HOW CAN CHISME COME 2 THE U.S OF A?

[chisme]

So i wanna come to america ....

i dont know why i just wanna come and spread my skunk...is there a way i coudl basicly walk to the ocean get a ferry to a beach in u.s.a and walk up the beach???? i mean woudl that be possible? say if i hired a speed boat (heaven knows how ill get that cash) and speed my way to usa would i just b able to drive up to the beach and walk on?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Get a pilot's licence and buy yourself a plane... fly there... take all the drugs and women you can :D

[justinsane]

Get a pilot's licence and buy yourself a plane... fly there... take all the drugs and women you can :D

hahaha,,.... and women

[jonny]

Plannin on bein an illegal immigrant ey.

You won't av the papers you need to get by.

Couldn't get any health treatment,
No chance of a job (although I'm sure you're planning on growing but you need a coverup + startup money.

Yeah sorry mate, its an unrealistic dream. You'd av to do it by the book, gettin a green card an all that bollocks.

I frankly don't think the US is worth it, I'd very much like to visit canada though.

I want to visit lotsa countries so I know where to go, I'm plannin on being out eh UK within 5-10 years because of the way this country is goin.

Its gonna get worse an worse with labour, takin away more an more of our rights, plus privacy becoming nearer to being a myth.
I'd hate conservatives to get into power.
And the liberals wouldn't know the first thing about running a country from lack of experience and wouldn't get voted in anyway.

As long as I'm out before I.d cards, there is NO way I'm paying for something I don't want.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

hahaha,,.... and women

Well I'd hope he wouldn't want men (*ahem* apart from me :))

[chisme]

could i not just get a speed boat and swim like a mile from the beach?

[Gumby]

you don't want to come here... it's all a lie and it's not as fun as it looks... but ya land anywhere in fl and no one will notice... we get boats everyday with people.

If you bring me some drugs I'll dock your boat for ya and tell you where to come in at :)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

could i not just get a speed boat and swim like a mile from the beach?
You really gonna make it all the way across the atlantic in a little speed boat? lol... drug runners go a few miles, maybe 40... but that far is just crazy!

[chisme]

why? as long as it goes forwards im ok?

[chisme]

you don't want to come here... it's all a lie and it's not as fun as it looks... but ya land anywhere in fl and no one will notice... we get boats everyday with people.

If you bring me some drugs I'll dock your boat for ya and tell you where to come in at :)


oh yes bruv a whole lotta drugs....draged in a water tight case on a rope trailing about 3 miles behind lol

[chisme]

if a shark attacks me id stab it in the face

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

why? as long as it goes forwards im ok?
You'll be out in the open.... in a boat, alone for a couple of days... and plane going 500mph takes 8 hours, so a boat going about 70mph tops is gonna take a couple of days lol... well a few days lol! I'd pay you £3,000 if you could make it!

[chisme]

really? damn mmm anyways of getting there in a day? couple of hours?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

really? damn mmm anyways of getting there in a day? couple of hours?

A space ship.... 500mph takes like 8 hours, so no lol.

[chisme]

oh well......how far would amsterdam take?

[chisme]

how far is amster damn? could i swim if i like rolled a phat one and smoke it in 2mins then jumped out a speed boat halfway?

like is it really far? i know this will sound stupid but im serious would it be possible?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

how far is amster damn? could i swim if i like rolled a phat one and smoke it in 2mins then jumped out a speed boat halfway?

like is it really far? i know this will sound stupid but im serious would it be possible?

I swam for years for a proper club, so I'll swim with you... just look at it on a map, people swim to France in like 2 hours, so I'm guessing you should just see how much further away it is!

[LOVElife]

oh well......how far would amsterdam take?
How far would Amsterdam take!!!????

A speedboat, well one that you could afford wouldn't get you across the Atlantic Ocean on a tank of fuel. you wouldnt even get out of the English Chanell before you blazed it up and crashed the thing anyways! haha!

Enjoy drifting around the Atlantic and start shouting . . . . WILSON!

[LOVElife]

I swam for years for a proper club, so I'll swim with you... just look at it on a map, people swim to France in like 2 hours, so I'm guessing you should just see how much further away it is!
Right the Channel is 22miles between Dover and Calais, I bet you a pound to a penny that YOU TWO JOKERS, could not swim the English Channel!

