It hurts...

[orangeman]

Well friendlyowl posts shit that isnt really...wanted to be heard so shit I might as well do the same since I have a problem lol. My right testicle hurts and it's been hurting for 3 hours but I dont know what happened. I want help.

[Genuine17]

put your nut in the vacuum tube and turn it on than umm throw some bleach on it. :confused:

[BUZz UK]

/\ lol, no

[orangeman]

put your nut in the vacuum tube and turn it on than umm throw some bleach on it. :confused:

Just thinking about that makes it hurt worse and gives me a bad headache.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Your mum bit too hard.


LOL sorry!!!!!

I dunno man, you been booted in the bollocks recently? That shit hurts, or maybe you need a wank.. it's all collecting in your right nut ;)

:D

[Shelbay]

Well friendlyowl posts shit that isnt really...wanted to be heard so shit I might as well do the same since I have a problem lol. My right testicle hurts and it's been hurting for 3 hours but I dont know what happened. I want help.
Did you squash it? I don't have testicles so I don't know but I have heard of men squashing them...and my husband told me if we didn't do you know what regular that it could build up and hurt..so we do that more often and he doesn't hurt anymore.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Omg, sitting on it :sadcrying .. that shit isn't nice lol... comes once in a blue moon, but DAMN! :p

Ow I just felt something in my right one haha, cheers mon :p

[da haze meister]

yeah dude seriously get a wank... did your girlfriend leave you hangin? lol just get some porn.

[orangeman]

Did you squash it? I don't have testicles so I don't know but I have heard of men squashing them...and my husband told me if we didn't do you know what regular that it could build up and hurt..so we do that more often and he doesn't hurt anymore.

Actually that is quite possible. I dont remember though, I got some really good stuff and was watching Hostel and I barely moved, I could've been sitting on it but it's just now hurting lol I unno but I'm tired and feel like I'm gonna collapse, I need a good rest in the bed for like 3 days straight atleast (I cant wait until summer break :().

[eddievanzant]

put your nut in the vacuum tube and turn it on than umm throw some bleach on it. :confused:
That made me go "Pffffffhahahahahaha"

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Hostel, I so wanna see that! :eek:

[orangeman]

did your girlfriend leave you hangin?

No...something happened the last time we tried to...do something and I think I'm gonna wait until the coast is totally clear next time. Nothing sucks worse than thinking your about to have a good time then some one comes crashin' in the house and you end up having to go home without doin anything :mad:.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

No...something happened the last time we tried to...do something and I think I'm gonna wait until the coast is totally clear next time. Nothing sucks worse than thinking your about to have a good time then some one comes crashin' in the house and you end up having to go home without doin anything :mad:.
Before I read the part about someone coming home, I thought you meant you couldn't get it up! lol!! :pimp:

[orangeman]

Before I read the part about someone coming home, I thought you meant you couldn't get it up! lol!! :pimp:

Lol no, and also you may wanna see Hostel but I dont recommend it. Yeah it's some scenes in there that even makes me cringe (and I dont even get all nauseous about movie violence) but it overall is pointless. The beginning was good though, alot of nudity and pot smoking (since it was based in Amsterdam).

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol no, and also you may wanna see Hostel but I dont recommend it. Yeah it's some scenes in there that even makes me cringe (and I dont even get all nauseous about movie violence) but it overall is pointless. The beginning was good though, alot of nudity and pot smoking (since it was based in Amsterdam).

Cool, but after watching all the shit on ogrish, gore on film doesn't seem very real anymore lol.
Also my brother's going to Amsterdam on Monday with his college, lucky bugger. At least I can drive his car for the week :D

Sorry for keep changing the subject, but it's all good :)

[Clipse]

Dude, think Lance Armstrong here... you should have your balls checked for cancer. Hate to bring the morbid shit into the conversation, but it could be serious.

[w4terb0ng]

could be a hernia. i've got two of em. it'll make your nuts sore sometimes. unless it gets really bad, then you'll probably end up on the floor in the fetal position crying for your mother. look up the symptoms if the pain persists.

[Swizzy89304]

could be a hernia. i've got two of em. it'll make your nuts sore sometimes. unless it gets really bad, then you'll probably end up on the floor in the fetal position crying for your mother. look up the symptoms if the pain persists.

