just got busted by parents

[hempomatic]

ok so i was sitting in my room... had some classic rock on it was flash back night all the older classics sitting at my computer there are 2 in my room hitting off my bong which is about 3 feet long so when i sit down i have to tilt it a little just finished my first bown loading the 2nd bowl exalhaded ah hard as i could then started to take the bigest bong rip ever then bangSLAM my mom slams my doos open just as i blow out the smoke and like "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"! and i said nothing then she said WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!!!??" by this time all the yellin has got my dad in here and he grabs my and yanks me out of my chair where in my computer tower i had my stash had the case of then its about 30 minutes of screaming and bitching me out.. but i was as stoned as fuck they took my weed (of course) my tv my radio mr computers my internet modem my remote controlled cars my money my speaker system my digicamera ad spank me like hell.....and theyh grounded me so i can oobly go out when we are going to the drug rehab.... or to town so i had to get my mini super mini laptop out of my closet ( they dont know i have it and didnt take it) which my next door neibor doesnt mine me connecting to his wifi as long as i dotn fuck anything up so i got the laptop that is about the size of a vhs tape but only half inch thin that i saved a litle money got a little here pretenede to be homeless there and got the laptop and now made this post

has anyone else ever got busterd by parents????

[Dr. Dro]

I got caught by my dad when I was 16, he was pissed,
he said "skippin' me eh? OK ...I'll remember that.".

[GratefulDead22]

sorry to hear that man , i was caught when i was younger 2, and now (only 20) i burn with my dad, funny how things work out, best of luck to ya :rasta:

[Kokujin X]

Man, you got spanked? How old are you? You would think spanking is a thing of the past once your 14-15....

Anyway, that sucks all your stuff got taken away...

[BigBlock]

That's what you get for being a dumbass and smoking in your room while your parents are home. :rolleyes: You give pot heads everywhere a bad name.

[Euphoric]

My parents where the same way at first.
I eventually conditioned them, from screaming and threatening me to actually going out and looking for weed for me. You have to turn it around on them. It takes patience, dont give up.

[hempomatic]

well i am 15.5 and i have always got spanked with a leather strap plus thats the ojnly other thing they could think of at the end of that shit and he kinda fucked up the computer when he took it out of my rom i think dont know cant turn it on or ever look at it ( i have no clue where it is might be in attic i never go up there) so this micro laptop is now my computer i like it since i can hide it n my pillow caseor on top shelf of closet.....guess i wont get to blaze on 340 :-( :-no:rasta:


and they also took my dor off its hinges so i have no privacy what so ever they ever cut the coax cable tv cable in my room ( ok well thye would flip out of i had porn or ciggs or ever a gf so i guess pot really isnt for me since parents are so tight with me well gotta go so i can get this laptop hid and shit

[acrca]

i got caught by my dad when i was 13, he didnt freak as bad as your parents did though. he just searched my room. now 2years later he has no idea i still do it.

[hempomatic]

That's what you get for being a dumbass and smoking in your room while your parents are home. :rolleyes: You give pot heads everywhere a bad name.


hey they wernt home at the time and i had this little computer type can some dryer vent tubing with the fan in tubing sticking out my window where 98.9% of smoke went out the rest just up in smoke

[Euphoric]

Yeah they took away my door too actually. Id smoke weed and theyd say all insanely angry IT SMELLS LIKE WEED IN HERE!!! Eventually I developed the brilliant comeback WELL ITS PROBABLY FROM ALL THE WEED I WAS SMOKING!! Which shut them up.
Be as open with it as possible, admit your a stoner and proud of it, and do the dishes! Haha.. it will desensitize them quickly.

[AcidFreak]

They'd have a problem with you having a GIRLFRIEND? Dude, fuck your parents. Kill 'em. Or just tell 'em your gonna do whatever the fuck you want whether they like or not.

Damn dude...

[imagoober]

damn that really suck! your just going to have to smoke somewhere else, until you get old enough to stand up to them or move out. Or maybe you should quit for a while(#2 sucks)! lol good luck man maybe youll get lucky and theyll chill out after a while!

[Swizzy89304]

They'd have a problem with you having a GIRLFRIEND?

If its a problem, get a boyfriend instead :p

[growitandsmokeit]

Man I'm glad I don't have to do the whole hiding it from your parents anymore!

