IM SO FUCKEING DEAD!

[HazeItUp]

i went to schoo today and bought a dime of this sick skunk, well in english class i heard it was gonna be rough and tough with this dick new teacher so i decided to toke in the bathroom before hand to ease the tension.. well i went to blow out of the window and it came back at me and i reaked of smoke and the whole bathroom did. well i got caught and they found me weed and called up my parents to the school lol and the cops came and i tottaly fucked them over lol their like "who sold you this, it had to be a close friend" so i say "im friends with everyone.... good luck finding them". he says im gonna do harder drugs soon cause of marijuana and that i will commit crimes at a high level and go to jail when im 16...... rofl he was pissing me off so i left the school and walked home lol. the funniest thing was when the nurse was testing me i couldnt hold it in but i kept saying that i didnt know what weed was lol and faking it but i eventually admitted it. all i have to say is that im totaly fucking dead and that weed was the best i ever had and i want more of it ! lol hahaha.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

ok...

[ghettoBlunt]

rough man...a few weeks ago i brought my little brother home cause he was sick during 2nd period. i smoked one of the ILLEST white crystal bowlpaks i've ever had. I came into school and the guidance counselor (Fucking prick), and principal called me into the office. They both said i smelled, and i was getting all defensive. then his phone rings with the whole office complaining i smelled. i started flipping out and they chilled a little cause they didnt catch me with anything. i emptied out my pockets. then he still had the nerve to call my parents. whatever, needless to say, i still get stoned as shit:stoned: , but i smell fresh:thumbsup:

[HazeItUp]

lol i threw my weed in the garbage but they found it and the whole class said they saw me so ii was fucked no matter what..... im so stupid because if i didnt smoke in the bathroom then i wouldnt of gotten caught and i would of went home and toked up with my friends and did the same thing all week and then the next week lol and wouldnt of been fucked......

[homemade]

ya my friend got his looker searched because he reaked of it. it wasn't his pot so he was ok. he just got a warning

DON'T SMOKE POT AT SCHOOL...during school hours

[hank]

It sucks for you teenagers you know

You never get to know what smoking in the sofa watching TV is like or laying in the bed toking with your girl riding on you hahaha

All you can do is go to some shithole or the woods and smoke then hang out in the cold winter

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

It sucks for you teenagers you know

You never get to know what smoking in the sofa watching TV is like or laying in the bed toking with your girl riding on you hahaha

All you can do is go to some shithole or the woods and smoke then hang out in the cold winter

dude, stfu, its not like that for just like veery teenager. im a teenager, i live with my dad, he knows i toke. he dos'nt care. just as logn as i dont stink the house up, so i just open a window and toke in my room, and he got caught with it at school, never mentioned anything about his parents not knowing he toked or shit, and it involved the police, it wud of been the same with u but with work instead of school and ur parents wud'nt be phoned.

[UnViaje]

i guess, all i know is 2 stupid fux almost like you got arrested for just having a joint, 1 was on house arrest for almost a year
i dont know ur school's drug policies, so whatever man

[nakedgunner]

omg this story is funny as hell

[AcidFreak]

That's what you get for smoking in the fuckin' bathroom at school :rolleyes:. People like you give bud a bad name.

Hank's got the right idea, nothin better than tokin and havin sex blazed as fuck :D

[nakedgunner]

hazeitup wat did ur parents say about this

[d00d989]

oh my god ur a fucking IDIOT for smoking at school dude.

if i reaked of it i wouldnt have gone to my class...i woulda skipped that period and walked around outside to get rid of the smell

actually nvm, i would never be so stupid as to smoke IN THE SCHOOL.

[chisme]

It sucks for you teenagers you know

You never get to know what smoking in the sofa watching TV is like or laying in the bed toking with your girl riding on you hahaha

All you can do is go to some shithole or the woods and smoke then hang out in the cold winter


thats the fun part of growing up man:D

[insanity]

its a shitty situation, but they are right: toking at school is bad idea. I used to do it all the time, and I never got caught, but it is because I was crafty about it.

And also, sex while blazed does=heaven.

[del...]

...smokin in the boyz room...



i got in trouble a few times in high school for smoking cigs and suspended 3 and 7 days...then caught a 3rd time in the boyz room with my friends sharing a cig and was nearly expelled but kissed a lot of ass and got back in time to graduate. so there is hope...

