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newbie1232
03-07-2006, 01:17 AM
Alright, since the Oscars we're just aired last night, I remembered a game we used to play at the other forums I visited.

The rules,

- No nominating yourself
- Only nominate one person (per catagory)
- You can choose to add a vote for someone, or nominate a new person! At the end of the week, I'll count all the votes and see who won. :)

The Catagories...

- Funniest Poster

- Best Overall Poster

- Most Logical Poster

- Highest/Most Stoned Poster

- Most Enlightened Poster (This one goes out to all the people in the spiritual board :p )

Just some ideas, feel free to nominate someone for a catagory not listed, the vote will be counted and the catagory created, just for you :thumbsup:

thebathroom
03-07-2006, 01:43 AM
I nominate Friendowl for Funniest Poster.

Thehulkster321
03-07-2006, 01:46 AM
I nominate Friendowl for Funniest Poster.
same

Thehulkster321
03-07-2006, 01:47 AM
zandor for best overall poster ... his posts have taught me everything i no bout growing

da haze meister
03-07-2006, 01:48 AM
I nominate Friendowl for Funniest Poster.
same again
along with STDzRuS even tho he isnt here anymore.

del...
03-07-2006, 01:54 AM
if this topic leaned more towards the raspberry awards instead of the oscars...

i'd nominate rasta kaze for screen play

Genuine17
03-07-2006, 02:27 AM
id umm do something like do the thing when you nominate for the yeah and dude
:stoned:
tokosan for biggest dumbass poster

VoidLivesOn
03-07-2006, 02:30 AM
if this topic leaned more towards the raspberry awards instead of the oscars...

i'd nominate rasta kaze for screen play

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VoidLivesOn
03-07-2006, 02:32 AM
For most logical poster I cannot decide between Lemonboy or Bonsaiguy.

And I thin Funkamander always had the funniest posts.

chris420
03-07-2006, 02:35 AM
most logical poster id have to nominate 2 which i think arent here anymore: ermitonto and shit i cant remember his name...

Euphoric
03-07-2006, 05:00 AM
clap:clap:clap:
clap:clap:clap:

*Oneironaut for most logical

*Stoner Shadow Wolf for most enlightened

*Beachguy for funniest poster

*Starchild for best overall poster

highest/most stoned?Uhm? all of us? :D

how about a most paranoid poster or a hottest poster? geez this thing could have hundreds of catagories. :confused:

not playing favorites ya know, props to all (well most ;) ) and i enjoy reading dozens of different posters its just u cant give everyone props at once right :cool:




OR CAN U :eek:

beachguy in thongs
03-07-2006, 05:07 AM
Rastabill89 for All-Around Registered-User Award.

Everyone else gets the Supporting Actress. :dance:

justinsane
03-07-2006, 05:33 AM
i nominate beachguy in thongs for the best light shedder

GHoSToKeR
03-07-2006, 03:26 PM
- Funniest Poster

Clevemire (R.I.P. lol)

- Best Overall Poster

Can't decide :)

- Most Logical Poster

Ermitonto

- Highest/Most Stoned Poster

SensimilliaJones or SativaTrip

- Most Enlightened Poster

All of you crazy fuckers ;)

:)

beachguy in thongs
03-07-2006, 03:47 PM
i nominate beachguy in thongs for the best light shedder
Now that it's getting warmer, I'm starting to shed heavier.

:confused: Or, maybe it's my cat.

justinsane
03-07-2006, 03:48 PM
oh, actually.

i nominate

McCaully Caulkin for best overall poster ever.

Az.
03-07-2006, 04:39 PM
For most logical Oneironaut (Ermitonto)

Id also vote for him as best overall poster

w4terb0ng
03-07-2006, 04:53 PM
friendowl- funniest poster

Pete Rock
03-07-2006, 06:10 PM
greennewbie for dumbest poster

t3chyo
03-07-2006, 06:24 PM
rasta kaze - funniest poster

every thread he made made me laugh, even when I think it was unintentional...

Bman719
03-07-2006, 06:30 PM
if this topic leaned more towards the raspberry awards instead of the oscars...

i'd nominate rasta kaze for screen play
Too true. Hell, he said we could add topics sooooo.

I nominate Rasta kaze for Worst Screen Play.

Funniest Poster: Garden Knowm

Logical Poster: SensiRide

Overall Poster: Ghostoker

friendowl
03-07-2006, 06:43 PM
and the award goes to ..............rastakaze[ best performance by a shaman ]

special shout out for cocksucker of the year

and the award goes to xnoa [sticking two cents where they dont belong]

Sinsemilla Jones
03-07-2006, 06:55 PM
I'd like to thank Ron and the Academy, Jack Herer, Lester Grinspoon, George Carlin, all the Beatles, and of course Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bob Dobbs, Baba O'Reilly, all the Bobs....