[chisme]

they took my modem







yet u found ways of posting? cant be all bad bro just get yourself somemore weed eh? lole evry corner shop sell rizzla ya sorted! lol

[ScarlettCrush]

here's your solution

be really good.
do everything they tell you to do with a smile.
stop smoking weed.


and in a few months you will get their trust back.
When you get it back don't act like a dumb stoner. Do your school papers on legalization and the positive effects of weed and do them well so you get to show your parents the A papers you are getting. (maybe they will read a few) Don't ever smoke weed when your parents are home. When you do smoke get a bowl-tex, hello neighbor, and STILL blow it out the window. (they look like lip balms but you blow your weed smoke through them and it changes the smell)
I would say they over reacted but I am guessing they took all that stuff away from you because you are fucking up on a larger scale. They think the weed is the cause of your fuckupness, so prove it isn't stop fucking up and they will lay off you.

[Nochowderforyou]

They spanked you?! Ha hahahahhhaaha!! You naughty boy. :p

I got caught by my folks on the front step of our house. My dad came out, and said, "what are you, toking up out here?" I was busted, so I said yes. He told me to keep it down as he could hear me coughing from their bedroom. The next morning all he told me was,"I can't give you shit for something we used to do, but if I ever catch you smoking crack, I'm going to kick your ass." That was that.

I think parents are a little more worried about their kids these days. With all the bad drugs out there, so easy to get, they just get prtective, which is normal. I'd be prtective as well if I had a 15 or 16yr old kid living in these days.

Oh yes, and try using a period. It makes things very hard to read. :)

[da haze meister]

here's your solution

be really good.
do everything they tell you to do with a smile.
stop smoking weed.


and in a few months you will get their trust back.
When you get it back don't act like a dumb stoner. Do your school papers on legalization and the positive effects of weed and do them well so you get to show your parents the A papers you are getting. (maybe they will read a few) Don't ever smoke weed when your parents are home. When you do smoke get a bowl-tex, hello neighbor, and STILL blow it out the window. (they look like lip balms but you blow your weed smoke through them and it changes the smell)
I would say they over reacted but I am guessing they took all that stuff away from you because you are fucking up on a larger scale. They think the weed is the cause of your fuckupness, so prove it isn't stop fucking up and they will lay off you.

ive been thinking of telling my parents for a long ass time now... i feel soooo shady and bad when they talk to me when im high... like ashamed. when i get my grades back up im gonna tell them. then go do the dishes. and that will be that. im gonna tell them like this is what i do and thats how it is. wish me luck. i finally saw how cool it was to be free about it and to smoke out in the house and shit, i was over a kids house yesterday...

[hellomandude]

damn man wtf is wrong wit u kids if u can control yourself and not be weeds bitch, get excellent grades (because you are capable of doing so), and go to school i bet your parents wouldnt care less what you do on your own time... atleast... thats how it is with my fam

[da haze meister]

damn man wtf is wrong wit u kids if u can control yourself and not be weeds bitch, get excellent grades (because you are capable of doing so), and go to school i bet your parents wouldnt care less what you do on your own time... atleast... thats how it is with my fam
i am in all honors or AP classes with seniors, in one of the hardest schools in the city. you dont know my situation douchebag, as i dont know yours, so shut the fuck up. one bad day CAN fuck up some grades, at least in honors. you're probably in math foundations 0 and AP Special Education so i suggest you shut the fuck up. im going to bring my grades up. good advice though, it just isnt that easy.

[hempomatic]

they took my modem







yet u found ways of posting? cant be all bad bro just get yourself somemore weed eh? lole evry corner shop sell rizzla ya sorted! lol


yet i said i have a mini laptop that has a wireless card.....and my next door niebor lots me use his connection if i want to ... so thats how i posted chisme

[hempomatic]

maby ill make a batch of """brownies""" and after they had a few i will ask for my door and computers and inter net back ;-) :rasta:

[Euphoric]

here's your solution

be really good.
do everything they tell you to do with a smile.
stop smoking weed.





if you go on that route expect complete failure. Try it and prove me right :)

Giving in to their demands only strengthens their sadistic methods of dealing with you.

Stick with my actual proven advice ive been there :cool:

[hellomandude]

i am in all honors or AP classes with seniors, in one of the hardest schools in the city. you dont know my situation douchebag, as i dont know yours, so shut the fuck up. one bad day CAN fuck up some grades, at least in honors. you're probably in math foundations 0 and AP Special Education so i suggest you shut the fuck up. im going to bring my grades up. good advice though, it just isnt that easy.

that post wasnt directed to you

but the fact that you got that worked up over it definitely says something:dance:

[da haze meister]

that post wasnt directed to you

but the fact that you got that worked up over it definitely says something:dance:
oh shit sorry dude...
im home sick from school today cause im soooo burnt out from a smoke yesterday... you are actually right on this occasion. im just having a bad day i guess.
again im sorry bro.

[hellomandude]

oh shit sorry dude...
im home sick from school today cause im soooo burnt out from a smoke yesterday... you are actually right on this occasion. im just having a bad day i guess.
again im sorry bro.

its cool

we've all been there

[cygnustaxt]

That sucks man, getting caught is the worst. I was caught twice by my mom when i lived at home.

