Pain pills.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Why do they call them pain pills? Shouldn't they be called pain killing pills or something like that? Cuz a pain pill should put you in excruciating pain. I don't know what use that would be, but I wanna see the commercials for Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills...


*guy walks in to bathroom* "Man, I haven't been feeling enough pain lately. *reaches in to bathroom cabinet and grabs a box of pills with a Hell design and Kevorkian in big bold letters on the front, pops two of these pills, which are red and cube shaped* Ahhh...gotta love that painful cube shape."

*30 minutes to an hour later* "OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME!? WHY, GOD, WHY!? WHY DID YOU ALLOW THEM TO MAKE THESE FUCKING PILLS" *camera pans to show him writhing with pain on the ground*

"Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, anal bleeding, dry mouth, scratchy throat, severe enlightenment and/or self urination. Go down to your local drugstore to buy Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills today!"

[d00d989]

i think you have an idea here that could make you billions of dollars.

or maybe not xD

[jonny]

IN england there is a tad more common sense, and thus they are reffered to as "PAin killers"

as in: I'm in fuckin agony, gimme a pain killer

[420purplehaze420]

yeah we call them pain killers in canada aswell

[orangeman]

Lol man you must be high P.E.N.G.U.I.N.. Only some one high would think of something like this xD.

[BabySnookums]

i can't believe you posted this
oh shit i forgot im' on my wifes comp...

[tokinggreg]

I wanna see the commercials for Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills...

Go down to your local drugstore to buy Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills today!"

Dr. Kevorkian put people OUT of their pain by killing terminally ill patients; he did not inflict pain on people.

peace,
GC