pimpin aint easy

[friendowl]

girl #1 - i kid with her.she is attractive,smart,funny,tough and is cool
except when we fight.things get real ugly.she got a b.a. in
criminal justice and gets paid good.

girl # 2 -1 kid with her.big breasts.blonde hair very easygoing does
whatever i say.gets paid ok but has her own place.

girl # 3- no kids.this one is short and cute and is in love with an owl.
likes bowling and doing corny shit but if fine so who cares.
works for mercedes dealer and get good cash.

girl # 4- no kids by me.is older than me and all we do is fuck.she gets
welfare and ssi for her cash.always home and is loyal as a
german shepard.she cooks hot home food for me and has
the coolest attitude ever.

girl # 5 - this girl hates girl # 1 with a passion so she sucks my dick
to get even.cool for me.


im tired of fucking around.i need a permanent vacation

[justinsane]

fiendowl has discovered the american dream

[AndrewLIKESbud]

WOW! You must have a lot of energy for so many women, plus kids, plus work. How do you do it? You aren't ready to settle down? Why not?

[friendowl]

thats what i used to think too justin
but now a days i feel its getting to be
more bad than good.
i only want my kids to be happy.
i am never really happy anymore
i just do what i gotta do to make
it thru the night.

[d00d989]

friendowl, as a favor, ill start having sex with your wives for you :D

that way you can spend more time with your kids, everyones happy

[Not Enough Herb]

wow

thumbs up to the pimp

sounds like hard work, ill stick to one woman for now

later

[gin4dub]

I guess the grass is always greener on the other side. Anyways, be easy and keep it pimpin, pimpin.

[BiG WiCkEd]

Ive alwayz said, pimpin aint easy but somebody gotta do it!

I'd go for #4 bro come on now, sharpen up ur skills...
Fuckin nonstop..cooks bomb food...only problem I would see is if she's talks like a muthafucka, otherwise she seems perfect..

[Skink]

Go with the cook and turn the other ones on to lesbianism...

[CaptainDankNuggets]

pIMP FO Life

[yz250]

Man I cant even keep up with my lighter much less more then one girl.
Plus I felt like a punk when I cheated on my last girlfreind.Just not my style.
but good luck,Theres nothing like having someone who has your back and puts up with all your shit,then tells you she loves you at the end of the night.

[poorprincess]

do they all know about eachother?

[Big Calhoun]

When you get a girl to buy you a car, clothes, watches, pay for your tuition, and get sex...then you can proclaim yourself a pimp.

*I'm* a pimp...a retired one, but a pimp all the same.

[friendowl]

im an independent pimp
all i need is some good ol luvin
when girls buy me shit its cool
but i like to get my own stuff
then not let them use it

[gramzzilla420]

When you get a girl to buy you a car, clothes, watches, pay for your tuition, and get sex...then you can proclaim yourself a pimp.

*I'm* a pimp...a retired one, but a pimp all the same.
:pimp: better a has been than a never was:pimp: :thumbsup:

[geonagual]

girl #1 - i kid with her.she is attractive,smart,funny,tough and is cool
except when we fight.things get real ugly.she got a b.a. in
criminal justice and gets paid good.

girl # 2 -1 kid with her.big breasts.blonde hair very easygoing does
whatever i say.gets paid ok but has her own place.

girl # 3- no kids.this one is short and cute and is in love with an owl.
likes bowling and doing corny shit but if fine so who cares.
works for mercedes dealer and get good cash.

girl # 4- no kids by me.is older than me and all we do is fuck.she gets
welfare and ssi for her cash.always home and is loyal as a
german shepard.she cooks hot home food for me and has
the coolest attitude ever.

girl # 5 - this girl hates girl # 1 with a passion so she sucks my dick
to get even.cool for me.


im tired of fucking around.i need a permanent vacation

Your in love with #1
but that shit is dangerous I can tell
sounds like an exact relationship I had before

Your killin yourself
tryin to nail all that pussy
Plus, the kids man, the kids

I think you need to start widdling them down to at least 2
and then make your decision
kind of like elimidate:)

[poorprincess]

when they all know about eachother and their all still with you anyway, thats when your pimp

[friendowl]

or mormon

[Psycho4Bud]

girl #1 - i kid with her.she is attractive,smart,funny,tough and is cool
except when we fight.things get real ugly.she got a b.a. in
criminal justice and gets paid good.

girl # 2 -1 kid with her.big breasts.blonde hair very easygoing does
whatever i say.gets paid ok but has her own place.

girl # 3- no kids.this one is short and cute and is in love with an owl.
likes bowling and doing corny shit but if fine so who cares.
works for mercedes dealer and get good cash.

girl # 4- no kids by me.is older than me and all we do is fuck.she gets
welfare and ssi for her cash.always home and is loyal as a
german shepard.she cooks hot home food for me and has
the coolest attitude ever.

girl # 5 - this girl hates girl # 1 with a passion so she sucks my dick
to get even.cool for me.


im tired of fucking around.i need a permanent vacation

Glad to see someone picking up the slack. I used to date 4 ladies and had to cut it back to two....49 and 22. Oh well.........

LOL...this kind of sums it up in song!

I aint as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
but there was a time, back in my prime
when I could really lay it down
and if you need some love tonight
then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
but I was good once ,as i ever was:thumbsup:

[friendowl]

49 and 22
the best of both worlds
smart man

[poorprincess]

or mormon

hahaaha