First time, we were renovating my room so i moved my stash to somewhere that i thought was safe...yeah I guess it wasn't because she found it. I was actually being interviewed for a job at the time and she calls me and is like "when you get home, we have to have a serious talk." I already knew what she was talking about so i was just like "....fuck"

So she gives me some lecture about it and blah blah blah. She didn't really punish me though so I went over to my friends house and smoked a fat blunt, hah.

A few months later, I was curious as to what she did with my pipes. I looked around on the porch which is where she likes to hide things. I found it and whatever i had in there had been smoked because when she found it, it was empty. When I found it, there was a bowls worth of ash. So I guess my mom wanted to toke up, haha.

The next time I was at college orientation and I forgot an important paper. I asked her if she knew where it was, then she started looking in my room and found my shit again!! This time she was just like whatever, dont get caught, if you do...it's your ass.

Now we're pretty cool. My parents can usually tell when I'm high since they were pretty big stoners. They always like to make little jokes about it, heh.

[da haze meister]

That sucks man, getting caught is the worst. I was caught twice by my mom when i lived at home.

First time, we were renovating my room so i moved my stash to somewhere that i thought was safe...yeah I guess it wasn't because she found it. I was actually being interviewed for a job at the time and she calls me and is like "when you get home, we have to have a serious talk." I already knew what she was talking about so i was just like "....fuck"

So she gives me some lecture about it and blah blah blah. She didn't really punish me though so I went over to my friends house and smoked a fat blunt, hah.

A few months later, I was curious as to what she did with my pipes. I looked around on the porch which is where she likes to hide things. I found it and whatever i had in there had been smoked because when she found it, it was empty. When I found it, there was a bowls worth of ash. So I guess my mom wanted to toke up, haha.

The next time I was at college orientation and I forgot an important paper. I asked her if she knew where it was, then she started looking in my room and found my shit again!! This time she was just like whatever, dont get caught, if you do...it's your ass.

Now we're pretty cool. My parents can usually tell when I'm high since they were pretty big stoners. They always like to make little jokes about it, heh.

see, i have always dreamed about that kinda thing, like being able to just smoke and have weed without the guilt that comes along with hiding shit from my parents. jsut one question? were they ever adamantly opposed to it?
if so, how should i condition them? i should prob get my grades up of course, but what else?

[sim667]

well i am 15.5 and i have always got spanked with a leather strap plus thats the ojnly other thing they could think of at the end of that shit and he kinda fucked up the computer when he took it out of my rom i think dont know cant turn it on or ever look at it ( i have no clue where it is might be in attic i never go up there) so this micro laptop is now my computer i like it since i can hide it n my pillow caseor on top shelf of closet.....guess i wont get to blaze on 340 :-( :-no:rasta:


and they also took my dor off its hinges so i have no privacy what so ever they ever cut the coax cable tv cable in my room ( ok well thye would flip out of i had porn or ciggs or ever a gf so i guess pot really isnt for me since parents are so tight with me well gotta go so i can get this laptop hid and shit

i think your parents are quite possibly retards...... go shag a bloke, smoke some crack and get into sado masochism and ask for a belting..... that'd do their heads in

my parents were fairly clued up about me smoking..... as long as a iwasnt being a dickhead or stealing etc etc they were fairly alright.,.... they dont knwo if i smoke and drive tho..... which of course i dont :)

[cygnustaxt]

see, i have always dreamed about that kinda thing, like being able to just smoke and have weed without the guilt that comes along with hiding shit from my parents. jsut one question? were they ever adamantly opposed to it?
if so, how should i condition them? i should prob get my grades up of course, but what else?

Well, one thing you have to understand is that my parents are pretty open-minded. They're both musicians and were around it constantly. My dad still smokes occasionally and my mom quit but just because she was tired of smoking it (so she says). I'd definitely say keeping your grades up will help. Try explaining that it helps you be more creative and all that stuff.

[infinitereverie]

i've been caught twice... not actually smoking, but with weed and stuff...

the first time my parents were looking around in my purse because they saw a pack of cigs (which they hate and always bitch at me for smoking), and lo and behold i had my pipe and weed in the cigarette box..

the second time was completely my own stupid fault... i was smoking in my room one night when everyone was in bed, and i hid my pipe in a drawer in my dresser... and forgot i put it in there... and a few days later my mom was looking for some clothes and found the pipe.

see my parents have a problem.. they are always going through my stuff... which i can't really complain too much about because they are paying for me to go to school and stuff... but still, it sucks. as soon as i get a better job, i can start paying for my stuff myself so that they have no authority over me.

they also flipped out when they found the stuff... like screaming at me and stuff like that...

it definitely sucked.

