not your lucky

[TallulahGreen]

Apparently it happens after you have kids.

[thebathroom]

haha, my mom used to ask me to research it on the internet because she can hardly speak english and wanted to find out if she had them before she went to see a doctor. do a google image search :thumbsup: yumm!

[friendowl]

this man never delivered children
maybe he needs to eat more fruit os something.
he keeps fidgeting in his seat like he's scratching
his ass with the seat cushion or maybe it hurts.
he's looking at me with a sad look

[thebathroom]

aww!

i actually lol'ed at that
poor man. offer him some bud. :D

[TallulahGreen]

Where in the hell are you???

[friendowl]

i work in a hospital.[reception]
i just typed in picture of hemorrhoid
on yahoo and seen a straight asshole.
internet has too much info.

[TallulahGreen]

Oh cool. I work in a freakin deli. At least it's an all natural organic deli.

[beachguy in thongs]

Mmmm. A natural organic deli. Or, a roast beef sandwich from a deli. Either way, mmmm.

I see.

Oh, and by the way, why do you have to share hemorrhoid stories?

HEMORRHOIDS:

[Nikita123]

Mmmm. A natural organic deli. Or, a roast beef sandwich from a deli. Either way, mmmm.

I see.

Oh, and by the way, why do you have to share hemorrhoid stories?

HEMORRHOIDS:

Man, Beachguy, those pictures are Horrible! WTF?:rasta:

[TallulahGreen]

We have Natural Roast Beef in my deli.

[greenmonster]

shit that must have hurt. ass grapes like melons!

[LvT]

this man never delivered children
maybe he needs to eat more fruit os something.
he keeps fidgeting in his seat like he's scratching
his ass with the seat cushion or maybe it hurts.
he's looking at me with a sad look

Oh shit I go this when i was 9 years old so YES it happen to children...

It was like if someone put fire on my ass

[Jeff Spicoli]

fuck you beach guy

[friendowl]

i know huh
where does the shit come out from
do you have to wipe the roid to clean the shit off it.

[beachguy in thongs]

fuck you beach guy
Sorry, but if someone posted a thread about Donna Summers, well, you get my drift, so fuck you, too. :smokin:

[Nochowderforyou]

Mmmm. A natural organic deli. Or, a roast beef sandwich from a deli. Either way, mmmm.

I see.

Oh, and by the way, why do you have to share hemorrhoid stories?

HEMORRHOIDS:

Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! :p J/K

[highjinx]

Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! :p J/K

lol hey nochow, i think someone here could do with some skidmark protectors!:D :thumbsup:

[Nochowderforyou]

lol hey nochow, i think someone here could do with some skidmark protectors!:D :thumbsup:

They're going to need the extra wide papers though for that swollen ass! :p

[3rdEyeVision]

I heard you get em if you sit on pavement too much lol

[JunkYard]

I never knew an ass could look so disgusting, and painful...pray God I never get them!

[greenmonster]

u can get piles if u do too many drugs!!! once i split with my girlfriend (real messy) went out on huge coke and pills bender, 3 days later my ass hurts like ive just done some gonzo porn!! wasnt nice or pretty but thet werent big like those in the pics. there is a moral here somewhere im sure of it....... naaaa cant see it.

[buddymyfriend]

Dang!!!!!!:eek:

[Oli]

Knew i shouldn't have opened a thread called "hemorrhoids" with attachments.

[d00d989]

Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! :p J/K

ROFL

oh man that was unexpected