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friendowl
03-10-2006, 05:16 PM
daughter of harry dick
i work at a hospital and we have
patients that just signed up with this name.

do you know anyone with a fucked up name.

also we got some kid named bc19.[what kind of name is that]

LOVElife
03-10-2006, 05:29 PM
Ben Dover and Phil MeCrackin work at my place!

del...
03-10-2006, 05:46 PM
i have a neighbor named pedro cabeza...

pabloescobar209
03-10-2006, 05:51 PM
there was/is a nascar driver named Dick Trickle... and that takes the cake in my book.

da5mikeY
03-10-2006, 05:52 PM
Go Steelers on that note, pablo you from there?

friendowl
03-10-2006, 05:53 PM
also
aima jasso

pabloescobar209
03-10-2006, 05:53 PM
Go Steelers on that note, pablo you from there?
Yeah, are u?

friendowl
03-10-2006, 05:54 PM
and jack meove

buddymyfriend
03-10-2006, 05:56 PM
Seymour Butts, Wayne King two very close friends of mine.:p

highjinx
03-10-2006, 05:57 PM
isnt there a hockey player called randy duck!? lol

jonny
03-10-2006, 08:13 PM
there was a girl whose second name is FREAK when I used to go to school!!

Also there was a Prat (another english word for fool)
a DAvid Duddles, jus sounds funny (an he was a spitting image of KEith chegwin, we called im cheggers )

DenseGreenFrost
03-10-2006, 08:37 PM
my step dads name is gordon ball,and his brothers name is Harry Ball.

BigBlock
03-10-2006, 10:04 PM
I used to have a teacher named Dick Grinder. If that was your name why the hell wouldn't you go by Rich instead? :confused:

w4terb0ng
03-10-2006, 10:09 PM
Mike Oxwelling.

Jack Mehoff.

Mike Hawk.


when i was in middle school... our principal's name was Dick Knox

friendowl
03-10-2006, 10:14 PM
micho rizo

God v2.0
03-10-2006, 10:18 PM
I call like hundreds of people every day cause im a telemarketer, we get some funny names. i love it when i get someone with the last name of cox, hello can i please speak with crystie cox? hehe ive seen every name even some of those tricky ones like jack hoff etc

MaRiAh
03-10-2006, 10:22 PM
when i was 5 i had a karate teacher named mr.potty :P and yes thats his real last name...

420ultimatesmokage
03-10-2006, 10:26 PM
what a great avatar mariah:D

MediocreBadGuy
03-10-2006, 10:45 PM
and jack meove

My middle schools teachers' name is Jack Hoffman.. HA

http://www.npenn.org/5577701315343/site/default.asp
Jack Hoffman Mathematics Teacher [email protected] 215-699-9287 648

friendowl
03-10-2006, 10:52 PM
phucmi jada

pabloescobar209
03-10-2006, 10:55 PM
Ug Lee

3rdEyeVision
03-10-2006, 10:57 PM
Imagine how cool those parents were to name their son dick knowing their last name is trickle hahaha i love it,I want to meat his parents

jonny
03-11-2006, 12:45 AM
I want to meat his parents

You a cannibal or somethin?



;)

I thought dick trickle was a great one, an yeh, I really don't get why they don't go by Richard or Rich, unless they were actually named,specifically, Dick.

Either way, hilarious :D

highjinx
03-11-2006, 12:55 AM
lol imagine if your name really was harry potter!........that would suck!

MaRiAh
03-11-2006, 04:51 AM
what a great avatar mariah:D
lol thx :P

rastabill89
03-11-2006, 05:12 AM
I saw some dude on news on tv who's name was Peter Dickie

and my grandma knew a dude whos name was peter dickie

MaryJaneScott
06-02-2006, 08:46 PM
I wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Hoare were thinking when they named their daughterâ?¦

http://www.ottawahomes.net/bio.html

too as in also
06-02-2006, 09:20 PM
there was a kid at my old school named samir dahoney and whenever you say his name it sounded like "smear the honey"

benny123
06-02-2006, 10:32 PM
This asian kid at my school was named "Wang Thang" :D

orangeman
06-02-2006, 11:04 PM
ROFL Friendowl..that shit is hillarious. I know some girl with the last name of Kafluker lol, I know she cant wait to get married, everyone makes fun of it.

sneakinandsmokin
06-03-2006, 04:07 AM
Samir Dehoney? LMAO!!