[hellomandude]

see, i have always dreamed about that kinda thing, like being able to just smoke and have weed without the guilt that comes along with hiding shit from my parents. jsut one question? were they ever adamantly opposed to it?
if so, how should i condition them? i should prob get my grades up of course, but what else?

once your doing good in school....

shed light upon the many health benefits from cannabis

and tell them also that you are scared of harder drugs, usually parents fear weed so much just because it is looked upon as a "gateway" drug

and last but not least let them know you have a connect that you trust, and that your very unlikely to get into trouble with

[da haze meister]

once your doing good in school....

shed light upon the many health benefits from cannabis

and tell them also that you are scared of harder drugs, usually parents fear weed so much just because it is looked upon as a "gateway" drug

and last but not least let them know you have a connect that you trust, and that your very unlikely to get into trouble with
thanks for the advice man...
i jsut need to make the money that i spent back... i think that will help.

[dark0ne]

when i had just started smoking weed, i was smoking a j by my self in my room. My step father comes home like 6 hours early from work, and busts me. He takes my shit (little less than an 1/8), then gives me the speech. "this stuff is bad"......... blah blah blah right. takes it and pretends to flush it down the toilet. two weeks later the same thing happends, exept this time he takes the joint out of my hand and hits it........ looks at me, the goes "what? did you expect me to do, if i can't beat you i might at well join ya" then he goes down stairs and gets my bag he "flushed" and hands it back to me. the whole time i was dumb founded, cause this is not like my step father at all. we've had fist fights over cookies, i thought i was dead.

[ScarlettCrush]

ok the whole "don't give in to your parents" advice is uhm..stupid.

you have to give in to your parents when you are living with them and are a minor. Also we dont know the whole story behind your parents and their rules, you do. I've had parents, I've also lived in the real world for a whle now and I find that people are more willing to trust you, deal with you, work with you if you meet them halfway. Since you already fucked up huge, you now have to walk the line the draw for you until they trust you and are willing to work with you again.
If you are a good person with good grades, a clean room, and a bright future who gets high....they will focus more on your good qualities since they outweigh that one bad thing.

[hempomatic]

well now they made an appointment to take my to that drug rehab shit and take a drug test on friday.. i need to stay at the gym (i am home schooled) work the fuck out on the treadmill and drink a few gallons of water so i might not test poso.... is there any way to get the thc out in a week if u are desperate??

[Drugman Joe]

I got caught by my folks on the front step of our house. My dad came out, and said, "what are you, toking up out here?" I was busted, so I said yes. He told me to keep it down as he could hear me coughing from their bedroom. The next morning all he told me was,"I can't give you shit for something we used to do, but if I ever catch you smoking crack, I'm going to kick your ass." That was that.
Parents take note! Be like this. Its total bullshit for a parent who has ever toked up to give you shit for it... well its really total bullshit for anyone to give you shit for it but thats not the point.


When was the last time you smoked and how often? How much do you weigh and how much do you exercise?



If you are a good person with good grades, a clean room, and a bright future who gets high....they will focus more on your good qualities since they outweigh that one bad thing.

Untrue. Many aren't capable of this kind of reasoning, specially moms from what I know. They will say its illegal that thats it, nobody should ever do it because its morally wrong, etc... or at least my mom does.

[BUZz UK]

i never bother lyng to my parents now (i don't tell em some things, but i hardly ever lie to them), i just can't be arsed tbh...

[infinitereverie]

If you are a good person with good grades, a clean room, and a bright future who gets high....they will focus more on your good qualities since they outweigh that one bad thing.



Untrue. Many aren't capable of this kind of reasoning, specially moms from what I know. They will say its illegal that thats it, nobody should ever do it because its morally wrong, etc... or at least my mom does.


this is exactly true... i graduated from HS with a 4.0 gpa, i got a full scholarship to a good private school, i have been on the dean's list since being here, i have a good job working with low-income kids... most people would say that i'm a "good" person... and it doesn't matter to my parents because they just see weed as bad. so as long as i smoke, no matter how true the other stuff is, they only focus on my smoking and not other good qualities i have.

[D.Boone]

it happens

[mike45]

I was caught once when i was 14 i think. I got grounded or something for 2 weeks and i had big lecture about it. my dad actually was a huge hippy in the 60s and fucked with all sorts of shit. he said weed is a gateway drug and i shouldnt of done it. im now in college and out of the house and what he doesnt know wont hurt him lol. but i understand how its a bad situation but all this shit about trying to get ur parents to conform to what you think ( which also happens to be right) isnt going to happen. i think as long as u live under there roof u should abide by their rules no matter how stupid they seem now. just smoke outside and hide ur weed really well. And that whole spanking thing lol why dont u just man up to ur dad thats wat i did...sure i got my ass kicked but he didnt spank me ne more.