[chisme]

...smokin in the boyz room...



i got in trouble a few times in high school for smoking cigs and suspended 3 and 7 days...then caught a 3rd time in the boyz room with my friends sharing a cig and was nearly expelled but kissed a lot of ass and got back in time to graduate. so there is hope...


tell em wot they wanna hear eh? lol thats my motto too:D

[Maui Wowie]

dude, stfu, its not like that for just like veery teenager. im a teenager, i live with my dad, he knows i toke. he dos'nt care. just as logn as i dont stink the house up, so i just open a window and toke in my room, and he got caught with it at school, never mentioned anything about his parents not knowing he toked or shit, and it involved the police, it wud of been the same with u but with work instead of school and ur parents wud'nt be phoned.

He was just giving a general idea of what restrictions teens get with smoking in comfort.

[notrightquite]

You should go off campus when you smoke ... not the bathroom.

[spliffstar22]

That was pretty fuckin stupid, even if there is a window, i don't care how big, the room around it will smell of herb. If it's a school washroom, i'm guessing it has stalls, and everyone comes in and out, so what were you thinkin, maybe someone won't come in the bathroom for 10 minutes,while i'm smokin?! Think next time, go off the property, or at least out of the fuckin school

[orangeman]

I hate when people make those gay predictions about what your gonna do from smokin flowers of a natural fuckin plant....I can understand PCP but Cannabis? Gimme a fuckin' break.

[Smokey McPot]

oh my god ur a fucking IDIOT for smoking at school dude.

if i reaked of it i wouldnt have gone to my class...i woulda skipped that period and walked around outside to get rid of the smell

actually nvm, i would never be so stupid as to smoke IN THE SCHOOL.

Agree. Smoking at school is stupid. Try to get decent grades in school so you can toke alot when you are older.

[Smokey McPot]

I knew many people who used to just take a quick 3 hits in the bathroom really quick and never got caught but i never had the balls nor did i want to.

Just a bad idea

[orangeman]

Agree. Smoking at school is stupid. Try to get decent grades in school so you can toke alot when you are older.

I only smoked at school once and it's not really that fun, actually it's scary when everyone notices your not sober. For some reason I can never look normal when I'm high lol...I know that sounded stupid but theres some people that look high (when they actually are) but just not as much as others such as me.

[XTC]

Why the hell are you smoking your school's bathroom, you schmuck. It was only a matter of time before you got caught. Let this be a learning experiece for you. Only smoke when you can and without getting caught.

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

if you feel the need to get stoned at school -- which really isnt a good idea, but i'm sure you dont need me to tell your busted ass that -- then at least dont be stupid enough to smoke the shit on campus, much less in an enclosed indoor area. fines and penalties for drugs are really tough on and around school campuses. go off campus for your toke, man. i used to smoke in the laundry room of the apartment complex next door to my school -- there was a vent in there that sucked up all the smoke. i was wary of even smoking a cig on the outskirts of school campus after hours, because getting busted sucks.

[chisme]

i smoked at school ...flame me if u must but i wont tell no one not to do it

smoking herb at school helped me overcome my fears 3 weeks after my first joint a guy who had really been bullying me for 2 years ran and jumped on my back from a table but i lifted him up and threw him through a door. he left me alone after that.

i was allways worried about this teacher who's method of teaching was to shout ''copy the summary from page 10''!! in the loudest voice while he surfs the net on his shitty laptop...my sister at this point was missing for 2 weeks and he just didnt care why i wanted to go home............this may have been wrong but later that day when he didnt let me go i got blazed and pushed him down a pair of stairs and the fat bastard landed on his laptop screen first , buttons everywhere........some call it stupid i refure to myself as KARMA

[jahjahjahjah]

That sux mate.

[HazeItUp]

lol i know i am a dumbass but wtf do u want me to do. it already happened its done and overwith..... the best part about it is now i know where to get my weed from lol. the weed i smoked from from a dime bag that i got from a buddy for the first time, he said it was skunk and i only was able to take one hit and i was as high as a motherfucker.

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

I'm not going to lecture you, I'm not going to tell you that your cool as fuck, I'm not going to tell you how stupid it is, But I'm going to say that in the future that incident will look bad on you. Not because of jobs/or whatever just because of being a stoner...

