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buddymyfriend
03-10-2006, 10:55 AM
Woot! I've been out of work since the end of October and have just £2.51 to my name which shall be going on a chicken n chip lunch drowned in chilli and garlic mayo. I start my new job with NTL on monday and cant wait! Its good money, not to far from home and theres loads of benefits. Free health care and after my probation I get discounted TV. Check this, I get ALL the channels for £10 with free installation. Woot, cheap soft porn;). Well wish me luck guys!

Peace

Buddy
imagoober
03-10-2006, 01:19 PM
Good luck man! whats NTL stand for, what will you be doing?
buddymyfriend
03-10-2006, 01:31 PM
http://www.ntl.com/

I'll be working in Credit Control, basically talking to scrotes who havent paid their bills and try to resolve the situation. Im well looking forward, im going stir crazy sat at home. Im a people person and need to be around folk.

Peace

Buddy
3 Sheets To The Wind
03-10-2006, 01:53 PM
Sweet man, good luck with it.. and a free tv can't be bad ;)
LOVElife
03-10-2006, 03:03 PM
http://www.ntl.com/

I'll be working in Credit Control, basically talking to scrotes who havent paid their bills and try to resolve the situation. Im well looking forward, im going stir crazy sat at home. Im a people person and need to be around folk.

Peace

Buddy
Ooooh, call centre debt collection! Hahaha! Everybodys best friend!

Im EVEN WORSE I work as a Debt Collector, not on phones, in the thick of it! You don't need customer service skills to work on call centre debt collection mate, you aint there to be their friend!

Enjoy
highjinx
03-10-2006, 03:21 PM
damn i have to get a job! i aint bin workin since xmas!
i wake in the morning an say to myself "right get your ass out there and find something"
but then i get high and....well...you know the rest! lol:D :smokin:
LOVElife
03-10-2006, 03:25 PM
damn i have to get a job! i aint bin workin since xmas!
i wake in the morning an say to myself "right get your ass out there and find something"
but then i get high and....well...you know the rest! lol:D :smokin:
You realise you will be able to buy more weed when you have a job? Get Out and Get a J...O...B! The word today is Job, J O B!
Wesley Pipes
03-10-2006, 03:28 PM
damn i have to get a job! i aint bin workin since xmas!
i wake in the morning an say to myself "right get your ass out there and find something"
but then i get high and....well...you know the rest! lol:D :smokin:
lol yeah i know the rest... only too well m8 :D :stoned:
highjinx
03-10-2006, 03:33 PM
yeah man the last resort is McD's my mate is workin there jus now,
he has a pretty good scam goin, bout £100 a day! then wages on top.
i could go me some of that!:dance: :thumbsup:
LOVElife
03-10-2006, 03:35 PM
yeah man the last resort is McD's my mate is workin there jus now,
he has a pretty good scam goin, bout £100 a day! then wages on top.
i could go me some of that!:dance: :thumbsup:
DickHead!
highjinx
03-10-2006, 03:39 PM
DickHead!

Dickhead with cash!:twocents: :rolleyes:
Shelbay
03-10-2006, 03:44 PM
Dickhead with cash!:twocents: :rolleyes:
Now that was funny! lol
friendowl
03-10-2006, 04:20 PM
good luck with that
drinksmokesleep
03-10-2006, 04:27 PM
Yeah man good luck...........and the tv Deal sounds sweet..............

Ive been unemployed for donks.....so hope it works out cool for you....

Peace
buddymyfriend
03-10-2006, 06:06 PM
Dickhead with cash!:twocents: :rolleyes:

LoL

I worked at Macky D's for a day and quit. Man I aint flippin burgers for noone!
highjinx
03-10-2006, 06:09 PM
lol yeah, believe me its a last fukn resort!:stoned:
xNoa
03-10-2006, 06:15 PM
i wouldnt feel bad ripping off maccy d's though(the amount of junk they poisen people with and huge amounts of money they have anyway), if u knew some scam u could get away with bringing back £100 a day sorted lol.
Nochowderforyou
03-10-2006, 06:16 PM
McDicks around here pays their night workers $11/hr. Times sure have changed from my first high school job that opayed only $6.15 and hr, unloading trucks.

I'll never work in resturaunt again though. I work as a truss/joist cutter now. Hard work, but I'm losing my beer gut and making good cash. Except I called in sick today because my body is aching. :o Hard on the body lifting 60ft beams when its -15degC outside all day.
Oli
03-11-2006, 05:32 PM
Congrats with the job, maybe you can improve the customer service. NTL are great till you have a problem...