[hempomatic]

well i think there is nothing wrong with smoking pot.. i mean why did god create it and put it on the earth if it wasnt to be smoked?? stupid pot illegalizing g0-vernment

[chisme]

ive been thinking of telling my parents for a long ass time now... i feel soooo shady and bad when they talk to me when im high... like ashamed. when i get my grades back up im gonna tell them. then go do the dishes. and that will be that. im gonna tell them like this is what i do and thats how it is. wish me luck. i finally saw how cool it was to be free about it and to smoke out in the house and shit, i was over a kids house yesterday...



if u told them that u got your grades up especialy for the ocasion of telling them something u feel will upset them obviously shows u care and they should take LARGE note to this. the fact is u tried. many people in your position dont bother and say ''ave it mum and dad if u like it or not''

[TallulahGreen]

I am glad I had a mother who always told me she would rather me smoke weed than drink.
NOW WE DRINK AND SMOKE WEED TOGETHER. My social life is so pathetic that whenever my boyfriend want to go out and have a good time we go get fucked up with my mom...

[gee]

see, i have always dreamed about that kinda thing, like being able to just smoke and have weed without the guilt that comes along with hiding shit from my parents. jsut one question? were they ever adamantly opposed to it?
if so, how should i condition them? i should prob get my grades up of course, but what else?

no offence but your a little BIZNATCHH

dreaming about being able to smoke without "guilt"? give me a fucking break. i've been reading your posts in this thread and have to say, your a bitch. you wana go through all that junk, then your parents might be okay with you smoking, how much better will that make you feel?

[da haze meister]

no offence but your a little BIZNATCHH

dreaming about being able to smoke without "guilt"? give me a fucking break. i've been reading your posts in this thread and have to say, your a bitch. you wana go through all that junk, then your parents might be okay with you smoking, how much better will that make you feel?
how about you shut up. you cant even spell biznatch right you dumbass. or offense. or wanna. i can make whatever decisions i want, ok faggot? you should tell your parents you won the spelling bee.

[Euphoric]

Hahah i agree with gee

[ScarlettCrush]

if you have all those good things going for you, then start pointing them out next time your parents give you shit about smoking weed.
it obviously has not affected you badly, you make good decisions on y our own, so they should trust that this is an acceptable risk you assume on your own that does not affect them or your life in any negative way.
They are probably more worried about what would happen if you get busted, that shit can fuck your life up. Instead of being mad at you, they might try joining norml or something...legalize is the answer.
Tell them you are thinking of moving to far off Canada where it is legal, see if they like you living in another country to live your chosen lifestyle.

ps.
having respect for your family doesn't really make you a bitch.
but making fun of someone who likes his parents kind of makes you one.
chill out boys.

[da haze meister]

if you have all those good things going for you, then start pointing them out next time your parents give you shit about smoking weed.
it obviously has not affected you badly, you make good decisions on y our own, so they should trust that this is an acceptable risk you assume on your own that does not affect them or your life in any negative way.
They are probably more worried about what would happen if you get busted, that shit can fuck your life up. Instead of being mad at you, they might try joining norml or something...legalize is the answer.
Tell them you are thinking of moving to far off Canada where it is legal, see if they like you living in another country to live your chosen lifestyle.

ps.
having respect for your family doesn't really make you a bitch.
but making fun of someone who likes his parents kind of makes you one.
chill out boys.
THANK YOU miss scarlett.
They do not know i smoke, but they found a bowl once, and i said it was a friends and that i had only smoked once. also, last drug test i took came out neg for everything. But, you do have a good idea there. Thank you.

[enthused]

my mom caught me. she was mad at first now she doesnt care. she doesnt want to see me doing it though. im stoned almost always when im here. no guilt. dont care, my life, my body. ill do what i want, when I want

[da haze meister]

dont care, my life, my body. ill do what i want, when I want
OMG
that is the most insane thing i have ever heard
that is perfect
thank you.

[Jeff Spicoli]

PEAK A BOO!
LOL

[hempomatic]

AHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i am thinking about making them some pot brownies then when they seem to be trippin hard on that pot i would ask for my shit back....no would it be wrong for me to give my parents pot brownies or might i make a good ass way to get my stuff back??

[hempomatic]

BU FUCKING MP

[Jeff Spicoli]

PEAK A BOO HEMPO!
I SEE YOU! LOL

[JunkYard]

AHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i am thinking about making them some pot brownies then when they seem to be trippin hard on that pot i would ask for my shit back....no would it be wrong for me to give my parents pot brownies or might i make a good ass way to get my stuff back??

Fuck what was taken and smoke on the sh!t you were going to make brownies with. Unless you just want to see them fucked up, lol!