People look at us stoners like we're some sort of problem because of the crime rate, that we have NO respect whatso ever for society, and other people around us. When there are rules infliceted (most rules)I try my best to follow them. For instance, My mom knows im a fucking pothead when I visit her, I smoke outside on her porch, She doesn't mind, as long as I do not do it in her house. I get a tremdous amount of respect because of that. My roommate however, smoked a joint once in her computer room,and she says that he is irrsponcible...blah blah blah...I do go on roadies, but I won't smoke in a lot of traffice, I'm not paranoid, I'm just not wanting to get caught, if I do get caught Well, that's my problem,and I wouldn't go around bragging about it to friends,and such. That's like looking for problems.

I know what it's like having a rough time at school, and shit. I always went out to the car, or actually just skipped school forthe rest of the day. I don't want to give you any ideas, but Im not trying to lecture you, or anything just saying.

If you want to be a smoker, fine. But present yourself with respect, from others, and for yourself...In the long time when you get as old as the rest of the old stoners, the young ones will look up to you like you're fun. :)

and by all means don't be an old foggy, and play by ALL the rules, live it up have some fun!!:)

Maybe it's justc ause i'm older....hmp...ohh well.Good Luck.

[Fengzi]

I was high for about 90% of my junior and senior year of high school. Never smoked on campus though. Fortunately our school had an open campus so we could leave anytime between 11-1 and after 2.

One of the funniest things I;ve ever seen was my friend getting busted for smoking on campus. The guy came up to me between classes and asked if I wanted to go smoke a bowl. I told him we should just wait for lunch but he didn't want to. I told him I wasn't going to smoke but let him borrow my pipe.

All of our classes opened to the outside so his plan was to just run behind one of the building really quick. I didn't go but told him I'd watch for anyone coming. So, he goes around the corner for a few minutes and them comes back. He wants to prove to me he won't get busted so he holds in this huge hit to blow in my face. Just as he comes around the corner, however, a door opens and a teacher walks out. He doesn't realize it until its too late and instead of blowing it in my face he gets the teacher instead from like 6" away. Both of them just stared at each other for what seemed like a long, long time. I think they were both in shock. Then my friend runs off through the crowd, apparently getting away.

A week or so later a bunch of us are standing outside talking when I see the teacher quitely walk up behind my buddy and put his hand on his shoulder and say "Ah, my smoking friend , I see we meet again" My friend starts blabbering about how he was so scared from the incident that he changed his life and will never smoke again. Miraclously, the teacher let him go.

[BUZz UK]

All you can do is go to some shithole or the woods and smoke then hang out in the cold winter
lmao, reminds me of when i first started tokin,

on a saturday whole crews of about 10 to 15 of us, 13 and 14 years old, would score an eighth or two, then all go to the woods behind my mates house and get messed up for the whole day, doing ridiculous shit...i'll never forget the old days, lol

[da haze meister]

when i smoke at school i make sure its not inside the school or on the immediate grounds... we usually go right by the street, and when im high, i hide all my weed real good. best thing to do, is make sure you always have a roll of tape on you, and if need be, if you are called to the office, then stop in the b.r. and tape the stash to the back of the toilet in the stall.

[chisme]

lmao, reminds me of when i first started tokin,

on a saturday whole crews of about 10 to 15 of us, 13 and 14 years old, would score an eighth or two, then all go to the woods behind my mates house and get messed up for the whole day, doing ridiculous shit...i'll never forget the old days, lol


ah those are the ones mate me me mates a bunch of girls a load of booze and a WHOLE lotta skunk.......also sum rubber johnys lmao

yeah man u know that old school..back at school vibe naught naughty lamo i used to luv it.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D :thumbsup:

[catodave]

See..lucky for me, my school is very close to a dead end street, which isn't school property, so that's the morning chill place to smoke your cigs and shit, but if you go up the hill, theres another road block off to the right into a cut of woods and a park... We toke a few bpacks before school everyday.

What's funny is you guys talk about how it's a waste of time toking before school, you're right, but if it's there, I'm the kinda guy who jumps all over opportunities to smoke for free. (Even though somedays I bring up some fatass blunts.)

What's even funnier is some of the substitute teachers walk to school and see us passing bowls and blunts. They never say shit, because our vice-principal tokes himself. NO LIE, I saw him in a starwell lighting up a bowl in the summer.