- Highest/Most Stoned Poster

SensimilliaJones :thumbsup:

May it ever be so!

:pimp:

Melton420
03-07-2006, 09:38 PM
this is stupid... why are we nominating people

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
03-07-2006, 09:42 PM
Because we all put in 50 dollars to have a go at your mom, but we can't decide who gets to go first...so winner takes Melton's mom! Yay!!!

Genuine17
03-07-2006, 09:42 PM
this is stupid... why are we nominating people

why are we posting on a website about weed?

why do we have tailbones

why the fuck not?

CrAzYpOtHeAd
03-07-2006, 09:49 PM
why are we posting on a website about weed?

why do we have tailbones

why the fuck not?

Why is perfect dark such a perfect game?

Swizzy89304
03-07-2006, 11:31 PM
Actually, Genuine17 raises a good point.
Why do we have tailbones? I mean, there have never been any skeletons/human remains that have tails...
So are we actually evolving and growing tails? Thatd be cool. But a bitch when you need a dump.

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
03-08-2006, 01:06 AM
Actually, Genuine17 raises a good point.
Why do we have tailbones? I mean, there have never been any skeletons/human remains that have tails...
So are we actually evolving and growing tails? Thatd be cool. But a bitch when you need a dump.

But that way we could hold our bongs with both hands while the tail held the lighter!

Bman719
03-08-2006, 01:08 AM
Why is perfect dark such a perfect game?
Now THATS the question at hand! Man I do love Perfect Dark...

beachguy in thongs
03-08-2006, 01:13 AM
We have tailbones because we come from reptiles.

mike jones
03-08-2006, 01:23 AM
i nominate Tokosan for all

CocaCola
03-08-2006, 01:35 AM
Tokosan = Most Logical

Thehulkster321
03-08-2006, 01:36 AM
I change my vote I forgot about RastaKaze his threads always kept me entertianed

420ultimatesmokage
03-08-2006, 01:42 AM
i nominate jakenthegentiles for best grammar:D

newbie1232
03-08-2006, 01:56 AM
i nominate jakenthegentiles for best grammar:D

Lmao

rastabill89
03-08-2006, 02:26 AM
I vote beachguy for Funniest Poster

beachguy in thongs
03-08-2006, 04:51 AM
Now people are gonna start thinking that we're the same person :rolleyes: .

GHoSToKeR
03-08-2006, 11:56 AM
How did this thread go from Oscar nominations to tails with fucking opposable thumbs sticking out of our asses? I mean, there's not even any logical connection..

:D

chisme
03-08-2006, 01:16 PM
I CANT BELEIVE NO ONES MENTIONED MY NAME ONCE!!!!!!

u ungrateful mofo's!

thebathroom
03-08-2006, 02:28 PM
Dear Chisme,
You remind me of Ali G., so if there was a reward for that, then I would most definatly nominate you for it.

Love,
thebathroom

Swizzy89304
03-08-2006, 02:46 PM
Dear Chisme,
You remind me of Ali G., so if there was a reward for that, then I would most definatly nominate you for it.

I think its the picture of the orange alien that does it.

xNoa
03-08-2006, 04:51 PM
and the award goes to ..............rastakaze[ best performance by a shaman ]

special shout out for cocksucker of the year

and the award goes to xnoa [sticking two cents where they dont belong]if u say so mate..
and rastakaze a shaman? lets hope youre joking.

acrca
03-09-2006, 12:00 AM
friend owel 4 funniest

chisme
03-09-2006, 12:32 AM
oh cmon everyone knows my orange alien is just a bad boy galactic acid tripper! ali g sucks arse.

thebathroom
03-09-2006, 04:24 AM
oh cmon everyone knows my orange alien is just a bad boy galactic acid tripper! ali g sucks arse.

Sometimes, when I read your posts, I kind of do the Ali G voice in my head, and it's really funny.

Try it.

grasshopper420
03-09-2006, 06:41 AM
i nominate Melton420 for "most pessimistic bastard" P.E.N.G.U.I.N. for "most enlightened" Beachguyinthongs for "funniest poster" (i loved his last signiture about the persciption drug commercials) and exit with another questionin light of the last one being "why do we have tailbones?" ...... why do men have nipples? i know it was on gta vice city but it really got me thinking why do men have nipples?

grasshopper420
03-09-2006, 06:43 AM
oh and i nominate chisms gecko for "best contributor to the site" i love that gecko SLIMZEE ROCKS