Drug test on the 18th, HAVE to pass

[da5mikeY]

I have a test on the 18th, just an inhome one from the Drugstore, and I smoked this past weekend on the 4th, how can I pass it by the 18th, besides using someone elses piss?

[Hazzy View]

lol in 2 weeks if you dont smoke untill then you will be ok man. i know a kid on probation who smokes the day before a piss test and passes with flying colors. if he can do that then youll be fine. especially if its an at home test. if your really worried just drink a lot of water the day of and the day before and you will be chill. no worries mate.

[lcon109]

buy and use Quick Fix 4.0 if you can. Worked for me just this past week.






Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW - What a Ride!" -- Unknown

[AcidFreak]

buy and use Quick Fix 4.0 if you can. Worked for me just this past week.






Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW - What a Ride!" -- Unknown

Detox drinks never work man...since it's an at-home test it won't know if your sample is diluted or not, just start drinking hella water a couple of hours before your drug test, and piss like three or four times. After that point, you're basically pissing straight water, which won't have any THC in it. I made it through like 9 months of probation like that, I'd put my life on it.

[da5mikeY]

haha, alright thanks...I got some piss from my best friend anyway, so I'm obviously going fucking insane this weekend since I'm still a freshmen in High School, so I can't do it every single waking moment of my day...which sucks. Thanks guys, Go Steelers, later

[BloodyRedBarron]

haha, alright thanks...I got some piss from my best friend anyway, so I'm obviously going fucking insane this weekend since I'm still a freshmen in High School, so I can't do it every single waking moment of my day...which sucks. Thanks guys, Go Steelers, later
if your parents are giving you the test.There is a cup with a temp strip on it so I'm sure they will check that.It has to be 90-100 degrees.
Go to Walmart and get http://www.heatmax.com/HotHands/products.htm
these will keep it at temp up to 8-10 hours and cost 6 for 2 bucks.
and for a home test kit without integrity testing just use warter with yellow food coloring.Most home test kits dont do integrity testing.
Use a 2 oz bottle and tape the heating pad to it.
If you have someones piss who is clean keep it cold or it will smell like ammoia.
And still use the heating pads to keep it at temp.

[da5mikeY]

ok, thanks a lot, Jesus...everyone's so fucking helpful on here, I love it. So I should refigerate it and then probably take it out the night before? I have a heating pad. so I'll just use that, and do you really think it's going to have a temperature strip?

[da5mikeY]

well, do you think I could keep it outside, I live in PA, so it's cold, I mean just bury it in my mulch and get it the night before or something?

[lcon109]

First.. let me apologize. I didn't read your post closely enough and didn't realize it was an at-home test. So obviously scratch the Quick Fix idea.

You need to tell the forum what type of test it is first. Some of the at-home tests do NOT have temperature strips, some DO.

IF it is one that does NOT have a temperature strip, you simply put 4 drops of urine in the little test area and wait 3 - 8 minutes.

IF it is one that DOES have a temperature strip, then you'll need to obviously warm the urine or use your own.

Burying it in mulch seems like an awful lot of trouble. Can't you just put it outside your window on the ledge?

[da5mikeY]

Yeah, I checked it last night, after reading that it may have a temp strip...and it doesn't, thank God. But I was on the way home from school today, and I have a small refrigerator in my basement that my parents never check, so I'm just going to put it in a Gatorade bottle, Lemon-Lime of course, and hope they won't notice. Sorry about that by the way, I didn't know what kind it was, it's a First Check brand, I'm 90% sure. Thanks...

[da5mikeY]

I was thinking though, do you really think if I got some moderately warm water and just added yellow dye, which people have suggested, would that pass? My dad's pretty oblivious but my mom would be the douche bag to notice.

[KronicKilla]

i smoked 2 weeks ago, had a test yesterday and i failed...had another one 2day drank like a gallon of water and passed...just remember take the midstream piss menaing piss for about 3 secs b4 u piss in the cup...at home are a snap to pass

[da5mikeY]

thank you, I appreciate it, so...just drink like a gallon of water and then mainstream it, and I'll be sure to pass it?

[da5mikeY]

I really hope that you guys aren't bullshitting me, because if I don't pass it I'll be fucking screwed. No liscense and my mom's telling all my friend's parents, wow I'll be fucked.

[lcon109]

This is the exact test I used for myself when I recently had to take a pre-employment test. The one thing about that test is that your parents can send the rest of the 'sample' to the lab and in about a week get a laboratory reading.

I failed my first, second and third after not smoking at all for over 3 weeks. I didn't try diluting because I was trying to avoid using a synthetic if at all possible... but I ended up using Quick Fix anyway.

I would think that if the First Check comes up negative.. they might not take bother to send it to the lab. I guess you'd be better to determine if your parents would be the type to do that.

And, just because I'm a mom... don't call your mom a douche bag. Whether you like it or not, she cares about you and is probably worried to death that you have a lifetime of drugs and end up dead some day.

[da5mikeY]

yeah, you can send it in
and yes my parents would be the kind to send it to the lab
so I was going to this weekend, but I can't get any anyway, and the test is next Saturday so I figure I can wait until then and it will all be out, and I'll just drink a shitload of water before I go to bed the night before because the first time they were going to do it, I just admitted it so I didn't have to take it, but they gave it to me in the morning
haha I was kidding, don't worry

[goofyboots]

just work out a lot, especially if your thinner. THC stores in fat cells, so just work out a lot and flush the toxins out and you will be fine. And try to drink a lot of fluids, like you were already sayin.