If it's not effecting your grades, keep tokin'

[Ocram]

i went to schoo today and bought a dime of this sick skunk, well in english class i heard it was gonna be rough and tough with this dick new teacher so i decided to toke in the bathroom before hand to ease the tension.. well i went to blow out of the window and it came back at me and i reaked of smoke and the whole bathroom did. well i got caught and they found me weed and called up my parents to the school lol and the cops came and i tottaly fucked them over lol their like "who sold you this, it had to be a close friend" so i say "im friends with everyone.... good luck finding them". he says im gonna do harder drugs soon cause of marijuana and that i will commit crimes at a high level and go to jail when im 16...... rofl he was pissing me off so i left the school and walked home lol. the funniest thing was when the nurse was testing me i couldnt hold it in but i kept saying that i didnt know what weed was lol and faking it but i eventually admitted it. all i have to say is that im totaly fucking dead and that weed was the best i ever had and i want more of it ! lol hahaha.

Hey man is this you??

http://www.post-trib.com/cgi-bin/pto-story/news/z1/03-09-06_z1_news_06.html

BOONE GROVE â?? A Boone Grove Middle School student was arrested at the school Tuesday for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

The seventh-grade studentâ??s arrest was made after a teacher noticed him wandering through a sixth-grade hallway, police said.

According to reports, teacher Reggie Flesvig saw the student go into two bathrooms in the sixth-grade hall.

Flesvig approached the student to find out what he was doing and Flesvig noticed the student smelled like smoke, police said.

Nothing was found in the bathroom, police said, so Flesvig sent the student to the office.

On the way to the office, Flesvig said he saw the student drop something in the recycling bin, police said.

Flesvig checked the bin and found a glass and foil smoking pipe, according to reports.

The student later volunteered a baggie containing a marijuana leaf and a lighter, police said.

According to reports, the student admitted to bringing the pipe, which he found in his kitchen, to school.

He said he believes a siblingâ??s friend left it at the house, and he had kept it in his room for a week, police said.

The student was charged with possession of marijuana and reckless possession of paraphernalia.

Larry Allen, the schoolâ??s principal, said this is the first time in his five years at the school that there has been an incident like this.

â??Weâ??ll just follow school policy like we do with any other case,â?� Allen said.

[Ablaze.]

getting blazed at school is a waste of good weed, so let this be a lession to you.

[jamstigator]

I used to get baked in high school, and I found that it made me brilliant at two things: trigonometry (math in general, really) and creative writing. My grades would have been significantly worse in those two areas had I not been baked 80 percent of the time in those classes.

The biggest rush I ever got in high school was in biology class. We had a substitute one day, an old lady. Me and the four or five other pot heads sat in the far back, right side, next to the windows. The jocks and cheerleaders and preppies sat, well, everywhere else. Well, this substitute had her face totally buried in this book, oblivious to the world. From in front of me I hear the sound of someone trying to flick a bic quietly, then I see a small puff of smoke, then the guy passes me a one-hitter down low. I couldn't believe it, toking up IN CLASS. What made it scarier is that it was just me in the back of that row, him in front of me, then three empty seats, then a couple of preppies, so he had no cover whatsoever.

But the substitute kept her head buried in her book, and I flicked my bic and took a toke too. By this time, the preps and jocks and cheerleaders were catching on to what was going on, and as I flicked my lighter, almost every head swiveled in my direction, their eyes wide with awe. The head-swiveling was bound to attract notice, I thought, but I was wrong. I passed the one-hitter to the pot head sitting in the row to my right, he took a hit (more head swiveling), passed it back to me, and I passed it back to the guy in front of me and whispered a thanks. We didn't push it any farther than that, just the one hit each, but man, that was some serious adrenalin rush. That guy in front of me, he musta had balls bigger than watermelons. We were like famous in school after that. ;)

[Darchy250]

I have been suspended from school once for smoking weed with an aquaintance at lunch.He was stupid and talked shit and got caught, then he dobbed me in. I had a big talk with my princible,playing innocent, and told him i had none left. little did he know i had a 50 bag left.It was allright in the end my mum knows i smoke.
And being a teenager in no way ruins my smoking experience, i am 16, get stoned every night in my room, with my Girlfriend sucking my dick evry second night.

[1234abcd]

Wow arn't you cool.

[Darchy250]

I said that because someone at the start was going on about teenagers having it hard, smoking pot in the woods, and not having girls.and yes i am cool.

[highjinx]

i dont think i ever got high at school! used to get drunk at lunchtimes though! lol:dance: :thumbsup:
hehe good ol bucky!