View Full Version : what goes through your head
friendowl
03-08-2006, 12:02 AM
when your having sex.
what kind of stuff do you think about.
for us homies we can not think about
fine bitches cuz we'll nut faster.
when i need to put in serious work
[ like after we fight or her birthday or its tuesday]
i will count backward from 1000
or sometimes in my head i pretend that
im getting paid for this shit.
when it comes to cash i dont fuck around
Zentetsuken
03-08-2006, 01:27 AM
When I need to buy time or I'm getting too close for some reason I always pick a random object and try to imagine how it's made, like those nifty shows.
buddymyfriend
03-08-2006, 07:26 PM
If ya gotta be working hard I go through the alphabet and do girls names, cars, famous people dang near anything!
orangeman
03-08-2006, 07:27 PM
when your having sex.
what kind of stuff do you think about.
Swishers and weed ^_^. Lol nah but seriously if I try to last I jus think about anything that can distract me.
420purplehaze420
03-08-2006, 11:25 PM
i think about sports, add numbers in my head, try to convince myself thats its not as good as it feels, or think about school
PureEvil760
03-09-2006, 11:37 AM
yea the counting thing works sometimes..or just smoke alot b4 havin sex that will also lengthen that shit.
buddymyfriend
03-09-2006, 12:29 PM
yea the counting thing works sometimes..or just smoke alot b4 havin sex that will also lengthen that shit.
Hell yes, if I've been smoking a good strain its like fucking Viagra!:D And my recoevry time is cut in half!
Peace
Buddy
justinsane
03-09-2006, 06:12 PM
two words.
TUB. GIRL.
friendowl
03-09-2006, 07:31 PM
what do you mean tub girl
PaulCT7
03-09-2006, 08:40 PM
oooohhh, he doesnt know tubgirl...
google image it, "tub girl"
You will never forget it...
Genuine17
03-09-2006, 11:48 PM
friendowl what happens if you get in a fight on her birthday which happens to land on a tuesday? :confused:
friendowl
03-10-2006, 12:30 AM
damn that equals a trip to the er and then to ihop
PlainMJ
03-10-2006, 02:29 AM
I remember once I ended up making a mental list of what I needed to get done for the day...laundry, grocery, clean house, balance checkbook...was so bored with the fuck, wasn't doing anything for me....finally had to put him out of his misery and ask him kindly...."hon, will you let me help now?"
you ever had one of those that just keeps going and no one wants to admit that it's not going anywhere because you were just so excited to be actually having sex in *yea* long, despite the fact it's actually really really bad? yah, that was this.
actually, I try not to think of anything, esp if the guy's hot...I focus more on the here and now, touch of skin...taste...temp of bodies...the pure pleasure of the act (when it's actually good of course)...i like sex, woo sex! :dance:
graph
03-10-2006, 10:14 AM
hey friendowl. I just wanted to say that one day I'd really like to smoke a bowl with you. With that said, I usually do the counting method. If that can't work and I have to go extreme, usually a quick thought about barbara streisand delays me for a couple hours.
PureEvil760
03-10-2006, 11:01 AM
yo friendowl..nothin really, just wanted to say ur name like all the other cool people right
friendowl
03-10-2006, 05:48 PM
one day we shall get high so high
BiG WiCkEd
03-11-2006, 08:08 PM
haha...damn this thread is funny
U gotta think about doing hittin that right spot
As far as me, I only think about poking that liver....u know rearranging those organs
eddievanzant
03-12-2006, 05:00 AM
I think of hot girls because if I don't I might take too long: my girl gets kinda tired after coming twice.
PureEvil760
03-12-2006, 11:24 AM
u know what organ u aim for? alright this sounds a little wierd but the heart find it to be the best place
Hollandica
03-12-2006, 10:17 PM
please not tubgirl, thats sick. your dick will shrink FOREVER
yz250
03-14-2006, 06:24 PM
damn that equals a trip to the er and then to ihop
dam thats some funny shit.
Man Ive tried it all and I still suck.But my recovery time and tongue skills have saved me plenty.
AndrewLIKESbud
03-14-2006, 10:34 PM
haha...damn this thread is funny
U gotta think about doing hittin that right spot
As far as me, I only think about poking that liver....u know rearranging those organs
HAHA!!! right on.
LightGreen
03-15-2006, 12:42 AM
i take a hydrocodein and smoke some weed - hours of sex without busting
gin4dub
03-16-2006, 07:36 PM
Yesterday I was thinking, "oh shit, I hope nobody comes to the door right for a while." The front door was open in the middle of the day as I broke my homegirl's back on her couch in the livingroom.
nuggetgirl
03-24-2006, 06:51 AM
I totally pretend I'm getting payed for it also...like I'm making a porno right then and there, working it for those camera's.
But if it's really really bad bad sex...I tend to think totally random thoughts...like, did I leave the coffee pot on?
partyguy420
04-01-2006, 05:58 AM
i dont have to do anything to not bust my load, i naturaly last a hella long time, im like finch from the american pie movies. plus, i can give girls multiple orgasums within 10 to 20 minutes.
gramzzilla420
04-06-2006, 04:42 AM
haha...damn this thread is funny
U gotta think about doing hittin that right spot
As far as me, I only think about poking that liver....u know rearranging those organs
i think i know u
Stedric
04-06-2006, 04:48 AM
I usually try and listen to hear if her mom is pulling into the driveway (constant problem for us).
Ever had sex while listening to music? I was listening to Rammstein once and the sex got all animalistic and stuff, it was pretty awesome.:D
poorprincess
04-09-2006, 06:28 AM
I usually just try to feel how brutal it is and I goad him on to make him hurt me more.
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