got caught

[pinky27]

:p haha this is a pretty funny story really. but uhh heres a little background info. on the night.

11:00PM went on a "walk" and smoked 3 jays (pretty high:stoned: )
11:30PM went back in my room to roll more jays (getting higher:rasta: )
12:00AM back outside to take Waterfall bong hits (Ripped:dance: )
1:00AM watched chuck norris movies (haha chuck norris owns)
3:00AM Went back outside to smoke the jays i rolled previously

so at 3 was when i got caught, my friend and I were going real slow down the stairs to be all quiet and sneaky. But, my mom woke up but we didnt notice so i still had jays and lighter in my hand as we went into the garage. We were putting on our shoes to go outside and my mom opens the door and asks what you are doing and me and my friend are completely ripped so i totally give a really shitty story and i could completely tell she didnt believe it. So she said "that dosnt really make sense and then walked inside" i was like haha What!? hella confused by my mom not busting me right then and there. So we just went back inside then watched another chuck norris movie then fell asleep. So the next morning we still had the jays so we did some wake and bake action then went downtown. all in all... GREAT weekend and i love my mommy.:rasta: :D

[Solistus]

Hehe, nice. I'm glad to hear your mom was chill about it and didn't flip out. Happy tokin' 8)

[pogmoasal1]

oh come on thats not getting caught i do things that dont make sense everyday with some pot on me

[mojoke]

Your only caught when they put the cuffs on you.

[tblueyes]

Eather your mom didnt really care or shes stupid and didnt even notice.

[SweetDreams420]

WTF is the obbesion with chuck norris all i here at school is people talkin about chuc norris.

[AcidFreak]

People do not talk about Chuck Norris, as people don't exist. They are merely a figment of Chuck Norris's imagination.

[SweetDreams420]

Chuck norris doesnt go hunting, chuck norris goes killing,.

[Frivolous248]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in god, god believes in chuck norris.

[slpntrx5]

One day, a man named Chuck Norris pissed in some cans. We now call that substance Red Bull.

[slpntrx5]

Chuck Norris tells time by staring directly into the sun.
Chuck Norris knows how to pronounce Cthulhu. However, if he says Cthulhu in the correct pronounciation, several Turkmenistanian virgins will be sacrificed to Loki.
There is a ninety day return policy on the Total Gym, but strangely enough, only one has been returned. When Chuck Norris heard that someone had returned a Total Gym, he found where they lived, ate their clidren, raped and mutilated their wife, then he roundhouse kicked them SO hard, that they exploded. To this day, no other Total Gyms have been returned.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.
Some time ago, Nestle asked Chuck Norris to develop a "kick ass" candy bar. Chuck immediately took a dump in a chair and roundhouse kicked everyone in the room. Pointing at the peanut laced shit in the chair, Chuck exclaimed, "There's your kick ass candy bar you Vietnam bitches!" We now know this as a "Baby Ruth".
Contrary to popular belief Chuck Norris and Jesus are not the same person. Chuck Norris would never let some candy-ass Romans kill him.
Chuck Norris does not bake, the bread rises on his presence.
Not a huge lover of nature, Chuck Norris once killed a cloud.
One time a kid came up to Chuck Norris and said, "My name is Chuck, too." Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked kid in the head and said, "Your name is now Mentally retarded kid."
Bruce Lee once kicked Chuck Norris in the crotch. One tear and one tear only fell from Chuck Norris' eye creating the oceans of the world. From these oceans all life as we know it, sprung forth.
If Chuck Norris stands too close to a microwave on a humid day his beard will glow with St. Elmo's fire
Once, during a spar, an opponent challenged Chuck Norris to beat him with his bare hands. Because of a miscommunication, Norris left the match and made his way down to the nearest zoo where he preceded to roundhouse kick live grizzly bears to death. It was a mere feat because all animals cower in the presence of Chuck Norris. After relieving the bear carcasses of their paws, Norris made his way back to the spar, where he commenced to beat his opponent to death with his bear hands.
Chuck Norris' money shot can actually be counted in $10s and $20s.
Continental Drift is caused by the Earth trying to make room for Chuck Norris.
In the late 1980's, President Ronald Reagan asked Russian Premier Mikhail Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall. Why you might ask? So that Chuck Norris could have more target practice.

[Villui]

my mom is weird she dosnt care if i smoke weed... or grow it.. she evens gives me the money for the light and shit... but i cant smoke in my room... wtf?

[SweetDreams420]

How did this become a chuck norris thread,. Chuck norris doesnt need protection you need protection from chuck norris,.

[Fez4Prez]

There was a time when santa clause was real.....but he forgot chuck norris' present at the north pole