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[the image reaper]

lol in 2 weeks if you dont smoke untill then you will be ok man. i know a kid on probation who smokes the day before a piss test and passes with flying colors. if he can do that then youll be fine. especially if its an at home test. if your really worried just drink a lot of water the day of and the day before and you will be chill. no worries mate.

VERY, VERY Bad advice ..... :(

[da5mikeY]

yeah, haha I smoked last night but it was real low grade shit and I didn't even get high, so I think I'll be fine. I had 3 vicodin though and 3/4s a can of beer and I was fucked.

[da5mikeY]

I'll be sure to give an update on the 18th if I passed or not :O

[da5mikeY]

alright well it's the 14th, and I haven't really been drinking all that much water, so I think I'm going to start on Thursday night, drink another gallon on Friday night, and then drink another gallon Saturday morning. Do you think I'll be in good shape. Still haven't smoked since last Saturday but it was shit weed and didn't get high.

[SCOOCH]

After all the damn research I had done about passing piss tests I finally came to one conclusion....It all depends on the person that is taking the test. The more I looked into things the more nervous I had gotten. All I did was gave myself 1 week without smoking before the test and drank about a gallon of water a day with 12 cranberry pills. The day of the test I pissed 4 times drank 2 16 oz of water, a Vitamin water, Green Tea and a B-12 pill and some soda. (I had 6 hours before the test because it was late afternoon) All that shit did was give me a stomach ache.

[graph]

Make sure that the piss you take on the test isn't your first piss of the day. Small detail, but it can make a difference.

[da5mikeY]

but Scooch, did you pass it?

alright, thanks...I have a good feeling about it, I think I'm going to pass...I mean it's only an in-homer.

[SCOOCH]

As long as you don't smoke like 3 blunts a day you should be fine. I passed. Especially if it is an at home test

[da5mikeY]

alright thanks, but I really think you overkilled it with all that, I think water is really the only necessary item in that list...but oh well, what do I know.

[da5mikeY]

on my way to see my p.o. i bought a bottle of clorox and dipped my fingers in it... when i peed i peed on my fingers lettin' the bleach run off in the cup.... SOLID line i passed....


that's on one of the other forums...do you think that's necessary to do that along with flushing my system with water?

[da5mikeY]

GUESS WHO FUCKING PASSED IT BITCHES...well I don't know why I didn't see it coming, but my parents are just the people to give me the test a couple of days early too, wow I sound like a rapper but I would like to thank everyone on here who fucking cared, I love you...fuck yes, amen, I'm leaving, bye.

[NattYtoSSEdStalk]

Yeah ,for real, plenty of stomach ache,I been doing this flushing shit every week for like almost 2 months now,for fucking probataion... Gotta test this wensday, and I have smoked three blunts today ,four actually,and the biggest gotti ever last night...
I take my creatine pills and mad red meat a couple 2-3 days before hand, till the test,then drink a 64oz gatorade,a few multi vitamins 4asprin and a like 4 B-complexs,and so far so good....This test will be my best chance I've taken at it,(doing nothing) I failed one with a 63.4 or some shit level then passed one the next week doing this....I'll hollar out this wensday less I'm in jail ...You cant stop me ,you Cant stop me .... Doing my QB sack dance,in my orange jumper

[NattYtoSSEdStalk]

good for you bitch,I'll see you in hell... just fucking around ...peace
actually by the way, P.O. where what state? not NY I might try...

[almigster]

what happened man?

[NattYtoSSEdStalk]

I went to probation high as hell,They didnt test me again ,for the forth week in a row now, I flushed and did some centro fruit pection(to coat my stomach,as to not let as much fat cells loose) I was thinking maybe some bleach on my fingers BUT.. it didnt matter
I was uncomfortable from drinking all that shit,all god damn day for nothing.... then blazed a buncha joints an a pizzipe, yeah I'm saying fuck that...I'll hollar if this shit does ever work tho.......one

[da5mikeY]

hmm, well anyway, I'm back, I got caught again, haha but my dad was out of town so my mom was just "disappointed", and I've done it again since then, but oh well...and I'm getting over an ounce and a half for free...amen.

[haze kr]

did you pass???

[haze kr]

nevermind...hey how did you get caught again??

[da5mikeY]

yeah I passed the first one...well I was blazing in my bathroom with the shower on and the window open, got in the shower, got out and I was bombed and forgot to spray a little bit of stuff and close the window and my mom came in and asked me and I was just like, yeah whatev

[poorprincess]

drink beer. Lots of beer. It cleans you out because it's a diaretic. So you drink until you piss and then drink some more. This would be easier if you were an alchoholic... um...dont forget to eat something greasy and a b vitamin before you start drinking, and drink water in between beers and you will have NO hangover.

[da5mikeY]

alright well I blazed last night, a pretty fat joint and I was high, and I have a test on Saturday, so if I think if I just drink a lot of water until I'll be sure to pass.

[kaneda7777]

DUDE!

how you doing! Yeah basically its alto do with how much you smoke etc whether your a hardened daytime toker or a weekend stoner :P

The only way you can get this shit out of your system any faster is to Take a multi vitamin every day Drink Lots and Lots of water and also ORANGE JUICE!

Vitamin C is great for mopping all the shit up thats in your brain! helps with lots and lots of drugs.

Also the only other thing i know that helps is exersise!

Good Luck dude!

[kaneda7777]

Just read your post you will be absolutely fine as long as you aint been smoking every day for like 2 weeks :P

[da5mikeY]

yeah before that I hadn't smoked for about 2 weeks...but yeah I take a mega men's vitamin from GNC, and all I drink is water now, literally, that and Green Tea with this Antioxidant stuff in it, so I guess that'll work too...right?