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buddymyfriend
03-10-2006, 12:38 PM
LoL :p

Peace Y'all

Buddy
PureEvil760
03-10-2006, 01:37 PM
nice, it blows my mind how they are trying to lift somthing by lifting another forklift thats lifting the object they want to lift lookin kinda computerized though
daima
03-10-2006, 04:32 PM
why do women live longer then men do? We males are cursed with that dern Y Chromosome. That just has to be the reason why ...Y ? :dance:

dai*ma:D
highjinx
03-10-2006, 04:36 PM
lol bunch of clowns!
it'd be cool runnin by and kickin the wood away from the car! lol:stoned: :dance:
friendowl
03-10-2006, 04:53 PM
quote from belly

" bitches will fuck your whole shit up "
friendowl
03-10-2006, 04:56 PM
fun fun fun
Storm Crow
03-10-2006, 05:47 PM
First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".
Nochowderforyou
03-10-2006, 05:52 PM
What, guys don't cry? Women don't pull bonehead stunts? You should watch the news more and get your head out of your rear. Some women are just as boneheaded as men, and some women cry as much as some men. Women aren't perfect angels you know, but neither are men.
pabloescobar209
03-10-2006, 05:53 PM
First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.
highjinx
03-10-2006, 05:53 PM
First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".

WTF is that shit true? or am i just high and gullible?:stoned: :confused:
buddymyfriend
03-10-2006, 05:54 PM
What, guys don't cry? Women don't pull bonehead stunts? You should watch the news more and get your head out of your rear. Some women are just as boneheaded as men, and some women cry as much as some men. Women aren't perfect angels you know, but neither are men.

Ya beat me to the punch bro! Amen!!
Oneironaut
03-11-2006, 06:27 PM
The real answer, unsurprisingly enough, is much more complex than that. Here's the scientific answer for anybody interested: http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/sep99/937577951.Me.r.html
bonsaiguy
03-13-2006, 03:24 AM
It's the old Rodney Dangerfield gag...why do married men die before thier wives?...because they want to.

badump bump!!
t3chyo
03-13-2006, 04:57 AM
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.

jokes are only funny if they make sense...at least for me:thumbsup:
eddievanzant
03-13-2006, 05:23 AM
This is so important I feel the need to put it in bold.
Considering how much time women waste putting on make up, crying, putting on more make up, and spending 2 hours a week watching some gay chick flick, I would live more of a life if I live to be 60 than a woman who might live to be 65. I would rather have higher stress levels and die younger than outlive my friends and shit in my pants.
Kokujin X
03-13-2006, 05:31 AM
Tears being the secrete to an extra couple years? Yeah right, It may help relieve stress AT BEST. It aint gonna make you live longer...
One of the main reasons women live longer is simple because of fat. Fat on men generally stores around the abdomen, around most vital organs. Fat on women however, tends to go to the thighs, butt and whatnot. Places that don't really matter when it comes to health.
Tmar.aLL.DaYmar
03-13-2006, 05:40 AM
women live longer because they dont nag other women to death.
Breukelen advocaat
03-13-2006, 05:47 AM
women live longer because they dont nag other women to death.


Now THAT'S the best answer we've heard here yet!!!!:dance:
hunny
03-13-2006, 02:23 PM
lol
smokenthegoodstuff
05-31-2006, 05:37 AM
ok i saw this and studied real hard look where i circled with red... what the fuck is that guy doing there. that looks out of place !!! scary :rasta: :rasta: :p :rasta:
yoda
05-31-2006, 05:49 AM
It's the old Rodney Dangerfield gag...why do married men die before thier wives?...because they want to.

badump bump!!

lol, i was gonna say that
TheLion
05-31-2006, 07:14 AM
Love it.
Wesley Pipes
05-31-2006, 09:54 AM
the reason men will survive the apocalypse and women won't!!.... :dance:
The Grim Reefer
05-31-2006, 10:52 AM
the reason men will survive the apocalypse and women won't!!.... :dance:

LOL! It's so true. :thumbsup:
paperlunatic
05-31-2006, 02:22 PM
First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".

:confused: who are you talking to?

your saying ALL guys dont cry??

thats pretty sexist of you.

hmm

i bet she punches guys in the dick to make them cry.

try that for stress
paperlunatic
05-31-2006, 02:31 PM
Motor vehicle accidents are the
most common cause of death for males in this age group, followed by
homicide, suicide, cancer and drowning. Interestingly, a surge in male
mortality has been observed in other primates at a similar stage in life

well im not going to make it bold font, but do you see the word suicide on that list?? yes.
thats because women drive men nuts.

because the only REAL 'sensetive' men, (like me)
are totaly nuts!
they're such nervous wrecks that women dont even look for us.

half of us arent even seen in public! or sometimes in mental homes!
BECAUSE THATS WHERE THE SENSITIVES GUYS ARE.

lol. being harsh but its true.