Ahh screw it! forget getting it back, make the brownies, and trip with your folks!

[Jeff Spicoli]

be a man and fuck your dad

[Draziok]

I got caught, My mom was like 'I'm not mad at you.. bla bla bla bla..'

then she started getting mad a week later, when she had found some baggies I had hidden from a long time ago, and she threatened to send me to boot camp... I still smoke, but I'm smarter about it.

[JunkYard]

I got busted when I was 14, but my mum never said a word. It was a look of inner laughter. I could almost see a grin on her face, lol! (I was trippin balls, though)

My mother gets more wound up about me smoking now, then when I was 14.

I'm 35!

Go figure . . .

[Atom Bong]

yo my dad used to be harsh about it, especially when he found out my older sister smoked, he was way harder on her, now when its my turn to come around and shine they dont care as much, maybe i was the accident but who gives a fuck, now he just tells me not to smoke in the house. i take it ur parents never gave u the drug talk, so instead, break out the brillo pad, spark up a bowl of crack, and when u get caught say "hey, atleast its not weed"

[1212awwaww]

My mum caught me and hide it from my step dad, and my step dad caught me and hid it from my mum, dam im good. They still dont know the other knows and its 2 years later. :thumbsup:

Mum caught me cause i used her fone to send msg's to set up a deal not realizing her fone saved sent msg's DOH wat a dumbass.

My step dad found a half ounce of hash in my pocket AFTER it had been throo the wash, smoked it anyway. Now my step dad always does all my washing incase im stupid enuf to do it again,ha,result :rasta:

[hempomatic]

ha ha that sucks i once had the stem to my pipe and it got through the wash once my mom didnt know what is was nor ask me since all it was was a melted and bent pen tube...........and she has washed my walle like 20 times now i hate it when parents do that kind of shit!!!well gotta go the oven is just done preheating now ;-)

[mojoke]

I also just got busted by my mom for the second time last night....

Had been smoking all day, roadie at lunch, blunt before 5th hour, J before track then my buddies houses to smoke some birthday weed. Came home around 8 oclock to find my mom in my room... Guess she found my backpack with all my shit in it (not my favorite peice tho, luckily i had it on me while i was smoking all day :P) while she was looking for some shit... Got the "smoking weed is illegal" shit from her and a threat that she is debating calling the police or sending me to military school. all and all its not so bad, thank god my dad smokes mad reefer and doesn't say shit to me about it..


o yea...I had about 3/4 of an 8th in there which i found under her mattress this morning, grabbed about half of it :) All in all i only really lost 10 bux

[Dplaya4life03]

I got busted by my mom like a month ago. I came into my house at like 2 am, high as shit, and my mom comes out of her room and says i found a cigar plastic and rolling papers in you bed. I couldn't really say nething to defend myself, so i just told her i was smoking. She was pretty pissed off at first, she stopped putting money in my account for a while, but eventually she didn't really care and just accepted it.

[stonerneedsrealweed]

ha well i have a huge computer case that holds the guts to my computer that can lock well if i have my sound card near the top co i have room for 2 12 ouence can drinks a cd player then still have room for a pipe papers and weed well hade it out and that was my whole stash so guess i should just wait a while
they are starting to realize they were probally too hard on my punishment and gave me my door back since i have been so helpfull ( they said i have to earn back my stuff) so as i post at 2 46 in the morning im thinking damnit why couldnt my parents just let me toke it up they said ""acording to the bible...blah blah blah""" well i thought then why did god create it!!!??????... i think it is perfectly ok so smoke pot and i support all laws to make it legal

[Up In Smoke 420]

well now they made an appointment to take my to that drug rehab shit and take a drug test on friday.. i need to stay at the gym (i am home schooled) work the fuck out on the treadmill and drink a few gallons of water so i might not test poso.... is there any way to get the thc out in a week if u are desperate?? Okay I have to reply to this now And I missed a couple posts in this thread so... dont kno if it's been said but man stick up for yourself dont let your parents hit you with a fucking belt what kind of shit is that it pisses me off that's abuse you cant whack someone witha a leather belt. Secondly you shouldnt have been smoking in your room in the first place. Also dont waste your time trying to get THC out of your system they already caught you smoking they expect you to test positive. Just say Mom/Dad I wont be clean because weed takes about a month to leave the body so stop wasting your money on that drug test. Dont let them control your life like that if they take that belt out again walk the fuck out be like hit me with that and you will never see me again. Lastly man good luck it must suck not having ANYTHING in your room.

