View Full Version : Fucked up night
hellomandude
03-08-2006, 07:12 PM
Ok I'm still hyped and shit so I'm gonna tell yall some fucked up shit that happened last night. Everything was going normally, me and the dudes got together at my pad and chipped down like $5 bucks each to go and buy a dub, but it was mad freezing outside so we sent one dude out, he was supposed to cop the dub and come rite back... anyway 20 minutes later he come runnin' in the door with a mark on his face like he got beat and immeadtialy is like "Yo this motherfuckin grown man just tried to rob me." Apparently the story went something like this: He was walkin' down the block after copping the bud and this dude bumps into him not saying excuse me or whatever so neither does he. He's in like the middle of the block when he hears runnin' behind him and before he can turn around this grown ass man puts him in a headlock and says "I'm police, come with me I'ma take you to the van and search you" but my dude knew this guy was bullshittin so he broke free and starting yellin' mad bullshit back, then the dude tries to pull out a switchblade on my man. "I should cut you," he said. That's when my friend decided to book it. Anyway he's out of breath panting and shit all worked up, so we decide to gather up some people and try to catch this motherfucker. We got like 14 heads and walked to the block where it happened... most of us stayed behind 2 went thru to see if they could spot him and if he was there's we'd nab him... anyway they come runnin' back and my friend has doubts fora second but then my other friend describes the outfit of the dude he saw that he thought was the guy who robbed him, and my dude who got robbed was like oh shit, that's definitely him then. Anyway he was kinda pissed and wanted his revenge, so he decieded to go thru dolo into the deli where we thought we saw the guy. 10 seconds pass we hear mad comotion all run up in the store, I had a glass paperweight in my pocket and my other friend had a bat. Anyway my man, who's 15, is fucking knockin the shit out of this grown ass man, funniest shit you ever saw, it ended up with the dude who must have been like 38 on the ground ASKIN for mercy haha so this guys homie takes his coat off and says if all yall dont get outta here I'ma have to start knockin you motherfuckers out so my friends like "do something then you fuckin bitch" haha and he just charges at my friend but he dodges, the dude falls onto a fucking ice cream machine, and i clock him as hard as I can with the paperweight. His ass was knocked out and the indian deli dude was like "call 911, call 911, get out of the store you niggers! you niggers!" hahahaha so we fuckin BOOK IT back to my place, smoke an L and crash. Whoo. Crazy shit
orangeman
03-08-2006, 07:15 PM
ROFL, the last part was the funniest "You niggers, you niggers!" xD funny shit, too bad I just came down from my high or I probably would've laughed my ass off confused lol.
that was a looooovely story....and you tell it so well!!
spewf
03-10-2006, 09:01 AM
HAHAH
insanity
03-10-2006, 09:38 AM
nice man
imagoober
03-10-2006, 11:19 AM
hell yeah man great story! im so glad to see the guy got what was coming to him! i wish i would have been there!:D do you know if the deli man called the cops? you might want to stay away for a little while from the deli!
Reefer Rogue
03-10-2006, 04:39 PM
It would be funny if you were white. Good shit tho, got the bud and kicked some ass. :smokin:
the joint meister
03-10-2006, 07:02 PM
good story! r u white or black im confused
hellomandude
03-10-2006, 07:04 PM
good story! r u white or black im confused
heh na man dominican
santo domingo
friendowl
03-10-2006, 07:09 PM
next time some shit happens you should
try and come up on somecfree items.
[wallet from fool you smacked;food from store,
cash from register something.with 14 heads in a bunch
you can each run with a 12 pack and some chips]
hellomandude
03-10-2006, 07:11 PM
next time some shit happens you should
try and come up on somecfree items.
[wallet from fool you smacked;food from store,
cash from register something.with 14 heads in a bunch
you can each run with a 12 pack and some chips]
hah we got the dudes wallet and his friends
he tried to rob one of my niggaz first
what goes around comes around
sim667
03-10-2006, 07:46 PM
whatever turns u on i s'pose..... again another story that makes me glad im english.
hellomandude
03-10-2006, 07:53 PM
whatever turns u on i s'pose..... again another story that makes me glad im english.
huh? so if someone tried to rob YOUR friend in YOUR neighborhood u wouldnt wanna do anything about it????? sounds a little bitch made if u ask me... glad ur not my friend
friendowl
03-10-2006, 08:05 PM
you must live a sheltered life tea boy
friendowl
03-10-2006, 08:06 PM
aye sim667 is that your dog in your av
da haze meister
03-10-2006, 08:30 PM
that reminds me of some shit that just happened at my school last week
some big guy tried to rob a kid in my school parking lot, and he beat the shit out of the kid (black on black) and then slammed his head through the window of a mercedes lowrider. dont ask about the car, some retard slaps some daytons on a mercedes and some hydraulics and calls it a lowrider. thats another story. apparently, a gang of some of the kids friends found this guy and beat him senseless. i supplied the bats.