Eshelmen
06-03-2006, 04:11 AM
what about from heavy weights...

seemor butts or whatever
baha

Eshelmen
06-03-2006, 04:12 AM
Your Mama's so fat.

How fat is she?

Your mama is so fat her cholesterol is dangerously high and she is at risk of developing diabetes

btw i heard that on the show Yo momma

did you get it from there haha

SensiRide
06-03-2006, 10:50 AM
There was a girl in this area named Pocahontas a few years back

jonny
06-03-2006, 12:18 PM
I know a whole family of "Hoare" -and yes, it IS pronounced WHORE

MaryJaneScott
09-21-2006, 10:34 PM
http://www.utahhomes.com/AgentOffice/AgentDetail.aspx?PersonnelID=550

Samwhore
09-21-2006, 10:55 PM
i go to school with a girl named crystal neth

lagstronaut
09-21-2006, 11:36 PM
I wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Hoare were thinking when they named their daughterâ?¦

http://www.ottawahomes.net/bio.html


http://www.utahhomes.com/AgentOffice/AgentDetail.aspx?PersonnelID=550



AHAHAHAH


how do you find these?!

The Colonel
09-22-2006, 12:05 AM
I call like hundreds of people every day cause im a telemarketer, we get some funny names. i love it when i get someone with the last name of cox, hello can i please speak with crystie cox? hehe ive seen every name even some of those tricky ones like jack hoff etc

I actually know a girl named kristy cox. they had a guy on the man show a few years ago named jack hoff.

fikusroot
09-22-2006, 12:12 AM
The crystal dick is being filled
A thousand girls, a thousand thrills
A million ways to spend your time
When we get back, I'll drop a line

NightProwler
09-22-2006, 12:19 AM
my neighbors name is dick ray

cuziwashigh420
09-22-2006, 01:00 AM
daughter of harry dick
i work at a hospital and we have
patients that just signed up with this name.

do you know anyone with a fucked up name.

also we got some kid named bc19.[what kind of name is that]

I feel bad for her. Shes probably got a few years of being made fun of in school.

MaryJaneScott
11-20-2006, 03:44 PM
http://www.fcbarcelona.com/eng/jugadores/baloncesto/biografia_7.shtml

RedLocks
11-20-2006, 03:46 PM
i saw some video from some euro tv show where they went to the airport and bought tickets under the names Terry Ist and Al Kida or something liek that, don't think anyone said anything about it either.. actually might have been linked off these forums

I get mail for "The Guy" who works for the company "Chronicmeditation" because of some form i filled out a few years ago

dark0ne
11-20-2006, 04:11 PM
i worked with a chick named sue wallow. no lie, her pay check envelope said "S.wallow" on it. always got a laugh from that.

KottonMouthKid
11-20-2006, 04:38 PM
theres a kid at my school whos name is "dollar jones"

KottonMouthKid
11-20-2006, 04:40 PM
oh and i have a friend nbamed "parker cocks"

Acouwaila
11-20-2006, 04:45 PM
I knew a kid (male) named Mike Lit

Abattoir Dream
11-20-2006, 04:51 PM
hahaha we had a kid at our school called richard meehard and when you take into account 'dick' is another word for richard its an oppertunity no bully could pass up... lol

Whos Carl
11-20-2006, 04:51 PM
My best mates last name is King he has a brother called Joseph. I think thats pretty funny Joe King.

yoda
11-20-2006, 05:15 PM
i went to school with a girl named caressa johnson

there was an asian girl at my middle school, her name was chiu ngo, but it was pronounced chew, so her name was like a fast food joint. chew n go

LIP
11-20-2006, 06:37 PM
there was a girl whose second name is FREAK when I used to go to school!!

Also there was a Prat (another english word for fool)
a DAvid Duddles, jus sounds funny (an he was a spitting image of KEith chegwin, we called im cheggers )

KEITH CHEGWIN!!!! LOL.

EckyThump
11-20-2006, 06:38 PM
How ugly wer he when he wer young lol... not thats he's changed much.

The Colonel
11-20-2006, 10:32 PM
there was a guy on the man show a few years ago named Jack Hoff

misspotn
11-20-2006, 10:33 PM
My Jr. High principal's name as it appeared on his desk placard thingy:

Mr. P. Enos

Many, many good jokes...