[hempomatic]

FUCK yeayh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just got my stuff back!!! yay!!!!!!! i had been really nice to them the pact few week doing stuff and got my stuff back!!!!! (not my stash just my other stuff so now i am officailly posting on my desktop computer for the first time in about 2 weeks so ..... i havent found my stash anywhere where they might hide it yet.............................hope to score a tiny amount for 4/20 so i can have enough to bake twice that day 4/20 am and 4/20 pm on thel 20 maby see if they will let me have a friend over


i see every one thinks im an asshole or bich so FUCK YOU EVERYONE WHO CALLED ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TonyD]

I just told them when i was 15 that i was tokin weed.

No leather straps for me thank you. I told my mum i toke gave her a few facts my sister had already been a toker a few years before me so my mum already knew what to expect.

This shit about taking door off hinges and taking shit out your room is pretty fucked up because i could never ever picture that shit. Fuck i used to leave my bongs just lying out in my room floor nothing hidden even before i told them but i guess it all depends on the people.

My mum accepted that marijuana is less harmful than alcohol and by the age of 15 most Scottish people are drinking 2-3 nights a week. Well at least the one's i know. Its a very different culture here your expected to behave like an adult from the age of 16, where as in america you are still treated very much like a child. That was all a few years ago now.

America's social beliefs continue to amaze me and the way younger people are treated in america beggars belief. Although i suppose American younger people must behave differently if they are being treated so.

[sbskico1]

That's why getting your own place is the greatest feeling in the world!
I still remember the day as if were yesterday.

[soxsuk6432]

I've been caught so many times it's not funny I've actually lost count its somewhere around 12-15. I'm not very sneaky and I don't really give a fuck. The first time I got grounded for 2 months and got beat up and the 2nd was pretty chill. Thursday I got caught and I got grounded which doesn't usually happen anymore because it's not a surprise but they still get mad almost everytime. I've almost gotten them to accept it. The best thing to do is be open and ell them why you smoke (anything but "to be cool" will suprise them because they can't imagine why anyone would do it) then tell them you won't quit and if your grades aren't effectd they shouldn't really care.

[suhl]

what the hell were you doing ripping bong in your room, and if you were why in gods name werent you blowing it out the window, of course youre going to get caught. my mom kind of caught me and talked to me about it for a few minutes then told me to never do it in the house again. she didnt smell it or anything, but she got kind of suspicious that i would randomly be sitting in the dark in my room listening to music and like a month before my lighter had fallen out of my pocket in the chair in the living room and she found it. i didnt admit or deny anything i just kept saying ok to everything she said. i later found out that she secretly told my sister if she caught me smoking in the house again she would kick me out. not that is pretty fucking ridiculous considering she was bitching about how she couldnt trust me any more because i was smoking (other than about getting high i honestly never lied to her, and that was more of me not telling her), and she goes and does something behind my back the next day. the real kicker is she has told me she smoked and dropped acid all the time when she was a kid, and i look at her now and shes totally healthy, and then bitches at me when i do it. the real bad part is she has no problem with my sister getting into bars with a fake id, then driving home drunk with a random guy, who will fuck her in her room then make his exit around nine in the morning. and i was honestly considering telling her i smoked and im really glad i didnt, because now she realizes it is something she cant stop, all she says is dont do it in my house. had i come to her and told her she probably would have said i have depression and sent me to a pyschiatrist and tried to get me to quit smoking all together. seriously whenever something happens to anyone in our family she says its depression. anyway i was seriously so surprised at just how pissed she got, but damn talking about rehab for weed that is a fucking joke.

[mrdevious]

These parents I hear about beating up their kids PISS ME OFF:mad: . I wouldn't mind sending them to an Islamic country where drinking is a major sin, and have them get the shit beaten out of them for having a drink. Let them really feel the injustice about how unfair it is that they're getting beaten up for having a little drink.

[partyguy420]

the last time my dad tried to whoop my ass, i stood up and punched him in the face

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My dad stopped the car in the middle of the freeway, got out of the car, and tried to fight me. I mean, I think your dad starting a fight with you is kinda fucked up, but for more respectable than spanking.

[suhl]

my dad is a lot bigger than me so if i tried to fight him id get my ass kicked, but rest assured if he ever did anything id get him back much worse than he got me

[graph]

my dad is a lot bigger than me so if i tried to fight him id get my ass kicked, but rest assured if he ever did anything id get him back much worse than he got me
but still, would you just sit there and let him spank you or would you at least TRY and fight back?

[suhl]

i would try to fight back definitely. i dont think he would ever hit me, and defnitely not for smoking. he almost caught me once too, or basically did catch me. i walked into his house pretty stoned and my stepmom immediately asks me about my eyes then i just go ah im tired. then my dad noticed i had a hole in my pants so he told me to go put on a different pair and give those to him. so i did, then he started going through the pockets and found some money in them and jokingly is like ok the next one is mine, then he started shaking them and my lighter fell out. then he goes oh been smokin some cigars, i dont think so i think you been smoking some pot, then there was about a three second pause and then he goes, not that i care. then my stepmom said well i do, then he gave her a look, smiled at me and handed me back my lighter. it was perfect.