Spinche.Worbla
03-11-2006, 02:13 PM
one on one got his ass kicked, then ganked guy coward
sim667
03-11-2006, 04:24 PM
im not sheltered, im just pacifist :).... then again im also not american, and not really interested in revenge etc.... i got better things to do in my spare time.
a little bitch made me???? my mums a large northern english woman...... she rules with an iron fist, trust me, im her son
also she's not a femal dog.... hence not a bitch
and i dont really take pride in my neighbourhood cus its bollox
sim667
03-11-2006, 04:43 PM
aye sim667 is that your dog in your av
yeah its a dog... not my dog... just thought it was amusing
Jeff Spicoli
03-11-2006, 09:08 PM
ah, so only americans want revenge?
whatever, you are still a pussy..
sim667
03-12-2006, 04:32 PM
ok ill take ur word for it, im a pussy
not saying only americans want revenge..... al im saying is that the geezer didnt actually get robbed.... so surely the whole exercise was pointless, and knicking the geezer's wallet puts them on the same level as the bloke who tried to rob the other one in the first place, apart from they needed loads of people in order just to get his wallet.....
anyway cant be fucked to talk about it any longer
laters
Strikerrr
03-12-2006, 04:43 PM
Good story dude
bwell
03-12-2006, 05:15 PM
ROFL, the last part was the funniest "You niggers, you niggers!" xD funny shit, too bad I just came down from my high or I probably would've laughed my ass off confused lol.
wait didn't you quit smoking chronic.....
hellomandude
03-13-2006, 02:50 AM
ok ill take ur word for it, im a pussy
not saying only americans want revenge..... al im saying is that the geezer didnt actually get robbed.... so surely the whole exercise was pointless, and knicking the geezer's wallet puts them on the same level as the bloke who tried to rob the other one in the first place, apart from they needed loads of people in order just to get his wallet.....
anyway cant be fucked to talk about it any longer
laters
pointless?
ha
i think the explanation is that you are ball-less
bandejo
WhiskeyGirl
03-13-2006, 02:57 AM
Ok I'm still hyped and shit so I'm gonna tell yall some fucked up shit that happened last night. Everything was going normally, me and the dudes got together at my pad and chipped down like $5 bucks each to go and buy a dub, but it was mad freezing outside so we sent one dude out, he was supposed to cop the dub and come rite back... anyway 20 minutes later he come runnin' in the door with a mark on his face like he got beat and immeadtialy is like "Yo this motherfuckin grown man just tried to rob me." Apparently the story went something like this: He was walkin' down the block after copping the bud and this dude bumps into him not saying excuse me or whatever so neither does he. He's in like the middle of the block when he hears runnin' behind him and before he can turn around this grown ass man puts him in a headlock and says "I'm police, come with me I'ma take you to the van and search you" but my dude knew this guy was bullshittin so he broke free and starting yellin' mad bullshit back, then the dude tries to pull out a switchblade on my man. "I should cut you," he said. That's when my friend decided to book it. Anyway he's out of breath panting and shit all worked up, so we decide to gather up some people and try to catch this motherfucker. We got like 14 heads and walked to the block where it happened... most of us stayed behind 2 went thru to see if they could spot him and if he was there's we'd nab him... anyway they come runnin' back and my friend has doubts fora second but then my other friend describes the outfit of the dude he saw that he thought was the guy who robbed him, and my dude who got robbed was like oh shit, that's definitely him then. Anyway he was kinda pissed and wanted his revenge, so he decieded to go thru dolo into the deli where we thought we saw the guy. 10 seconds pass we hear mad comotion all run up in the store, I had a glass paperweight in my pocket and my other friend had a bat. Anyway my man, who's 15, is fucking knockin the shit out of this grown ass man, funniest shit you ever saw, it ended up with the dude who must have been like 38 on the ground ASKIN for mercy haha so this guys homie takes his coat off and says if all yall dont get outta here I'ma have to start knockin you motherfuckers out so my friends like "do something then you fuckin bitch" haha and he just charges at my friend but he dodges, the dude falls onto a fucking ice cream machine, and i clock him as hard as I can with the paperweight. His ass was knocked out and the indian deli dude was like "call 911, call 911, get out of the store you niggers! you niggers!" hahahaha so we fuckin BOOK IT back to my place, smoke an L and crash. Whoo. Crazy shit
Blah, blah , blah
Frivolous248
03-13-2006, 03:00 AM
Glad your friend got revenge, thats just low as fuck, 38 year old man jumping some 15 year old.
I love the last part, cause as soon as you said "indian deli dude" I just thought of the stereotypical indian working at convient stores and how they talk, then you said "nigger" and that would be funny as fuck to hear an indian dude say.
hellomandude
03-13-2006, 03:01 AM
Glad your friend got revenge, thats just low as fuck, 38 year old man jumping some 15 year old.
I love the last part, cause as soon as you said "indian deli dude" I just thought of the stereotypical indian working at convient stores and how they talk, then you said "nigger" and that would be funny as fuck to hear an indian dude say.
and it was, hehe
whiskeygirl, go fuck yourself because you probably didnt even read the story
WhiskeyGirl
03-13-2006, 10:17 AM
[QUOTE=hellomandude]and it was, hehe
Your right I didnt read the story, its too long!
You need to get to the point to get my attention.
hellomandude
03-13-2006, 10:29 PM
and it was, hehe
Your right I didnt read the story, its too long!
You need to get to the point to get my attention.
ok.........
YOU ARE RE-TARDED!!!!!!
hah
AcidFreak
03-13-2006, 11:17 PM
[QUOTE=hellomandude]and it was, hehe
Your right I didnt read the story, its too long!
You need to get to the point to get my attention.
You took the time to post that you didn't like a story you didn't even read...:thumbsup:
Cool story.
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