Funny shit

Oh.....and Amsterdam takes 16 - 17 hours on Ferry from Newcastle (North East England) to Amsterdam (Holland)

Hence, you could NOT IN A MILLION YEARS doggy paddle your way to freedom!

LMFAO

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Right the Channel is 22miles between Dover and Calais, I bet you a pound to a penny that YOU TWO JOKERS, could not swim the English Channel!

Funny shit

Oh.....and Amsterdam takes 16 - 17 hours on Ferry from Newcastle (North East England) to Amsterdam (Holland)

Hence, you could NOT IN A MILLION YEARS doggy paddle your way to freedom!

LMFAO

Oh ok punk, maybe not 2 hours then lol... but like I bet I could swim that far... others have done it and so will I if you come watch me!

[LOVElife]

Oh ok punk, maybe not 2 hours then lol... but like I bet I could swim that far... others have done it and so will I if you come watch me!
I have done the Aspire Swim Challenge mate which IS 22 MILES in a pool over a certain period. And FAR FAR FAR greater than 2 hours!

You actually suggested though mate. . . .

1408 Lengths of a 25metre pool in 2 hours........

Hold up that . . . . thinking to myself

704 in an hour......... OH MY, THAT SOUNDS TOUGH!. . . .Lets think about this for a moment it could happen. . . .

oh actually it couldnt. . .

Equalling a WOPPING 11.7 Lengths per minute!


YOU PEOPLE CRACK ME UP! PIPE DREAMS

[LOVElife]

Oh yeah and you suggest actually doin' it in the Sea/Ocean!

Its challenging beyond belief enough, in a swimming pool.

To suggest you TWO, average weed heads could don your SPEEDOS and Baywatch all the way to France is the sort of stuff you piss yourself at!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I used to swim.. for 7 years, 4 times a week for a proper club man, I could give it a good fuckin' try! I'm tellin' ya, one day I'ma prove you wrong ;)

[briman]

i cant go abroad or get a green card :( due to my convictions and all but hey the weed is gd here so i dont care:rasta: chisme just buy some decent bud and forget all about it

[chisme]

lol sorry what swim the english channel??!

bruv on a really clear day with binoculars u can se over it so i think we could handle that.


plus when i smoke i really get into things one time i was at the beach in little hampton and i smoked a blunts and got the need to swim and ended up like fucking far i was scared to shit when i realised howfar i had gone. u know when u hear the deeeena......deeeeeena..deeeeeena of the jaws theme and i wanna get out asap but lol i was so far out i nearly had a panic attack

[high as a pie]

a rubber dinghi is always a winner:D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol sorry what swim the english channel??!

bruv on a really clear day with binoculars u can se over it so i think we could handle that.


plus when i smoke i really get into things one time i was at the beach in little hampton and i smoked a blunts and got the need to swim and ended up like fucking far i was scared to shit when i realised howfar i had gone. u know when u hear the deeeena......deeeeeena..deeeeeena of the jaws theme and i wanna get out asap but lol i was so far out i nearly had a panic attack

Thinking about all those jellyfish and general fish that are swimming about you and stuff when far out in the sea always makes me think and run to shore lol.

[chisme]

I have done the Aspire Swim Challenge mate which IS 22 MILES in a pool over a certain period. And FAR FAR FAR greater than 2 hours!

You actually suggested though mate. . . .

1408 Lengths of a 25metre pool in 2 hours........

Hold up that . . . . thinking to myself

704 in an hour......... OH MY, THAT SOUNDS TOUGH!. . . .Lets think about this for a moment it could happen. . . .

oh actually it couldnt. . .

Equalling a WOPPING 11.7 Lengths per minute!


YOU PEOPLE CRACK ME UP! PIPE DREAMS



lol he said some one has done it in 2 hours not we will do it in two hours and who the fuck r u to jedge us as unfit? u dont even know us. banging on ooo ive done aspire swim challenge.....bruv if u can swim u can swim its about endurance and technique. u dont know i might train everyday but ur predjudges . listen i think i could do it....... its not up to you to start saying oo no u cant ive got aspire challange i know more about i kneow u. ........ive look at a map and think i can do it so whats your big fucking problem?




ps. speedo's?? where the fuck r u from mate?