Lol, I remember when my dad had pee-pee stones. My mum was at work (she works in the ICU at the hospital) and dad was half asleep on the couch, with me watching Trisha at 2am - complete with annoying hand lady in the corner. That woman pisses me off so much. Does she really have to take up half the fuckin screen so that deaf people can watch TV? Cant they just have a button you press and it makes her disappear?
Anyway, I digress.
All of a sudden dad wakes up, clutching his side/genital area (eeugh) moaning in pain. So I ask if he wants me to ring an ambulance, and he just starts laughing saying it doesnt hurt that bad. After 30 mins of this and many unsuccessful attempts to view Trisha (remember, complete with hand signy lady) I ring an ambulance. Just because hes starting to piss me off now.

I have no idea what relevance that was to this thread, nor do I really care.

[chisme]

get it checked as its not worth worrying about but it may be nothing i thought one of my balls was getting larger then the other and my mother has had cancer and they say is heredatary(sp?) so even thou i hatred it i went to the walk-in-center in tooting london and had sum wierd chinese doc ....probe me up but it was just were i was wearing baggy jeans allot back then and it was that really hot summer he had it was the heat making my ball irritated.......oh well i whent home had a cool bath and no probs in the mron!! but do have a check bcause imagine 2 years later wot would u be saying????? i wish i just got it checked earlier.

[chisme]

Lol, I remember when my dad had pee-pee stones. My mum was at work (she works in the ICU at the hospital) and dad was half asleep on the couch, with me watching Trisha at 2am - complete with annoying hand lady in the corner. That woman pisses me off so much. Does she really have to take up half the fuckin screen so that deaf people can watch TV? Cant they just have a button you press and it makes her disappear?
Anyway, I digress.
All of a sudden dad wakes up, clutching his side/genital area (eeugh) moaning in pain. So I ask if he wants me to ring an ambulance, and he just starts laughing saying it doesnt hurt that bad. After 30 mins of this and many unsuccessful attempts to view Trisha (remember, complete with hand signy lady) I ring an ambulance. Just because hes starting to piss me off now.

I have no idea what relevance that was to this thread, nor do I really care.



fuck that!! pissing out a stone must be the holy grail of pain

[rhino44]

i read somwhere that your balls can get twisted inside your sac and that can cause severe pain to the twisted ball. also i believe u may need surgery to fix it. hope that helps:)

[buddymyfriend]

Dude get the jewels checked it aint worth worrying about! I was having pain in one of my nuts a few years back, went to the docs and got a free cock and sack rub. All turned out to be well. It aint the most pleasant thing pulling ya kegs down and have some old guy doc fondle your manhood, but its worth it in the end.

Peace

Buddy

[JustSayNo]

Well friendlyowl posts shit that isnt really...wanted to be heard so shit I might as well do the same since I have a problem lol. My right testicle hurts and it's been hurting for 3 hours but I dont know what happened. I want help.

you are having a miniture stroke,

don't worry though, it's only your right side that will look like "HEY YOU GUYS".

[friendowl]

its your clitoris trying to gain exposure

[chisme]

its your clitoris trying to gain exposure

Aahaahahhhaahahahaha

[Redbeard007]

Well friendlyowl posts shit that isnt really...wanted to be heard so shit I might as well do the same since I have a problem lol. My right testicle hurts and it's been hurting for 3 hours but I dont know what happened. I want help.
I had the same problem last year and found out it was because of enlarged prostrate. Medication has fixed the problem.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

My ball's have hurt for no reason atall before. Really uncomfortble. not as bad as gettin kicked in the balls tho, THAT is the worst pain iv proberly felt lol, i rather get punched in the face then kicked in the balls very hard.

[420ultimatesmokage]

My ball's have hurt for no reason atall before. Really uncomfortble. not as bad as gettin kicked in the balls tho, THAT is the worst pain iv proberly felt lol, i rather get punched in the face then kicked in the balls very hard.

if thats the worst pain you felt then consider yourself lucky.

[snikitysnak]

just grab hold of it really tightly and squeeze.

it'll make all the pain go away.