Cruising With No Weed

[TrueTNBuds508]

So I'm goin on a cruise starting on saturday. And I have no weed and everyone else is dry. Has anyone ever been on a cruise or in a stiuation like this. And do you guys think I can get some weed on the boat. Any advice is appreciated.
-peace:rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

[skunksmoker006]

if i were you i would probably go with dxm or alcohol.or both:rasta:

[Tonymontalvo]

if i were you i would probably go with dxm or alcohol.or both:rasta:
Plenty of alcohol will do you just as fine, just dont try kicking any game to any old chicks

[Frivolous248]

Depending on what kind of people are mostly on the cruise, I'd say you can probably get a bag if you try. A lot of people smoke, and you're probably not the first person to have the idea to bring weed on a cruise.

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look for extremely shady characters with bloodshot eyes. and by the way, cruises are so much fun that i bet once you get going you won't even think of weed. and when you get back and buy a sack, you'll get extra blazed cause you've had a week off!

there's optimism for ya :rasta:

[187]

where are u stopping i bet there will be some there

[Its a Plant]

this thread had me confused 'cause me and my buddies call "cruises" long, extensive routes of smoking. So at first, it made no sense why you didnt have any weed. haha..:stoned:

anyways, just drink helllaaa on the cruise and if you find weed, it's like a bonus gift on christmas hidden under the tree.

[sbskico1]

talk to the busboys

[dewdrinker]

talk to the busboys

lol i work at a restaurant and half the bus boys smoke weed.

anyway i too am going on a cruise and plan to be taking aboard hopefully a full on 1/4th. im gonna tape it to my nuts if its not too obvious. they wouldnt strip search me and it wouldnt set off a metal detector. as for your problem are you going to mexico? usually on the 2nd or 3rd day of california cruises u stop at mexico and trust me there is weed. just go around saying "quieres mota?" and the locals will no what u mean.

[NextLineIsMine]

Asking people if they want weed when you have none is a dumb idea, you mean yo quiero mota, what are the spanish words for weed? they never taught us in class.

[sbskico1]

yo dew, you dont have to use tape, use whitey-tightys and place at the very bottom, theres a flap, been carrying on planes for 10+ years

[dewdrinker]

yo dew, you dont have to use tape, use whitey-tightys and place at the very bottom, theres a flap, been carrying on planes for 10+ years


wow very good tip thanks. i dont own any tighty whiteys tho you think boxer breifs would work? and how much would fit in there. not to brag or anything but my junk takes up a lot of space and i dono how much i can fit in a pair of underwear.

edit: nextline i dont know spanish very well im a white guy but ill keep that in mind yo queiro not just queiro. or i could just slap down a 50 and say (in a mexican accent) "marijuana?"

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quiero can be used instead of yo quiero. Only white people say the words like yo and tu in front of the verb in most situations. Due to spanish conjugation, spanish-speaking people know that quiero mota and yo quiero mota is the same thing. Go with quiero mota, as it will sound more natual and you are less likely for getting ripped off because you're a whitey. Also, I believe what dewdrinker meant to say is tienes mota, which means do you have marijuana.

[dewdrinker]

yes graph that is pretty correct. anyway i dont plan on having to struggle and find any i will just bring my own. hopefully a whopping ammount htat i can even slang some while on board. i could overcharge because they aint growin or finding it out on the open sea.

[sbskico1]

wont it be wonderful if all the dope smokers spoke english

[dewdrinker]

would be nice if everyone in southern california spoke english. im no racist but im sick of spanish.

[sbskico1]

dew -check out the "Politics" board

illegals cost the country billions

[dewdrinker]

yeah i know all about it. i wish the mexican govt would do something about it and that our govt was more strict. kinda sucks.

[dewdrinker]

hey sbskico1 you say u put it in tighty whiteys, im plannin on bringin some quality herb that will surely smell. any tips on covering it up?

[da5mikeY]

I play football, so I have some of those under armour spandex things, I don't know if anyone knows what I'm talking about, but anyway, I'm going to the Bahamas in May, so do you think if I put it near my sack, I'll pass?

[da haze meister]

hey sbskico1 you say u put it in tighty whiteys, im plannin on bringin some quality herb that will surely smell. any tips on covering it up?
you should get two small bags, make sure theyre new, put the herb in one bag, seal it almost all the way, push out all the air, you might need to compress the bud, and seal. then spray axe or febreze or whatever in the second bag, not too much that its wet, but make it smell, and put the first one in the second one. push out all the air and seal. should stop any noticeable smell. not to drug dogs, but to humans.

[dewdrinker]

dang id be shittin bricks if a dog came up and started sniffin mah nuts...

[sbskico1]

dew- I use pretty much the same method as "the haze", except I use cling wrap(clear plastic), and a small piece of fabric sheet(size of opened matches), I roll the bud(s) a few times, put the sheet in next- roll, roll, roll or wrap, wrap, wrap- then I compress it between two big books and a couple hundred pounds of weights- the end results allows flexablity for placement-(note--the biggest bud I've tried was the size/length of two figures) I usually only keep it there during the security check- if really needed I put after-shave lotion on right before