[Bman719]

I've had my close calls with getting caught by my parents more then a few times, but I always seemed to talk my way out of it. First time I almost got caught I was smoking in my Walk In Closet and forgot to lock the door to my room. My mother was coming up the stairs to go to bed, I heard her and remembered my door wasn't locked, I bolted up and jumped out of the closet, and she saw me jumping out of the closet right as she opened the door. She asked what I was doing and I said organizing my dirty clothes into coloreds and whites to do the laundry (It was bullshit, it was almost midnight and I of course had no plans to do laundry that night) She just said ok and good night and shut the door. Wasn't using a mojo at the time either (Toilet paper roll with dryer sheets stuffed into it) so the longer she stayed in the room the more of a chance she would have smelled pot coming from my direction. Then there was the time I smoked a bowl (in my closet) and went downstairs to get into my car and go chill at a friends house. I forgot to put cologne on or gum in my mouth and my dad said he smelled weed on my coat. I told him I had been around it, but I wasn't doing it. He asked which of my friends smoke pot and I wouldn't tell him and just left anyway, and that was the end of that. Closest call, and the most recent to me turning 18, was when my older brother (who was 24 at the time) had just picked up a half ounce of some skunk, and was breaking it up to put some of it in his hitter box while we were chillin in my room. Heard my parents come home, so I went downstairs to say hi, my brother didn't even put his weed back in the baggie, just put it on my dresser and put a shirt over it. He didn't bother to shut my door when he came downstairs. My mom went upstairs before either of us did, and smelled something that smelled like a "skunk" from the hallway and asked me what the hell it was. To save my own ass, I said it was my garbage that hadn't been taking out that must have been stinking it up and immediately took my trash out. That was the end of that. Saved my ass on that one, they would have been pissed at me for it, even if it wasn't mine because I knew what he was doing and was participating it. I still live with my parents (for another month before i move out into an apartment) and I'm almost 19. I've smoked in my room every night for the last six months, and am always high when they see me (my eyes are usually bloodshot as hell) I assume they know and don't say anything, since I'm respectful to them and keep it very low key. I think my dad is more ok with it then my mom, but either way I have done whatever the hell I've felt like since I became of age and they haven't said or done shit. I have had conversations with them on how marijuana should be legalized, so I'm pretty damn sure they know. I think all they care about right now is that I am moving in a month, so they could care less what I do with my money or my time lol.

[Pete Rock]

no offence but your a little BIZNATCHH

dreaming about being able to smoke without "guilt"? give me a fucking break. i've been reading your posts in this thread and have to say, your a bitch. you wana go through all that junk, then your parents might be okay with you smoking, how much better will that make you feel?

LMAO I haven't heard someone say biznatch in a long time.

[hempomatic]

well they are cool now and now i finally got to get some again some white w this time anready smuuked 2 bwlels im high as a kite ight now

[TheLion]

sorry to hear that man , i was caught when i was younger 2, and now (only 20) i burn with my dad, funny how things work out, best of luck to ya :rasta:
Same here man.

[Mr.Whitey]

It's only me and my younger brother living with my father. I remember when my dad found out about me smoking weed. He didn't even seem to care, all he said was, don't let me catch you smoking with your brother.

The next fucking day he comes into the house and we're lighting up. Dad just says, hey I thought I told you not to give him any. All I said was, it's not mine it's his and he shook his head and walked into the kitchen. Now we smoke all over the house, tis great.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

what kinda laptop is it? also, very sorry to hear about your bust, when they are out of the house, search for your stuff, and hide it well,and if half your bag of weed is gone, and your bong looks a little more resinated than it used to, youll know someones a hipocrit.

[hempomatic]

it is one of these http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.acorncomputers.com/images/items/300216.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.acorncomputers.com/laptop/ultra_personal_computer_300216.asp&h=150&w=200&sz=7&tbnid=CwxgOvCUYwr7qM:&tbnh=74&tbnw=99&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmini%2Blaptop%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

the are great for how freakin small they are... got ne at a local pc shop well i am baked right now on that nice tasten white widow


the computer is real small and not so easy to use but hey i can hide it o quick:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

[hempomatic]

yep that is what i got

[TokinBaby]

sounds like your F**ked

[Matt the Funk]

lol really dude stop this insanity!

[timmywilson]

Let this be a lesson to any of you other kids. DO NOT SMOKE IN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE IF THEY WOULDN'T APPROVE If is something they disapprove of, you definitely need to take it elsewhere.