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Breukelen advocaat
03-10-2006, 10:42 PM
I have a new neighbor - unmistakably a stoner. It's a multi-unit apartment building, he's a few floors below me, and the heady aroma of very sweet stuff is pretty strong on his floor. I have not met the guy yet, but should I say something? I thought of just suggesting that he spray some ozium or neutra-air near the front door. I believe in "minding my own business", but I don't want to see the fellow get in hot water.

highjinx
03-10-2006, 10:47 PM
dude a stoner wont dislike another stoner for no reason!
go to his door with a fat doob an im guessin he'll welcome you! lol

Euphoric
03-10-2006, 10:51 PM
I had this experience, i lived next door to some hot strippers. You could smell weed leaking from their apartment through the whole building. So yea, I definately told them right. They didnt care though, and they never got busted any way. I did however, get to smoke some of their weed.. :cool:

RaoulDuke45
03-11-2006, 05:59 PM
i would first knock on his door and ask for some rolling papers or something, and then after you know he smokes or soemthing then mention the smell

Oneironaut
03-11-2006, 06:17 PM
I would just knock and be like "hey man, just wanted to warn you that it reeks out here" and maybe offer him something to cover up the smell. Then I'd introduce myself, tell him where I live, and invite him up for a smoke sometime.

Its a Plant
03-11-2006, 06:19 PM
Man, if you know what the stoner looks like, try to "accidentally" run into him when you're both leaving your places or something. Just be like, "Haven't seen you around, you just move in?" Then move onto that lovely stank secreeting from his place, then walk back to his place hand in hand ready to smoke.

Serious though, good luck.

AndrewLIKESbud
03-11-2006, 06:22 PM
Just roll over with some bud. Ask him if he smokes bud. If yes then match a bowl with him, if not just introduce yourself and tell him you smelled something and was just checking it out. Nothing illegal in asking someone if they smoke pot. Hope you find a a new smoking buddy, thats always fun.:rasta:

BUZz UK
03-11-2006, 07:15 PM
Just roll over with some bud. Ask him if he smokes bud. If yes then match a bowl with him, if not just introduce yourself and tell him you smelled something and was just checking it out.
if he says no, then break into his apartment and stick a dildo in his arse

psychocat
03-11-2006, 08:45 PM
I would have a quiet word and maybe invite him for a toke .
Stoners should really watch out for each other.

yoda
03-11-2006, 08:50 PM
I would have a quiet word and maybe invite him for a toke .
Stoners should really watch out for each other.

yes, absolutely. i like the idea of knocking on his door, and asking if he smokes because you noticed the smell. if he says yeah, you;ve made yourself a new friend. if he says no, just move on i guess. dont act sketchy though.

TresLeches
03-11-2006, 08:52 PM
You need to bang on his door in the midst of one of his sessions and yell 5-0! Then, when he answers the door and sees that it's just you, he'll be so relieved and welcome you in for a smoke:thumbsup:

psychocat
03-11-2006, 09:08 PM
You need to bang on his door in the midst of one of his sessions and yell 5-0! Then, when he answers the door and sees that it's just you, he'll be so relieved and welcome you in for a smoke:thumbsup:

Or kick your fuckin' teeth out :D ,,well funny though.:cool:

TallulahGreen
03-11-2006, 09:42 PM
I never worry about that kind of stuff. I can always tell when someone in my house is smokin when I come home...I can smell it from the street.. I don't give a shit. Then again, everyone smokes weed.

drinksmokesleep
03-11-2006, 09:44 PM
Ive smoked with some people you would never have thought touched the stuff........so what does a stoner look like prehaps he is just naturaly relaxed lol

TallulahGreen
03-11-2006, 09:46 PM
There is no look to a stoner.....everyone is a stoner. Maybe I just live in a stoner town though...but I can't think of a single person who doesn't smoke.

Breukelen advocaat
03-12-2006, 12:35 AM
Ive smoked with some people you would never have thought touched the stuff........so what does a stoner look like prehaps he is just naturaly relaxed lol

Believe me, this guy's a STONER! Nobody else would look like he does.

He wears jeans and flannel shirts, and has hair down to his ass: basically, he looks like an extreme "deadhead", circa 1970's. Some dealers that I've known, even back then in the 70's when a lot of guys had long hair, would not want somebody that looks like this come to their place to score, lol.

Hey buddy, if you're reading this, get some fucking spray!

Thanks for the suggestions, friends.