[chisme]

also ide strap a little self inflating raft to my back so i could pitch tent and blaze a blunt half way....so put that in YOUR pipe and smoke it

[chisme]

Thinking about all those jellyfish and general fish that are swimming about you and stuff when far out in the sea always makes me think and run to shore lol.


yeah thats what i mean like ''GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!'' lol but when your far out i gottas try to keep calm...one time i thought i could feel something crawl up my leg...when i swam all they way back i had a baby crap resting with my ballsack......yes it scared the living shit out of me and i havent done muhc swimming since.

[chisme]

Oh yeah and you suggest actually doin' it in the Sea/Ocean!

Its challenging beyond belief enough, in a swimming pool.

To suggest you TWO, average weed heads could don your SPEEDOS and Baywatch all the way to France is the sort of stuff you piss yourself at!

i dont get it anyway stroke stroke stroke i bang for at least an hour and a half pure with out taking a breather so would it be so hard just to stroke my arms for a bit longer? then have my little inflatable dingy thing for half way blunt maybee have a wank in 3sheets ear while he sleeps and take a picture then set swimming again

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

yeah thats what i mean like ''GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!'' lol but when your far out i gottas try to keep calm...one time i thought i could feel something crawl up my leg...when i swam all they way back i had a baby crap resting with my ballsack......yes it scared the living shit out of me and i havent done muhc swimming since.

OMG a crab giving you pleasure... not good man haha... but at least you didn't know about it until you got back otherwise you'd have been worried as hell all the way back :p

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i dont get it anyway stroke stroke stroke i bang for at least an hour and a half pure with out taking a breather so would it be so hard just to stroke my arms for a bit longer? then have my little inflatable dingy thing for half way blunt maybee have a wank in 3sheets ear while he sleeps and take a picture then set swimming again

LOL!!! fuck you.. fuck you right in the earhole! haha! :p...

Maybe style my hair with it! euww.

[LOVElife]

lol he said some one has done it in 2 hours not we will do it in two hours and who the fuck r u to jedge us as unfit? u dont even know us. banging on ooo ive done aspire swim challenge.....bruv if u can swim u can swim its about endurance and technique. u dont know i might train everyday but ur predjudges . listen i think i could do it....... its not up to you to start saying oo no u cant ive got aspire challange i know more about i kneow u. ........ive look at a map and think i can do it so whats your big fucking problem?




ps. speedo's?? where the fuck r u from mate?
You're a fuckin' dinlow mate, one minute you making a thread that you're gonna top yourself, next you're setting up an gekko website, then you're fuckin Mitch Buccanan! hahaha

I was saying that I have swam the 22 miles and it is fuckin' hard, and it wouldn't happen in the sea.

Get a job, instead of dreaming!

[3rdEyeVision]

Im pretty sure someone swam from Victoria BC to the US, I dunno why i rememberd that but thats a far fucking swim

[chisme]

You're a fuckin' dinlow mate, one minute you making a thread that you're gonna top yourself, next you're setting up an gekko website, then you're fuckin Mitch Buccanan! hahaha

I was saying that I have swam the 22 miles and it is fuckin' hard, and it wouldn't happen in the sea.

Get a job, instead of dreaming!



yeah? i dont get the funnny point here so i made a website?????/ and then later on in the week i got badly despressed????? so what does that not happen? is that against reality of life? people get depressed bruv everyday people like shop owners, website makers ,animators,writers,craftsman, everyone gets down at some point and i dont know neuither do i care who the fck mitch buccanan is .....


I was saying that I have swam the 22 miles and it is fuckin' hard, and it wouldn't happen in the sea.

= it has happend fool.



oh i forgot by your rules if im depressed one day it means i cant do anything else ever? im not allowed to create a website? im allowd to smile ever because one day of the past week i was depressed?

grow up




also DINLOW did u not notice all the post saying get a speed boat most the way then swim a mile from the coast??? fucking read the posts u dumbass b4 u set about flaming sumone.

[HiddenBeauty]

You could make some wings and fly over but dont go to near the sun.

[BUZz UK]

steal a boat...i've done it before, it's piss...for some reason people don't think to secure their boats...i live in Norfolk, hence the Norfolk Broads, loads of rivers and bodies of water, lakes and stuff..and loads of boats :D

[iliketosmokeweed]

At the risk of sounding stupid , why not try easyjet ? Criminal convictions wont stop you getting in most countries apart from america . People that swim the channel train for years for it , and are followed the whole way by a small flotila of ships , which might bring some unwanted attention to your scheme .